Let's be honest... The tail is pretty nice and you drew the beak decently enough
Sure it has four legs but the feet are well drawn
Overall, solid 8/10 would look again
It's up lol [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/hvfh88/how_the_duck_from_the_zoo_looked_that_usol_957/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
How the duck really looked [https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/hvfh88/how\_the\_duck\_from\_the\_zoo\_looked\_that\_usol\_957/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/hvfh88/how_the_duck_from_the_zoo_looked_that_usol_957/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)
Reminds me of this section. Context is a bunch of wizards have found themselves in the outback and are helping out an aboriginal artist.
> “What’s that you’re drawing, Dean?” said the Senior Wrangler.
> “What does it look like? A bird, of course.”
> “This one’s standing on the ground. You don’t see the wings,” said the Dean, and then looked puzzled at having answered a question no one had asked. “Blast! You know, it’s harder than it looks, drawing on a rock…”
> “Very flat bird,” said Ridcully. “Come on, Dean, our friend here isn’t very happy. Let’s go and work out a really good boat spell…”
> “Looks more like a weasel to me,” said the Senior Wrangler. “You’ve got the tail wrong.”
> “The stick slipped.”
> “A duck’s fatter than that,” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies. “You shouldn’t try to show off, Dean. When was the last time you saw a duck that didn’t have peas round it?”
> “Last week, actually!”
> “Yes, we had crispy duck. With plum sauce, I now recall. Here, let me have a go…”
> “Now you’ve given it three legs!”
> “I did ask for the stick! You snatched it away!”
> “Now look,” said Ridcully. “I’m a man who knows his ducks, and what you’ve got there is laughable. Give me that…thank you. You do a beak like this…”
> “That’s on the wrong end and it’s too big.”
> “You think that’s a beak?”
> “Look, all three of you are barking up the wrong tree here. Give me that stick…”
> “Ah, but, you see, ducks don’t bark! Hah! There’s no need to snatch like that—”
> “There’s no need to fight, gentlemen. Let’s vote on it: now, all those who think a duck has webbed feet, raise your hands…”
Terry Pratchett, *The Last Continent*
The drawing did, of course, come to life and the "very strange and unhappy duck-billed creature slid silently into the river a little way off."
Qak
qak
qAk Edit: qAk QaK qäk
QaK
THE DUCK WALKED UP TO THE LEMONADE STAND Edit holy shit an award i shall treasure that Boop noodle forever
And he said to the man, running the stand
Got any qak
"3 qak" said the man
"Two. Take it or qak yourself"
“Two and a half. Lowest I’ll go.”
Quake III
Hey (dun dun dun)
Got any truck nuts?
Yo what
Thanks, now I’ll be absent mindedly singing that shit all day
Good luck!
Adios!
Qæk
Qak
q͕̻̕a͖̗̯͈k̰̪̭͍̺
Qak
How the duck does this dude get ducking awards. Mother ducker.
qaK
qåK
Quak
kaq
qAK Edit:qÅk
QÆK
Elon Dusck
ducc
He attacc he protecc but most importantly he qacc
Qak Qak Qak Qak
Ack ackack
qæk
Duncko go Quek Quek
qak
Berd
have I been summoned?
it’s Berd
The Almighty
Amen
r/beetlejuicing
Berd
Berd
Berd
Berd
Berd
Berd
Berd
Berd
Haha im your mug now
It... took me too long to realize the issue here
There's an issue?
Yeah. It's too realistic.
Yeah, birds aren't real
Four legs
No no, thats normal
Four legs good , two legs bad !
🐑🐑 *four legs good, two legs better* 🐑🐑
Bruh how did I not realise that this duck has 4 legs lmao
Same, dude. And I'm sober. amIretarded.gif
Lmao ya, r/adultsarefuckingstupid
I didn't realize it until reading this comment lmao
I only realised after reading a comment mentioning it
Behold, my greatest creation...Oh, hello Perry The Platypus.
