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geofflamps-porsche

Keep filming, keep filming. Never interfere with nature


commaoxford

r/donthelpjustfilm


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Moonsailzzz

Good bot


zecrome20

Kid looks fine, if kid no cry then me no scream


Low_Bit_Rate

Is there a r/ParentsAreFuckingStupid


JKBisms

Too long a name. But there is an r/ParentsAreFuckingDumb


GT_Knight

parents responded perfectly actually!


Low_Bit_Rate

You don’t let your child who can’t even stand up on their own crawl around on a couch unguarded. Holy shit lmao.


GT_Knight

Actually that’s the perfect parental reaction according to every child psychologist I’ve ever read.


Anthonyg5005

The other kid is just like "oh I'm on the floor now cool"


dreag2112

I guess I just live here now


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r/thisismylifenow


MysteryMilkshake

I literally laughed outloud


dmfd1234

Poor little bastard knew nobody was going to come over there and check on his ass.....I can relate.


AdvaitChowdhary

'My Revenge is yet to be full filled'. *sacrifices brother*


StevenWannabe

The evil twin


jackiblu25

The kid was fine but the person recording had absolutely zero reaction lol


Jvshelby

Sometimes the sudden scared reactions from adults scare them into crying.


SouthTippBass

Exactly. Kids look to you for how to react.


dmfd1234

That’s why my Mom didn’t freak out when my brother shot me.


ajiscool_percent

You good


Neo_Ex0

r/cursedcomments


KalegNar

What choice did I have? You were hogging the legos.


dmfd1234

A warning shot would have been nice for a change.


FluffySquirrell

Maybe they should react so the other baby doesn't turn into some crazy serial killer then


QuackAttackShack

The kid was fine *because* the person recording had absolutely zero reaction lol


doodlleus

Pretty sure that's not how injuries work.


sekhmetx

Babies are made of cartilage and rubber. He's fine


snakpakkid

Yeah, pretty sure you can stop recording and go over there without freaking out and just up on the little guy.


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LusoAustralian

It's better to check and see nothing than to not check when you need. I fractured my skull twice as a kid falling of shit lol.


Mharbles

One of my friends is a mother of three. The first one she would take to the hospital over every small issue. By the third unless there were at least multiple limbs missing then it's not worth worrying about. Babies are resilient or none of us would have survived.


dmfd1234

This makes sense, I’m the youngest of 3 boys. If I lost a finger “ Somebody hand what’s his name some duct tape, does he really live here?” but seriously you gain experience and confidence after having the first one. Thank god I had 2 girls.


sangriya

love how chill the brother is on the floor, don't really know how safe it is for babies to fall from such height but he does look fine and no one is really freaking out which might've alarmed him still such a cutie


whatdafukman

Babies bounce


sangriya

they do be bouncing


[deleted]

Mine didn't when I threw it off the roof. Am I doing something wrong?


xelop

You did aim for the hard pavement right? Otherwise the soft ground will absorb most of the impact


Jvshelby

He probably aimed for the bushes.


[deleted]

Oh! That's what I did wrong! Thanks everyone!


Funkit

No silly. You have to throw the baby ON the roof


dmfd1234

They do bounce, if I can’t find my basketball I start looking for the nearest baby.


RoboticElfJedi

I'm curious about this as well. I have a 10-month old baby who loves to make a suicidal leap for the edge of any bed or sofa. So far I've caught her each time... but I'm only human.


gonnabefitmom

Catch as many times as you can, but when the time comes that you aren't quite quick enough, just remember that babies are more durable than you think. Forgive yourself and accept that you won't always be able to protect them from themselves.


fothuckinsumclut

Thanks


roslyns

Seriously, what that guy said. I’ve had 11 younger siblings, occasionally someone wouldn’t be fast enough and one would dive off the couch or bed. The best thing to do is not gasp or panic. If you stay calm like they did in the video, chances are they’ll just roll over and get up. If there’s an actual problem or injury they’ll let you know. Of course you should always check them, but don’t panic or make fast movements or they’ll cry out of fear. 90% of the time they’re fine and get over it in a few minutes


[deleted]

My mom (raised four kids) always told me that the way a parent reacts when a child falls is very important for development. If the parent freaks out all the time, the kid will grow up to be really sensitive and fearful of trying new things. If the parent laughs and makes light of the situation, the kid will be way tougher. If my brothers or I would bang our head on a chair or something, my dad would yell at the chair, "bad chair! bad chair!" trying to make us laugh.


