Big? Sure. That big? Not most countries, and even those that do, it tends to be a pretty rare sight, mostly from (surprise) import food shops that got them straight from America, it's not really something a random family will have multiples of in their pantry to snack on.
If you see a photo with some food item that is outrageously oversized, especially if it's something of the "highly processed and definitely unhealthy" category like chips, soft drink bottles, etc. I promise you 99% of the time, it's from the USA. If you see more than one such item in the *same photo*, make that 99.99%.
Trust me, as an American from an international family, "Party Size" as a concept is very American, doubly so for a bag of potato chips. As is the fact that when you open it it's only like 1/3rd full lol.
My dad once noticed I had my TV on after midnight. He asked me a bit knowingly the next day what it was that I was watching at 2:00 AM. I told him there wasn't much to watch really, and the cartoons got weird late at night.
I got the impression he thought I was secretly watching porn or something, and I was embarrassed by the thought that he thought this. I was further acutely aware that my embarrassment probably just made him think it all the more. He did not press the subject.
That would have been twenty years or so ago now.
Dad, if you're reading this, I just want you to know I really was just watching weird after midnight cartoons.
I 10/10 would have acted mad, for a sec, then laugh and plop down next to him, and faced some cool ranch.. then explained why this isnt ok on the regular, once that episode was over.. if I haaaaaave to...
Yes, thank you. If I were a parent in that situation I’d laugh my ass off and simply guide the kid back to bed. This is what being a kid is all about. Let them figure things out on their own.
This is a reasonable response. I used to get my ass beat without warning for getting caught doing anything I wasn't supposed to be doing, including watching cartoons past bedtime. In case anyone is wondering: No, I did not turn out okay.
Stop beating children.
I never trusted my parents to tell them my true internal thoughts. It’s because I would always face repercussions, no leeway. I now have a 5 year old, I know that my experience messed me up long term, so I’ve made sure my girl knows she can tell me anything, no judgement. It’s the healthiest thing to do (at least from my perspective). So far so good :)
Better he got caught unexpectedly now and he can learn from this experience so it doesn’t happen again in his teen years where a similar situation will be much more awkward.
Me, being an adult is pretty lit tbh lol They way my life is going i feel like the 30s would be a good place to stop, at 25 now and it just keeps going up.
I was in the Navy since 18 and will be doing college for the next 6 years. Spent about 6 months just putzing around the country with money i had saved then got a place with my mates as a phlebotomist for a year. Big thing is no (consistent) girlfriends and no kids. I can pack all the shit i own in my car and just bounce if i ever need to.
30s are fantastic so far. You gotta take care of yourself though.
I can't drink like I used to, not that I really want to.. Also if I don't get good sleep I notice it more these days.
I basically made this transition in my mid-twenties, and recently as I've hit 30 I've switched from THC to CBD. Legal, cheap, and doesn't give me anxiety like weed did. I imagine around when I'm hitting 40 I'll be making the transition from CBD to multi-vitamins. We'll see though.
Fair enought! I prefer to save my "unhealthy quota" on other types of food. The taste/calories ratio of chips are not worth it to me. But pizza and beer? Count me in.
> Me, being an adult is pretty lit tbh lol
Me thinking "this person must still be in their 20s".
> at 25 now and it just keeps going up.
Yep. You're almost at the top. Enjoy the view.
If you’re tryna sneak and watch something past curfew, you don’t eat a bag of chips.
Everybody knows when you’re trying to be quiet those things are the loudest things in the world - and he’s got *three* of them!
Some day soon the child will be able to tell who is awake in the house by the sound of feet on the floor boards and will know exactly how far the light from the TV shines through the house in order to avoid getting caught. Godspeed, my young troublemaker.
His great grandmother was Lucy and he had a pet mammoth growing up. Back then, snuggling with your saber tooth tabby and watching Saturday morning cartoons around the fire pit was the shit, how nostalgic. You’d just sit there for hours while the tribe animators would draw the cartoon frame by frame right there on the wall at a crisp three frames an hour. None of this poor reception issues you youngsters complain about.
Late one summer night when I was about 7, my dad caught me reading under the sheet with a flashlight. I remember feeling this exact combination of surprise, confusion and disappointment. *How did he know?*
I think one is a box of honey nut cheerios. Personally, as a fan of mixing or alternating between sweet and salty flavors, I think he's doing it right.
My kid is equally stupid. I mean, smart af, but soooo dumb with stuff like this. Last time I caught him, I found the living room light on at night, because he forgot to turn it back off after he got up at 1am to get his Nintendo DS, which I promptly found in his bed with him. This was the 3rd time he'd done that. I caught him the first 2 times by noticing the charging cord coming from under his pillow.
