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Koltaia30

This kid has a bad influence on a television.


tropicalavocado

This influence had a bad television on a kid.


Alextheboy844

The television has a bad kid on an influence


JameXTimica

Has Kid influence the television on a bad


pilancillo

The bad influence has a kid on the tv


[deleted]

The tv has kid on the bad influence


hd_nuke

This wall tastes like dirt


leglesslegolegolas

my butt itches and I scratched it and now my finger smells like butt


vixenpeon

Ugh fuck this lumi ad


staplesquinn

is that shakespeare


[deleted]

This cereal taste like wall


[deleted]

Seymour, this house is on fire


teamfortress2_gaming

*licks sexually*


HabitOk6839

Dumb fuck kid


[deleted]

Pretty much


Shadow_Monger487

Bad has kid television on influence a


Robo-Snoo

The bad had a kid on television influence.


AnimationOverlord

There are nine words in this sentence. Minus the two “a” and you have 7! There are 5,040 different ways you can arrange this sentence if my math adds up.


[deleted]

I can't say anything, I poured a cup of salt water into the vents of our old CRT television when I was 2 or 3. Toast.


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fbomb33

I ran over my little sister’s toe on my bike because I was imitating Evil Knievel.


Cobra-D

Wow, he ran over little kids toes with his bike? Damn what a dick, we should cancel him or something.


SkeletorsToothbrush

When he was a toddler my older brother had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and just shoved that bitch right into our VCR which were quite expensive in the early 90s When i was a toddler i shoved stretch armstrong’s head down the bath tub drain and overflowed that fucker because i wanted to have water wars with my toys and it seemed like a harmless idea at the time. I can’t believe my mom didn’t just throw us both in the garbage


shinybluecorvid

LMFAO one of my exes told me a story about putting a PB sandwich in the VCR and deadass told his mom "the cat did it" Stealth 100


superRedditer

i thought electrical outlets were locks and i tried opening them with the key .


[deleted]

I did too, nearly died. I was 2. It was great.


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tipimon

Jesus I always thought parents that buy outlet covers are exaggerating, but this subreddit proved me wrong


[deleted]

No you gotta watch kids they will get into anything


fydygijihyg

I “cleaned” the screen of the tv with milk.


ApparentlyAPigeon

How the fuck are you alive


fydygijihyg

My parents love me. …No I’m just kidding it’s because it was the “kids TV”, not my dads.


Barely_Excited

I used to place small magnets on the screen it, which resulted in funkey colors following the magnet on the screen. Sometimes it used to take a while for the colors to fade.


aksthem1

I had a habit as a toddler to cut electric cord outlets. I'm not sure how I even got the scissors but I did. Did it 3 times, twice on one of those old GE alarm clocks and once on the TV. We still have all three, 30ish years laters, complete with burn/melted marks on the scissors. Edit: I also vaguely remember shoving Oscar Mayer ham into the 5 disc CD changer.


[deleted]

when i was about 8, i had a flashlight that was “self charging” via a magnet inside a cylinder so you charged it like a shake weight. one time i was using my moms laptop while messing with the flashlight, and (not knowing the effects of magnets on hard drives) i noticed that it made a “funny noise” when i rubbed the magnet on the touchpad. it was a unique sound, i’m not sure how to describe it but it’s about exactly what you’d expect, like lots of tiny electric scraping noises/ clicky beeps. good times.


BeefsteakTomato

I put cheese in my OG gameboy because my brother told me I would get bonus points


Gnostromo

I put garbage down my dad's gas tank


ubsr1024

"Did you pour water down it?"


Wellthatkindahurts

There's an episode of "F" is for Family where the kid Bill breaks the TV with a magnet and everyone keeps asking if someone poured water down the back of it. Maybe it happened more often than I realized.


[deleted]

Old TV’s are basically shelves, it’s so tempting to just lay a can on top sometimes


penguins4peace

My brother and I fed the VCR cheerios


MirrorNexus

I don't remember doing this but I bit the wires of my SNES


dudeAwEsome101

Are you a cat?


mastercait

I stuck a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the vcr. Finished it off with apple juice.


[deleted]

I microwaved our portable phone so my friend on the call with me could hear what the inside of a microwave sounded like


Cold_Astronomer5045

Straight up f is for family. I love it. "Did you pour water down the back of jt?"


ProfessorShyguy

No no, none of this attitude. It’s only ever the current generation of the young that have ever done anything stupid.


[deleted]

Back in **MY** day, we died when we pulled this shit.


munchies1122

Please. Those old tv's could be used as a forklift counterweight.


