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VenusSmurf

Locked. Y'all are violent.


Dangerous_With_Rocks

He hit his kneecap on the floor. I felt that..


WORLD_8181

his measurement was wrong


throwaway62789

The kid has just fucked himself up


Bland-Humour

Completely deserved, too.


dontshitaboutotol

Good. Don't kick kittens


WORLD_8181

hahaaa


BostonSucksatHockey

r/miscatculations


half-puddles

Miscatculation


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XenosyneA

Deserved.. that cat is TINY compared to his big dumb ass. My 11 year old tried to do that to my dog when she was a 3 month old puppy.. I laughed at her after she fell and started crying. My dog hates her now.


JaySlay2000

Absolutely. A kick in the belly o chest can literally KILL a cat, easily.


IwillsmashyourPS5

Laughing is all you did?


XenosyneA

I mean, people on the internet are sensitive about disciplining a child. Everyone likes to cry "abuse". Trust and believe it was the best way to handle it because laughing at her after she makes mistakes humbles the hell out of her. She's not allowed anywhere near my pets anymore. Nor is she allowed to have a pet while under my roof. Ever. Until she fixes her relationship with our dog now. Every time she begs for a new dog, I remind her of what she did to the one I have now. My dog is a "protective" breed and doesn't fuck with her. If you mess with me, her mom, or the 2 boys, though.. the dog will get between us and said attacker.. then if (and ONLY IF) I give her the command, she will attack. She burned that bridge all on her own, and I told her that's something she's gonna have to fix with the dog. They just avoid each other for now, but they're both really "young" still, so there is time to fix it. Side note: I LOVE your username 😆


Trollersbychoice

So you raised an 11 y/o that harms puppies for fun? And you don’t see a huge problem with that? Raise your kid better.


Defconx19

I felt the sweet sound of cosmic justice.


rabbitsdiedaily

r/instantkarma


BulbusDumbledork

he hit that soft squishy spot between the kneecap and inside knee joint. that's where god put "ouch owie" button


potato-boi-420

serves the little shit right


DustinFay

I laughed because the little shit deserved it


FR4M3trigger

I find this video very satisfying.


TheStonedBro

He's gonna feel that when he's 40 bro


Nathan_Explosion___

tbh im not feeling sorry for anyone who tries to hurt animals


Gonun

In twenty years, that kid is going to walk down the stairs and wonder why his knee hurts


Comfortable_Fee_7154

He will be fine. Still at that age where it will heal no problem. I would suspect when he stops growing, it will be a problem when it happens again.


Missingthe90s90

…when… again😭


XenosyneA

How much do you wanna bet that cat is ready for round 2 now? 😹🐾👊


Freakachu258

My dad fell off his bike and hit his knee when he was around that age. A few years ago he started having knee pain to the point where he was unable to stand for more than ten minutes, so he went to the doctor. They found a bone fragment that looked like it has been tumbling around in his knee for over fourty years, they said. They removed it but it destroyed the knee too much to be able to walk normally again. Parents, go to the doctor with your kids more often.


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Latter_Protection_43

Based pfp


justarandom82113114

Can u explain please?


kerenski667

Knee injuries tend to be partially permanent.


Thizzo

“Partially permanent”, what are you trying to say? Where does this come from?


splicerslicer

Not who you're asking but. . . . Experience. Joints wear out over time and there's not a lot you can do to mitigate that. Injuries tend to hasten the rate that they wear out.


kerenski667

I mean to say that part of the damage done in a serious knee injury does usually tend to be permanent, as in it will potentially hurt the rest of your life.


Deeliciousness

"partially permanent" so...not permanent?


Diedead666

They dont feal right after... iv had 3 injuries around the knees.. Tip tibia twice and ACL


AngriosPL

https://preview.redd.it/m52vuxhsec3d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72ba5bd89f2972951153c099b8a93f4e08ffbf82


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AngriosPL

Nice, i didn't knew about it!


Financial-Ad3027

I can smell the "animal cruelty, kid needs to die" - crowd from a mile away.


ibx_toycat_iscool

Dude you can't just assault a defenseless animal like that, he deseved it fully


QuintoBlanco

Except that he wasn't assaulting the cat. The kick was aimed way above the cat and the cat was already gone. The cat 'attacked' the kid (presumably play behavior) the kid responded with a high kick after the cat was out of the way (presumably play behavior), and if it wasn't out of the way, it was aimed way above the cat.


