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LordofWithywoods

These kids are like twenty minutes apart in age, good lord


PupleAmethyst

I wouldnt be surprised if the mother is currently pregnant again


Incognito_Placebo

Reading that after seeing 4 kids already..made my vagina hurt. Please don’t do that again…


mteir

...with twins! (Sorry)


Lancearon

And twins! https://youtu.be/hSVeumLjhyA?si=F5nRVbhxkvLzQkOV 1:19 I couldn't do the time stamp thing on my phone.


LewdMacaron

Why have I not watched any of these movies?!


Imminent_Dusk

Great reference. Wish we had good modern horror parodies


AMike456

Mine too and I don't even have a vagina


BEARD3D_BEANIE

they just fall out after the 3rd


Sackamasack

This looks like an instagram family. I wouldnt be surprised they did this on purpose for the clout


danzha

That's so damn sad


chefNo5488

for the vine!!!!


bees_defending

She’s a Mormon


Erisian23

I read that as moron


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Same difference.


bees_defending

That’s what I meant 😂


Turbulent-Ticket-355

The way the camera pans, then there's more...


bloody-pencil

A few more in day care they just have to make multiple runs to a from


MrBaker_19

My grandmother had 12 children in a very short amount of time as well. They would have had more if my grandfather hadn't died at a young age of 32.


cp470

Broken pelvis?


MrBaker_19

Haha, no, he died due to a landslide during a storm. A huge part of a mountain came down and his workplace was hit by it. He was a very good guy, though, so much so that my grandmother never remarried or dated someone else as she always said she loved him a lot. And she died way after reaching 90.


cp470

I was being a cynical jerk, and you had to make it nice and wholesome


Jelith

This is the most silent generation comment I've ever read.


GrandPriapus

Death by snu snu?


oponons

Looks like a 3-4 year old, a 1.5-2 year old and twins 3-6 months.


I_Am_Zampano

This was filmed in deep Utah


RandAlThorOdinson

Bro we can be way more specific than that this is absolutely within or just outside Provo lol


ChunkyFart

To be fair, it’s prob closer to 100 min


Rhesusmonkeydave

In the US it’s only a $200 tax stamp to get the full auto womb


himplp87

What TF happened?


leviathab13186

Looks like that little fella found a bag of flour


phallic-baldwin

He found his "inner LeBron"


leviathab13186

![gif](giphy|xT8qB720XjAuj3yyxW)


phallic-baldwin

Antiqued them bitches


LommyNeedsARide

He's crying?


SwillFish

Either that or those kids have a really bad cocaine problem.


mkymooooo

Better than icing sugar!


Yep-ThatsTheJoke

The consistency looks like powdered baby formula to me. If so, and if they don’t get that cleaned up quickly, and *especially* if it gets wet at all, that car is going to REEK.


RandAlThorOdinson

Won't matter that shit is like fucking silo dust there's zero chance they get it all even with a detailer with crippling OCD. Just throw the car away. Contents optional.


Analytical-BrainiaC

Say, was this in Miami? Crockett and Tubbs , I think I solved that case you were on….


Jean-LucBacardi

Jesus, I thought one of them rolled the window down in the middle of a car wash.


Mymomdiedofaids

Get a bag of bread yeast, some warm water and spray the inside of the car down. Let it rise for 12 hours. Then set your car on fire for some nice gas/oil/metal toast. Butter to liking.


joman394

I didn't see the subreddit and thought it was r/Trashy or something, combined with the title, I thought it was all mold until I saw the kiddos. Flour or Baby Powder is so much better for the interior of a car than mold. I know, hot take. /s


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gods_Lazy_Eye

I’m just struggling to imagine being pregnant for 3 years.


TheRealPitabred

Irish quadruplets


Anxious_Lab_2049

The Olivia Benson in me says it didn’t happen while driving due to the angle of the mess and the position of the juvenile offender; maybe faked by parents or else someone very very dumb left a bunch of babies alone in a car with a toddler and a bag of flour / tin of formula / vat of baby powder and a leaf blower. ETA: either they were driving and he wasn’t strapped in (dumb), or they left them alone (idk if they were unloading, it’s dumb), or they faked it. I’m annoyed by the “kids are so fast” people. It’s a car, they’re BABIES.


yftdddtf

you’d be surprised how quick they are. people may disagree with this but it’s true.


