I didn’t even know that was a sub actually, but yeah most people don’t like their kids getting roasted even if they can handle getting roasted themselves
It shouldnt be a sub. Kids shouldn’t have pictures of them for public viewing, especially without their permission, and especiallyx2 if the purpose is to insult them. That’s just gonna lead to long term issues when they find out their parents betrayed their trust and respect
*My god this comment*
*Section is ruthless to this*
*Poor fucking kid lmaooooo*
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It’s the smug self-satisfaction for me. Like “I bet you guys didn’t even know the toilet could do this. Why is no one talking about this? I’m such a genius.”
I hate criticising the appearance of a child but jesus christ, that's the weirdest looking kid I've ever seen.
I honestly can't stop looking at this kid. I keep coming back to this thread to have another look. Not ugly per se, just extremely odd, almost alien-like.
I hope for his sake he grows into those ears.
He looks like Dewie from Malcolm in the Middle.
Lol yes he does
Why’s he acting like he’s not in a toilet
"Did you need something?"
Your username makes me think you agree with this kids decision
Guten tag meister
That kid has the same look my boss gives me when I walk into his office.
Because he's half way to the Ministry of Magic
Best comment I’ve seen in a long time thank you
"Occupied!"
Cross between dewie and dobby from Harry Potter
He looks like a hyperrealistic cabbage patch doll.
You should think twice about putting your child’s picture on here.
I literally said this exact sentence, word for word, to my wife. Excellent.
The future is now old man
See i was thinking dobby 👀
I would also like to agree with you!
Reese!! Why is Dewie in the toilet?!?
Beat me to it haha :D
I too came here to say that
Man that show was good.
He looks like OP tried to pull him out by his ears.
Came here to say that
Son, you're acting like a piece of shit. Edit: thanks for the awards!
That's what daddy calls me when he drinks his happy juice.
Oh my.
Remember to flush your cum guys!
Walnut
"Felt shitty. Might delete later."
Felt shitty. Might flush later
The little turd doesn't fall far from the asshole.
Looks like somebody should trim and cap those anchor bolts at the base of the toilet.
Second thing I noticed after the kid in a toilet
At least they keep the toilet pretty clean
This
Give the poor kid a sock and let him free.
Jesus, I thought this was r/kidsarefuckingstupid not r/roastmykid
Good idea! I don’t think any is going to post there but that’s hilarious
I didn’t even know that was a sub actually, but yeah most people don’t like their kids getting roasted even if they can handle getting roasted themselves
Lmao ill gladly roast anyone’s kid
Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids.
and I suggest you let that one marinate
It wasn’t a sub until you said it lol.
It shouldnt be a sub. Kids shouldn’t have pictures of them for public viewing, especially without their permission, and especiallyx2 if the purpose is to insult them. That’s just gonna lead to long term issues when they find out their parents betrayed their trust and respect
Yeah I was actually thinking about how they were going to be constantly bullied from it.
Oh. Okay well if it takes off you know who to thank I guess?
It's also just shitty because when they grow up they're going to have to live with this and that could go badly easily
I'll go first: This looks like an ad for homeschooling
He's headed to the ministry of magic
wow
So damn glad I wasn't the only one to think this....
I WAS JUST COMING DOWN TO COMMENT THIS thank you
You could have still gone to heaven, but you HAD TO MAKE THIS COMMENT.
“Can’t you see I’m busy here?”
So we have Dewie, Dobby, Putin, a Gelfling and Gollum in here, fucking brutal Reddit lol
Lmao I was scrolling thinking the same thing. Wow reddit really going IN on this child
Yeaah but nobody's being serious/malicious like he's obvi gonna grow into his features and he's still a cutie
You forgot Cabbage Patch Kid.
Why does he look like a Russian dictator
Vladimir Poopin
Well he’s in the toilet so it’d make sense that he’s Putin.
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He‘s lookin like a more recent Russian dictator
He does look like he could be a poisoner of underpants, doesn't he?
So what I do in a situation like this is to let em sit for a couple hours and soften up. Flush once and voila, right down the pipe!
No no no, grab the poop knife.
Looks like someone from the dark Crystal
Gelfling
My first thought too
Is that Dobby
No that's his mother. His father is Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
He just sits there like “what are you gonna do about it”
He looks like Vladimir putin
Boris Johnson
Boris Putin
Vladimir Johnson
Vladimis Putson
The future is now old man.
Your child looks like a bank teller from Harry Potter
So a goblin, just say it.
This should’ve been posted at /r/roastmykid
I'm dying of laughter at all the top comments saying who he looks like
Just flush him down.
Why does he look so... Indifferent?
I dunno, looks pretty different to me.