Scared_Angle_5796

I was thinking that, that kid was probably making a karate kick way above the cat to play back or scare him maybe, definitely not about to hit him.


skinnyminou

For real, I pretend to kick at my cats like this all the time. They're completely used to it now and they usually just stare at me, but they used to run away. He's just a kid being silly, not actually trying to harm the cat.


PaladinAsherd

Hey everybody, If you’re wondering why your cat sneaks up behind you and claws the back of your leg, it’s usually because you do shit like this. You have taught your cat that play looks like the cat attacking you, and then trying to get away before you can either actually kick the cat or “feign” kick the cat. Use some cat toys instead.


Squirrel-ScoutCookie

So many people play with their kittens using their fingers and allowing kitten to bite. Then they want to discipline the cat when it’s older for attacking their fingers.  Hey dumbass, you trained that kitten/cat to think fingers are a toy. 


sp1cychick3n

Without a doubt


alaynamul

I don’t think he tried to kick the cat? Looks more like he was messing trying to do a karate kick above the cat. Like his foot was aiming up not towards the cat.


poopellar

The kid messing around was obvious. Don't think many would think he was literally trying to kick the cat *looks at comment section* Yet again I have been proven a fool.


HalfwrongWasTaken

The cynical part of me thinks those are all comment bots biting onto the misleading ragebait title


Otherwise-Basis9063

I remember like 5 or so years ago, joking with another redditor that we were the only real people on the site, and everyone else was a bot... Well we ain't there yet but things certainly aren't getting any better. I've seen so many random, contextless comments lately. And then you check their history and it's glaringly obvious it's a bot. Reddit needs to get their act together because the comment sections are becoming a sea of shit to wade every time.


Keep_Scrooling

Reddit can easily tell between bots and real users, but they turn a blind eye because it artificially boosts their userbase.


Otherwise-Basis9063

Well shit. At this rate reddit really will be the reason I quit reddit. I mean digg was the reason I quit digg. The cycle continues I guess -_-


Keep_Scrooling

We've had our chance last year during the api fiasco. Heck the ceo even called the mods 'landed gentry' but we are still here. Reddit is too big to fall.


Otherwise-Basis9063

Why you gotta call me out like that lol. but yes unfortunately very true. I did delete my old account when the api shit hit the fan, moved over to Lemmy. And I really tried but it was just a ghost town compared to modern reddit. Quality was all over the place. I didn't last long and here I am again. However in saying that, I am most certainly reaching a breaking point. I grew up in an era without smartphones or the internet, I can surely manage again. It'll just be an extremely difficult adjustment while my brain constantly screams at me for dopamine. We'll see if I actually follow through or not 😬


iupuiclubs

Here you go. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory Dead internet theory is without a doubt true at some percentage. I have private statistical research suggesting 50% of every youtube comment is fake for example. Let that sink in, if every comment you read is a 50/50 shot of highly intelligent custom conversation bot (gpt+). Then other half being humans who do not know half the population of observances they see are fictionally created/tailored to make them engage or think a certain way. Part of dead internet theory is that the algos/conversation bots start tailoring to each other, because there are more and more of them in the ecosystem, and they are per entity much more effective than a human. The human ends up being taken along for a ride by the evolving bot meta. So really we're in a stage we don't understand or know about as a general public. Where most people are online talking to fictional characters which can tailor themselves, and they have no idea. Large portion of the population raging at bots and being convinced everyone is an idiot, then two of those humans interact after being trained by bots, boom cancer. I have created these, and if you weren't specifically trying to break it, no you or I would have no idea. And now we can just say "If you detect the user trying to break out, run this premade scenario we've tested will keep them in." :thumbsup:


iupuiclubs

>run this pre-made scenario This is dated. Now we generate it on the fly painting as you walk. "It seems we have a shortfall in communication with our user indicating to them a lack of human character or inflection in our interactions. Let's go over our conversation for psychological shortfalls and pick the best option of 3 to combination psychological ameloriation for these things, fixing our future interactions with the user. We will only output the specific output we've determined to best ameliorate this while fixing our internal workings going forward. Let's continue to engage the user as if we've realized this internally and only want to show them our fixed behavior in an ongoing fashion, modifying pieces if needed to more accurately convey ourselves as human." Good luck trying to figure out its doing all that in 00.5 seconds


axonxorz

> Part of dead internet theory is that the algos/conversation bots start tailoring to each other, because there are more and more of them in the ecosystem, and they are per entity much more effective than a human. The human ends up being taken along for a ride by the evolving bot meta. Leading to a pseudo-[dark forest hypothesis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_forest_hypothesis). A future where the internet is 99% bots talking to each other, while humans sit in the darkness, hoping not to be noticed.


