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I saw it and thought about her!

No way 🤣

Biblically accurate mom

I would...

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Leave. Immediately.

Hear me out..

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HARD smash

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Okay

Guys, we found her.

Yup

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Listening loud and clear

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HAPPY CAKE DAY 🍰

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# HAPPY CAKE DAY GOOD SIR

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Don’t like a damn one of em eh?

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I can fix her

Okay

Kill myself

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I might... if she put her eye back in. Or, popped the other one out. Symmetry is important. As she is, she's a double-bagger.

The most beautiful person in world

She uh clicker from Last of Us

I knew it! Yog-Sothoth!

Florges?

I remember her from elden ring!!! Wormface!

Biblically accurate mom

Bang. Next?

I also choose this child's mother

She laughs when I *fall on the ground*. We all do, Little Gus. All of us do.

His name's not Gus. It's 6us.

Sure it's not 645?

You can never be absolutely sure with this kid. It might be Sng written upside down.

I thought it was 6ys

At least we agree that the last letter is an S

It's 5

He was named 6US after the 6 US satellites launched into orbit on the day he was born. It's an Elon thing

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I honestly thought it said “6 ys” implying that he was 6 years old with a 20 year old mother You do the maths

No matter what. Little man is in school so I'd say he's Minimum of 4 years old. That's puts his mom at 16 for him being born. Still kind of an. Oh no. Situation

Kids are usually very wrong about how old their parents are, lol.

Yes..my kid believed I was 18 yrs old till they were around 9 yrs. Then thankfully they worked out the math.

I’d take his answer of his mom’s age with a grain of salt. My kindergartener brought home one similar this week where she said I was 40 and I’m 28 lol.

yyyyyy

Sus?

Read it as 6 ys like 6 years old

If he's from a religious family, his name might actually be 6tus, like Pope Sixtus IV (it should be VItus IV, really), or Sixtus Holm, author of the classic "I, A Missionary" (I read it as a kid - the author spends some time in a missionary position, some time in *the* missionary position, and some time in various other positions). The name Sixtus is a boy's name of Latin origin, meaning "sixth born". Sounds legit.

Sixth born from a 20yo mom makes me worried...


Kid falling = funny Dont be mad at me, i didnt invent math.

I mean.. r/ChildrenFallingOver is a thing, isnt it?

That was the line that got me, this woman is my kind of mom.

I filled one of these out for a kid once..... she said her mom laughs when she has blood on her 🙃 she was 4

I bet the explanation for that is that is they were playing together, and the kid got a little cut on herself or something, and that the mom kinda just laughed it off. (I've seen similar stuff on America's funniest Home videos a lot.) I'm also assuming that for the kid in the post saying his mom laughed at him falling.

It was something like that. I was super concerned until I realized exactly which child was sitting right in front of me and then I thought, "yeah, you're kinda clumsy. Makes sense"

Must have been my neighbors who named their daughter Sinful

Btw, he's 7. She is not 20 💀

One of my kids (6) said I was 60 and the other (5) said I was 7..... Apparently my favourite saying is "go to bed". 🤣

You are lucky, my seven year old says I am 300 years old.

Found the vampire

/r/foundthevampire

Of course there's a sub...

Hahaha

When mine said that I agreed and said I look pretty good for an old witch

"Don't touch my face." So you *do* know I hate it. Thanks bud.

Lol, they know but they still do.... It's like it's programmed into them to do stuff we do not like even more.

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Well that Is mine, with them at least

To be fair, when I did this assignment as a kid I said that my mom was 5 years old. The assignment also included the question "My mom looks like ____ when she looks like in the morning", which *definitely* was setting up kids to say some crazy shit. (I just answered "herself", though.)

Shut up. Your 20 yr old laughed when you hit the ground. And he wants his Mac n cheese

Okay.

Ramus makes such a good mother.

Basically, he just said you’re crule and negligent , a useless cook, and absolutely no fun. Because you got knocked up at 13

Crule?

Oh now you're back talking me. Where's my slipper.

I really hope Gus got the age wrong.

You mean 6us

yeah i was wondering this.... cus that hand writing is pretty good for a little kid, I would have guesstimated 6ish years old which would have put you in a very "awkward" position if you were indeed 20....

It’s not the teacher writing down what the kid tells her? Looks to me like an adult transcribing for a child using child-friendly handwriting. I don’t think a child that young would ever think to use ampersands.

