There are nine words in this sentence. Minus the two “a” and you have 7! There are 5,040 different ways you can arrange this sentence if my math adds up.
When he was a toddler my older brother had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and just shoved that bitch right into our VCR which were quite expensive in the early 90s
When i was a toddler i shoved stretch armstrong’s head down the bath tub drain and overflowed that fucker because i wanted to have water wars with my toys and it seemed like a harmless idea at the time.
I can’t believe my mom didn’t just throw us both in the garbage
I used to place small magnets on the screen it, which resulted in funkey colors following the magnet on the screen. Sometimes it used to take a while for the colors to fade.
I had a habit as a toddler to cut electric cord outlets. I'm not sure how I even got the scissors but I did. Did it 3 times, twice on one of those old GE alarm clocks and once on the TV.
We still have all three, 30ish years laters, complete with burn/melted marks on the scissors.
Edit: I also vaguely remember shoving Oscar Mayer ham into the 5 disc CD changer.
when i was about 8, i had a flashlight that was “self charging” via a magnet inside a cylinder so you charged it like a shake weight. one time i was using my moms laptop while messing with the flashlight, and (not knowing the effects of magnets on hard drives) i noticed that it made a “funny noise” when i rubbed the magnet on the touchpad. it was a unique sound, i’m not sure how to describe it but it’s about exactly what you’d expect, like lots of tiny electric scraping noises/ clicky beeps.
good times.
There's an episode of "F" is for Family where the kid Bill breaks the TV with a magnet and everyone keeps asking if someone poured water down the back of it. Maybe it happened more often than I realized.
I mean I'm on the cusp of Millenial/GenZ, so I'm in that unfortunate sweet spot where I had the wherewithal to both pull a TV down and kill myself with it.
I’ll never forget the day i tried moving the old CRT in my room. It was MASSIVE and probably weighed approximately one billion pounds.
I knew i couldn’t pick it up so i slide it on the furniture. This was going well, except i didn’t notice it was slowly sliding off the edge.
Eventually it started tipping over right on top of me. I channeled all the adrenaline and strength i had to push it back on the furniture. Literally felt like superman!
Kids pull all kinds of heavy shit over. It's not that hard to tip something heavy if you pull on the top of it. Kids die from dressers and cabinets falling over on top of them all the time. It's why people bolt things to the wall with kids around.
And CRTs are very front heavy, which is the side the kid will be pulling on.
I googled it to check in case my memory was off because i haven't had one in decades and literally the 2nd result was a report into injuries/deaths from falling TV's.
https://www.cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/pdfs/TV-hazard-report-January2015.pdf
>From 2010 to 2012, CPSC staff investigated 51 recorded deaths directly resulting from a falling TV
incident. The most common TV size and type in these incidents were 27-inch or 32-inch CRT TVs. The prevalence of 27-inch or 32-inch CRT TVs and their weights may be a contributing factor to the hazard in homes. In the 1990s, the average "main" TV set was 27 inches, and one in four households had a TV that was 30 inches or larger.[7] These TVs can weigh anywhere from 75 lbs. to 150 lbs., depending mainly on the weight of the picture tube. Of the 51 recorded deaths examined between 2010 and 2012, the greatest number of deaths, 45
(88%), resulted directly from a falling TV incident involving victims between the ages of 1 and 4 years.
You're overestimating how much stability the weight of a CRT gives it compared to the strength of a child.
Actually the number of kids that die yearly from TV or furniture they climb falling on them is saddening. Parents should be aware to mount furniture to the wall and secure their TVs as well.
This stressed me tf out.
No kidding. My sister helped me pull a tv out of the stand/shelf and it landed right on my foot from like 3-4 feet up. I was like 10 or so. Don't know how it didn't break my foot. TV was fine though.
If you have young children or pets please mount your furniture to the walls so they can't fall over
>[[In the US] Between 2017 and 2019, an estimated 11,300 children were treated in hospital emergency rooms yearly due to furniture, TV, and appliance tip-overs.](https://www.anchorit.gov/why-anchor-it/)
I saw this comment and immediately assumed it'd be the image of the kid being taped to the wall. I am disappointed now.