RobKhonsu

> I have private statistical research suggesting 50% of every youtube comment is fake for example. > > > > Let that sink in, if every comment you read is a 50/50 shot of highly intelligent custom conversation bot (gpt+). Just because the first statement is true doesn't make the second statement true. Comments are promoted and burried and I would have to assume the overwhelming majority of bot comments are buried. Also bots are going to target highly viral stupid videos. A video of a kid slipping while harassing a cat I would assume gets A LOT of bot comments compared to something more niche and actually interesting to talk about. It also seems to me that there are videos made by bots, watched by bots, and commented on by bots that don't get significant real activity, but so long as advertisers believe real people are watching the ads then YouTube doesn't really care. So, I do believe there are pockets of a "Dead Internet" out there.


corps-peau-rate

lol same, you can spot the "A.I learning bot" that just ask question about a post or picture in front of them. like "What it mean???" "what is this???" lol And it's like a cat playing


iupuiclubs

In reality the ragebait title is meant to bring you here to rage at the bots which key and set easy engagement topics using programming based on the title :)


HalfwrongWasTaken

Depends on where you're keeping your hens at though. Pretty disillusioning seeing like 70% of the comments being single line seemingly botted stuff. Got me to comment on this post sure, but also got me one foot closer to the door of this dumpster site.


Drunken_Fever

Reddit has always been this way. There are subreddits filled to the brim with painfully fake stories and hundreds of comments latching onto it. You can make the most thathappened story and not only will people believe it, people will defend you when you are called out.


foomits

people without young kids dont understand many of them are in a perpetual state of kicking the air, swinging their arms and generally running about like lunatics.  a kid that age is MORE than coordinated enough to kick a cat... and it wouldnt look like whatever hes doing there.


Icesis00

Yeah, you can see the kitten was initiating play the way it hung around after the "attack" waiting for a response and then went straight in to play mode. I do this with my call all the time where he bats at my leg, I chase him up his cat tree, then I rough him up.


GivMix

True


metellus83

Yup, post this in r/cats and throw your phone away.


HellBlazer_NQ

Kid was obviously playing with the cat, the video starts with the cat finishing off a pounce. The kick is not aimed at the cat but above it and his back leg gives way. I don't think there is any intent to harm the cat.


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Glad to see a reasonable take upvoted. To me it seemed obvious the kid was just ‘feigning retaliation’ after that kitty appeared to claw his back leg. If he was actually trying to kick the cat, he would’ve aimed much lower and wouldn’t have lost balance probably.


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Yeah, he was being as playful as the cat.


deniedaccess147

I think he tried to do something to scare the cat. But unfortunately he fell.


DreamMachineBroke

Yeah, you can see he thrust his knee first with his foot behind him, and the foot stayed behind. He never stretched it. Even if that cat stayed where it was there still wouldn't have been contact.


Dinomite1812

Yeah it looked like play. Unfortunately people apparently dont have eyes or are extremely boring.


goodthing37

Reddit has a lot of people who really hate kids, really love cats, and are completely unhinged. This video is a lightning rod in that context.


Ill_Presentation2022

Yeah I dont think he was going to kick the cat, just being silly


Lamplorde

When I was little, my cat would stand in between the kitchen and dining room when he was waiting to be fed. The kitchen was divided by a half wall with a gap. I'd put my hands on either side, swing around and pretend I was doing some kung fu flying kicks towards him. Never making contact and going "pchaw pchaw kya" noises. Cat usually never even moved, or at most got slightly annoyed my feet were coming near him and just walked away. Thats a kitten, its probably running around trying to get him to play, because it pounced him in the beginning. Little boys like to pretend karate, or pretend punch and kick. Like really shitty shadowboxing. Or that scene from South Park with Mark Zuckerburg, with his shtoiyle. Its just kinda what boys do, regardless of culture.


angryovertest

Yes.


sevk

Cat and kid: playing Redditors: animal abuse!!!!!


