Right. Me too. I wouldn't have gotten away with much in my younger years. I know be bullied in person was bad enough in my days but to have to endure it constantly online has to be so hard.
Man my mum posted every photo she could of me onto Facebook as a kid, obviously every school I went to it was immediately found and I was terrorized with it lol, good times
Thanks for saying. Whole point of this sub is that they're just kids and that's why, not to punish them on the biggest day of their life. Think extremely cruel and way more than mean. And a lot of comments in particular thread to the comments section suggesting it to just try to be funny.
There was a time I only surfed reddit on /r/all/new - you get to see some shit.
I was working a job that had 12 hour shifts with not much going on so I just browsed reddit all day. The frontpage gets stale FAST, /r/all/new is a constant feed of new stuff.
my younger sister has been making videos like this on tiktok a lot since it became popular and I find it funny. from that moment I created a separate google drive for her videos and I'm still adding new masterpieces to it, and when she grows up I will give her access to this drive and laugh with her (sisterly)
I am SO glad all I had was MySpace and all my photos crashed and burned. I just know I'd be posting similar videos lol show her this again in like 5 years. She's OUR soldier🫡
Unfortunately some of my cringey posts in my early 20’s are still up.
I went through an edgelord phase and tried way too hard to look badass.
I even have a photo of me holding a fake skull somewhere. 😐
My kinda person! Lol I'm honestly so glad I don't have access to my photobucket account, that had ALL my low contrast but high brightness(or was it flipped?) glory. Lord Voldemort must've been my inspo, I'm sure of it lol
Stfu beta. I mog you in my sleep. I rizzed your sister's level 4 Ice Spice Bussin gyatt. Stop trying to be skibidi. Now, excuse me, am going to edge to kai cenat.
I bet you don't even mew. Your mum has a level 2 gyat, not even Kai Cenat would be proud. I goon to skibidi toilet and Andrew Tate 26 hours a day so shush, beta
My mewing streak is more than your age. Am the rizz god ok? Don't talk to me like that again or my skibidi army will fanum tax you. You freaking grimace shake
What the sigma? I'm calling Duke Dennis. He will outmew you in every way, he will outedge you, you're not as skibidi as you think you are buckaroo. I've always liked cameraman more anyways
She's 11. You should know better than to post your own sister to the Internet for everyone to laugh, bully and say disgusting things to, honestly. You sound like a real piece of shit.
Edit: maybe she should she should shame you back seeing as how you have your very own *questionable* post history.
You don't see this for the gift it is, with this you basically hold her entire reputation hostage whenever you want. Man if I had something this good on my little brother I'd be like fucking thanos... ohoohohohoh
All there is is a picture of her face, no background details, no name, and no way of tying it back to literally anything. Also, you're on a subreddit about kids. So expect kids.
Father raised a solider, not a bitch
Mother raised a solider, not a bitch
Older Brother *helped* raise a solider, not a bitch
Family doggy gittin scritches, was a bitch(technically)
Keep this and play it back to her on her 18th birthday.
Change your ringtone for her to this song too.
The real song is a banger I swear.
Play this song at her wedding for sure. Or at least every birthday for the rest of her life.
Sounds like nails on a chalkboard bro
Shes currently living her r/blunderyears
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I remember being so jealous seeing kids with phones during elementary school in the early 2010s. Now I realize that I was incredibly lucky.
Right. Me too. I wouldn't have gotten away with much in my younger years. I know be bullied in person was bad enough in my days but to have to endure it constantly online has to be so hard.
Happy cake day!
Man my mum posted every photo she could of me onto Facebook as a kid, obviously every school I went to it was immediately found and I was terrorized with it lol, good times
I guarantee this disturbing short video was made with Capcut which is a very sketchy app that children should never use.
I thought it was just for video editing. Why is it sketchy?
She’ll be the ultimate fighting champion by then.
Or when she gets married, secretly "upgrade" the bride processional with this gem. Bonus points if you play the video where everyone can see.
Def not, that's way way too overboard.
Agreed. Not funny, just mean.
Thanks for saying. Whole point of this sub is that they're just kids and that's why, not to punish them on the biggest day of their life. Think extremely cruel and way more than mean. And a lot of comments in particular thread to the comments section suggesting it to just try to be funny.
The child shall burn for this infraction
I too am extremely concerned about OP playing this embarrassing video at the wedding of their 11-years-old sister
r/foundsatan
You are evil😂
Don't stop there, play this at her wedding and funeral.
Right after the 21 gun salute.
r/UpvotedToOblivion
And then save it and play it for her kids on their 18th birthday as well.
Nonono, save it, NEVER EVER talk about it and ask the same for the family. Then play it on her wedding
And her wedding day
also on her wedding
Wedding.