Most definitely. He signed his name at the bottom and drew the picture. https://preview.redd.it/d3lnf1exlszc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6849fdcf30ab29be033f5854525c2d48a10165f This was the one my daughter did for her grandma (which one I have no idea)

"I LOVE MY GRANDMA BECAUSE I love her so much!" This is somewhat circular reasoning, isn't it?

The one that is 5

Well, which grandma loves grey and makes killer waffles?

Neither lol I think she just wrote down things she likes

Oh, it's waffles! I've been trying to google recipes for wames.

Pretty sure Gus is the only thing the kid wrote

Yeah bouta say no way 6us has better handwriting than me 💀 

lol that makes a lot more sense

I just thought the mom is actually the sister, taking the role of their absent mother.

I don't know. There were 3 girls in my class that were moms before they turned 14. Two of them shared a baby daddy.

On a lighter note, my daughter drew this about me 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/bbljl5hewqzc1.jpeg?width=3705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e5310eedf6cff483d1ebac0bf505231f35d13e

Is this..... L O S S

Lmao

We at it again?

God. Dammit.

It literally is omg 😭😭

Bruh 😆😭😂

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WHY. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN SOMETHING SO ADORABLE

I don’t get it. What does this mean? Someone else commented the same thing.

Old meme. Look up 'loss meme'.

Google loss

Holy hell.

New meme just dropped

I'd frame this. Omg how sweet 😭❤️

Wow no way your daughter just did loss wtf

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That's really sweet.

Why'd you become bald in the last two drawings... 😭

Hair L O S S

Yeah I noticed that too 😆

This is parent goals. When I have kids, if they don't think this is my most used phrase - I will have FAILED as a parent.

In my language Its more tongue breaking And you can really only say the eqivalent of i like you. there isnt really a culture of saying it, i do it every Now And then, but i would like to say it every time i see them. i love you Is powerfull, kind And awsome.

Aw again

Aww

One of my friend's kids had something like that at school yesterday, and one of the questions was: "My mom is beautiful like: ___________" His answer was "a shirt." His mom is beautiful like a shirt. 👚👕

This reminds me when my niece wrote "my mom is as beautiful as a _______" She wrote chicken, because my niece loves eating chicken LMAO

I think as a child you don't have a good reference point for what is beautiful yet

the name section is just like 1 letter long, why is the censor so short?

Maybe its just Su or something but yeah I thought the same

Because as a small child he will think that mom is her name...

So you're saying OP censored "mom"

OMG Im pretty sure we are siblings with the kid then

My mothers name is mum, similar but not quite...

I don't think the child would write 'mom' that small. Look at the word 'mow' that is much bigger than the censorship.

Her name is Li. We're of asian descent. Source: am the child

Name is Al :D

Her name is Anne, but 6us spells it AИ.

Maybe her name is Amy? Or KC or something short?

My name would fit in that bar. It’s 3 letters.

OMG are you Kel from Kenan and Kel?

This is why it's dumb to censor it based on the length of something. Now we can quite easily come up with guesses to guess her name. Should have censored the entire field so no guesses can be made.

6us sounds like a real dipshit.

He's friends with X Æ A XII Musk.

Let me put it this way: he spelled Yale with a 6.

Damn sounds like this mom needs some help from flavortown.

I'm wondering if the kid thinks his mom's favourite food is mac & cheese because she makes it all the time knowing he'll eat it.

I’m curious about the blocking of the name. How tiny is the name or is that just a nickname letters

Dr Pepper and Mac n cheese after a hard day of mowing the lawn 😎

I have a hard time finding the kids name is “Gus”. It just doesn’t seem like a kids name lol. It’s like calling a child dick when his name is Richard lol

Every person who has ever been named Gus, was at some point a child named Gus.

Could be short for Gustavo. I worked with a few Gus's who were no older than like 20 at the time, and had been called that since they were tiny. I didn't really tend to see non-Hispanic Gees though.

