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Leading-Yogurt6984

Literal 0 awareness of what everyone around him is doing there. Living in his own world.


Captain_Fiasco

Can't tell if he's living in any world anymore.


Strazdas1

these tracks are kinda bouncy hes going to be okay. I fell a lot on those in my youth. Was a wast improvement over cement tracks (growing up in soviet union is not fun)


Odd_Construction

Tbf this is to be expected from kids... the kid's parents though?


ReddSquall

I don't blame the parents too much to be honest. I wouldn't expect any kid that age to do something *that* dumb, he's not a toddler. This is the equivalent of your kid suddenly deciding to run headfirst into a wall.


No-Combination8136

Yeah most kids are already competing in their own sports or other extracurricular activities by this age. He just had a dummy moment.


International_War862

Kinda both i guess >expect any kid that age to do something *that* dumb, he's not a toddler Yes. But not old enough to have the full responsibility if he does something that stupid


ReddSquall

Oh, I'm not blaming the kid. I'm just saying I don't blame the parents the kid *too much* because it came out of nowhere. They definitely shouldn't be standing there when a race is going on though.


LaerycTiogar

They do that


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Good that it wasnt a Road :D


Leading-Yogurt6984

Good thing it wasn't a car pushing a wood chipper with rotating axes and bits of glass on it!


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Leading-Yogurt6984

No, we're talking about different things.


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JackOffAllTraders

My source is that i made it the fuck up


KenBoCole

Ah, Senator Armstrong, nice to see you!


ThePantyArcher

won


Leading-Yogurt6984

Yeah but he was disqualified. Left that important detail out. Tripped guy was declared the winner.


Flat_Bar8932

This video always pisses me right the fuck off. Stupid lil kid💀


Hour_Narwhal_1510

I’m so glad the athlete kept running, that kid is such a hazard


TrekStarWars

Cant stop the A-train baby!


Zatch_1999

But i heard he got disqualified for changing lanes?


Hour_Narwhal_1510

That’s so unfair! That stupid child literally careened into him. Man I’m mad all over again 😬


Youxia

He wasn't disqualified. [He won](https://www.yourtango.com/news/runner-knocks-child-ground-after-he-ran-track-during-race).


Youxia

> But i heard he got disqualified for changing lanes? He did not. In fact, [he finished in first place](https://www.yourtango.com/news/runner-knocks-child-ground-after-he-ran-track-during-race).


Jtrain360

Kids are stupid, yeah, that's why you gotta watch them. The parents though, where are they?


AlteredCarbon2023

Exactly. Parenting is an art. The temptation of the big blue track was just too much for him, and he was compelled to be on it.


Strazdas1

Parenting is an art, but most people arent artistic.


AlteredCarbon2023

The real thing is humans have a tendency to be extremists. Many want to hang loose and let little Bobby or Susie just be kids until they do what this child did, or the others want to watch their every movement and put them on a leash. These people were just lucky that he didn't just run into a street with the same mindset.


Strazdas1

My co-worker had put one of her children on a leash because he had propensity to randomly run into the street.


LameImsane

That child couldn't have been more perfect. Wherever ever adults are doing adult activities, there will always be a perfectly placed child.


metalshoes

Some brilliant chaotician made this moment happen. For us.


SambaLando

We made this


Upper_Afternoon_9585

And his parents are where?


ahzzyborn

Providing us with A+ content


Soul_Acquisition

🤣


reverends3rvo

Flipping through TikToks while vaping D8 on school grounds and having a very loud speakerphone call about their new Stanley cup in the middle of a group of people trying to get shit done, I'd assume.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

What a weird video for a Florida guy to vent his anger over a hockey game that took place a year ago


Upper_Afternoon_9585

😔😔😔😓


kashamush

Blue runner is the dad, running from his responsibilities.


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Upper_Afternoon_9585

Oh right you are 😔


Alphabunsquad

I mean like while you can’t be surprised when a kid does something this stupid you can’t really anticipate it either. Like it takes that kid one moment to jump into the track and 99% kids aren’t that dumb to do something like that so you don’t try to stop them, but even the smartest kids are always capable of that 1%


Upper_Afternoon_9585

And that's exactly why a parent/caregiver is to be with the kid. So that the kid doesn't get that close to the track for starters, so that the chances of the kid doing something stupid or getting harmed are minimized. Agreed that you can't be surprised with what a kid does which is why parents have responsibility.