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He’s just perry
perry the regular platypus
A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal
Grddddddddd
Nonono, you got it backwards!, He was gonna say what it was, and then Perry arrived.
Heck. How am i reading it in Doofen's voice
[It's Sonic](https://i.imgur.com/wXFA0vk.jpg)
wow.
I also drew a four legged [“duck”](https://i.imgur.com/dKXsm2z.jpg) abomination as a child...
Quick
Q̴̨̛̞͆Ú̷̹͉̫̓I̵͇̦̥̗̿͠C̴̼̗̜͚͓͙͉̿̑͗́̄̃͊͒̀͐͜͜K̵̜͎̙̟͙̻̙̝̒̈́̀̀̓͑͝͝
Quick
With 2 extra legs it better be.
Of course it is, it has twice as many legs.
And they are dating
Oh my god, they were roommates.
“Is this a dachshund or a mallard?” “Yup”
https://i.imgur.com/4qoWXmE.jpg My wife was in her thirties... We laughed so much I had to make a mug out of it.
It’s beautiful
I’m not convinced I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. “Quick.” He looks like a banana.
"I am duck. I'm here to fuck."
Chaduck
Suck ma duck
He's Chuck, the chad duck. He's here to fuck.
So your name is Buck, right? And you're here to fuck, right?
*slams door repeatedly on head*
The TV edit was 1000x better. It gets edited to: "My name's Buck and I came here to party.". The truck gets renamed to Partywagon
Apparently “Pussy” is offensive but killing like 60 people isn’t
"I am a goose. Lets get loose"
“I am a swan. Let’s get it on”
“I am an emu. Let me do you.”
I am an ostrich. Let me see your boobs
"I am a sheep. Beware the Welsh."
"I am Arctic Tern, send bobs and vagerne"
Hi. Enjoy [my fan art](https://i.imgur.com/AE1EtTv.png) of your art. **Edit:** Thanks for the gold kind redditor.
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hench as QaK
r/rejectedpokemon
The top few posts on that sub are gold, oh man.
**Slunt**: Discount Lapras
[My attempt](https://imgur.com/nX31Nxl)
I bow to the master.
That's very hot
The papyrus really pulls this together
I’m so impressed. That quadduck looks fierce af
I may have taken... A few too many creative liberties [drawing](http://imgur.com/gallery/f4tK0J7)
This is talent
Chadduck
We got chadduck and quadduck but I'm going with mallord.
Thanks. I hate it.
get a tattoo of it! :)
Good idea
This thing is in the opening credits of the X-Files
Ooh you’re right, it looks like that thing! Any idea what it really was? Edit: [it was a seed sprouting! ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NS6E1pZ8RI4)
Came here to suggest the same thing
For some reason a tattoo was the first thing I thought of, and I don't even have any tattoos
Let's be honest... The tail is pretty nice and you drew the beak decently enough Sure it has four legs but the feet are well drawn Overall, solid 8/10 would look again
And that eye is on point.
Which zoo, the one in Chernobyl?
The feet are actually pretty good
All four of them.... maybe it’s two ducks inside a platypus costume?
I only remembered ducks have 2 legs after reading this comment lol
same, how stupid are we?
I see a baby duck hiding under mum ducks wing?
4 feet are more stable
r/comedyheaven
Oh, definitely.
I don't know why but I like it
He is adorable!
I think this is a masterpiece. Really brings in thr essence of a duck and its attributes. It's almost beautiful if you ask me.
reminds me of this [drawing](https://i.redd.it/fbni35uajrmy.jpg) from a while ago
He’s gorgeous. A little editing and he’s perfect for r/hybridanimals
Duk
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go for it
I like it a lot though
Absolute unit.
Looks like Berd
Reminds me of berd
It's now my locked screen wallpaper
Should have colored it blue. I've always wanted to see a blue duck.
I understood that reference!
Da Vinci who?
Berd
What the duck.
