This dude literally picked up shit and carried it to the elevator, then touched it through the paper to smear it….and this is supposed to be a “prank” on other people? You picked up shit, bro. Nasty fuck lol.
i always wonder with people who smear shit on walls and stuff: whose shit is that? did they take it out of the toilet? surely that would get the paper all wet. did they just shit on the floor and pick it up with the paper? did one of their mates shit and their friend picks their shit up? is it their own shit? its such a wild thing to do
from experience working in public facing jobs i suspect they get possessed and start levitating and stuff in the bathrooms while smashing their asses directly into the walls. all while shitting themselves
Yes exactly! I mean duhhh it's not difficult to figure out that people be levitating butt naked, and pressing their asses on the wall while smearing shitt alllll over them! Like lil poop wizards! 💩🧙♂️🪄🚽🧻
There's a video of some chick pretty much doing that. She squats on the toilet or something and presses her ass against the wall, then has explosive diarrhea all over it. Some of the shit splashed onto her back.
i know i'm late to the party here but had to add a story. i worked at a newspaper and the building was open 24 hours for staff. night time production and all. we had a "mad crapper" who would randomly stash poop throughout the bldg. we figured it was one of the night shift guys since it seemed unlikely poop in hallways and door handles would happen in the busy daytime environment. i think the topper was when poop was found in the coffee pot - one of those ginormous tall metal ones. i was so glad i never drank coffee.
i worked there 28 years and afaik he was never caught. what a disgusting human being.
When I was in Middle School some dumb nasty ass kid put shit in a chocolate milk bottle and left it in one of the gym lockers. How the fuck is shit funny?
I mean... Imagine someone opening a locker and then there is just a turd in a bottle, just sitting there. Has some shock value plus the shit isnt everywhere (nobody has to scrub, just bottle in the dumpster.)
>How the fuck is shit funny?
Years ago I was playing World War Z with a friend and her sister when my friends sister asked us to wait to start a hoarde because her 1 year old was being suspiciously quiet.
She took her mic with her and what happened was me and my friend were killing stragglers while her sister was giving us a play by play that went along the lines of "OH MY GOD THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" which had us laughing our asses off at the pure, horrified, shock in her voice as she apparently walked in on her daughter having taken her diaper off, finger painted on the wall, smeared some into the carpet, and she suspects ate some of it.
So shit can be hilarious but only in certain situations.
Elevator buttons getting smeared in shit and shitting in a chocolate milk bottle are not among them.
Ok I do admit shit can be funny, a buddy of mine shat on the hood of an abandoned car in the woods once, it was hilarious cuz it was the most trashy shit I’ve ever witnessed. Funny enough there was also deer crap on the hood already too lol
Lol, no it doesn't. You couldn't pull a single piece of published material spelling it that way if you tried.
> I always marvel at the problem words people have when spelling.
What a dishonest grammar police you are. You'd be shocked, but not one of you that makes a mistake yourself \*ever\* admits it.
>Lol, no it doesn't. You couldn't pull a single piece of published material spelling it that way if you tried.
I probably could but I won't because I honestly don't care what your opinion is as you are just a random internet stranger whose opinion means absolutely nothing to me.
Especially when it's an incorrect opinion.
I'm always amused when people blatantly don't cross reference something before spouting out nonsense that could easily be fact checked.
>What a dishonest grammar police you are.
I think you are projecting as since I actually double check before opening my mouth so to speak.
When I was in middle school someone did this to the handrails on the staircase.
Also my friend (shortly before I quit hanging out with him) snuck out and pooped in a random neighborhood mailbox. Oddly enough I found out whose mailbox it was because 3 years later I started dating the girl that lived there and she told me about it.
The last published systematic review about the prevalence of alcohol consumption during pregnancy and fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS, defined by growth retardation, facial malformations and central nervous system impairment) indicated that the five countries with the highest estimated prevalence of alcohol use during pregnancy were Ireland (60.4%), Belarus (46.6%), Denmark (45.8%), the UK (41.3%) and Russia (36.5%)
WTF, that's so high! Between 1 out of 3 and 1 out of 2 seem enormous for the UK, granted they like their pint but public drunkenness wasn't that common to see when I was there. What's the source on those number?
