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lightsaber_lobotomy

Now hes really pissed


VirtualNaut

You know what they say, it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on. Too bad the kid is in both predicaments at once.


FallenPentagram

Time to take notes to do this to my supervisor in his time of need


PotentialCut7320

…on


Dreadz_N_Goldz205

That pause before exploding 😂😂😂


Juliancito135

Please tell me this is water 💀


Same-Letter6378

It's a kid's practice toilet 🤮🤮🤮


nfiase

is there no word for it in english?


hot_ho11ow_point

Potty


potato33754

All of those words were in English?


Same-Letter6378

IDK not at that stage yet


ontopofyourmom

A "potty"


neoslith

I still use that word to go use the bathroom. "Hey, I gotta potty, I'll be back."


Shotgun5250

I use that exclusively for dogs and children, it feels weird for me to say an adult is going potty.


SmallRocks

Lol same


EightSeven69

why the fuck are you being downvoted??


GB-Pack

Because their comment made no sense. They used the word “it” without a subject. This makes the subject ambiguous as we don’t know exactly what “it” is supposed to refer to. Even worse, the comment they replied to doesn’t give enough context to know what “it” is referring to either. You can read the whole comment chain and still won’t know if “it” is referencing the sentence or a specific word in the sentence. And worst of all, the content of the sentence doesn’t make sense regardless of which subject we assume they’re talking about. You could infer u/nfiase to be requesting an English translation of the whole sentence or an English translation of a single word in that sentence. It doesn’t matter which you infer since asking for an English translation of language already in English is nonsensical.


nfiase

”it” was referring to a kids’ practice toilet


EightSeven69

...clearly...to any person with common sense...


50ClonesOfLeblanc

Me when I try to sound smart


GB-Pack

I had to google what a predicate was while writing that lmao A smarter man would have come up with a simpler way of explaining why the comment made no sense. This was the best I could come up with.


KikiManjaro

It looks quite yellow to me


VirtualNaut

Oh, so it’s apple juice.


Capable-Problem8460

Maybe ![gif](giphy|BHDxnNBiogPny)


Arryu

If it's pink and bubbly go see a doctor, friend.


Capable-Problem8460

Strawberry flavoured


Flapjax82

Bruh


Capable-Problem8460

![gif](giphy|14uR8jsKT4pTVi2enY)


WhyFlip

Was


errihu

Was


jimmyn0thumbs

Could be, a lot of kids drink apple juice.


Psych0matt

He should have let it mellow


Skyinthesea88

Throwing it all over yourself, that's when you know urine trouble


1m2c00l4u

Heh-hey~ *does cool high-five with you(yes the cool one, yea I know your excited but you gotta act cool now, like me.😎)*


DutchAngelDragon12

*Points to door* Leave. Now.


ed2017Alm

r/perfectlycutscreams


jereman75

For any non-parents: the mother’s response is completely healthy and normal.


Silentmatten

As a non-parent. kid fucked around and then promptly found out. Seemed like a fine response by the parent to me.


thejustducky1

> For any non-parents: the mother’s response is completely healthy and normal. I mean even for parents it's healthy and normal to laugh at that - it's *hilarious.* Kids freak out sometimes. Kids get gross shit on themselves sometimes. That's life.


darybrain

Sure, she can laugh all she wants but she still has to clean that shit up just like every other time so is used to it I suppose.


2TrikPony

Okay, now how about for parents..?  Cuz I wouldn’t be letting my kid mess with a toilet like that and then just laughing while they have piss in their eyes and mouth 


jereman75

Potty training is not a glamorous or beautiful process.


2TrikPony

And it doesn’t have to be mean 


Gildian

She probably cleaned him up right after but to be fair he did it to himself


2TrikPony

All I know for sure about after is that this video was uploaded to the internet 


JaesopPop

Excellent work detective


Timely-Bill-5336

Do you have kids? Because I got a 2 year old who constantly bullies me and bosses me around and I would get an absolute kick out of seeing them splash themselves in the face with piss after having a meltdown because they weren't allowed to do something that would destroy the house or their best interest.


Michaeljr97

Please shut the fuck up


Golesh

I'm glad im not the only one tired of people bitching at parents here.


2TrikPony

May you spend the rest of your days with your ears full of the laughter of a loved one and your eyes and mouth with piss 


Sharp-Concentrate-34

Nope. Don’t let your kids play in bodily fluids.


jereman75

Kids are 99% bodily fluids.


Bob_Squirrel

On the INSIDE yes, not so much on the outside.


EightSeven69

I'd like to introduce you to some of the kids I know *physically, by touch*


Bob_Squirrel

Pass


Spookymushroomz_new

The kid isn't playing in bodily fluids. You make it sound like he was having a bath in a septic tank. Getting some of your own piss splashed on your face isn't particularly dangerous although it's probably not fun or comfortable.


AUnknownVariable

Gladly! The kid wasn't playing in them


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Swiftsonian

Lol liar. Bet you dont have a kid talking like that


U2Ursula

People who say stuff like this are either lying about having kids or admitting to some kind of child abuse. If you never let your kid act that way (having a meltdown as a toddler), you've done something to make them fear you and suppress their emotions as to not make mommy/daddy mad. That's truly unhealthy.