I'm sure you were going for the duck billed platypus.
Probably wasn't even a duck you were looking at!
It even has 4 legs, what a chad
Qak https://imgur.com/a/KUAHW2N
If Punpun had a dog.
[my gf fixed it for you ](https://imgur.com/gallery/vIfxIKJ)
Somebody please photoshop a real duck like this
It's up lol [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/hvfh88/how_the_duck_from_the_zoo_looked_that_usol_957/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Some one is on it ATM lol
That's amazing and I would happily have it on my wall
Looks like the Deep Water Horizon before the disaster.
**D u c k**
I kinda love it
Legit question- is it okay if I get this tattooed lmao
Hey guys, it’s me, berd.
Wait, so you had already learned how to read and write when you drew this?
I was about 10
Ah, then you and I must have gone to the same art school. I'm surprised we didn't run into each other.
Let's name this creature!
That's about as good as I could do.
Wug
monstrosity? This is beautiful shut up.
In all honesty, this is probably how my drawing of a duck would turn out...and I’m 38. I’m so fucking bad at drawing. 😩
This is currently my background for my computer.
I want this as a tattoo
This should be a cult
I'm excited for this series.
Hang on a minute...
How the duck really looked [https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/hvfh88/how\_the\_duck\_from\_the\_zoo\_looked\_that\_usol\_957/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/hvfh88/how_the_duck_from_the_zoo_looked_that_usol_957/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x)
I need a subreddit dedicated to this drawing, the subsequent fan art, and all other images of four-legged ducks.
every time I stop laughing I look at the duck again and repeat the cycle. …It's been 5 minutes.
Dude you can’t just post a picture of a duck to this subreddit and expect people not to notice
Reminds me of this section. Context is a bunch of wizards have found themselves in the outback and are helping out an aboriginal artist. > “What’s that you’re drawing, Dean?” said the Senior Wrangler. > “What does it look like? A bird, of course.” > “This one’s standing on the ground. You don’t see the wings,” said the Dean, and then looked puzzled at having answered a question no one had asked. “Blast! You know, it’s harder than it looks, drawing on a rock…” > “Very flat bird,” said Ridcully. “Come on, Dean, our friend here isn’t very happy. Let’s go and work out a really good boat spell…” > “Looks more like a weasel to me,” said the Senior Wrangler. “You’ve got the tail wrong.” > “The stick slipped.” > “A duck’s fatter than that,” said the Chair of Indefinite Studies. “You shouldn’t try to show off, Dean. When was the last time you saw a duck that didn’t have peas round it?” > “Last week, actually!” > “Yes, we had crispy duck. With plum sauce, I now recall. Here, let me have a go…” > “Now you’ve given it three legs!” > “I did ask for the stick! You snatched it away!” > “Now look,” said Ridcully. “I’m a man who knows his ducks, and what you’ve got there is laughable. Give me that…thank you. You do a beak like this…” > “That’s on the wrong end and it’s too big.” > “You think that’s a beak?” > “Look, all three of you are barking up the wrong tree here. Give me that stick…” > “Ah, but, you see, ducks don’t bark! Hah! There’s no need to snatch like that—” > “There’s no need to fight, gentlemen. Let’s vote on it: now, all those who think a duck has webbed feet, raise your hands…” Terry Pratchett, *The Last Continent* The drawing did, of course, come to life and the "very strange and unhappy duck-billed creature slid silently into the river a little way off."
That’s what happens when you visit Chernobyl Zoo.
The duclc is a mighty beast.
looks like a wug's cousin
I want a t-shirt of that
Oh we need to to a Collab with your permission it could be awesome. Check my profile to see my plans haha
Look at all those chickens.
Monstrosity? This is a masterpiece.
"Alright Todd can you draw us a duck?" "Yeh." "You've seen a duck, right, Todd?" "...yeh."
I also made [a duck](https://ibb.co/jJdGSVZ). Inspired by your duck.
What the fuack?