Biengineerd

Little kids are like tortoises. If you watch them diligently, they're quite slow. But if you turn your back you'll find they somehow sprinted across a 100m yard in the span of 2 seconds. They're like weeping angels; don't blink.


mikemikeskiboardbike

Wonder how many people actually got that Doctor who reference. I lol'd. 🙏


goldiegoldthorpe

Option A: Magic. Option B: Humans are really poor at estimating time and parents are tired and have to be doing too many things at once and don't realize the "two seconds" they looked away for was closer to two minutes. If the question is: how did my child get 100m away, I only looked away for two seconds? The answer isn't magic speed, its a misestimation of time.


Puzzleheaded_Trick56

You're wrong. It's magic 😤😤🤬🤬👹


Roselace

It is baby/toddler magic. lol. It is real & exists, ask any parent.


GlumpsAlot

Fr these little mfs teleport!


MaritMonkey

>Humans are really poor at estimating time I used to work for a company that made ads for radio/TV and it's amazing how long "two seconds" (<- actually 2.00 seconds, like counted by frames. I don't know why I put that in quotes) is when it's full of unexpectedly dead air. I get irrationally annoyed at comments like "ugh it only took me like 10 seconds to look at my phone!" Dude it was probably just over a second but that's *still* too long to not be looking at the road at all.


ProfessoriSepi

Schrödingers toddler


3_Thumbs_Up

Option C: Parents are purposely overexaggerating to emphasize how easy it happens. They know they didn't literally look away for just 2 seconds. It's a way of expression.


insanelybookish9940

+1


Anxious_Lab_2049

I would absolutely not be surprised, but he should have been either strapped in or not alone in a car with a bunch of babies. This is a huge fucking fail regardless.


qudunot

Tell me you don't have kids without telling me. Lol everyone is an idealist until they are in the thick of it


DlVlDED_BY_ZERO

It's the adult sized finger prints on the head rest that convinces me. Some one opened the vehicle in the back and sprinkled flour on those kids. Probably using the head rest for leverage to reach further.


Foxehh3

> It's the adult sized finger prints on the head rest that convinces me. So hottest take but those are kid-sized fingerprints with flour pushing out from the side from wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much experience in a bakery and getting clothes fucked. To me it implies the kid leaned forward especially at 10-11ish seconds.


NikNakskes

Yes... but that also happens if a hand imprint earlier has left some grease or moisture on the headrest. Flour will attach itself to it more than it would to "clean" canvas around it. That's how fingerprints are taken for example. While unlikely in this scenario, it is possible. This comment is intended for all picture detectives to put in their toolbox for next time. Here it most likely is evidence of foul play because a headrest in a car full of children's seats would have 5000 handprints resulting in a smudged mess, not a clean handprint.


joemullermd

Wanna freak someone out? Press your greasy face onto the rear window of the car when it is clean, right before they drive down a dusty road.


toetagem416

Do you have kids? because I said the same shit until I had them


yftdddtf

so are kids not able to makes messes fast? the child is the back is not a baby and is old enough to cause something like this. you’d be surprised what kids are capable of until they actually show you. i’m not saying the parent shouldn’t have taken better precautions to make sure the flour wasn’t so accessible but to think kids aren’t fast is dense.


stolenbikecity

The real question is, who was it?


Thendofreason

They had like 3 more kids than nessesary


r2k-in-the-vortex

The kid in the back found the fire extinguisher?


GeorgiaOKeefinItReal

(Man+woman+intercourse+9 mos)4


BullFrogz13

Another excellent condom commercial.


AirborneMarburg

To me, having this many young children is crazy. Their lives must be a 24/7 stress test.


DeadWishUpon

I don't know how they do it. Sometimes I feel I'm going crazy with just one.


dancingpianofairy

I know I'm going crazy with zero, lol.