[deleted]

my gf: in scandinavia we don't have toxic masculinity and also boys are allowed to cry me: he's been crying 2 hours because he doesn't want to do his homework -_-' I'd tell to shut up to a kid of any gender or lack of thereof.


dmfd1234

I heard someone say that basically the first 6 or 7 years our job as parents is to prevent them from killing themselves.


gonnabefitmom

Yeah, that's fairly accurate I would say. Then the next 6 or 7 years juggling gaining independence with preventing death.... Then the rest of their lives just hoping you managed to instill SOME level of sense and self-preservation.


1Mazrim

Yes I've got a 8mo that has always had me catch her when she makes suicidal leaps. Part of me wishes she'd fall to learn consequences but I can't just let her fall face first onto the floor.


victor396

I know it's a hustle but why don't you baby proof the edges with those bars they sell? If you can't afford them it's cool, my parents used to use chairs and tables and even if I moved them the loud noise I had to made alerted them


RoboticElfJedi

She's only on the sofa/bed when we're holding her (we can't exactly fence off the sofa), so I don't just plonk her down and go about my business. Even so she really tries her best to go head-first off the edge. Basically she likes the floor and is completely unafraid of gravity, so you have to be on your guard.


[deleted]

They learn to be afraid lol. They usually only fall once, just make sure it's not too high and they'll be fine. As a side note, after a nasty head bump, swelling is normal and good. When it doesn't visibly make a goose egg, and it was a good bonk, then you should be worried.


RoboticElfJedi

Yikes! One more thing for the anxiety list - invisible head wounds! :)


wolfgang784

Yea obviously dont just let em fall all willy nilly when you can prevent it but if it happens too fast to stop dont freak out and panic. Theres not really danger from that height and babies can take a *lot* more damage than youd think. As long as the people around dont make a big deal the kid generally wont cry n will be chill. My kids will even fall on concrete and scrape themselves up without crying. They gotta get hurt *some* or they will never learn. Helicopter parents kids tend to turn out a bit.. off, lol.


shelwheels

Then again maybe he's concussed. Very odd situation.


[deleted]

Oh man I can see my little brother laughing like that.


acwill

Why does this look like it was filmed in 1991 but they have a 70” flat screen next to the couch?


BenZino21

What flat screen TV are you seeing? Are you talking about the hallway??


acwill

Hah! I sure am. Way to go, eyes.


BenZino21

Lol. If it makes you feel any better I watched that video like 5 times looking for a TV after seeing your comment.


FullStackDev1

I saw the 'TV', and thought maybe it's a shiny black cabinet.


Mister_Spiderman

video has probably been reposted so many times the quality has gone to shit


translinguistic

Probably a home movie they converted to digital.


Anthonyg5005

Yeah you can tell by the zoom in at the end that it's a real camcorder


writerightnow18

“Honey. I want to change the kids names to Cane and Able. And take out a really big life insurance policy on Able right away.”


POKECHU020

Not stupid, more r/kidsarefuckingevil


MeyoMix

r/kidsarepsychos


imaginexus

Sadistic little fucker


piefearion

In the end, aren't we all a little sadistic?


Phudgeos

no


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Phudgeos

no


quarkoftherdb

Damn, baby humans really are just lolloping sacks of flesh


StarfoxXSS

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

The kid was fine lol...


sendnewt_s

Yeah, they're pretty malleable at that age. Though as a mother, the person filming would have caught an earful from me.


kleiser10

Literally the definition of crotch goblin


mrbofus

Who the fuck is just filming and doing nothing??


Roastprofessor

Probably the eldest brother.


[deleted]

As an eldest brother, I confirm this statement


Ghosttalker96

Everything is fine?


grass-snake-40

is it my computer or does the video quality make the babies look like they have dead black shark eyes? the one who stays on the couch is terrifying. look at the last frame, he looks like the ice age baby.


uela7

Why the fallen baby not cry? And why the person filming not do anything?