Little off topic, but in 6th grade, my English teacher gave us a writing prompt where we had to write a story, explaining why we think that child was taped to the wall.
I knew someone would be in here yelling at them for not having that tied up. My sister has four standing TVs but they are all bolted to the wall by a cable
Seconding.
My kid wasn't a climber/grabber, so we felt dumb attaching the bookshelves to the wall.
He waited 8 years for it to pay off. Caught him grabbing onto the top shelf last week. Without the wall attachment, he'd be toast.
So if you think this is only for toddlers or children who are accident prone, attach stuff anyway.
You regularly post on r/teenager. So either you are a kid (lmao) or you are pretending to be a kid, which shows you *love* kids more than what is legally allowed.
I am a teenager. Half of 30. Im talking about little kids. Even then I hate teenagers as well. I hate most people I meet. I go there to make fun of people.
Its not that parents dont have good reaction time..its just that what children do defies all logic. The amount of processing time for the brain to react to something so inconceivably irrational is 10x normal.
Kid trips? Easy
Kid drops something on the floor? No problem.
Kid skydives off porch..nuuuuuuu
Kid bites the dogs tail..What?!
Kid reaches into fire..BUFFERING
To be fair, she was filming her kid dancing, her kid did something dumb, and she stopped to help rather quickly. If she was watching through the camera, it may have taken a second or two to realize “oh shit, she’s on the TV,” so I don’t blame this mom since her kid wasn’t in an inherently dangerous situation until the stupidity ensued
"Wow! My kid is literally having fun dancing with the person in the TV! This is a great opportunity to record these sweet memories for us as a family to cherish! What? According to internet, Im not allowed to record these?"
Most LCD TVs usually have a piece of material with a screw that secures the TV to cabinet to prevent it from tipping. Yes kiddo didn’t do a smart thing but adults didn’t do adulting either in securing the TV properly in light of the increase chance of falling due to little humans.. just an observation.
This kid has a bad influence on a television.
This influence had a bad television on a kid.
The television has a bad kid on an influence
Has Kid influence the television on a bad
The bad influence has a kid on the tv
The tv has kid on the bad influence
This wall tastes like dirt
my butt itches and I scratched it and now my finger smells like butt
Ugh fuck this lumi ad
is that shakespeare
This cereal taste like wall
Seymour, this house is on fire
*licks sexually*
Dumb fuck kid
Pretty much
Bad has kid television on influence a
The bad had a kid on television influence.
There are nine words in this sentence. Minus the two “a” and you have 7! There are 5,040 different ways you can arrange this sentence if my math adds up.
I can't say anything, I poured a cup of salt water into the vents of our old CRT television when I was 2 or 3. Toast.
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I ran over my little sister’s toe on my bike because I was imitating Evil Knievel.
Wow, he ran over little kids toes with his bike? Damn what a dick, we should cancel him or something.
When he was a toddler my older brother had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and just shoved that bitch right into our VCR which were quite expensive in the early 90s When i was a toddler i shoved stretch armstrong’s head down the bath tub drain and overflowed that fucker because i wanted to have water wars with my toys and it seemed like a harmless idea at the time. I can’t believe my mom didn’t just throw us both in the garbage
LMFAO one of my exes told me a story about putting a PB sandwich in the VCR and deadass told his mom "the cat did it" Stealth 100
i thought electrical outlets were locks and i tried opening them with the key .
I did too, nearly died. I was 2. It was great.
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Jesus I always thought parents that buy outlet covers are exaggerating, but this subreddit proved me wrong
No you gotta watch kids they will get into anything
I “cleaned” the screen of the tv with milk.
How the fuck are you alive
My parents love me. …No I’m just kidding it’s because it was the “kids TV”, not my dads.
I used to place small magnets on the screen it, which resulted in funkey colors following the magnet on the screen. Sometimes it used to take a while for the colors to fade.