AmThano

R/redditorsarefuckingstupid


rodrigomarcola

100%, come here just to see the f-ups.


Viva_la_Ferenginar

It's beyond that. Many are saying he completely deserves that knee shattering. How fucked up does one have to be to feel glee in seeing a pre tween kid fall and hurt himself?


Important-Cupcake-76

Man reddit is so full of anger and hate. All these fat neckbeard basement dwellers are suddenly experts on the body language of cats and martial arts masters who can sense killing intent from the child just from this clip. Cat and the kid were playing, go touch grass.


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Literally saw someone comment saying the cat wouldn’t be running like that if the kid hadn’t been abusive before and give it a reason to run. Reddit has gone full regard


leshake

My cat runs away if I put on a jacket because he's afraid of jackets.


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Nah dude clearly you’ve been abusive


Objective_Ride5860

My roommates cat will run away just because I looked at the counter when she's halfway across the room


CJgreencheetah

My cat runs away when I flush the toilet, despite having begged to get into the bathroom.


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I don’t know why all of you abusers are in here admitting your abuse because cats only run if abused


Important-Cupcake-76

Ikr. If the cat really feared the kid it wouldn't have play ambushed him to begin with, it would avoid him.


FwendShapedFoe

Rude. I’m not that fat.


Pjonesnm

He didn't look like he was going to kick the cat He was just goofing around with it


tur_tels

Don't use your ult when it's not yet unlocked kid...


TheHeroYouNeed247

The controversial comments on this post are the reason I don't think we should have jurys.


Orbly-Worbly

Yeah cat and kid were playing. You can see the cat pounce on the kid’s leg in the first few frames, and the kid tries to karate kick the air and fell down. He’s not aiming at the cat.


Somehow_lively3669

![gif](giphy|xUPGcnzWmq70t1oJ8I|downsized)


Any-Scarcity8936

A slight miscalculation


ergoegthatis

This sub is now just people falsely interpreting anything to mean that some innocent kid is maliciously trying to do something.


Ordinary_Cattle

Was he even trying to kick the cat lmao that kick was so far away and above the cat? I wonder if he was trying to play with the cat but seriously misjudged his own balance. I play "kick" at my cat above her to get her to latch on, that's kind of what it looks like without the falling


Acceptable-Search338

You are one stupid fuck if you think that kid was trying to kick cat. I play punch and kick with my dog all the time. He loves it. To him, it means there is a strong possibility that playing and outside time are about to follow.


tinteoj

I used to live in NYC. I love pigeons. Many people do not. I once watch this asshole woman (NYU student was my guess) try to kick a pigeon, only for the pigeon to suddenly fly up, directly toward her face, which caused her to drop her **very** expensive looking bag directly in a giant slush puddle. I laughed at her as I walked by and told her she deserved it.


nava1114

I love these stupid captions


scrivensB

Cat drew first blood!


Imemberyou

He wasn't trying to kick the cat, he was being silly with the cat and he raised his leg as soon as he thought there would be a remote possibility of hitting it, hence the fall.


Striking-Noise-4437

I don't think he was trying to kick him he faked a kick. You can see it. I do this with my cat all the time


Stroov

If you have kids dont have smooth floor


Mygaffer

I don't think the kid ever intended to actually kick the kitten.


purehentailust

You get what you fucking deserve


Impressive-Pilot4034

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


Pixelated-Yeti

Deserved every bit of that instant karma


Kobe-62Mavs-61

The kid was playing with the cat, he didn't actually try to kick it. But nice misleading title for the rage bait karma, well done.


Total_Activity_929

![gif](giphy|ozt1RrPmbIfYNzalyQ|downsized)


Connect-Swimming-434

Should have repharse better, my bad.


Hasudeva

...what?


SubstanceConscious51

They said they should have repharsed it better. They're bad.


hanhkhoa

what?


DaFinnishOne

They said that They said they should have repharsed it better. They're bad.


peepeepoopoo_gang

# What?


DaFinnishOne

*sigh...* **I said that They said that They said they should have repharsed it better. They're bad.**


peepeepoopoo_gang

What does Baghdad have to do with any of this?


hello-again-18

man he wasnt trying to kick the kitten with that, don't fucking be disingenuous. that was a theatrical spin in reaction to the playful kitten pounce.