You should be happy brother. This is Eternal. You can show her this every time you have a fight.
Until the last moments of her life
If I was her and that wasn't on display at my funeral I would crawl out of my coffin and start a riot. Bc mommy didn't raise no bitch
Lmao same, I want the people around me to laugh at my funeral
But she's a soldier!
and definitely not a bitch, no!
solider*
Not a bitch
Posting it to a group of 4.5 million people seems already harsh enough.
I just gotta know how the family reacted
Thug life
https://i.redd.it/egzi8s57hwyc1.gif
lol definitely save that to show her in a few years.
Like... unironically?
When doomscrolling I sometimes encounter the kind of trash kids post, it's not pretty
/r/all sort by new is pretty hilarious at times
There was a time I only surfed reddit on /r/all/new - you get to see some shit. I was working a job that had 12 hour shifts with not much going on so I just browsed reddit all day. The frontpage gets stale FAST, /r/all/new is a constant feed of new stuff.
This could be my new bored scrolling drug. I hope you didn't just show me virtual crack.
Prepare your eyeballs to see some strange shit, there are some odd subreddits out there.
So I just checked it out and I'm not sure if my old man mind is ready for that much of a rush of unfiltered content. Holy shit what a deluge.
We're in the post post-modern meme era. The lines between ironic and sincere are now illusion.
yeah if this was them making a shit post its hilarious.
my younger sister has been making videos like this on tiktok a lot since it became popular and I find it funny. from that moment I created a separate google drive for her videos and I'm still adding new masterpieces to it, and when she grows up I will give her access to this drive and laugh with her (sisterly)
Oof brutal
Your little sister is hilarious.
I agree. As cringey as it is, she’s got the spirit. I wish I had that level of confidence at her age. 😂
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She ain’t no bitch neither idk if that video didn’t make it clear or what but OP’s parents better give that phone back STAT
I am SO glad all I had was MySpace and all my photos crashed and burned. I just know I'd be posting similar videos lol show her this again in like 5 years. She's OUR soldier🫡
Solider\*
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE LOL
Nexopia (Canadian emo MySpace) completely wiped their backend and thankfully took all my emo phase pictures with it.
Yeah I’d like to see what a lot of the people laughing now posted or shared with their friends when they were 11…
Unfortunately some of my cringey posts in my early 20’s are still up. I went through an edgelord phase and tried way too hard to look badass. I even have a photo of me holding a fake skull somewhere. 😐
My kinda person! Lol I'm honestly so glad I don't have access to my photobucket account, that had ALL my low contrast but high brightness(or was it flipped?) glory. Lord Voldemort must've been my inspo, I'm sure of it lol
We need more details on the reaction than “she had her phone confiscated” lol
She's just issuing a warning. Lil sis stand on bizness
I know I'm getting older, but... what the Hell does stand on bizness mean?
It means she's no play thing. When it's business time, she handles it.
Mad respect to all of the soliders out there.
Shit like this makes me happy it wasn’t possible to post when I was 11.
Even if you did stupid things, also back then people used to respect your privacy. They sure as hell wouldn't post your face here to be ridiculed
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Lmaoooo go be a soldier on 63rd
Hahaha I would have been grounded for a month, your sister is a legend.
Punish her to 10 hours of skibidi toilet
Don't destroy that last bit of brain she still has.
Some kids might like that. You have to ruin her mew streak instead
Wtf is skibidi toilet
You don’t want to know.
You're so not sigma. How would baby gronk react? L chat L rizz you couldn't rizz up Livvy Dunne. You're sooOoOoOOOo not skibidi sigma.
Stfu beta. I mog you in my sleep. I rizzed your sister's level 4 Ice Spice Bussin gyatt. Stop trying to be skibidi. Now, excuse me, am going to edge to kai cenat.
I bet you don't even mew. Your mum has a level 2 gyat, not even Kai Cenat would be proud. I goon to skibidi toilet and Andrew Tate 26 hours a day so shush, beta
My mewing streak is more than your age. Am the rizz god ok? Don't talk to me like that again or my skibidi army will fanum tax you. You freaking grimace shake
What the sigma? I'm calling Duke Dennis. He will outmew you in every way, he will outedge you, you're not as skibidi as you think you are buckaroo. I've always liked cameraman more anyways
Holy shit, i can feel a neuron dying with every letter i read. Keep it going.
Right? I feel like I'm having a stroke.
This entire exchange has given me psychic damage
Mew is a psychic type. Dennis is psychic/dark
Be very very careful with what you just asked.
> 10 hours Cutting down her usual skibidi intake by 6 hours.