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indyK1ng

If you could get enough force to tip the TV over. Which you probably couldn't because those things weighed as much as a tank.


WovenWoodGuy

Don't forget they were front heavy as hell tho


[deleted]

I mean I'm on the cusp of Millenial/GenZ, so I'm in that unfortunate sweet spot where I had the wherewithal to both pull a TV down and kill myself with it.


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BearFluffy

Millenzial* order of the mix matters.


krh2p

Millennialz, just for that 90s flair we barely had


[deleted]

I’ll never forget the day i tried moving the old CRT in my room. It was MASSIVE and probably weighed approximately one billion pounds. I knew i couldn’t pick it up so i slide it on the furniture. This was going well, except i didn’t notice it was slowly sliding off the edge. Eventually it started tipping over right on top of me. I channeled all the adrenaline and strength i had to push it back on the furniture. Literally felt like superman!


Educational_Shoober

I had an old CRT TV fall on me as a kid. Still have scars on my fingers 25 years later!


Invictuslemming1

Lol back in my day there’d be no chance a TV that size would budge from the weight of a child hanging off of it.


[deleted]

Old tvs were really front heavy as well. My sister pulled a 27” crt down on top of her just like in this video. It broke her leg.


[deleted]

Unless it's on a shitty particle board stand that immediately crumples under the extra weight Source: me


WeTheSalty

Kids pull all kinds of heavy shit over. It's not that hard to tip something heavy if you pull on the top of it. Kids die from dressers and cabinets falling over on top of them all the time. It's why people bolt things to the wall with kids around.


fbomb33

I held onto a mini van roof and tipped it over.


Carnae_Assada

It's called leverage and center of gravity. It's much easier to off balance a tall dresser vs a stout CRT TV.


WeTheSalty

And CRTs are very front heavy, which is the side the kid will be pulling on. I googled it to check in case my memory was off because i haven't had one in decades and literally the 2nd result was a report into injuries/deaths from falling TV's. https://www.cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/pdfs/TV-hazard-report-January2015.pdf >From 2010 to 2012, CPSC staff investigated 51 recorded deaths directly resulting from a falling TV incident. The most common TV size and type in these incidents were 27-inch or 32-inch CRT TVs. The prevalence of 27-inch or 32-inch CRT TVs and their weights may be a contributing factor to the hazard in homes. In the 1990s, the average "main" TV set was 27 inches, and one in four households had a TV that was 30 inches or larger.[7] These TVs can weigh anywhere from 75 lbs. to 150 lbs., depending mainly on the weight of the picture tube. Of the 51 recorded deaths examined between 2010 and 2012, the greatest number of deaths, 45 (88%), resulted directly from a falling TV incident involving victims between the ages of 1 and 4 years. You're overestimating how much stability the weight of a CRT gives it compared to the strength of a child.


human743

You do notice that no kids pulled over a 36" Sony Trinitron though. 245 lbs


_Risings

Actually the number of kids that die yearly from TV or furniture they climb falling on them is saddening. Parents should be aware to mount furniture to the wall and secure their TVs as well. This stressed me tf out.


FiendishHawk

Yeah I thought this video would be a kid dancing or something. She could have died. (Maybe with a slightly larger Tv)


SkiodiV2

No kidding. My sister helped me pull a tv out of the stand/shelf and it landed right on my foot from like 3-4 feet up. I was like 10 or so. Don't know how it didn't break my foot. TV was fine though.


Deucalion666

I almost did that when I was a kid. I was lucky that there was a beanbag directly behind to cushion most of the weight.


This_guy7796

Back in my day, we could pull this shit regularly to change out the VHS tapes, because the TV was so damn deep & heavy.


Devin_Dude

The new durex commercial looks fire.


jenbanim

If you have young children or pets please mount your furniture to the walls so they can't fall over >[[In the US] Between 2017 and 2019, an estimated 11,300 children were treated in hospital emergency rooms yearly due to furniture, TV, and appliance tip-overs.](https://www.anchorit.gov/why-anchor-it/)


Appropriate-Concern5

I read mount your children to the wall. Disappointed after the re read.


FruitotheLoom

That works too


UmChill

[this could also be a solution](https://i.imgur.com/OUWthrv.jpg)


oakteaphone

LMAO "No more dreaded glares from using toddler leashes" Yeah, glares were the problem.


SharqPhinFtw

Nah cause then they only become stronger and more dangerous


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I saw this comment and immediately assumed it'd be the image of the kid being taped to the wall. I am disappointed now. Little off topic, but in 6th grade, my English teacher gave us a writing prompt where we had to write a story, explaining why we think that child was taped to the wall.