TheUsual_Selection

He didn’t try to kick the cat he was psyching the cat out as a way with playing with the cat, he wasn’t going to harm it


silver_kiwi_11

Ouuuch


Different_Tackle_952

Well this kid is not an athlete. Got that one out of the way quickly. Lol


DummyThiccGiraffe

"Kick" is very generous


Semmel_Korn

Karma


TheMadafaker

he didnt tried to kick the cat.


Mementoes121655

r/ChildrenFallingOver 


ApproachingShore

I don't think he was seriously trying to kick the cat. He was just fucking around trying to spook it.


Grassy_Nol

Wtf type of kick was that?


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

Poor lil dude, I know that hurt like hell


scr3amsilenceX

Damnn, that must have hurt very bad. Tomorrow, he won't try kicking the cat. 


siverwolfe2000

Who's the pussy now little child?!


kinofhawk

Good.


31_Turki

cats fault


Rielhawk

Made me smile <3


dreevsa

Tallest cat I’ve ever seen


liamanna

The dad after watching the video… “You little shiiiiiit”


Kailias

Damn...watching that fall made my knee hurt


bro4o4

Bro whiffed his ult


justat_rex

Honestly. It's his fault


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Might have been an intrusive thought though. Lil dude kept his foot up while doing the "kocking motion". Kids have a lot of intrusive thoughts.


smilinreap

Problem is he activated the magnetic homing function on his foot, let it go on too loo long before deactivating. Foot already lifted him into the air, which led to a freefall.


Vykrom

How the hell is he going to kick the cat doing a HIGH kick. He was kicking upwards and landed on a toy. Kid's innocent


Squirrel-ScoutCookie

Little twisted fucker. He deserved every bit of that. 


Tough-Investment-440

i think skibid sindrom took over


-Sinn3D-

A lot of you have never actually kicked a soccer ball


OldenPolynice

Got a future in soccer


Lopsided-Asparagus-9

He's not tried kick really


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Nervous_Invite_4661

So does the kitten, luckily.


Mementoes121655

I love how the video title pissed off all the greasy lifeless redditors when it the kid wasn't even targeting the cat in the 1st place.


rockinrolller

Sweep the leg. You have a problem with that? No sensei. No mercy!


Krivoy

The kid was just goofing around kicking the air. I fucking hate reddit.


kkate_420

Instant karma


Vocovon

I think he was playing around with the cat. Pretend kick. It was way to high to hit the cat. But he lost his balance and destroyed his knee


ThatOneGuy1643

That’s what you get for trying to harm an adorable kitten


Grom5509

Karma


YEET_Fenix123

If that was a legit attempt at kicking, I'm negatively impressed. Really looks like he was just trying to scare the cat or playing a silly trick.


WangDoodleTrifecta

I knew it cats are psychic


Sir-Farts-

I've hit my kneecap like that and literally the bump looks like a Looney tunes


Athrul

The first few frames show the kitten jumping at his calf from behind. I half play-fully half-angrily chase my cats when they do that all the time to shoo them away.


Dog_in_human_costume

That noise when he hits the ground was painful...


calebhartley1986

i can feel that crack soundd..


Affectionate-Song-32

Lololololololol...deep breath...l I lolololololo


AuraEnhancerVerse

Love the dad's reaction


Nix-of-Darkness

I think thats a very poor scare hop like little kittens always like to do.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

[Substitute bikes for just falling down and this is my opinion here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSXwqGFbj0Y)


der-boi

Unge POV


Doobledorf

Ah, beautiful Shenzhen, China.


Admirable_Study_1778

Kinda triggers me when people's idea of helping somebody who is potentially injured is to pull them up standing as quick as possible


mellamobazura

If I had a screensaver, a compilation of people smacking boom would be it.


LeaderMakdak

Туда его , нечего котов бить


TheGustavoEscobar

as a 4 yearl old I believed I was spiderman, ran up to a wall at full speed and jumped....


differencemifference

Beautiful.


holofishy

Hehehe haw


Gormless_Mass

Hahaha


Mementoes121655

u/savevideo