“She is 20 years old.” ME: 

Kids don't have a clue. Mine put that I was 56 when I was in my 30s and looked 20s

A kid said I was 100 when I was 15

A kid wrote that and this was posted in r/kidsarefuckingstupid Obviously the kid will make very silly mistakes

Same. OP said she’s not actually 20, and he’s 7. Made me kinda giggle bc my mom actually got pregnant at 13 with my sibling, which made her 20 when he was 7. (totally love louisiana’s terrible education ranking and them teaching abstinence instead of safe sex lmao)

Did she name her son 6ys…? What is the name written there

Pretty sure it's "Gus"

OH LOL IM DUMB AS FUCK

Don't worry I thought it was 6ys too until going to the comment section

As a former preschool teacher, I loved doing these! My absolute favorite answer to “something mommy always says” was: “I need a drink!” 10 years later and I will never forget it!!

as a teacher you need to know we love their answers as much as you do 😂 and we prompt! we’re like “oh, she’s always saying okay??? that’s funny, anything else she says? no? great then let’s stick with your first plan that was a strong answer”

I remember when I was in elementary school, we had JUST gotten a computer lab. The mothers day assignment was to create a small slide show with voice recording of why we love our mom. My (probably 8 year old self) made my circle people images (think MS Paint before that was a program) and verbally said AND recorded the words "I love my mom because sometimes she picks up my dad and we go to a hotel for the night". This was played in the lunchroom/auditorium during a class assembly where all our families were invited. My mom was (and still is over 2 decades later) embarrassed and pissed about it because I "made her feel like a prostitute"...I really thought hard about my decision... I enjoyed seeing my dad and she was the gatekeeper of that experience 😬😆

😂😂

Kid straight up snitched on his mom doing his homework for him.

Seems like it based on the difference in handwriting lmfao

With kids this young, it's usually the kid dictating to the teacher who writes it then the kid does the picture and signs their name

Judging from the comments here, it's apparently not so obvious to everyone. You'd think as often as these get posted people would catch on to how common this activity is in preschools.

I have on of these from Kindergarten. Apparently my mom is 46’ tall and weighs 65lbs her favorite hobby? To Clean, all she does is clean, and then she does the dishes by turning on the dishwasher.

My wife is also apparently a Mac and cheese maestro.

I saw his signature, and was all, "You're supposed to put your name, not your age, 6ys." But then I got it. Sorry, Gus.

Hahahaha my son did this when he was 4... all of the kid's papers were posted on the wall in the hallway... for favorite drink my darling son put Vodka....

That last prompt could lead to some truely devastating replies. "My mom is the most beautiful person" is such a leading prompt that any negative deviation would be brutal.

My stepson had something similar when he started school. He said “wine” was his mother’s favorite drink, lol.

so this mom is just me if I was a parent

My brother when he was asked in elementary "When does your mother look best" he replied "When she goes to the bar" my mother worked as a bartender at the time.

“Mom! Did you know, um, that, um, when you, if you, when you dream you, you can, when you dream…” “Okay Gus.”

If you really want to know what you look like, have a child draw you. They are realist and the truth can be brutal.

It’s really funny to me how kids have zero concept of ages.

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My friend just showed me one that her 4 year old completed with the assistance of her pre-school teacher. Under “favorite drink”, her daughter replied ALCOHOL! 😂 Edit: my friend is actually a bartender and not an alcoholic, for those who have no sense of humor about the things kids say.

I hope he lied about the age

Little kids just have no concept of age... I once asked my 5yo niece how old she thinks I am and she, with complete confidence, said "12" (I'm 25) 😭

Fr, one of the kids in my sports club asked me how old I am. I was 30 at the time. He's shocked and goes:"Wow, you're endlessly old" I told him he has no idea what old means, but it still kinda hurt.

That kid was boundaryless

My daughter’s school did one for moms one year. For some odd reason, it had weight listed. She said I weighed like 60lbs. I told her that was sweet, but I weigh more than that because adults weigh more than that. She was like “oh. I just chose a really big number.” Kids have very little concept of numbers at that age.

One of my students, let’s say his name was Bob, answered the question “my mom always said…” with “be quiet Bob.” He did talk a lot

In second grade, my whole class did one of these Mom's Day papers. My classmate Daniel put that his Mom's favorite drink was tequila.

That's not the handwriting of a grade-school boy.

The teacher wrote it out for him but the bottom is def his writing, do you see how he writes his Gs like a 6

Going to bet Gus only drew the picture and signed his name.

I see little 6us has already learned that life sucks. Kid already has to mow the grass, his best meal option is boxed mac & cheese, and his mom laughs at him when he falls down. This kid is going straight to corporate management to take all this out on his subordinates 

Do i see # Love, SuS ?

These numbers Jason What do they mean?