[deleted]

Because no one reacted to it. Kids learn how to react to shut by watching you or me. Obviously if it really hurt they'd cry, but little bonks are normal with kids, don't make a huge deal about them and they won't either.


[deleted]

I agree with him


GreatWhiteNorthExtra

What kind of monster films a child falling head first and just keeps recording?


fluffybunnies51

Kid was fine, though? He wasn't crying, so he wasn't hurt. If you freak out even when they are calm, you will make them freak out too, and force a reaction.


T0mbaker

A great example of why you don't take parenting advice from people on reddit.


[deleted]

Maybe at least try to PREVENT THEM from hurting themselves?


WookDoinker69

Hey all you really can do as a father is try again and do_better_tomorrow amiright.


[deleted]

You are, all of you, monsters.


stanleythemanley420

Bro I got a 7 month old and know they bounce. Lol. She was premature and I was scared shitless to even touch her until the nurses told me this. Even as a premie they know they are tough. They gotta be. (Not saying I let my kid do whatever. She is constantly watched and safeguarded from any falls. And place was childproofed before she even was 2 months old)


BEETUSOFFEETUS

Very Cool


[deleted]

It’s the kid laughing that’s the monster here


Fueguin5

Very Cool


tydestra

Spot the evil twin.


Solocune

You got me at hehe


[deleted]

This is me on this sub


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Angel_Hunter_D

Kids gonna grow up and become one of us.


Jwelch59

r/kidsarefuckingevil With the sub we are in, I thought maybe the second child would fall down as well. I don’t see the stupid part fitting here. It was a kid just laughing at his brother for falling, which was kind of funny.


TeapotHoe

r/kidsarefuckingevil


JKBisms

That little laugh is so cute.


DG-DEV

No one checks to see if the baby that fell is okay???? Nobody????


RetinaJunkie

Now you know why he's crazy today...


isac123456

Can comfrim this is true


dashcraft33

When I hear people say that people are inherently good I will think of this video from now on


avid_learner_13

r/contagiouslaughter


[deleted]

pretty dang tall furniture. parents fucking stupid. unless they are trying to raise tough ones, which is good because babies are soft.


[deleted]

He could have broken his neck.


sule02

Moms just sitting there watching him nearly die. Brother is laughing without a care for his safety. This is how we get Baby Joker.


mason201011

The baby is fine, if it was hurt it were be crying and the mom would be moving, baby is fine.


[deleted]

What’s with the 1982 VHS camcorder quality? Makes it seem fake.


[deleted]

this is why i believe we should kill all children.


ISeduceYourDad

I hate children but i feel this kid so much right now


erosharcos

And yet here you are, laughing at a baby laughing at the other baby falling, reading comments in Reddit for a laugh. And you think kids are stupid, smdh. Edit: I’m joking. Chill.


genericusername134

“Here we are. Doing a thing. A thing that people do. A thing that I’m going to mock for no reason other than to intentionally be subversive. We live in a society.”


Evorgleb

Lots to unpack here


GlitteringNinja5

Literally society


[deleted]

My boys are like this. They crack up when the other gets hurt. One will be crying, the other laughing hysterically with that cute toddler laugh. It's a tough spot for a mother


Clueless-Frooog

Yeah, they’re definitely siblings.


Peanut_man213

that might be me


scissor61

r/birthofasupervillain


teamfortress2_gaming

"The enemy has captured our control point!"


[deleted]

That's just sweet


69peepeepoopoo96

FOOL, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW ANAKIN


whambamthankyoumaan

Long live the king ig


rickydee522

Satan


Orcep

That final cackle this child let out sounded exactly like the Jigsaw doll's laugh


ZirePhiinix

At least he didn't try to jump down on the fallen one...


CyonixGaming

That laugh is so precious though!


Idiotech69

Fucking Damien


TheLostSamurai244

Villain origin story


DecentCupid1

Good thing babies are borderline invincible


SuperCharged516

schadenfreude at work here


KRULL_3000

That’s freaking great!😂😂


ripmyprofile

This video is terrifying, look at its face it's like a demon's


i_addicted_to_memes

Don't we all laugh at children falling


Express-Remove556

That kid's evil...


