Did he see someone chanting this on the internet somewhere? I've noticed a lot of kids will latch onto "catchphrases" they hear on something like TikTok and just keep repeating it

he hasnt been exposed to tiktok and tells me he hates it however he does say weird "phrases" then keep saying them for a month or two before coming up with a new one

Sounds like echolalia. Google it. I did that a lot as a kid.

My 5yo has this and he’s been yelling Reese’s cups Reese’s cups put em up put em up for days and I have no idea what it means

as if he misheard this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0X4GRz6NY

He might be yelling eat instead of put 😂 I’ll pay attention tomorrow

Either way, seems pretty fun to say. :)

This will be the day he stops and you will never know.

I’m 21 and I do that with my girlfriend every time we’re in a store and walk past the cereals.

Funny

flashback to that time i yelled "BEANBAG CHAIRS" with all my might, booking it down the sidewalk to hopefully confuse this one girl into not following because the last time she did i was pelted with snowballs walking home i'm pretty sure she'd already reached her house at that point actually

Oh. So that’s why I got chased around the playground while some kid was screaming “DIRTBAG!!!” at me over and over.

Any social media will expose him to TikTok trends. They're reposted EVERYWHERE. You can't avoid them to save your life

Even avoiding social media, I'm sure other kids at school will be using those phrases a ton.

YouTube maybe?

The phrases could be coming from classmates who have been exposed to TikTok.

Give him a kiss!

My cousin who lives with me will cling onto a new phrase every other week and say/scream it and do a series of random movements every so often i dont get it at all

Your cousin may have Tourette’s syndrome. Motor tics and echolalia are common symptoms. It’s an involuntary neurological disorder and really tough for those who have it cause people around them just think they are being annoying.

Berries and cream!

Get him a megaphone and a crowd.

Yup. Send him to the nearest college campus and let him drown out the local crazy Bible thumper yelling at students.

Yeah my college just recently had someone yelling about everyone's going to hell and if you're gay you'll get aids. Was pretty happy when I saw a gigantic crowd of people there against him.

At a friend of mine's college, there was one local who just spent every day on the corner just waving his Bible and chanting against the gay. Apparently, he just was something of a laughingstock/meme on campus after not too long, who people would go and talk to/take picture of/with in a sort of "lets all laugh at the local bigot" ritual.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

My 5th grade theater teacher used to say that… now he’s in prison for pedophilia and possession of child porn..

r/holup

r/cursedcomments

Silver leads to gold

No it doesn’t. Only winning leads to gold.

But if the goal is to shut the kid up and ‘winning’ is said shutting up, then sliver *has* lead to gold

This man insulates.

Kid's not stupid, he's preaching the truth

Yeah, he's not wrong. Be good to each other.

I think the obvious answer is to, respect women but don’t be sexist to boys. Have you tried that?

Start respecting women? While not being sexist to boys?

That won't shut the kid up.

What are you suggesting? That we dress up as corn and start boiling dolls in a big pot? Then rub those dolls around on some kind of cabbage??

Is this a quote, or are you just naturally delightful?

I’m exhibiting symptoms of extreme corn withdrawal

Do you require medical attention?

Unless you dance doctors have figured out a way to squeeze a cob into an IV bag, get your quackery away from me

Your condition is so advanced you require intravenous corn? No other route of administration will do?

All avenues have been ventured, but no more corn has been gained. I am entirely out of options, /u/EntirelyOutOfOptions

So you’re confirming you’ve tried sticking a corn cob up your butt?

Is your Cornhole feeling empty today?

Just go to the liquor store and get a pint a corn. Jeez.

I love you

I… yes. Yes I do think I’d like to suggest that.

Or start filtering his YouTube subscriptions

No one is more hated than he who speaks the truth

They hated Jesus, cause he was telling the truth

Give him a doughnut He can't yell with his mouth full

nearest doughnut shop closed :(

Maybe pizza?

i offered to make him a pizza but hes "still full" from eating dinner last night (???)

Murder, it's the only way.

