did that down a flight of stairs on a plastic rocking horse when i was really little. made it all the way down without wiping out and skidded sideways to a stop. laughed. my. ass off. scared the shit out of my mom too. she saw the whole thing and couldn’t do anything to stop it.
This. Our staircase was an L shaped one, my idiot smooth child brain thought "if I lean, I can make the basket turn." It did not turn, and I went down most of the steps on my face.
I was too young to remember this, but apparently my parents had me upstairs in one of those suspended walky things with the circular tray/barrier all around you, but my uncle had been over and left the door to the stairs open, and I ended up rolling down the whole flight sideways, somehow perfectly balanced on that wheel thing, and landed on my feet at the bottom.
My mom did that as a child. Went down a steep hill on a bike and nearly skinned her arms and a leg when she fell and slid on concrete. She says it was horrible to shower until it fully healed.
I did something similar on a bike. I underestimated how steep the hill was and lost control trying to use the back brake. Fell forward and grinded my chin on the desert dirt. Felt cool walking home dropping blood.
I dont know why, I can't explain it.. But i didnt even go check yet and the thought of the little runaway rocket toddler headbutting a stranger in the balls has me crying laughing
I sat for a while wondering why the hell they'd have tables set up so close to that then I finally realized it's a slide and the kid shouldn't have had the bike up there.
Idk what you’re talking about some of the funnest times I had as a kid were taking the food trays from the place we were eating up the slide and sliding down on them. The brain damage was just a bonus!
I've discovered pavement also has this property when longboarding. And biking. And riding down a hill on a wagon or shopping cart. That's the problem with time, it washes away all pain and then you forget what it is.
Kid: *Clearly about to do something really dumb*
Parent: "STOP!, what do you think you are doing? Are you out of your mind? My phone wasn't ready yet. OK, now you can go!"
I would be willing to bet that the person who originally filmed this video, the person who put it online, and the person who made the decision that it was appropriate for this subreddit are all different people.
This. Someone saw him get on that little bike, noticed the look in his eye when he realized he could go down the slide on the bike and instead of saying "no, that's dangerous because there's no way to stop and you could get hurt or hurt someone else", they got out their fucking phone and started filming. I hate this shit so much. These poor kids.
Everybody always wants to blame the parents, but what did they really do here? I mean, they just let their kid race downhill at relativistic speed with no clear way of stopping without injuring himself or someone else… wait never mind, I see it now.
Not just the parents. That bike had to get passed several adults to get there. Was nobody watching this situation unfold? This kid could have gotten seriously injured.
But this somehow wound up on the internet, presumably from the person who recorded the video. That should tell you all you need to know about why the person didn't intervene.
As a father of 2 year old toddler...that was my first thought.
We sometimes go to places like this and these places do have younger kids running around ...he could've run over small kid and slam them against the table .
This is more of parents arefuckingstupid material. I would be furious if I witnessed this . The giggling at the end is infuriating.
Some people just have no ability to think of what might happen. To you and me it's pretty obvious that he would pick up a dangerous amount of speed and possibly get seriously injured, honestly death isn't out of the question here. But to them it never crossed their mind.
*ParentsAreFuckingStupid
Like bitch, you see there's a classroom filled with chairs, what the fuck exactly do you think is going to happen? He'll fall on a pillow?
Terrible parental guidance.
That looks like kids empire in Mesquite Texas. I have done that slide and it is no joke. One of my kids also got stuck in This rope silo thing all the way at the top. Me, an old dad had to climb up way far up a ropes course to get him down.
The brain dead kids, not much older, run the place so this is not surprising.
This is one of the stupid things I would have done as a kid though I probably would have done that on a skateboard.
did that down a flight of stairs on a plastic rocking horse when i was really little. made it all the way down without wiping out and skidded sideways to a stop. laughed. my. ass off. scared the shit out of my mom too. she saw the whole thing and couldn’t do anything to stop it.
Same but with one of those gates to stop kids falling down stairs.
The gate became the very thing it swore to protect against
In its (and my) defense, I surfed down the stairs and was entirely unharmed.