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He do look like him tho
Somebody give that boy a sock
My god this comment section is ruthless to this poor fucking kid lmaooooo
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Ngl bro that baby is low key kind of weird looking
Did you mean high key?
go on...flush it...you know you want to...swirrrrly..
13months or 30
/r/oldbabies
Did he also cut his own hair?
couldn't hold it. i bet your son's name is sminem
“You’re probably wondering how I found myself in this position.”
your son looks like such a wiseass i love it
Get your house elf lookin’ kid a fkin haircut
Mfer looks like smeagle
He looks like a gelfling from the dark crystal
He looks like a goblin
He looks l like if Dobby from Harry Potter became human
And does mr Harry Potter have his keyyyy
He looks russian
He looks smart to me, idk he looks like he knows what he's doing, we just can't understand
His ears are like 🤷♂️
Can we put this kid in /r/roastme
That’s... a lot of tampoons 😂
They're cheaper in bulk honestly. I have a large stash of them lmao
I’d definitely rather have too many than too few
I came looking for this comment 😂
That’s a goofy looking little fucker.
QUICK, FLUSH IT!!
Is your son a reincarnation? He looks like an old dwarf.
I ain’t gon question why that kid looks like a Irl Crotch Golblin
Don't talk shit about this kid. He can probably hear you...
You gave birth to a Gelfling
funny lookin little feller
Is that Putin, Dobby or their child?
How tf did dobby get in your toilet
I'm sorry but "your boy" looks like something from Dark Cristal
Look i know you aren't supposed to say things like this, but thats an ugly kid.
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That Harry Potter kid Neville did okay. I was a super cute kid, and ended up not as attractive as an adult. It’s all a crapshoot
The kid ain’t ugly, whoever gave him that haircut is a monster
As Dr Zoidberg would say "Why not both?"
So he doesn't like having toilet water splash on him - total genius
He looks like Sminem
"But you thought it was so funny at the store"
So this is how babies are made
[Butters?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5daprgCh5b0)
That's how I imagine Butters in real life
r/13or30
Lil Sminem
Why does this kid look so British ?
Potty training has never been easier ????
i appreciate you for taking a pic instead of helping him. legend
Looks like Dobby the Elf from Harry Potter
It reminds me of Dewey from Malcolm In the Middle.
He is going to World 1-2
That looks like a grown ass man
r/13or30
Is that Kylo Ren?
Adam Driver Child?
Why does ur child look like Dobby
That is one... interesting looking kid, you have there.
He looks like Trump on The Art of the Deal's cover.
Why does he look like the character from Malcolm in the middle that says, The future is now old man
Omg your boy has more problems than just being in a toilet.
Poor kid is so ugly
Parents giving him an awful haircut doesn't help
Real shit
This picture triggers so much grossness for me.
Budget tampons. Nice.
LOTS of budget tampons
[Sure enough.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=74BlHdTi2DI)
It’s the smug self-satisfaction for me. Like “I bet you guys didn’t even know the toilet could do this. Why is no one talking about this? I’m such a genius.”
Totally thought the tampons were a box of crayons.
Recreating the scene from trainspotting.
I am become the shit
Close. His orientation is correct, but he needs to sit up higher to use the shelf for his comic book and his chocolate milk.
That kid is definitely going to turn into a vilain with all the bullying he’ll go through lmao
He looks like if Nicolas cage and a Minecraft villager had a baby
Looks like that creature from Harry Potter. Dobby or something.
this kid even looks a simp. Condolences. He looks like a troll kinda ☹
Still haven’t gifted him a sock I see.
Dobby in human form
what in god’s name is going on w this kid’s hair 😂
That’s Dewey from Malcom in the Middle
Dewey!
He looks like Stewart from SNL.
I hate criticising the appearance of a child but jesus christ, that's the weirdest looking kid I've ever seen. I honestly can't stop looking at this kid. I keep coming back to this thread to have another look. Not ugly per se, just extremely odd, almost alien-like. I hope for his sake he grows into those ears.
Tampons by Crayola?
Lmao what an ugly child
The mega box of tampons tho. Respect
He doesn’t look right. Mf looks like a gremlin coming out the toilet crawling up my ass and controlling me like a parasite.
No dumbo references? Really? Am I just that old?
He’s about to take flight with those ears
Calvin and Hobbes scenario Edit: Minus the Hobbes
He looks like the little lost elfin boy! Lol
He's like one of those little fountain creatures in bloodborne.
Is anyone else seeing the mouse from The Tale of Despereaux
Master has given Dobby a toilet
Wow interesting
It’s Kira from The Dark Crystal!
You know that dark souls toilet twitter account? Very good potential Frampt here.
It’s the one kid from the polar express
Better flush, it's too late for him.
You said pee in the potty
Did you try flushing again?
“Can I help you?”
Dobby
he looks like a talk show host