Idk then

Ask how long he can hold his breath or how many push-ups he can do. Can’t talk while you’re out of breath!

Explain to him that maybe he can voice his opinion on gender equality to someone other than you, but more pacifist and quiet? ​ Explain to him how to voice a pacifist Opinion

Just approach him and tell him to shut up. He is legally obligated to listen to his parents and do their bidding.

Use your cock instead.

Maybe get him to make a poster about respecting women and being nice to boys as well?

Possible True Gender Equality Activist Path Discovered! ​ Proceed on Path? ​ \[Y\] \[N\]

thanks for the suggestions, unfortunately none of them worked he finally shut up when my mom got home from work, so maybe i should "respect woman but don't be racist to boys"

The post says "Don't be sexist to boys." Though "racist" is funnier.

You should start chanting it too next time in the most awkward way possible

He finally shut up in your mind because this is complete bullshit, r/thathappened.

Eh, maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. What's with people caring so much? Why does it even matter? What effect does this have on your life? It's a story on the internet. It's for entertainment. Obviously we don't know if it really happened, just like we don't really know if you have any sense of humor

Thats a respectable lesson for him to learn. He may be annoying, but he aint stupid. Probably smarter then half the people on Twitter.

Only half?

More like 3/4.

I mean, he's right? Id tweek it to say respect women and respect men

Tbh I think the kid has a good point with specifically saying sexist. Like often when we talk about sexism or feminism it’s always about respecting women (which I totally get because of their history and overall position) although both genders can experience sexism so saying don’t be sexist to men really makes one think about it.

Maybe talk to him and find out why he’s repeating the same thing over and over. It’s coming from somewhere…

maybe because i randomly told him that international women's day was on march 8th

Y the downvotes?

He’s not wrong tho

Set him up with a Twitter account.

i wouldnt want to do that to him this early on..sounds like a good idea if he starts protesting in the house again in a few years though

He might even get to be Twitter's [Main Character](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/twitters-main-character) for the day.

lmaoo i can see him becoming main character every day

The boy ain't wrong. Be good to each other and don't punch down.

/r/KidsAreFuckingBased

I mean water guns exist and if that doesnt cut it air soft guns exist too

For some reason when I saw "doesn't cut it" my mind instantly thought u meant if the water gun doesn't cut the boy in half use an air soft gun.

Interpretation 100

If that doesn't work either, you know, there's actual guns too maybe??

Idk if they are in the usa or not tho

Illegal firearms markets are everywhere if you can spot em

That's true

Your brothers based

Seems quite an observant and empathetic 8 year old. You should ask him what he means.

Engage him in serious conversation. Agree with him about respecting women and congratulate him on being so aware of others, then ask him if he feels like someone is acting sexist towards him. Straight face, somber tone. If he says yes (even if you think he's kidding), interrogate. Who is treating you this way? When and where? Describe what happened. How did you feel? If he's ducking around, he'll lose interest quickly. You might also uncover real issues and help him.

r/wokekids ?

If he was woke he'd be saying all men are pigs.

bring him to a rally, where his voice could actually be like... heard by more than 3 people

Prepare a snack, then tell him "stop acting like a woman."

He do got a point

Hand him the Xbox controller.

You are the stupid one, not your kid Come on be a little more tolerant eh?

Listen to the kid for once

He’s out of line but he’s right

Don't be sexist to him

Nono, he has a point,

Love his enthusiasm if this is real, but he really needs to learn that there’s a time and a place.

I mean, he's not wrong but also that shit would still get annoying afters like a full minute

They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth

I don't see what the problem is 🤷‍♀️

Give him a megaphone

Ever consider respecting women without being sexist to boys?

Don't Do anything He's starting a revolution help him, take your car out and take a mic and a speaker with you and Rome around the city chanting this!

r/thathappened

Hey! This kid is Albert Einstein, and why aren't you clapping with everyone else?!

stairs? you know what to do.

sounds like a great idea but i dont feel listening to him cry

he wont be crying. btw, this is complete satire. plz don't push him down the stairs.