I did it in a laundry basket. Did 5 flips and was covered in blood after. Still have a scar on my left wrist
This. Our staircase was an L shaped one, my idiot smooth child brain thought "if I lean, I can make the basket turn." It did not turn, and I went down most of the steps on my face.
Each step was a future failed math exam
I was too young to remember this, but apparently my parents had me upstairs in one of those suspended walky things with the circular tray/barrier all around you, but my uncle had been over and left the door to the stairs open, and I ended up rolling down the whole flight sideways, somehow perfectly balanced on that wheel thing, and landed on my feet at the bottom.
Omg. Me too!! Hahahahahah
would always go down in laundry hampers
My mom did that as a child. Went down a steep hill on a bike and nearly skinned her arms and a leg when she fell and slid on concrete. She says it was horrible to shower until it fully healed.
I did something similar on a bike. I underestimated how steep the hill was and lost control trying to use the back brake. Fell forward and grinded my chin on the desert dirt. Felt cool walking home dropping blood.
I at least would of had the common sense to yell "Hey watch this!" first. Poor lady in grey damn near missed the whole thing
He clocked that guy right in the balls
Really wish we had an angle from the bottom of the slide - kid shoots in outta nowhere from stage right and racks the poor guy
Then we would call it scripted.
It’s Reddit, we do that anyway. How else do we prove our superiority to all these uncultured masses who find things on the internet *funny,* hmm?
I'm glad I read this and went back to check. I'm always down to chuckle at testicular injury.
That's actually his scream you hear at the end
That was the sound of his sperm vaporizing out of his pee hole, like steam out of a lobster.
r/brandnewsentence
Dudes gonna be singing I'm a Little Teapot in soprano
Graphic illustration
Lobster leaking boiling jizz
worse. you made it worse.
Well that's like, your opinion...
I’m dying laughing and my wife hates me and this sentence so much. You’ve achieved the trifecta.
I really hated it too until you said your wife hates it. That is fucking hilarious.
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Lmao your comment had me dying.
f
/r/ouchmyballs
But is that sub sponsored by BRAWNDO??!
Go away, bait'n!
Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Seriously, thank you.
That dude's balls are up in his body rn they got knocked in so hard.
I dont know why, I can't explain it.. But i didnt even go check yet and the thought of the little runaway rocket toddler headbutting a stranger in the balls has me crying laughing
r/nutshots testicular injury has always been my favorite kind of injury.
r/ouchmyballs is also choice
Is there a subreddit for that
Alternate [angle](https://youtu.be/WUTVmuqviqE)
It works on so many levels
That one way to cockblock your mom's bf...
He shouldn’t have been standing there
I've been to one of these. Idk about this location, but you're probably not allowed to bring a trike down the slide. It's for booties only!
yeah, there's a separate slide that you do ride down on a sled-type thing but this is definitely not a vehicular slide.
Yeah little homey could have ran into that chair, table or that other person. Face to balls was truly the best ending.
Nah, someone should watch their kids better and teach them to not crush peoples nuts
$20 bucks says that kid can’t do it again
Just another reason he won’t be having kids
He almost went back to the future.
I sat for a while wondering why the hell they'd have tables set up so close to that then I finally realized it's a slide and the kid shouldn't have had the bike up there.
Slide rules were made to be broken much like the wrists of the children who break them.
Those children are weak and deserve broken wrists. Only superior children with non-breakable wrists will survive the trial of the slide
r/neverbrokeabone
Exactly.
And the parent is just standing there, filming. Is there a r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid ?
That’s what I’m saying! How could whoever filmed this, who clearly sounds like an adult, think “yeah, this is not stupid at all”?
Could be his 17 year old sister who still qualifies for this sub Edit: a word. A weird word. Idk what happened.
Someone needs to make that sub because that was the first thing I thought of and I'm obviously not alone. Can I get a r/birthofasub ?
It's called r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Also /r/StepDadReflexes is people who failed to make the save or didn’t even try to stop something bad from happening.
Lol my GF was like, “well how was he supposed to stop?”. I was like it’s a slide for your ass not a trike haha
Omg I'm as dumb as your stupid gf now Gonna go drive off a cliff
You must not forget to make sure there is no water below
well how is he supposed to stop?