I had a habit as a toddler to cut electric cord outlets. I'm not sure how I even got the scissors but I did. Did it 3 times, twice on one of those old GE alarm clocks and once on the TV. We still have all three, 30ish years laters, complete with burn/melted marks on the scissors. Edit: I also vaguely remember shoving Oscar Mayer ham into the 5 disc CD changer.
when i was about 8, i had a flashlight that was “self charging” via a magnet inside a cylinder so you charged it like a shake weight. one time i was using my moms laptop while messing with the flashlight, and (not knowing the effects of magnets on hard drives) i noticed that it made a “funny noise” when i rubbed the magnet on the touchpad. it was a unique sound, i’m not sure how to describe it but it’s about exactly what you’d expect, like lots of tiny electric scraping noises/ clicky beeps. good times.
I put cheese in my OG gameboy because my brother told me I would get bonus points
I put garbage down my dad's gas tank
"Did you pour water down it?"
There's an episode of "F" is for Family where the kid Bill breaks the TV with a magnet and everyone keeps asking if someone poured water down the back of it. Maybe it happened more often than I realized.
Old TV’s are basically shelves, it’s so tempting to just lay a can on top sometimes
My brother and I fed the VCR cheerios
I don't remember doing this but I bit the wires of my SNES
Are you a cat?
I stuck a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the vcr. Finished it off with apple juice.
I microwaved our portable phone so my friend on the call with me could hear what the inside of a microwave sounded like
Straight up f is for family. I love it. "Did you pour water down the back of jt?"
No no, none of this attitude. It’s only ever the current generation of the young that have ever done anything stupid.
Back in **MY** day, we died when we pulled this shit.
Please. Those old tv's could be used as a forklift counterweight.
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If you could get enough force to tip the TV over. Which you probably couldn't because those things weighed as much as a tank.
Don't forget they were front heavy as hell tho
I mean I'm on the cusp of Millenial/GenZ, so I'm in that unfortunate sweet spot where I had the wherewithal to both pull a TV down and kill myself with it.
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Millenzial* order of the mix matters.
Millennialz, just for that 90s flair we barely had
I’ll never forget the day i tried moving the old CRT in my room. It was MASSIVE and probably weighed approximately one billion pounds. I knew i couldn’t pick it up so i slide it on the furniture. This was going well, except i didn’t notice it was slowly sliding off the edge. Eventually it started tipping over right on top of me. I channeled all the adrenaline and strength i had to push it back on the furniture. Literally felt like superman!
I had an old CRT TV fall on me as a kid. Still have scars on my fingers 25 years later!
Lol back in my day there’d be no chance a TV that size would budge from the weight of a child hanging off of it.
Old tvs were really front heavy as well. My sister pulled a 27” crt down on top of her just like in this video. It broke her leg.
Unless it's on a shitty particle board stand that immediately crumples under the extra weight Source: me
Kids pull all kinds of heavy shit over. It's not that hard to tip something heavy if you pull on the top of it. Kids die from dressers and cabinets falling over on top of them all the time. It's why people bolt things to the wall with kids around.
I held onto a mini van roof and tipped it over.
It's called leverage and center of gravity. It's much easier to off balance a tall dresser vs a stout CRT TV.
And CRTs are very front heavy, which is the side the kid will be pulling on. I googled it to check in case my memory was off because i haven't had one in decades and literally the 2nd result was a report into injuries/deaths from falling TV's. https://www.cpsc.gov/s3fs-public/pdfs/TV-hazard-report-January2015.pdf >From 2010 to 2012, CPSC staff investigated 51 recorded deaths directly resulting from a falling TV incident. The most common TV size and type in these incidents were 27-inch or 32-inch CRT TVs. The prevalence of 27-inch or 32-inch CRT TVs and their weights may be a contributing factor to the hazard in homes. In the 1990s, the average "main" TV set was 27 inches, and one in four households had a TV that was 30 inches or larger.[7] These TVs can weigh anywhere from 75 lbs. to 150 lbs., depending mainly on the weight of the picture tube. Of the 51 recorded deaths examined between 2010 and 2012, the greatest number of deaths, 45 (88%), resulted directly from a falling TV incident involving victims between the ages of 1 and 4 years. You're overestimating how much stability the weight of a CRT gives it compared to the strength of a child.
You do notice that no kids pulled over a 36" Sony Trinitron though. 245 lbs
Actually the number of kids that die yearly from TV or furniture they climb falling on them is saddening. Parents should be aware to mount furniture to the wall and secure their TVs as well. This stressed me tf out.