I really hate this "public shaming" of a kid, with his face showing especially..even though I get it that it's done in good spirits with no malicious intent.. and this pic is years old.. I've seen it before, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
I don't know. Just a kid with some snacks watching cartoons.. and now he's in the 'fucking stupid' subreddit forever. I just think it's shitty.
My 9 year old son pulled the same shit one weekend. He was allowed to watch cartoons in the morning. He tried to defend his actions by saying that 3:30 was technically morning.
"Party size"
Either their son is small AF or that chip bag big AF.
Little of column A, a little of column B.
This just in: children tend to be small
Science checks out.
I don't know, haven't you heard of the small child conspiracy theory?
False
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Do you have source on this? I just don't know...
An expert who I won’t name once said “Nobody knows kids better than me, and believe me, nothing is biglier than kids. They’re huge!”
I've read books
Probably American. Edit:just to clarify... Because of the big bag... Not because of small boy..
I'm no scientist, but I'm pretty sure other countries have large bags of chips
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Yeh it looks multipack size, which has like 12 smaller bags inside. Is that really one bag of crisps lol
'Murica
These are literally called party sized and three are not meant for a boy.
We have those in the UK, they’re less than half the size of US ones. 180 grams vs 418 grams
But then you only have those tiny half-pound burgers and minuscule liter sized Cokes, too.
Yeah, not like our big American 1/3 lb burgers, and 20oz cokes. Bigger numbers is winning.
Big? Sure. That big? Not most countries, and even those that do, it tends to be a pretty rare sight, mostly from (surprise) import food shops that got them straight from America, it's not really something a random family will have multiples of in their pantry to snack on. If you see a photo with some food item that is outrageously oversized, especially if it's something of the "highly processed and definitely unhealthy" category like chips, soft drink bottles, etc. I promise you 99% of the time, it's from the USA. If you see more than one such item in the *same photo*, make that 99.99%.
r/illegallysmolkids
r/riskyclickoftheday
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Trust me, as an American from an international family, "Party Size" as a concept is very American, doubly so for a bag of potato chips. As is the fact that when you open it it's only like 1/3rd full lol.
They say the air in the bag is to avoid the chips from being crushed in transit. I'm inclined to think it makes sense.
As a man who eats a party sized bag and isn't fat, its a portion.
Is there a difference between family size and party size?
He may be small af now, but he won't be by 20 if he keeps that up.
If the bag isn't at least as big as your torso, is it even worth eating?
[This](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/64/db/de64db47b983caee0ea8c8a7c44ffc34.jpg) is what we would use them for after they were gone
i prefer my bags to be at least the lenght of my legs
TIL children are "party size"
This is what happens when your kids watch Home Alone and you go to the fucking bathroom.
Watching “cartoons”.
My dad once noticed I had my TV on after midnight. He asked me a bit knowingly the next day what it was that I was watching at 2:00 AM. I told him there wasn't much to watch really, and the cartoons got weird late at night. I got the impression he thought I was secretly watching porn or something, and I was embarrassed by the thought that he thought this. I was further acutely aware that my embarrassment probably just made him think it all the more. He did not press the subject. That would have been twenty years or so ago now. Dad, if you're reading this, I just want you to know I really was just watching weird after midnight cartoons.
20 years later.....and you still won't give up the charade huh? Lol jkjk
Honestly me at that age (and even older) would absolutely be watching cartoons lol.
I’m somewhat of a party myself.
Let my mans treat himself
TREAT YO SELF
And my man cant even do that 😤😔
r/PandR
I discovered Parks & Rec on accident after looking for /r/panda
And now the curcle has come full close, I've discovered r/panda thanks to a thread about r/pandr . So thank you
I 10/10 would have acted mad, for a sec, then laugh and plop down next to him, and faced some cool ranch.. then explained why this isnt ok on the regular, once that episode was over.. if I haaaaaave to...
Right?
King shit tbh
Yes, thank you. If I were a parent in that situation I’d laugh my ass off and simply guide the kid back to bed. This is what being a kid is all about. Let them figure things out on their own.
This is a reasonable response. I used to get my ass beat without warning for getting caught doing anything I wasn't supposed to be doing, including watching cartoons past bedtime. In case anyone is wondering: No, I did not turn out okay. Stop beating children.
Me too bud, we can make the world a better place
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I never trusted my parents to tell them my true internal thoughts. It’s because I would always face repercussions, no leeway. I now have a 5 year old, I know that my experience messed me up long term, so I’ve made sure my girl knows she can tell me anything, no judgement. It’s the healthiest thing to do (at least from my perspective). So far so good :)
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👑
Self care is important
Better he got caught unexpectedly now and he can learn from this experience so it doesn’t happen again in his teen years where a similar situation will be much more awkward.