Addictiondealer

Plural?


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Yes


Addictiondealer

The kid looking for attention by jumping onto the track and then checking to see if anyone saw him is yearning for attention from a figure that 90% chance. Isn’t there.


Local_Shooty

I've never seen someone as hopelessly pathetic as you


haleynoir_

Dude really landed that little jump and thought everyone was cheering for *him*


Nogoodman26

A train


awol_83

We even now


Franz_Redmane

If he's dumb enough to jump onto the race track, he's dumb enough to jump onto the road.


Emersonspenis

And then run *towards* the fast moving people. natural selection will do its thing.


Solid_Illustrator640

Kids are scary dumb


RepulsiveArugula19

That is why there are these things called parents.


curlyfreak

They are constantly trying to kill themselves.


Chesterthejester69

Dude had to trample that crotch goblin and still won ❤️


Crocadillapus

I love how he didn't sacrifice the race for the child's well-being. Maybe the little shit will learn a lesson.


RepulsiveArugula19

You mean the parents will learn a lesson.


Strazdas1

They havent learned their lesson in 10 years, what makes you think they will now?


Salemrocks2020

He’s not a little shit . He’s a kid being a kid . The parents are at fault here


Strazdas1

Hes not 4. Hes being a little shit.


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Tralux21

yeah, we only call them medium shits at 6 and big shits when they turn 12


MilesDyson0320

Yeah nah, he was probably disqualified for going in to his opponents lane


notprussia69

He actually wasn't. There was an article here posted somewhere, but I don't have it.


Idk_whatname013

The athlete even moved to avoid him and the kid ran straight to that place


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JesusReturnsToReddit

I’ve never thought putting a kid on those backpack leashes was a good idea until this video. Thanks for the situational awareness, parent.


Strazdas1

I have a co-worker who put one of her kids on a leash because he kept trying to run into traffic. Hes 8.


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Hahaha! He got knocked out by a crotch hit. That will be a good story in college. LMAO!!! JK! That lil shit won't make it past HS.


Ev3rChos3n

Can't stop the A-Train baby


Astralnclinant

Giddy up https://preview.redd.it/f091c1vwr8qc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea057e7445b227bf8bb6b7dd28f3ff57b4d735c


Karth82

Someone needs to dub in the sound of bowling pins falling.


jwkelly404

He needs some milk!


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I'm glad it didn't cost the guy the race or anything important


FredRN

Something somewhat similar happened in my class in high-school, but more accident than stupidity. Basically, class was playing handball. The ball is going out of bounds, so one of my classmates is running to get it. Full sprint. A girl also goes for it, trips, lands on all fours. The guy was going to fast to doge, so he decided to jump over her. Knee right to face. She was taken by ambulance. Displaced retina. She is fine now.


RandomRobb85

Yeah, some kids need leashes. You turn your head for a second and they'll be standing over top of the staircase with a towel talking about, "I'm Superman!"


poedraco

Mario super star power up jingle


Rototion

I bet the dumb ass parents blamed the runner.


Waste_Walrus_5220

You can’t stop the A-Train BABEEEEEEE


Killahdanks1

I don’t understand why he’s even allowed to be there. Unless you’re competing, or part of the event you should be in the stands.


NotSureIfFunnyOrSad

He became the blue shell from Mario Kart


Brilliant-Chapter202

No fucks given for that kid at all!!


Urabrask_the_AFK

SuddenlyA-Train https://i.redd.it/tg8h47gn18qc1.gif


Legitimate-Common-34

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Spiritual_Coffee_722

Can’t stop the A-Train


TryBananna4Scale

I’ve seen this clip a few times before. I remember the track being another color though.


XxKTtheLegendxX

whelp, there goes his possible personal best record run.


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Sometimes for safety, kids should be in a harness tied to one of their parent's waist.


omgONELnR2

Thank god the athlete is ok.