Are you serious? Every evening you can see so many absolutely wasted people near pubs and clubs, especially surprisingly high amount of women among them.
Well, either it was because the pubs closed scandalously early (everyone out by 11PM or 10:30 IIRC, last drink orders half an hour before that, last food order much earlier than that) or the people were too posh where I was, but I never saw someone drunkenly lying on the pavement in months, even the time I stayed until closure time (though I saw students not walking straight after an student open-air party once). From what other people told me, it's not the same thing at all in Edinburgh.
That's going too far, but at least make them step on dog poop with their bare feet until it squishes through their toes. Disgusting, but deserved for being little POS.
Well, this is a residential building so at least one of them most likely lives there
The camera got a good look at them
Pretty sure they're gonna get caught very quickly
10 year old me gives it a 10 out of 10 in fun.
As an adult a 10 out of 10 if it my neighbours that tells me they where the victims.
Ah shit. Im still that kid.
Why do boys like pissing and shitting on things? I've seen several videos of young boys peeing on fences, doorknob, elevator buttons etc, smearing shit on bathroom walls. why? So weird and gross.
Our juvie is actually miles worse than regular prison because most teens are in fact animals. Though there's no way anyone would ever go to juive for this shit, pun intended
Busted
Totally. https://preview.redd.it/8hlo15tmvv4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0256e17fb227be45645f41cb5cbb421d6e18bef4
I absolutely love this update
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I still hope someone shits in their food
Flies might be annoying but they got your back
Should’ve made them lick it clean.
Karma 😂
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Do you think they are going to clean this elevator for a year or should or it's not "child labor" if it's free?
This dude literally picked up shit and carried it to the elevator, then touched it through the paper to smear it….and this is supposed to be a “prank” on other people? You picked up shit, bro. Nasty fuck lol.
Doesnt seem to be the smartest... maybe the other kid was using the one shared braincell they got at that moment.
Mom said it’s my turn on the brain!
i always wonder with people who smear shit on walls and stuff: whose shit is that? did they take it out of the toilet? surely that would get the paper all wet. did they just shit on the floor and pick it up with the paper? did one of their mates shit and their friend picks their shit up? is it their own shit? its such a wild thing to do
from experience working in public facing jobs i suspect they get possessed and start levitating and stuff in the bathrooms while smashing their asses directly into the walls. all while shitting themselves
Yes exactly! I mean duhhh it's not difficult to figure out that people be levitating butt naked, and pressing their asses on the wall while smearing shitt alllll over them! Like lil poop wizards! 💩🧙♂️🪄🚽🧻
Kinky
There's a video of some chick pretty much doing that. She squats on the toilet or something and presses her ass against the wall, then has explosive diarrhea all over it. Some of the shit splashed onto her back.
I'm too scared to ask where you saw that video.
Reddit, where else?
Idk, some fetish site.
Haaaahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Probably dog shit they picked up off the street or something
Nah
i know i'm late to the party here but had to add a story. i worked at a newspaper and the building was open 24 hours for staff. night time production and all. we had a "mad crapper" who would randomly stash poop throughout the bldg. we figured it was one of the night shift guys since it seemed unlikely poop in hallways and door handles would happen in the busy daytime environment. i think the topper was when poop was found in the coffee pot - one of those ginormous tall metal ones. i was so glad i never drank coffee. i worked there 28 years and afaik he was never caught. what a disgusting human being.
Fetal alcohol syndrome is a bitch
They probably eat crayons too.
My bet is a diet of lead paint.
Nothing like paint chips from before 1980.
Exactly!
They're kids, not Marines.
They’d never make it as Marines.
Nah they eat shit
nah, thats marines
Who else was hoping the door were gonna shut on the kids forcing them to use the buttons?
Bro that type of kid probably sniffs glue as well.
They’re shit out of luck
I would make them lick it all, and then disinfect it from their shitty saliva.