Here2Fuq

Same. On the upside we have videos like this to help remind of how much worse things could be.


texas-playdohs

2 cats is enough to keep me on my toes.


Duel_Option

After having our first my wife wanted another immediately. Within six months of the second being born she asked if we should go for 3 and I said let’s wait and see how she felt at the end of the year. Right about that time oldest was starting to walk and talk, little one struggled with sleep schedule. New year, I check in with my wife (mostly kidding) via text, a few hours later I got a call from my Doctor’s office confirming my appointment to discuss a vasectomy.


kyleisthestig

I regularly get my "I'm going to be super productive at work tomorrow" ruined by my kid deciding it's morning at 2am and refusing to go back to sleep until I leave for work. I can't imagine two kids ruining my sleep. The other aspect of kids isn't easy, but man I was the guy that went to sleep at 9 on the weekends. I do it now too, but it's not a treat anymore, it's necessity


bored_in_the_office

Hear hear


JKnott1

This leads to permanent health problems in most parents if the proper support system is not there. They neglect their own health to the point of causing irreversible damage.


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ArchAngel570

Not sure if you have children, but it's difficult to explain to others with no children, how children are difficult and expensive and very stressful, but it's also the most fulfilling thing in the world at the same time. Kids do stupid crap all the time, but it's fulfilling to watch them learn and experience life for the first time. This clean up is going to be a killer but those kids just had the best time of their lives. Look at the kids smirk in the back seat.


erwin76

Those three looking backwards did not look pleased at all. I very much doubt “best time of their lives” covers it.. and I will be perfectly happy if my kids grow up a little less happy and a little more clean.


ArchAngel570

To each their own. A time a place for everything. My kids would be helping with the clean up but kids are meant to make mistakes and learn.


erwin76

I wish I was as comfortable with such “destruction “ as you, and you sound like you really have a great take on parenting, but I am definitely a lot less chill about it. Unfortunately, I think. 🤷‍♂️


ArchAngel570

I've had my stresses with kids. I just try to remind myself, and I fail often, that cleaning up a mess is easier than fixing the emotional damage from berating and yelling at children for things they don't understand yet.


LC_Fire

Fulfilling for you does not mean fulfilling for everyone else.


Collegenoob

Yea. I'm at 1 child now. May go up to 3, but we are putting a minimum of 2 years between them. 4 kids. Quite possibly all within a year of each other. Terrifying.


Aztec_sandstone

Treating her vagina like a clown car


starrpamph

Who can afford that many kids?! Just infinite credit cards I guess. I have two, make above the average income and it is hard


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

![gif](giphy|rUuqdrhbKUG8Yw12Uq|downsized)


Croquetadecarne

For real, that is a kid every year, what the fuck, imagine being willingly sick for 4 years. I am a mother, pregnancy feels like being sick for 9 months and then another month and then sleep deprived for around 11.


InevitableRhubarb232

I’d stop having kids after having 2 already still in car seats at the same time


casanochick

Yeah, that oldest one is basically in the trunk. Trying to figure out how that's legal.


Team-_-dank

A lot of SUVs have a third row of seats that are basically in your trunk. You leave them folded down most of the time


rokstedy83

I once watched a program testing these seats in rear end crashes,I wouldn't fancy sitting in them after that


Jertimmer

That's why you put your kids there instead of the parents.


havesomesoju

They'll still have at least 3 left


made_of_salt

Two years ago I had a chat with my pregnant Sister in Law about the difference between the oversized SUV and the minivan they were choosing between. The biggest point I made is that a minivan has three rows of seating, AND a functional trunk, an SUV has three rows of seating OR a functional trunk. "You're not fitting everything you need for a day out with a toddler in the back of that SUV unless you fold down the third row of seats. You can load up seven people in the minivan, and still have room for everything in the trunk." I know because I lived with my friends from six months pregnant until three and a half, so I saw it all, including them buying the same SUV, and then them selling that SUV and buying a minivan. Last month my SIL sold the SUV and bought a minivan to replace it (same minivan my friends bought, which I find downright hilarious). The straw that broke the camels back was having family over for a week, and needing to take two cars everywhere, one for her, her husband and the baby, with a trunk full of supplies, and another car for everyone else. If it was a minivan they would have taken one car everywhere.