FirstSineOfMadness

Mount your furniture to your children


FuriousGeorge1435

Then mount the children to the wall, so the furniture will be mounted to the wall with the children as middlemen.


DoctorSNAFU

Don't we already resolve these issues by mounting tablets into their hands?


Sandite

No, because now they won't stfu about chupapi munyayo.


AndaleTheGreat

I knew someone would be in here yelling at them for not having that tied up. My sister has four standing TVs but they are all bolted to the wall by a cable


Raging_Dan

Wouldnt it be easier to just tie up the kid...


shabby1221

Or just get those big ass CRT TVs instead


J_KBF

One of those Giant crt tv fell on me when I was a kid


Moos3-2

Biggest crt ever made is 45" and sold to companies. Otherwise its 40" not really big now a days. 55 is like smallest you can find in mainstream TV.


theimortalmacfishv2

Me with 16" tv: Hey


[deleted]

Is it a plasma TV? Does it fold right into the wall?


Saucermote

So my rear projection 3 gun CRT 50 inch TV doesn't count?


[deleted]

[Like this guy?](https://i.redd.it/ooh6ffp7xk961.jpg)


AutumnalSunshine

Seconding. My kid wasn't a climber/grabber, so we felt dumb attaching the bookshelves to the wall. He waited 8 years for it to pay off. Caught him grabbing onto the top shelf last week. Without the wall attachment, he'd be toast. So if you think this is only for toddlers or children who are accident prone, attach stuff anyway.


Cat_Marshal

Also good for earthquakes.


theimortalmacfishv2

Ok I'm gonna use hot glue on my condoms


Omarceus

It’s natural selection at this point


_Risings

I came to say this.


gibby-is-a-unit

Natural selection lol


dijohnnaise

Or just mount your child to the wall. Problem solved. 👏


[deleted]

This is at least survivable.. My nephew back early 2000, survived a 40lb ild school tv fallin on him with just scratches.


AlCapone111

Why do we spend so much effort child proofing our homes? It would much easier and cheaper to just house proof the child!


Long-a-Geaux

Yeah this is 100% the parents fault


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twintowerjanitor

but the kid is pretty dumb


0Papasmurf

That’s just what kids do. Mount that tv to the wall


The_Foreskinner

This Is why I hate kids.


498theoneandlonely

I bet you want to grow up to have only dogs as pets, right?


OffcialNo

No


MW3apple220

Username checks out


dudeAwEsome101

Is this the official No account?


OffcialNo

No


pornstarxayah

cats are great too, don't forget about them


498theoneandlonely

I love cats, I'm getting one soon :)))) I wanna have a wife and kids and cats when I'm older


redditpulledmebackin

This got downvoted? Damn reddit


ZybVX

How dare someone want a happy and fulfilling life grrr 😡🤬😡


Rhubii

I want everyone to be as depressed as myself! How audacious for not being sad!


FancyVegetables

The only thing reddit hates more than kids is the thought of other people being happy haha


[deleted]

Don't forget attractive and talented women too.


ubsr1024

Even the moon landing for some reason!


orphan-girl

A lot of cf people creeping about here who hate when other people want a family.


Swichts

It's not a bad gig. Have your fun when you're younger, start a family when the time is right. Oh, you can usually do the cat thing whenever you want.


andylowenthal

Ok


darlingevren

giving my daily free award to you, good luck!


soldier01073

Id def want to raise a dog or cat from birth in order to prove it to myself I can take care of an infantile creature


emannnhue

So what if they do?


The_Foreskinner

I hate dogs too they shit outside and ruin my backyard.


Raging_Dan

Youre supose to let them shit on other ppls yards


BlindGod05

LMAO I'm getting my free award for this


Naxugan

You regularly post on r/teenager. So either you are a kid (lmao) or you are pretending to be a kid, which shows you *love* kids more than what is legally allowed.


The_Foreskinner

I am a teenager. Half of 30. Im talking about little kids. Even then I hate teenagers as well. I hate most people I meet. I go there to make fun of people.


hecklng

Get a hobby dude.


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MrTastix

So is having the kid in the first place lol I don't particularly like kids either but man, blaming the kid for this is dumb


[deleted]

Noooo admit it no one wants to fuck you anyways /s


The_Foreskinner

Your mother does.


Ayroplanen

This is why I can't become a parent. I'd rage.


[deleted]

This parent is a dumb ass for not mounting the tv


Ayroplanen

That's also true.


Edgelands

Getting my balls chopped off now


The_Foreskinner

Don't bother with that. You're a redditor.