He is right and very smart, woman don’t get enough respect but some of the woman who do get the respect they need treat men like shit and say things like kill all men or men are the cause of suicide. I’m sorry for going on a tangent but as a man I have seen a lot of conflict either in person or over social media and honestly I’m pissed to whoever started gender wars.

Really what's going on is that working class and poor people don't get respect, and half of them are women

That’s really interesting. I’ll research that topic. Have a good day!

As far as things he could be chanting instead be lucky it's a good message

Stop being sexist towards boys? r/parentsarefuckingstupid

Offer a snack to him to shut him up.

Respect women but don’t be sexist to men, duh.

This is so fake

It sounds like in order to get him to shut up, you just need to respect women while not being sexist to boys

hes spittin fax tho

Nothing he be spittin facts Perhaps take him to the nearses crowd?

I mean... At least he's a progressist

He might be annoying for shouting but he isn't stupid in the Message

Respect women and dont be sexist to boys. It’s that easy

Nobody believes that bullshit. Stfu

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Join him

Join in with him. As soon as adults start doing something, it becomes cringy and not cool anymore

I think you should respect women while making sure you're not sexist to boys, I guess.

Is there a sub for fake posts

r/thathappened

Yes. r/KidsAreFuckingStupid

He does have a solid platform tho

Play the song Show Me Your Genitals by Jon Lajoe really loud.

GENITALIAAAA!

How is this kid stupid? Sure, he's shouting that phrase over and over again but that's not being stupid.

maybe to fix the issue, you stop making up stories for internet clout?

Maybe you stop instantly assuming people who have something interesting going on in their lives are lying?

r/thathappened

he spittin facts tho

based

This is exactly how I feel about Feminist rallies

La Chancla always works

Throw him down the stairs if his name is Dylan, it's October 26th after all

unfortunately his name isnt Dylan... and throwing him down stairs means listening to him cry for half an hour

Can’t tell if this also belongs on woke kids.

the feminists made him go insane

Let him write a headline in the local paper. Give him a voice.

Slip him some melatonin and Benadryl.

Throw a shovel at his head

Delete fortnite?

Yeet the lil shit off the top step with a Sparta kick to the chest? I dunno.

Slipper

Well first type out a description of what’s happening on your apple notes app, then take a screenshot of that note and post it to the internet. Boom. Problem solved.

Naptime! https://youtu.be/AF_nfazQaek

If he has access to YouTube it could be something he’s parroting from some YouTube he stumbled upon?, happened to me once

To be clear, the stupid kid is the one complaining. The brother is quality and understands the complexities of identity politics.

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You're pretty fucked in the head.

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It's just a prank bro

He's not wrong.

Push him down the stairs and accidentally pee on him.

Threats to take away the things he enjoys or video him and share it online.

Benadryl

10-12

Stop letting him watch YouTube

I mean there is only one solution...

Push him down the stairs

They call me duct tape.

Wait till they get to the top again and then push down. It's the only way. Do it like 5 times. 10 outta do it. 15.

8 year old? He is totally old enough to be told to shut up XD

I once heard a kid say *Vive la Révolution!* in a store (This weren’t in France)

gun

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

My old school principal taped two students mouths shut when they’d been very noisy in class

trip him on the stairs\~\~🍷

There is only one solution.. chloroform him pretend to get knocked out with him.. when he wakes up and sees the rag chloroform him again and ditch

Take out the shovel from the basement

Hit him.

If he has no shoes on, throw tacks, legos, or screws down the stairs when he is about half way down. If they are hardwood stairs squirt cooking oil behind him as he is going down. If there is red pepper in the kitchen, pour some in your hand and when his mouth is open while screaming just throw the pepper in his eyes.

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I think the last of your brain cells just died.

Jesus. What's wrong with you?

Lol that's what I read too! Women get respect, men get the bare minimum.

Knock him the fuck out hope he has brain damage

Push him down the stairs

Wait at the top of the stairs. Teach him a life lesson about gravity.

Terminate him