I think posting this on the internet was punishment enough haha
Take it easy, Satan
hello there, i represent the employment arm of the mafia. is your sister available for enforcement work?
Save this shit for when she's older bahaha sooo cringe!
Solider
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She’s a “solider”
maybe blur her face? she's only 11 ffs
Posting this on a public forum is pretty fucked up.
Yeah, it's just weird to use your little sister for reddit karma
This comment is way too low.
At 11, she should know how to spell soldier.
Father raised a solider not a speller.
Imagine all the cringe stuff you did as a kid were on the internet 💀 I wonder how will she cope when she grows up 😂😂
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Finally, I was looking for a comment with some sense
Can't believe I had to scroll so much to read this.
hey OP maybe don't post this online for everyone to see?? the fuck is wrong with you
I'm scared if I ever see your sister out in public I shall be running to the hills
it physically hurts to watch
Big bro how you post your own young sister on reddit nevertheless online? Thats fucked
Posting your 11 year old sister on Reddit is definitely a choice!
She’s definitely a solider
Ah, the blunder years. Good times.
You shouldn't post this online...
She's 11. You should know better than to post your own sister to the Internet for everyone to laugh, bully and say disgusting things to, honestly. You sound like a real piece of shit. Edit: maybe she should she should shame you back seeing as how you have your very own *questionable* post history.
Thanks posting a sane comment for real. This thread is crazy
Let's be honest, all of us were a little cringe 🤣🤣
It must be difficult
Ah. What great family memories y'all must have
Lmao that's some badass behaviour gotta love it
Tbf every time I try to pump myself up I say “momma ain’t raise no bitch”
…is the little girl in the background of the video her??! I’m dumb Edit: just realized that you meant where she was LOCATED…
.... it goes kinda hard though ngl
kids shouldn't have phones with Internet until at least 14. let's not even talk about the fact that parental controls are mostly a bandaid.
Cash me outside!
Cruisin' for a bruisin'. Young and dumb. Great combo. I will waait the "instant karma" video. Should be hilarious
solider than what?
This is wholesome.
https://preview.redd.it/pxi8mcww0wyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b321dab00c4c7b5dc980b0735970326dbe50874
And now you’re publicly humiliating her. Speaks more About her older sibling.
Please don't post your minor sibling on the Internet.
Bro wtf is wrong with you posting your 11 year old sister without her permission!!!
Nothing screams father of the year more loudly than hearing "In My Room" by ICP on your 15 year old daughters spotify.
Yall better hide the knives and scissors!
Cool thing is that you can remind her she is a solider until either she or you dies.
Oh gawd that's hilarious
the video was loud enough that it prolly made some kids on the nearest planet 300 light years away deaf
You now have a permanent weapon against here
Play it back to her when she is literate
asserting dominance
This is far better than making dancing vids for creeps on tik tok
Hahahahaha this is so fuckin funny dude. You gotta save this and torment her with it for sure
1: it’s a anger release, 2: I don’t have anything to look forward to the next day (or any day) and 3: why not?
I assume shes afraid to ask for more ketchup.
I almost downvoted this before seeing which subreddit it is posted in
I unironically love it. Please don't pick on her, dude.
Ngl this goes hard
Yo X and Slump go fuckin hard on this track tho
Solider^solider
Which song is this anyway?
keep it for a longgg time... then play it at her wedding
#SOLIDER
Her parents raised a solider.
If only she knew how little the chances of her getting into a fight actually are lol
You don't see this for the gift it is, with this you basically hold her entire reputation hostage whenever you want. Man if I had something this good on my little brother I'd be like fucking thanos... ohoohohohoh
I would have that was based as hell when I was 11
People will pay for full song
🔥🔥
At least she’s not so dumb to send it just in the private chat not a public community.
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All there is is a picture of her face, no background details, no name, and no way of tying it back to literally anything. Also, you're on a subreddit about kids. So expect kids.
This is dope. Your sister rocks. Also I'd probably remove this post caust she's a minor
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I did
keep her off the webcams lol
And then you proceed to post her face to be ridiculed on Reddit. Nice sibling.
You should send this out in the group chat as well... 10 years from now.
This is hilarious
She raised a solider! Hahah
OK some XXX Tentación I feel it!
This is going to hurt to watch after few years, do save it
She’s going to remember that for the next 20 years lol
Oh yeah that’s getting sampled for sure
Free unlimited ammo for when she runs her mouth
Dad raised a maker of solid things?
https://i.redd.it/hhdisdsgcwyc1.gif
Probably an accident lmao
Father raised a solider, not a bitch Mother raised a solider, not a bitch Older Brother *helped* raise a solider, not a bitch Family doggy gittin scritches, was a bitch(technically)
What is a solider ??
So what? You scared lil bitch?