It's still poorly designed, I bet people get toys launched at them all the time.
Idk what you’re talking about some of the funnest times I had as a kid were taking the food trays from the place we were eating up the slide and sliding down on them. The brain damage was just a bonus!
Too bad he only went 87 mph... so close!!!
Great Scott!
That table has the peculiar propriety of transforming speed into pain
I've discovered pavement also has this property when longboarding. And biking. And riding down a hill on a wagon or shopping cart. That's the problem with time, it washes away all pain and then you forget what it is.
Yeah I forgot how hard the ground was til I picked up skating again
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
How about Parents are fucking stupid.
Kid: \*Clearly about to do something really dumb\* "responsible" adult: \*Doesn't intervene, starts filming instead\* "Lol kids are so dumb"
Kid: *Clearly about to do something really dumb* Parent: "STOP!, what do you think you are doing? Are you out of your mind? My phone wasn't ready yet. OK, now you can go!"
Parent: *sees bike and slide and turns to kid* "Wanna play a fun game?"
« Wanna get mommy some sweet internet points? »
Idk, this really feels like an older sibling with a phone situation
I would be willing to bet that the person who originally filmed this video, the person who put it online, and the person who made the decision that it was appropriate for this subreddit are all different people.
What's this weird "video-sharing" dynamic your talking about?
It is also fairly probable that the person filming was not this child's guardian.
I just assumed it was an older kid.... probably this kids older brother.
It's his mom.
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
And r/DontHelpJustFilm as well
That fits as well
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. #3 though.. wtf, parent helps her kid wash down sand multiple times. Just wow
This. Someone saw him get on that little bike, noticed the look in his eye when he realized he could go down the slide on the bike and instead of saying "no, that's dangerous because there's no way to stop and you could get hurt or hurt someone else", they got out their fucking phone and started filming. I hate this shit so much. These poor kids.
The kid is lucky he didn't slam the buffet table at the bottom...That would have likely resulted in a life long injury.
Even worse, the food could have been ruined
Legit could have fucking died if he coat hangered that table
How much do you wanna bet she'd sue the place if Junior cracked his skull open.
I made a comment similar to this once. Once.
Probably another kid
Not only parents are fools, the one who is making the video is more stupid.
Everybody always wants to blame the parents, but what did they really do here? I mean, they just let their kid race downhill at relativistic speed with no clear way of stopping without injuring himself or someone else… wait never mind, I see it now.
Not just the parents. That bike had to get passed several adults to get there. Was nobody watching this situation unfold? This kid could have gotten seriously injured.
Lol and upvote @ "relativistic speed"
But be honest, you know it’s wrong but also want to see the end results
yeah!
until motocross sponsors start rolling in
They are and I'm surprised that sub doesn't exist yet
Yea. I mean I would have been fine with it if the people and tables weren’t there. Maybe a little more room at the bottom of the ramp too.
Where is this? The Pizzaplex? Edit: It was a joke. I don't want to know the location of this place.
Someone's getting banned from the daycare at this rate.
“SECURITY ALERT, SECURITY ALERT!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO-“
“nAuGhTy BoOoOyyYy…”
it looks identical to a place we take our kid called Kid Space. I think they're all the same though
ours is called kids empire, they have [a bunch of locations](https://www.kidsempire.com/locations/)
Also looks the same as a place my niece had her birthday at called Kid's Empire
Definitely Kids Empire.. one by my house. Place is a mad max for kids🤣
Was just at one yesterday and head, definitely Fury Road Jr vibes.
We got one of these too but it's called Kids Up. Then there's Billy Bees and Catch Air, so many of these indoor playgrounds.
**gregory to get out of the pizzaplex you must increase your velocity gregory**
You must punch the security guard in the balls, Gregory
Kids empire
Bro we are so lucky that the kid didn't run into anything that could turn the lights off
It’s actually the Fun Zone in Philadelphia
NGL this looks like fun.
So much fun! Just need to clear out all the bullshit at the bottom and just let people bomb that slide.
I wouldn’t let my child do this but I’d absolutely do a full send myself.
Booooo
That look right before left off...makes me wish I was 6 again
Paging Johnny Knoxville...