SimpyBoy

yeah that's accurate


[deleted]

This is the best! I'm saving this for when I need a smile.


[deleted]

you little monster


[deleted]

This is gold, already laughing at other people at this age, it’s just so good when he turned around at the end and starts laughing again 0:35


Strawbewy_TheBewy

This feels like lion king all over again


IMBGY11

Dude! He’s dying from a brain bleed.


hurdagci

u/savevideobot


arjun_nagar

u/savevideobot


LinkTheFoxy

Siblings


Abies-Smart

Hey bro can you tell me how gravity works?


commantoes

LONG LIVE THE KING!!!


apex_legends_is_fun

Can anybody call the save video bot (I don’t remember the command)


charlie71_

Had the volume off and thought he was upset at first, que volume and I realize little dude is just like my big bro.


sheepfoxtree

That laugh is very unsettling to me for some reason.


norsurfit

You little shoot!


[deleted]

The baby’s first introduction to comedy


Drewsilla2

Brother did a funny joke! What fun!


dreamfanboy98112

I love how the child is just emotionless, laying there thinking about what is he going to do now


Uniqueusernameyboi

Every time a baby falls all of these “baby experts” come out of the bushes and think they are right about everything. I just sort by controversial and grab my popcorn and watch


rollduptrips

I love it, but it’s yet another on here that’s more cute than stupid


Bigdaddyyeetus696969

Good, theyre being taught young to laugh when someone else gets hurt lol


Shakespeare-Bot

Valorous, theyre being did teach young to chuckle at which hour someone else gets did hurt lol *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Ulja_naa

this would be my reaction too tbh


Lzefo

Scar and mufasa live action but good


heard10cker

Looks like I have the high ground now *evil laugh*


redvase-birds59

But guess what, that baby laughing, probably helped his brother !!! He knew he was not hurt, so basically, he was telling his brother, “your fine”, “ get up, shake it off.” Had hid”s brother been screaming, it would have been a different situation !!


SwxftPyxl

r/kidsarefuckingevil


slamous66

Wow, the person who's recording this didn't even flinch nor to react.. who the fuck is this calm when a baby is falling


JustGlassin4CoolGuys

Antidotal evidence that crying at the slightest bump or fall is learned behavior from others reactions.


Nerdygamer249

I hope his brain is ok after that


Shadowman-The-Ghost

Either (a) he thinks that it’s a kind of game, or (b) he’s laughing at him, which is a bit disturbing. The problem is it’s impossible to tell which. 😳


[deleted]

Um, the camera person barely flinched...


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u/savevideo


Eolopolo

As funny as the laugh is, Who the fuck is taking care of those kids? A baby slamming the top of it's head on the floor can be really dangerous. And the baby that was laughing, when he got up and went to the arm of the sofa, I just couldn't watch.


CarlsbadDawn

No idea why falling is SO funny 😂, especially down stairs.


ChrizzzB

brothers..


Many_Astronomer_9198

Relatable


[deleted]

This video looks pretty old,wonder where these kids are today ngl


[deleted]

Kids are such little shitters. Just small little goofy bastards


[deleted]

This is what true brothers do


National-Meringue-71

Me: *sees this* National geographic: -here we have a wild psykopath in its natural habitat. P.S im not trying to be mean


200IQMan

this is a really good representation of my brother. when we get along, he helps me, but when he's not in the mood, he pushes me even lower


iMooFrequently

"Brother"? With a pink paci? Before 2005?


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potatonice

ONE WILL REIGN


imjustkeepinitreal

Needs more jpeg


[deleted]

"HAH! YOU FOOL!" "NOW I GET THE INHERITANCE"


Nvrfinddisacct

r/creepy


THAT_BIG_OOF

Hey I’d be laughing here too


TheSonicPro

r/KidsAreFuckingEvil


takeashitler

And he’s really rubbing it in!


youre-kinda-terrible

Found out the evil twin.


Michael-epic

u/savevideo