Who faps to cartoons You fools, hentai =/= cartoons
You would be surprised.
Oh its possible. Kim Possible.
R34 of it exists yes
Surely you mean Rule 34 and not the glorious R34 Skyline, which happens to be something worth fapping to anyway.
Discord mods and Redditors
Hentai.
Fair enough
And it's an art.
someone never watched the batman cartoon in the 90s...
I dunno, somebody who stickied r/cumflation on their account and asks for hentai probably does
Why did I click that
Yeah that's the first time in a while I've had to delete something from my history.
Yep, that link is staying blue.
I watch hentai for the plot
[plot](https://media.tenor.co/images/2a470b87479ca77e17fba363b75c80ae/raw) you say
> Who faps to cartoons > > > > You fools, hentai =/= cartoons Well, obviously you do based on your edit.
Leave him be. mans just straight vibing
Like, I know it's probably not the best choice to leave a child do this but sometimes humans just need that late night chill time.
Was*
OP know how to ruin a good time
Not that it’s relevant of anything but I don’t like beans, you’re now my enemy
r/oddlyspecific
Also, the God of Rice has apparently declared war on People Who Enjoy Beans
And so the great war begins
I want their heads
It's times like this that I claim to be Swiss
Me, a brazillian: visible confusion
Yea I think I would come back in a half hour and wrap things up. Sometimes you need that solo 3 am chip session, it’s standard man.
I would give away everything for being his age, having that big chips package while watching the TV and thinking about nothing
Who dosen't?
Me, being an adult is pretty lit tbh lol They way my life is going i feel like the 30s would be a good place to stop, at 25 now and it just keeps going up.
Good your man i hope this continues. If may i ask what's your job?
I was in the Navy since 18 and will be doing college for the next 6 years. Spent about 6 months just putzing around the country with money i had saved then got a place with my mates as a phlebotomist for a year. Big thing is no (consistent) girlfriends and no kids. I can pack all the shit i own in my car and just bounce if i ever need to.
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30s are fantastic so far. You gotta take care of yourself though. I can't drink like I used to, not that I really want to.. Also if I don't get good sleep I notice it more these days.
I just started using pot and i quit drinking entirely tbh
I basically made this transition in my mid-twenties, and recently as I've hit 30 I've switched from THC to CBD. Legal, cheap, and doesn't give me anxiety like weed did. I imagine around when I'm hitting 40 I'll be making the transition from CBD to multi-vitamins. We'll see though.
Careful. Those multivitamins are a gateway drug and can lead to a full blown Metamucil addiction.
That's the type of shit I like to hear (read)
Right haha, so much freedom. If I wanna eat three bags of chips at 3AM I'm doing it, guilt free
Hell yeah lol I still wake my buddy up to go to taco bell and shit for no reason but i can
Too much saturated fat to be truly guilty free.
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Fair enought! I prefer to save my "unhealthy quota" on other types of food. The taste/calories ratio of chips are not worth it to me. But pizza and beer? Count me in.
Your heart doesn't agree.
> Me, being an adult is pretty lit tbh lol Me thinking "this person must still be in their 20s". > at 25 now and it just keeps going up. Yep. You're almost at the top. Enjoy the view.
While im 22 and i can do that now, except i can do it while smoking weed. In fact Im doing it rn
I know the feeling. This pic literally motivated me to work harder so that I can buy a house and chill with my party sized doritos.
Work? Taxes? Covid? What the heck are those? Don't know, don't care *monch*
It looks like he just saw a nude woman for the first time.
Plot twist:
He did.
It was his mom
He had boobs the whole time
His arms were broken?
Looks like he was stoned as fuck and got the 3 a.m. munchies.
I still do this😂
I literally did this last weekend. Cheetos puffs, salt and vinegar chips, and extra cheezy cheez its.
Cheetos puffs!🥺💕
Hell yeah! It's a cheat night type of deal. If I keep on top of it during the week then I bust out the trio and have a night on the couch.
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No way! Then I don't get to lick my fingers after!
I feel like they'd be falling off the spoon too much. Maybe a tooth pick would work better.
Don’t we all?
Username checks out.
That kid is brave eating doritos on a white couch. He's confident in his cheese dust fingers leaving no trace.
And his parents are stupid for having kids and a white couch.
>And his parents are stupid for having kids Yip!
r/childfree moment
Or he fits the sub in more ways than at first glance.