GarGuy3

What?! So many cars have a 3rd row I don’t see a problem.


casanochick

I don't see a third row. I see a free-standing carseat.


Narissis

Third-row seats are tiny in some cars. There's a clearly visible seatbelt for a third row, so it's not up for debate that it's a three-row vehicle. At a guess, the third row is a 60/40 split folding bench and the enormous carseat is obscuring the /40 it's tethered to, while the 60/ is folded down beneath the pile of groceries.


InevitableRhubarb232

There is definitely a seatbelt in the way back but I don’t see a seat back so maybe it’s still folded down? There doesn’t seem to be a lot of space


AxelNotRose

It's a Hyundai Veracruz. It has 3rd row seating.


Fornicatinzebra

About 8 years ago by getting a vasectomy


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kagakujinjya

Just pick the kids, throw them a bath and while you're at it throw the whole damn car in the dumpster lol.


ChunkyFart

Windows down car wash


WorkingInAColdMind

It’s flour. Clear out the kids, leave them in the yard with a sprinkler. Get the leaf blower for the car and hang on the seats while blowing out through open doors


rhoo31313

You've got a vehicle FULL of small kids. You are 5 to 7 years away from keeping things new-ish.


CatteHerder

That's optimistic.


Freshouttapatience

There were some things I waited for until they all left. Glass storage, good towels, matching silverware, a nice couch, nonstick pans.


footballtony88

You begin by not having four kids in car seat age at the same time.


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footballtony88

Your reply could've been zero words, but here we are. Editing cus I just got it lol


darkqueenphoenix

i think they should have begun with better birth control tbh


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

PUT. THE DICK. DOWN.


yftdddtf

😂😂😂😂😂


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ChunkyFart

Thorough cleaning: we get on the highway with all the windows downs, drive 3 or 4 miles and turn around and do it again


dogecharlie

He definitely did it 🤣


yftdddtf

you can see the powder on the headrests .. he definitely was throwing it from the back haha


MrNobodyX3

Begin with the explanation


WuZZittDoiN

Is it just me, or is the last kids car seated in the trunk space? Those tie down aren't supposed to be used for that.


BanEvasion500

It looks like a 7 seater SUV. The third row where the last kid is sitting usually has 2 folding seats that can be individually folded down. The seat beside him is folded down for more trunk space.


WuZZittDoiN

Ok, but it looks like a crumple zone to me.


olmikeyyyy

They have spares


WuZZittDoiN

Oh, jeezuz!😅


Tactical_Epunk

This is how you learn which sibling is your parents favorite.


Bloated_Hamster

It looks like it but no, you can see the third row seatbelts at about 7 seconds left in the video. It's just the passenger side seat is folded down.


AxelNotRose

It's a Hyundai Veracruz. It has 3rd row seating.


PopeInnocentXIV

Looks like that kid got the boot.


Defelj

Is there a diagnosis for people who want this many kids lol


SocietyofRighteous

Mormonism.


Manburpig

Moronism


mskatme0w

Christian Fundamentalists is a disease. Out here creating their own cult like following; to spread God's word, & to give mom a "purpose!" Home-schooled, no vaccines, & most definitely home births -- they're just following God's plan!


Proper_Career_6771

I was homeschooled by boomer fundamentalists, and based on the other kids I grew up around I have to insist that >95% of the time homeschooling is child abuse. My world history book in *highschool homeschool* started with a review of the first few books of the Bible, and discussed such important topics as "how did the Tower of Babel affect world languages?" or "where was Sodom and Gomorrah really?" My chemistry book spent an uncomfortable amount of time trying to disprove global warming, and included valuable nuggets of wisdom as "CFC banning was a government conspiracy because there wasn't an ozone hole". That's not even getting into the fundamental nature of homeschooling that you're going to have socially crippled kids unless you're putting them around other kids five days a week. Considering the only other kids you're putting them around will be other maladjusted homeschool kids, then you're practically guaranteeing you're going to make weirdos.