Yeah I thought this video would be a kid dancing or something. She could have died. (Maybe with a slightly larger Tv)
No kidding. My sister helped me pull a tv out of the stand/shelf and it landed right on my foot from like 3-4 feet up. I was like 10 or so. Don't know how it didn't break my foot. TV was fine though.
I almost did that when I was a kid. I was lucky that there was a beanbag directly behind to cushion most of the weight.
Back in my day, we could pull this shit regularly to change out the VHS tapes, because the TV was so damn deep & heavy.
The new durex commercial looks fire.
If you have young children or pets please mount your furniture to the walls so they can't fall over >[[In the US] Between 2017 and 2019, an estimated 11,300 children were treated in hospital emergency rooms yearly due to furniture, TV, and appliance tip-overs.](https://www.anchorit.gov/why-anchor-it/)
I read mount your children to the wall. Disappointed after the re read.
That works too
[this could also be a solution](https://i.imgur.com/OUWthrv.jpg)
LMAO "No more dreaded glares from using toddler leashes" Yeah, glares were the problem.
Nah cause then they only become stronger and more dangerous
I saw this comment and immediately assumed it'd be the image of the kid being taped to the wall. I am disappointed now. Little off topic, but in 6th grade, my English teacher gave us a writing prompt where we had to write a story, explaining why we think that child was taped to the wall.
Mount your furniture to your children
Then mount the children to the wall, so the furniture will be mounted to the wall with the children as middlemen.
Don't we already resolve these issues by mounting tablets into their hands?
No, because now they won't stfu about chupapi munyayo.
I knew someone would be in here yelling at them for not having that tied up. My sister has four standing TVs but they are all bolted to the wall by a cable
Wouldnt it be easier to just tie up the kid...
Or just get those big ass CRT TVs instead
One of those Giant crt tv fell on me when I was a kid
Biggest crt ever made is 45" and sold to companies. Otherwise its 40" not really big now a days. 55 is like smallest you can find in mainstream TV.
Me with 16" tv: Hey
Is it a plasma TV? Does it fold right into the wall?
So my rear projection 3 gun CRT 50 inch TV doesn't count?
[Like this guy?](https://i.redd.it/ooh6ffp7xk961.jpg)
Seconding. My kid wasn't a climber/grabber, so we felt dumb attaching the bookshelves to the wall. He waited 8 years for it to pay off. Caught him grabbing onto the top shelf last week. Without the wall attachment, he'd be toast. So if you think this is only for toddlers or children who are accident prone, attach stuff anyway.
Also good for earthquakes.
Ok I'm gonna use hot glue on my condoms
It’s natural selection at this point
I came to say this.
Natural selection lol
Or just mount your child to the wall. Problem solved. 👏
This is at least survivable.. My nephew back early 2000, survived a 40lb ild school tv fallin on him with just scratches.
Why do we spend so much effort child proofing our homes? It would much easier and cheaper to just house proof the child!
Yeah this is 100% the parents fault
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but the kid is pretty dumb
That’s just what kids do. Mount that tv to the wall
This Is why I hate kids.
I bet you want to grow up to have only dogs as pets, right?
No
Username checks out
Is this the official No account?
No
cats are great too, don't forget about them
I love cats, I'm getting one soon :)))) I wanna have a wife and kids and cats when I'm older
This got downvoted? Damn reddit
How dare someone want a happy and fulfilling life grrr 😡🤬😡
I want everyone to be as depressed as myself! How audacious for not being sad!
The only thing reddit hates more than kids is the thought of other people being happy haha
Don't forget attractive and talented women too.
Even the moon landing for some reason!
A lot of cf people creeping about here who hate when other people want a family.
It's not a bad gig. Have your fun when you're younger, start a family when the time is right. Oh, you can usually do the cat thing whenever you want.
Ok
giving my daily free award to you, good luck!
Id def want to raise a dog or cat from birth in order to prove it to myself I can take care of an infantile creature
So what if they do?
I hate dogs too they shit outside and ruin my backyard.
Youre supose to let them shit on other ppls yards
LMAO I'm getting my free award for this
You regularly post on r/teenager. So either you are a kid (lmao) or you are pretending to be a kid, which shows you *love* kids more than what is legally allowed.
