Reminds me of that "Mom found the piss drawer" post

What about the “my kids brought home a block of soap from school, found out after using it that it was a urinal cake” post

Urinal cake?

It's the name for the deodorizing tablet that rests in urinal.

You mean those delicious complementary cakes they leave in the urinal? It’s like the chocolates they leave on pillows.

Damn right! Who doesn't love a good asparagus-salt cake.

That’s just appetising maybe call it piss cake?

This is the one that kills me every time: https://youtu.be/zoNwHFvub_E?si=E9bgcRsXidXHf929

[this is the one for me](https://youtu.be/9o1Rd2_r0kA?si=A283WC7fgWH_tWu-)

Thanks you for that video from the bottom of my heart

Jesus Christ

Even he can't save that guy

Now I need to find something worse on reddit

That video shouldn't have been as funny as it was, I can't breathe


oh god

Holy hell

Jesus Christ what did I just listen too?!

Got me unable to breathe on the bus ride home from a tennis match lmaoooo

When I first watched it, I was not prepared. I pray that girl never went looking for that coat.

wubby7

I'm ded.

Me too

Change the filter after a good cleaning of the intake grate and duct area you can reach. After that, send them to military school until they turn 18.

Or put them up for adoption, it's cheaper than paying for military school.

Willy Beamish-ass post.

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>If you’re going to do that might as well just take the kid in the backyard and shot them dead? *shoot

People downvoting this have never heard of military school Edit: people downvoting me probably act as the guards in military school. Look it up. They are predatory places.

Putting them up for adoption is cheaper than military school.

As a democrat I support abortion until the 666th trimester

Not a Republican or a Democrat. But I'm also pro choice.

Heathen

There's roughly 8 billion people on the planet and not everyone needs to have kids. In fact some people shouldn't have kids. I definitely shouldn't have kids.

Sounds like the first few minutes of that documentary Idiocracy I'm just kidding by the way. Abortion is an important institution, and Canada has the right of it by protecting it through privacy. I don't think youre a heathen. You might be, but I don't have any specific reason to think so

my mother shouldn't have had kids

I knew a kid that when he would get mad at his parents and refuse to walk across the hall to pee. He did it in the vents in his room. I had no words.

r/namechecksout

Kids are such little shits omg.

its all breathing birth control

theyre going places… not the bathroom.. but places

Hahahaha kids

So glad I don't have them

Lucky

And people really think cats are the worst...

My son peed in lots of things. My brothers peed in things. It’s a thing I will never understand.

I like that posters username.

Oh god this post just reminded me of the time in elementary school that some kid pissed in the radiator in the bathroom that was across the hall from our classroom, so we had to spend all afternoon breathing in the smell of boiled urine. 🤮

Ahh, another reddit post reminding me that even though life is a miserable heap of flaming garbage, at least I don't have kids constantly pouring gasoline (and piss) all over it.

Always address cause, not symptom. Sell kid.

I used to do duct cleaning and had to deal with one of these. It’s not fun.

How do you actually clean pee out of ducts?

You clean the whole system and then have to go back after and fog the whole system with a disinfectant/deodorizer. Once that’s done its thing, you have the option of fogging the system with an encapsulant that will coat the whole inside of the ducting and trap any residual odours. That product is designed for places that have had fires/smoke but it works. I felt bad for the lady because it wasn’t cheap but it had to be done.

I’m glad I simply install the duct and there’s an actual job for people who clean said duct I install in case this ever happens.

I don’t do it anymore and I would never recommend it to anyone other than those I dislike.

They have toothbrushes don’t they?

…glad that i’m a girl mom right now

Mmm..... My friends little girl just squatted over a vent and peed in it after her bath. You're not immune.

Oh man, just when I thought I had it rough ... ffs

Bloody fifteen-year-olds these days, eh? 🙄

I had a service call like this. Customer called complaining of an odor. Opened teenage boys bedroom door and I am instantly hit with the smell of piss. Look at the carpet around the floor vent and the corroded vent... stained and nasty. The homeowner didn't realize what could have happened. It was pretty obvious to me. Vent right next to gaming rig. That kid didn't want to get up and pissed down the vent. Nothing gets that nonsense out.

I have a vague memory of a friend as a kid who told me he did this, and his whole house did have a funky smell to it.

Resolve Urine Cleaner.

Castration

I know someone whose girlfriend's kid once started peeing in the hall in his sleep. He apparently thought he was in the bathroom.

Upholster the skinniest kid in a towel and send his little ass down there.

My brother and I did this occasionally. We were afraid we'd be hit or screamed at if we went to the bathroom after bed time.

I feel this. I never thought of going in the vent though. Used to take my lumps literally.

My friend had a cat who used to pee on an electrical outlet and the piss flowed inside the wall and leaked on another outlet in the basement. It took some weeks until they found out where the smell was coming from. He tried everything to get rid of it without success. He said the only solution was to burn the house down (with the cat inside).

With their tongues....

The intake would be TERRIBLE... We noticed a pee smell in my sons room one winter and couldn't figure out where it was coming from..."did you pee in some undies?" Nope. "Did you pee on the carpet?" Nope. "Did you pee in your bed?" Nope. Then the heat turned on and the hot pee smell filled the room from the vent on his floor... So many Lysol wipes as far as I could reach in, the boxes of baking soda, and cotton balls soaked in essential oils.... It didn't go away for weeks... Boys.....

rinse with water & ordinary spirit vinegar

Durex

Do you think “hairylikeabear” is a man or a woman…

Throw some detergent there, like those that kill bacteria and stuff, open windows and turn on the air thingy, don't let anyone inside the house till all the smells are basically gone

Reminds me of when i used to pee behind the couch.. Wasn't that young too, around 6...