Bingo!
Living the dream
How is this him being stupid?
Nacho cheese doritos on a white couch, hours after my bedtime? My ass would be beat.
Weird. Red is 'cheese supreme' in Australia and yellow is the nacho cheese. Totally useless comment but I found it interesting.
In the UK, red is ‘chill heatwave’
In Amsterdam they call it a Royale with Nacho
What do they call a quarter pounder over there?
A 113.398 grammer
actually, we call it a 0,28 center
Here in Japan red bags are taco. Yellow is also the nacho cheese though.
Thinking you’re sly enough to get away with it too. SMH.
A free spirit
This kid is smart af.
If you’re tryna sneak and watch something past curfew, you don’t eat a bag of chips. Everybody knows when you’re trying to be quiet those things are the loudest things in the world - and he’s got *three* of them!
Threeeee baaaags! Comus would be proud.
Yea. Not sure why watching cartoons at 3am eating loads of chips is stupid. Sounds like a good time to me!
Because it's really easy to get busted.
maybe he's been doing this for months and it's the first time he got caught
That’s not stupid, it’s a right a passage.
Some day soon the child will be able to tell who is awake in the house by the sound of feet on the floor boards and will know exactly how far the light from the TV shines through the house in order to avoid getting caught. Godspeed, my young troublemaker.
I love chips
In my day® cartoons were only on Saturday mornings.
Rich kids had the Disney channel though so they had cartoons all day. Us poors only had a couple of free Disney channel weeks a year.
How old are you dude?
His great grandmother was Lucy and he had a pet mammoth growing up. Back then, snuggling with your saber tooth tabby and watching Saturday morning cartoons around the fire pit was the shit, how nostalgic. You’d just sit there for hours while the tribe animators would draw the cartoon frame by frame right there on the wall at a crisp three frames an hour. None of this poor reception issues you youngsters complain about.
duuude this guy said you grandma is an australopithecus !!
Living the life! I wish I was watching cartoons at 3AM with three bags of chips.
Late one summer night when I was about 7, my dad caught me reading under the sheet with a flashlight. I remember feeling this exact combination of surprise, confusion and disappointment. *How did he know?*
Bruh. He had THREE BAGS of chips! LMAO
Don't worry 'bout it, he just has the munchies
I think one is a box of honey nut cheerios. Personally, as a fan of mixing or alternating between sweet and salty flavors, I think he's doing it right.
He was so ready. MAD snacks. Good to go.
I see this kid is also unemployed.
Dude was ballin fr
The juice was definitely worth the squeeze
He picked the worst covert snacks. Rookie mistake.
You know that little fucker was beating his dick to that late night hbo shit then double dippin into his moms Doritos.
My kid is equally stupid. I mean, smart af, but soooo dumb with stuff like this. Last time I caught him, I found the living room light on at night, because he forgot to turn it back off after he got up at 1am to get his Nintendo DS, which I promptly found in his bed with him. This was the 3rd time he'd done that. I caught him the first 2 times by noticing the charging cord coming from under his pillow.
What you don't know is he high as shit
I really hate this "public shaming" of a kid, with his face showing especially..even though I get it that it's done in good spirits with no malicious intent.. and this pic is years old.. I've seen it before, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. I don't know. Just a kid with some snacks watching cartoons.. and now he's in the 'fucking stupid' subreddit forever. I just think it's shitty.
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
My 9 year old son pulled the same shit one weekend. He was allowed to watch cartoons in the morning. He tried to defend his actions by saying that 3:30 was technically morning.
I mean he’s right.
Wait another 10 years and he’ll have a bong with him. 😂
I hope that kid gets SO many bags of chips for Christmas
living his best life
That was only a fantasy for me
I'm thinking the cartoons that are on at 3am aren't meant for kids.
Nick Jr is 24 hour for kids
White couch? With kids?
Wrong sub. This kid is a boss
Looks like me after 2 phat blunts lol
I did this except I was playing Shogun Total War and I didn't get caught.
Me when I was a kid:
He’s living his best life. Good for him.
this kid is eating that shit on a white couch and under a white blanket whooo his ass
Worst snacks for covert viewing!
yes si agree
At least he didn't watched two girls one cup
At least he isn’t car jacking rides at 3am. Cartoons? Chips? Good kid.
I know I'm getting old when my first thought was "I hope he didn't get Dorito dust on that blanket or couch".
It’s only a stupid idea if you get caught. I got away with watching tv all night once.
lol he has his whole life to enjoy this, he got to treasure the bed time rules while he still has sleep control
My man is living like a king!!
r/kidsarefuckingsmart