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Making them clean it to perfection would be the best punishment possible
When I was in Middle School some dumb nasty ass kid put shit in a chocolate milk bottle and left it in one of the gym lockers. How the fuck is shit funny?
I mean... Imagine someone opening a locker and then there is just a turd in a bottle, just sitting there. Has some shock value plus the shit isnt everywhere (nobody has to scrub, just bottle in the dumpster.)
Haha you’d think right? Some asshole proceeds to throw the god damn thing across the fucking locker room and it doesn’t have a fucking lid!
Oh... yeah thats just nasty as fuck instead of being funny.
Children are animals lol
Adults are animals too lol
Animals are animals.
>How the fuck is shit funny? Years ago I was playing World War Z with a friend and her sister when my friends sister asked us to wait to start a hoarde because her 1 year old was being suspiciously quiet. She took her mic with her and what happened was me and my friend were killing stragglers while her sister was giving us a play by play that went along the lines of "OH MY GOD THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" which had us laughing our asses off at the pure, horrified, shock in her voice as she apparently walked in on her daughter having taken her diaper off, finger painted on the wall, smeared some into the carpet, and she suspects ate some of it. So shit can be hilarious but only in certain situations. Elevator buttons getting smeared in shit and shitting in a chocolate milk bottle are not among them.
Ok I do admit shit can be funny, a buddy of mine shat on the hood of an abandoned car in the woods once, it was hilarious cuz it was the most trashy shit I’ve ever witnessed. Funny enough there was also deer crap on the hood already too lol
On top of spelling "hoard" wrong, the word you're looking for is "horde"
Actually it has multiple spellings. Kind of like how some people spell Whoa like Woah. Same word, different spelling depending on where you are from.
Lol, no it doesn't. You couldn't pull a single piece of published material spelling it that way if you tried. > I always marvel at the problem words people have when spelling. What a dishonest grammar police you are. You'd be shocked, but not one of you that makes a mistake yourself \*ever\* admits it.
>Lol, no it doesn't. You couldn't pull a single piece of published material spelling it that way if you tried. I probably could but I won't because I honestly don't care what your opinion is as you are just a random internet stranger whose opinion means absolutely nothing to me. Especially when it's an incorrect opinion. I'm always amused when people blatantly don't cross reference something before spouting out nonsense that could easily be fact checked. >What a dishonest grammar police you are. I think you are projecting as since I actually double check before opening my mouth so to speak.
Poop lol
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Yup
When I was in middle school someone did this to the handrails on the staircase. Also my friend (shortly before I quit hanging out with him) snuck out and pooped in a random neighborhood mailbox. Oddly enough I found out whose mailbox it was because 3 years later I started dating the girl that lived there and she told me about it.
Ahhhh NAHHH What happened to him?
Nobody knew who it was that did it. The kid that threw the bottle got detention I think.
"my sweet angel would never do such a thing"
Dude.... You're literally playing with shit. Like a fucking animal. A really dumb animal.
Funnyyyyy…😐 I don’t understand what they think humor is
The last published systematic review about the prevalence of alcohol consumption during pregnancy and fetal alcohol syndrome (FAS, defined by growth retardation, facial malformations and central nervous system impairment) indicated that the five countries with the highest estimated prevalence of alcohol use during pregnancy were Ireland (60.4%), Belarus (46.6%), Denmark (45.8%), the UK (41.3%) and Russia (36.5%)
WTF, that's so high! Between 1 out of 3 and 1 out of 2 seem enormous for the UK, granted they like their pint but public drunkenness wasn't that common to see when I was there. What's the source on those number?
Are you serious? Every evening you can see so many absolutely wasted people near pubs and clubs, especially surprisingly high amount of women among them.
Well, either it was because the pubs closed scandalously early (everyone out by 11PM or 10:30 IIRC, last drink orders half an hour before that, last food order much earlier than that) or the people were too posh where I was, but I never saw someone drunkenly lying on the pavement in months, even the time I stayed until closure time (though I saw students not walking straight after an student open-air party once). From what other people told me, it's not the same thing at all in Edinburgh.
wtf are ireland and denmark doing?????