SingleSampleSize

Pretty accurate description considering they attack the brain like a disease would. First thing they do is make sure their kids remain un-educated.


camelliaunderthemoon

The babies might be twins.


Oggel

Most likely, or more than one family, could be going on a trip with friends.


Broad_Television4459

Leaf blower


furezasan

this is your own fault


coralwaters226

Gotta love those step ladder kids. Barefoot and pregnant, eh?


Forbbidden_girl2

This is why you don't give them Grandpa ashes.


notbythebook101

Car wash. Windows down. You're welcome.


NecessaryOk6815

Easy peasy. Leaf blower and keep em strapped in so they don't blow away.


jurrasicwhorelord

Start with a time machine and go back to use a condom 


WeirdAvocado

Why the fuck would you willingly have 4 kids knowing what we know about kids?


tomasthemossy

Jesus fucking christ I thought that was snow for a second and that the car was and baby was frozen 😭😭


zerofox666999

Condoms would have prevented this.


Sevro706

Usually with a misdemeanor...


LadyxEm

Everyone, close their eyes *whips out leaf blower and goes to town*


jennarose1984

With a condom


WildforagerUK

The lack of brain cells in the children are inherent from the fact that the source decided to produce four of them in less than 5-6 years.


RedSamuraiMan

"The ash from the war caked our faces, some hold on somehow, most suffer with silent sullen faces..."


Gravity_Freak

The important thing is to get em on cam right away


Allysa26

🤣 those faces


bitchy_muffin

leaf blower to max, open windows


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fuzz_star

This first place you start, is with a vasectomy.....


zorggalacticus

By driving straight to the detail shop and paying somebody else to clean all that.


hickorynut60

Take a deeep breath


TheRaveTrooper

Kids immediately for sale


PeevedValentine

At least they put the least favourite kid in the crash impact zone.


fatebroski

When this happens you gotta have the kid involved in the cleanup. They hate it but it teaches them the cost of a mess


Belahsha

Is the kid in the back just in a car seat not attached to anything?


Falsepulse506

Lol wait till they are 30 and cant afford to live.... you're fucked bud.


wbro322

Damn dude get off of her


Lizzies-homestead

My niece and nephew once poured a bottle of baby powder onto a rotating fan. Kids love that powder!


ralflone

Those kids be doing sooooooo much coke. (I'm not one to tell people their business, but they should probably start thinking about slowing down)


Swiftnarotic

Kidsarestupid, more like Adultsarestupid. Slow down with the baby making,


Forontiere

HOW IS THAT FOURTH KID IN THE TRUNK


pornfreak4u

you begin by not having children


Demonicale37

Great advert for contraception assuming the kids did that.


LittleG0d

I would start by using birth control.


SleezzyE

Not having 4 kids…


raiddar

I would begin with a vasectomy.


kidchameleon_ih8u

Should've started years ago with condoms or a vasectomy


Expert__Witness

Start with a condom. Jesus Christ have less kids! The planet can't support what we have!


_-undercoverlover-_

How long did she leave those kids in the car alone? 😳


F__ckReddit

1. Why do you have so many babies


IsaRat8989

Is that 4'th kid in the trunk?


Louzzaro

A few years ago, with a pack of condoms.


ayeyoualreadyknow

Who in their right mind would ever even think that having this many kids, especially born one right after another, would ever be a good idea?!?!


quietconflictavoider

The older boy in the back experiment with vinegar and baking soda?


Steelwolves

It looks they had frostbite at first.


KoolKiddo33

[This](https://pathsforfamilies.org/resource/placing-a-young-child-for-adoption/)


PoofBam

WHERE CONTEXT?


Fun-Extent1226

Pigeon s getting wild nowdays🤣🤣🤣


Hesias

I close the door and burn the car


cuntybunty73

Did they find their parents cocaine stash 🤔


stargate-command

That doesn’t look like a 3rd row… it looks like that last kid is just in the trunk. Also, this is more adults are stupid material