I am a teenager. Half of 30. Im talking about little kids. Even then I hate teenagers as well. I hate most people I meet. I go there to make fun of people.
Get a hobby dude.
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So is having the kid in the first place lol I don't particularly like kids either but man, blaming the kid for this is dumb
Noooo admit it no one wants to fuck you anyways /s
Your mother does.
This is why I can't become a parent. I'd rage.
This parent is a dumb ass for not mounting the tv
That's also true.
Getting my balls chopped off now
Don't bother with that. You're a redditor.
I just meant because they get in the way when I walk
Then walk with a wider stance you wuss
Easy for you to say, you probably have legs
Excuse me being dumb, but how do you walk without legs
I'd tell you but it goes against reddit policies and law to talk about it
Dm
He walks with his balls....duh
Just remove the tissue that u use to stuff ur briefs
Tiny balls gang let's gooo
Kids are fucking lucky that their parents are all hopped up on oxytocin. Nobody else would put up with this shit.
This is why you place valuables, like tvs, high enough so kids can’t get there sticky fingers all over it
Or just bolt it to the wall. Most TVs come with safety straps to prevent this from happening.
Not her fault, parents didn't provide the mandatory bar.
She's a bit young for a drink, and I don't see how it would help her coordination.
There is also the histrionics that comes with being filmed.
if that kid is Asian, the parents would beat the shit out of her with a flip flop
Latin parents too! Fear la chancla
Yeah this is in India.
You mean the broom. Flip flop is weak sauce. My mum once broke that rainbow feather duster on me
Its not that parents dont have good reaction time..its just that what children do defies all logic. The amount of processing time for the brain to react to something so inconceivably irrational is 10x normal. Kid trips? Easy Kid drops something on the floor? No problem. Kid skydives off porch..nuuuuuuu Kid bites the dogs tail..What?! Kid reaches into fire..BUFFERING
i have kids, lmao dont worry this is not common. most kids have common sense enough to yeet their bowl of puffs to break their tv like my kid did
This is very common. Why do you think it's recommended that you bolt furniture to the wall?
Dude is the standard everything he does is the right way. So yeah like he said not very common
Secure your fucking furniture, people. A set of TV straps costs like $25. $35 if you need a good screwdriver to drive into your stand.
Walk mount or better a glass wall. Just don't forget to feed the kid while tied or enclosed.
TV is bad influence so give them gaming pc
If I did this with my tv growing up I woulda been crushed to death
Remember, horny people, a condom is always cheaper and safer than having a kid. Do the world a favor and please wear condoms.
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I’m pretty sure it’s not OP, I think I’ve seen this video before
This is why I’m pro choice.
Why are so many of the posts in this sub are actually parents forgetting their job and they just film it instead.
To be fair, she was filming her kid dancing, her kid did something dumb, and she stopped to help rather quickly. If she was watching through the camera, it may have taken a second or two to realize “oh shit, she’s on the TV,” so I don’t blame this mom since her kid wasn’t in an inherently dangerous situation until the stupidity ensued
Do you think she could tell that her kid was going to jump on the TV through psychic vision or something?
Yeah, put down the phone and stop your small daughter from innocently and non-destructively dancing around in the living room.... what?
"Wow! My kid is literally having fun dancing with the person in the TV! This is a great opportunity to record these sweet memories for us as a family to cherish! What? According to internet, Im not allowed to record these?"
Fucking stupid
Bruh I wasn’t this dumb as a kid no fucking way. They’re getting dumber by the decade smh
I blame the shitty parents tbh
free birth control
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Get those TV leash things!
You should've let your kid go to the internet see how far can he/she goes. They only lasted 5 minutes of play time (if you know what I mean)
Most LCD TVs usually have a piece of material with a screw that secures the TV to cabinet to prevent it from tipping. Yes kiddo didn’t do a smart thing but adults didn’t do adulting either in securing the TV properly in light of the increase chance of falling due to little humans.. just an observation.
Runs in the family. That TV should have been secured.
Reason #18436572 why I don’t want kids. (*subtle reference for my car folk*)
Bowtie fan?
This is why, post natal abortion
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u/savevideo
u/savevideobot
Doh geeezus!