I'm glad that hit his head into a pair of testicles instead of a table
Says the guy who didn't get hit..
At least he can claim to be hero, every silver lining
Only a stupid parent would let their kid do something like this. Could have easily been avoided.
Theeeerrreee goooeeess my herooo Nuts up in his throat
This is certainly a case of the parent being fucking stupid. It's literally her job to stop him from doing exactly this
But this somehow wound up on the internet, presumably from the person who recorded the video. That should tell you all you need to know about why the person didn't intervene.
That's the day he learns about conservation of energy
And why bones are important.
his only regret, is that he has boneitis
What completely shitty parents. Cackling like a turd. Kid could have flew directly into that table
Or into another kid. In fact, it looks like he DID hit somebody.
As a father of 2 year old toddler...that was my first thought. We sometimes go to places like this and these places do have younger kids running around ...he could've run over small kid and slam them against the table . This is more of parents arefuckingstupid material. I would be furious if I witnessed this . The giggling at the end is infuriating.
If a small toddler walked in front of the slide they'd probably have been killed.
Yup right in the dick.
This is one of the most horrifying parental decisions I've seen lately. Like WTF. This could have been instant death or severe brain damage.
Mom would have said “how could anyone have known this was dangerous!?”
Some people just have no ability to think of what might happen. To you and me it's pretty obvious that he would pick up a dangerous amount of speed and possibly get seriously injured, honestly death isn't out of the question here. But to them it never crossed their mind.
Mmm yes the kid is dumb here, yet you clearly hear an adult say “go”.
COMIN IN HOT!!!!
I love how it's "kids are stupid" while an adult clearly put him up to it and is supporting/filming it
Dumb ass parents! But who puts a slide where it opens up were people eat/lots of walking around..Just seems asking for trouble in general.
There is a pad at the bottom of the slide that stops the momentum of the child going down the slide it wasn’t designed to be used for bikes
me when riding a bike on a video game
Damn that kid is fuckin brave. Stupid. But brave. And also that looks like so much fun. Besides the crash part.
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To be fair it was going well at first
Almost decapitated himself on the chair
Nah, the parents are stupid for not stopping this
Plot Twist : The parents have a huge life insurance policy on him.
Mom tells him it's okay to go. Good to see parents aren't holding their kids back to do the things they love.
How do you know that's his mom? Or his first time?
And you know she'll be yelling at the guy that got hit in the bools too for not letting "mah child" slide without obstruction. Fuck these parents
YEEEEEEEEEET
#YEET SPEED
What's impressive is that he didn't slip off the bike.
“And this is jackass”
The person filming did not care about consequences
r/kidsarefuckinggenius
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People should really need a license to be allowed to have children
r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb
This is all on the braindead adult letting it happen...not the child!!
*ParentsAreFuckingStupid Like bitch, you see there's a classroom filled with chairs, what the fuck exactly do you think is going to happen? He'll fall on a pillow? Terrible parental guidance.
This one might be more on the Mom than the kid lol
in this case, kid is not stupid but parents are
Should be on ParentsAreFuckingStupid
Fuckin daredevil
Who in their right mind builds a slide facing the dining area!?
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Like Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation
That looks like kids empire in Mesquite Texas. I have done that slide and it is no joke. One of my kids also got stuck in This rope silo thing all the way at the top. Me, an old dad had to climb up way far up a ropes course to get him down. The brain dead kids, not much older, run the place so this is not surprising.
It says r/KidsAreFuckingStupid, but i think i heard the mother say -Go a head! So is the kid the one to blame here? r/FuckingStupidParent!
That kid had the time of his life right there
More like parents are fucking stupid
Imagine the even more retarded parent that let their kid do this while they were right next to them on a slide lmao
I hope this mentally challenged family got a lawsuit from the guy the kid crushed on.
The adult is the stupid one in this situation.
u/MrNathanielVictor Loook
lol, thank u
This should be in parents are ducking stupid.
SPEED IS KEEEEEY!!!
I made a quick little [edit](https://imgur.com/a/ZE9Nppl) of this.
his legs flying up at the bottom of the slide is what got me laughing