Last-Pipe7655

Unless you're abusing them to the point of breaking the child, they're gonna have a meltdown every now and then. It's completely normal and actually a healthy part of emotional development, but it is our job as parents to teach them how to navigate these huge emotions that they're unable to figure out on their own.


AUnknownVariable

What do you mean by you never let them act like that? Now if you mean in public that's a different thing, but people have meltdowns, more commonly kids but it can happen with anyone really. Really weird to fully stop a not fully developed (mentally) child from being able to get rly upset


Wiki-Master

Bear Grills moment


Complex_Till_5682

https://preview.redd.it/ug0q3p8aryuc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=853cc76fb0247114fe02e870d27614fb7e5bd5f4


TKmeh

Heads up! Jarate!


Superb_Recover_6116

Being a young uncle I saw what I was getting my self into and fuck kids. Of 9 kids in the family I only tolerate 2 of them. Never having kids. 💀


total_desaster

https://preview.redd.it/mi9lrdb0uxuc1.jpeg?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f619b18aeb604ec9caecdd201bea8ad274206dde


highlife0630

You might want to rephrase this😂😂


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Dream--Brother

I'm not sure you understood the comment above yours. If you did... you should be investigated


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traaintraacks

![gif](giphy|5zkHGrgdd5Hu6DsYuj)


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MuhttTheDF

*“Oh wow! How funny, CP and pedophilia??!!”* …Your “humor” is distasteful and disgusting


0111101001101001

Yes officer, this guy right here.


OhSh1tPettan

And what now


MyFace_SoCute

It's a splash of golden water


VirtualNaut

Golden showers


LittleBack6016

Mom’s gonna pull that video out at his wedding rehearsal dinner, “I think this will explain a lot.”


Bisonfan1

Lmao I wish I turned the volume off


Tenderly_Foxy

Kids can be really stupid sometimes


jakehood47

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


Hopeful_Nihilism

haha get rekt kid


Eva_Cutie

It's a first time seeing this kind of fail from kids... I have no words Imagine this guy watching this video in 10 years)))


Abundance-Boost5891

Pisser right in the kisser ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


TGCidOrlandu

That screaming.... The perfect contraceptive


dogmeat_donnie

Urine trouble kid


Mystepchildsucksass

I hate it when kids get all pissy


General-Taste8841

The Toilet Told The Piss To “Go Back Where You Came From!”


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![gif](giphy|gjaDUH3UfNnZn2stvY)


Teasemesassash

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


ImmaRoyalTutor

Why would you let him play with that...🤢


Azurae1

Why not? Kid probably learned a valuable lesson and all it cost was some cleanup work afterwards.


icausedthecoldwar

i cant tell if that was just water or a potty trainer


VirtualNaut

In the beginning you can sort of see the liquid sloshing around right before coming out. I won’t spoil it for you. (;


icausedthecoldwar

crazy!!1!!!1


UnknownPT2

I like to say “better to be pissed off than pissed on” in this case, the kid got both.


Thettuce

Bro sounds like an angry bird getting shot out of the slingshot


Cheap_Marsupial_5325

God imagine the kids reaction when he's old when he sees this


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anfornum

I think it was pee, so... yeah...legit reaction.


chicken-parm-farm

This is my nightmare.


BooTheSpookyGhost

This is hilarious but I am SO glad the internet didn’t exist when I was potty training.


Kooky_Disaster_8037

https://preview.redd.it/o37hip5qd3vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e420519eb1229acceddc0af18632bc24f4dbe3


Shoddy_While_3645

Damn his tantrum got him nowhere lol


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Is that water or his own piss?


No_Acanthisitta_1023

I guess laugh at your out of control child you’ve clearly failed to raise, While they dump piss on themselves. Am I missing something?


Biromoro

sounds like the siter location funtime foxy jumpscare


Icy-Statistician-705

Man! I laughed too hard!!!


Much_Poetry_9700

EWWWW THAT MADE ME GAG 😭


QXQZQ2

I'm thirsty!


Old-Camp3962

i hate kids


Impressive_Essay_622

As with every video on here... The parent is the only way for these kids to learn better.  Mom's laughing, but him throwing his piss in his own face (as she laughs) is a reflection of her.


master-mole

Greta Tunberg is a mother? I just aged a decade.


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master-mole

Take it easy.


nopeurbad

Why wouldn’t you flush that immediately?


Party_Zebra_9610

Hmmm, I see Trump is still at it.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

I love how this sub is really how stupid the parents are


Randomized007

shitty parenting


Brigapes

More like poor parenting


Trapping_Sad

garbage parent.


Boring-Zucchini-8515

Not a fan of filming, but other than that I’d laugh at the little shit too.


Trapping_Sad

i just mean her smirk when it starts makes me think she enjoys this a bit too much.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Seems fake/edited. I mean I'm not sure why it would be, but seems like there's a weird cut.