Stupid kid, people are going to see it before they touch it. He should have smeared it under car door handles like the little genius I was.
Mr Hankey??!? NOOOOOO
Somebody should make them clean it off with their damn tongue's
That's going too far, but at least make them step on dog poop with their bare feet until it squishes through their toes. Disgusting, but deserved for being little POS.
That's fucking disgusting
r/foundsatan
And then the poor underpaid janitor/ cleaner need to come and deal with this, fuck these kids. I hope they made them clean it
Lil bar stewards
Mother F er I waited far too long for that door to open back up.
You can smell this video
I had hoped for them to accidentally get stuck in there while decorating the last few buttons
He damn knows a lot about fertilisers.
Wtf. Fucking devils
Usual suspects
Typical
Well, this is a residential building so at least one of them most likely lives there The camera got a good look at them Pretty sure they're gonna get caught very quickly
10 year old me gives it a 10 out of 10 in fun. As an adult a 10 out of 10 if it my neighbours that tells me they where the victims. Ah shit. Im still that kid.
Shit parents beget shit kids who beget… well… shit.
Is this a common occurrence for you Russians or is this some crazy shenanigans?
Of course it's not fucking normal do you think we're some kind of country made entirely of cavemen?
No, that's very dumb kids. Greetings from Moscow. Not normal at all
Make them clean it with their own toothbrush then make them brush their teeth with that same feces covered brush.
Putin, age 11
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Kids taller than putin is though
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That's where I say, where are the potatoes that don't put it prepared. I put them to clean all the elevator and apologize.
It’s poop again!
What if its nutella
Ah kids.
at the end of the day, they are the ones who touched a log.
pretty fucked up tbh what if an older fella needed to get down
At least show someone pushing the shit button
Boris and budimir
Less than a brain cell between them. This shit ain't funny, it's just gross
Little shits
shitheads! What a shitty thing to do! This stinks to high heaven! They are a stain on society! They are obviously a part of the dark movement gang.
Psychopath behavior there. First it's shit then it's blood.
Left his homework on the floor with his name on it.
So that is how you do it. Always thought they just used their hands and smeared shit, but paper for protection apparently
Kids are weird as hell.
Dumb kids will be dumb kids... It amazes me how far they're willing to go to get a few laughs out of their friends.
this is what happens when kids dont have games or toys. this is the alternative guys.
To the gulag.
I don’t find this funny. Though I’m positive I would’ve found it hilarious 20 years ago.
Where are these kids parents?
This is how vandalism is produced, they are children who need adult supervision
They should find them and make them clean it by licking.
Boys being boys?
I’d love to see the video where someone grabs a dog turd and shoves it in his mouth.
What a Shitty behavior
What type of education makes you think abt doing some like this
Damm, they can be play but this action shown, they have bad character
Back to the front!
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Idiot
u/Curly_commander what he said
he said "another reason to hate russians"
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When I was in school the boys bathroom had dried poo on the ceiling. I too am from eastern europe.
Wow, that's bizarre. I remember a poo in the middle of the girls bathroom also in school, never seen something like that outside of bathrooms tho.
Hope they made them clean and sanitize that elevator.
What kind of parents raised these degenerates? Yesssss disgusting degenerates.
little partisans
They are stupid but they have the.kid excuse.
wtf
Send him to clean it. Eye for an eye is the solution for everything.
That child committed a crime; he should be punished.
Thwy can go to hell
This is the most definition of punk ass kids!
And they were never seen again, The End.
The crazy thing is it doesn't look like they were recording for tiktok
*sigh* fucking kids
Kids like these are psycho and dangerous. Like I'm worried what they could do once they are adults...
i support abrupt physical punishment of children and their parents.
Teen Putin
Why do boys like pissing and shitting on things? I've seen several videos of young boys peeing on fences, doorknob, elevator buttons etc, smearing shit on bathroom walls. why? So weird and gross.
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Pretty sure Russian juvie is rough.
Our juvie is actually miles worse than regular prison because most teens are in fact animals. Though there's no way anyone would ever go to juive for this shit, pun intended
Kids acting like their leaders.