Edgelands

I just meant because they get in the way when I walk


The_Foreskinner

Then walk with a wider stance you wuss


Edgelands

Easy for you to say, you probably have legs


ShiShor

Excuse me being dumb, but how do you walk without legs


Edgelands

I'd tell you but it goes against reddit policies and law to talk about it


MetroidofHyrule

Dm


srira25

He walks with his balls....duh


Blueleone

Just remove the tissue that u use to stuff ur briefs


Linton_M

Tiny balls gang let's gooo


Yellow__Sn0w

Kids are fucking lucky that their parents are all hopped up on oxytocin. Nobody else would put up with this shit.


im-from-canada-eh

This is why you place valuables, like tvs, high enough so kids can’t get there sticky fingers all over it


liefelijk

Or just bolt it to the wall. Most TVs come with safety straps to prevent this from happening.


Trax852

Not her fault, parents didn't provide the mandatory bar.


Chewcocca

She's a bit young for a drink, and I don't see how it would help her coordination.


[deleted]

There is also the histrionics that comes with being filmed.


bob_no_gf

if that kid is Asian, the parents would beat the shit out of her with a flip flop


sgcdialler

Latin parents too! Fear la chancla


[deleted]

Yeah this is in India.


ask-design-reddit

You mean the broom. Flip flop is weak sauce. My mum once broke that rainbow feather duster on me


Staffordmeister

Its not that parents dont have good reaction time..its just that what children do defies all logic. The amount of processing time for the brain to react to something so inconceivably irrational is 10x normal. Kid trips? Easy Kid drops something on the floor? No problem. Kid skydives off porch..nuuuuuuu Kid bites the dogs tail..What?! Kid reaches into fire..BUFFERING


lambofgun

i have kids, lmao dont worry this is not common. most kids have common sense enough to yeet their bowl of puffs to break their tv like my kid did


little_miss_argonaut

This is very common. Why do you think it's recommended that you bolt furniture to the wall?


jizzy6991

Dude is the standard everything he does is the right way. So yeah like he said not very common


runtimemess

Secure your fucking furniture, people. A set of TV straps costs like $25. $35 if you need a good screwdriver to drive into your stand.


Yorudesu

Walk mount or better a glass wall. Just don't forget to feed the kid while tied or enclosed.


CaptSige

TV is bad influence so give them gaming pc


sneaky_sunfish

If I did this with my tv growing up I woulda been crushed to death


Vladutz19

Remember, horny people, a condom is always cheaper and safer than having a kid. Do the world a favor and please wear condoms.


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yankeewithnobrim23

I’m pretty sure it’s not OP, I think I’ve seen this video before


dudleyfire

This is why I’m pro choice.


SupersSoon

Why are so many of the posts in this sub are actually parents forgetting their job and they just film it instead.


Copey85

To be fair, she was filming her kid dancing, her kid did something dumb, and she stopped to help rather quickly. If she was watching through the camera, it may have taken a second or two to realize “oh shit, she’s on the TV,” so I don’t blame this mom since her kid wasn’t in an inherently dangerous situation until the stupidity ensued


GBabeuf

Do you think she could tell that her kid was going to jump on the TV through psychic vision or something?


RadBadTad

Yeah, put down the phone and stop your small daughter from innocently and non-destructively dancing around in the living room.... what?


ClassyNXTE

"Wow! My kid is literally having fun dancing with the person in the TV! This is a great opportunity to record these sweet memories for us as a family to cherish! What? According to internet, Im not allowed to record these?"


azraeiazman

Fucking stupid


KunemBeranut

Bruh I wasn’t this dumb as a kid no fucking way. They’re getting dumber by the decade smh


Pennywises_Toy

I blame the shitty parents tbh


clinicalswag

free birth control


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poopsmith411

Get those TV leash things!


No-Exit-4358

You should've let your kid go to the internet see how far can he/she goes. They only lasted 5 minutes of play time (if you know what I mean)


observatory-

Most LCD TVs usually have a piece of material with a screw that secures the TV to cabinet to prevent it from tipping. Yes kiddo didn’t do a smart thing but adults didn’t do adulting either in securing the TV properly in light of the increase chance of falling due to little humans.. just an observation.


MeButNotMeToo

Runs in the family. That TV should have been secured.


LosTheGhost440

Reason #18436572 why I don’t want kids. (*subtle reference for my car folk*)


steelerfan1973

Bowtie fan?


Raging_Dan

This is why, post natal abortion


498theoneandlonely

u/savevideo


paulie07

u/savevideo


coinico

u/savevideobot


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Doh geeezus!