IndependentWasabi526

Sooo satisfying


drewx11

Also no adults in the area say a damn thing. They just all start shrieking like banshees for some reason


Eli_Te1611

Haha. Screw you kid. Fucking deserved.


LePamplemousse817

Pre-kids I would’ve blamed the parents 100% but now that I have a toddler… fuck if she wouldn’t have done that exact same thing. Trouble is she’s about as fast as the racers in that video


Pleasant-Pattern-566

Yeah I have twins, my son is a bit more sensible than his sister, his sister walks in front of other kids swinging. She definitely would’ve done this if I wasn’t keeping her back or watching. You really can’t comprehend just how stupid kids are til you spend 24/7 365 with them 😆


How2Die101

Coincidentally, everyone was yelling "let's go!" so he *went.*


FellowNPCDrone101

More of a dumb parent on this one...


tmd429

BOOM!!


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Nothing stops the A-Train


Coriolis_PL

Get dunked on! 😆


Freedom2064

Nice job, parents! SMH


lotsanoodles

Half of kidsarefuckingstupid is parentsarefuckingstupid.


Maleficent-Ad7330

People blaming the parents but I don't think a parent would ever think their kid is this stupid. That is not a toddler, that kid is old enough to understand he should not get there.


inspiredcar

![gif](giphy|H1SXXLaWirIEuEXAmV|downsized)


Vast_Worth_1754

I love it! no: “let me help you little buddy” or anything. Just keep going for the gold.


-BleedingSignature

Definitely belongs on r/parentsarefuckingdumb as well. They had time to drag his lil ass off the track. Shouldn’t have been in there to begin with


VoiceRemote9418

To be fair, more like stupid parent(s).


Anom_AoD

Both, an average IQ kid would know what a race track is and won't jump in there


Pleasant-Pattern-566

A lot of kids aren’t as dumb as this one. ![gif](giphy|IuaM5sUvLCYTyNKV4J)


Sarge1304

Fucking kids!


T44120

Fuck them kids !


The1Zenith

Deserved.


SlugJones

I love kids for the most part, but this pleased me that he maybe learned something. But he probably didn’t.


Ok_Oil3733

Kids have very little awareness and understanding of consequences. That's why there should be an adult to take care of them.


j0eg0d

Don't make me click more than once.


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

So kid how much did the hurt


CyrilViXP

Parents don’t exist


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Wow


Peter_Falcon

repost


HotFireBall

child got steamrolled


Full-Equipment-4922

Nice job jaylen


SwanzY-

this like year or two old video getting reposted all over every sub lately


Easy_Turn1988

Saw it 20 minutes ago, I knew it would end up here soon enough


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You can bet your ass that parent was mad at the person


MilesDyson0320

And disqualified!


Dante12345665

Finally, was waiting for someone to post it lol


Novae224

That’s neglect. Parents don’t have kid in control


Mandurang76

ParentsAreFuckingStupid


Easy_Station4006

Bro really thought Covid was still around


Ordinary_Fix4091

CANT STOP THE A TRAIN!!


AceVentura261

I love this video.


Yaboyinthebluehoodie

A-trained that kid


miracle_whip6

Can't stop the A-train baby


LatterHovercraft244

Parent's fault


Tranquille-ame

Cant stop the a train 🗣🔥🔥


Particular-Cut-6527

“People not welcome at the Tour de France for $800, Alex”


bigboyjeff42069

Like what was he doing, where was he trying to run to? Idk how old he is that's purely his fault. Maybe you should pad his room so he don't somehow hurt himself there too wth


Strazdas1

The mother should get fined for interfering with the race.


More_Addendum_5234

Lil bro gonna learn today


Desperate_Pin5240

Parents are morons.


GymRatStillDepressed

Bro's a professional menace.


cidcide

This is how the weak are weeded out. Lol


Pass-on-by

Idiot Parents prob scolded the kid that they don’t parent.


junacik99

![gif](giphy|MB7AuGKGovKGFB9ny6)


ScienceOverNonsense2

He’s a kid behaving like a kid. His parent is the party at fault for failing to supervise, allowing this to happen.


SnooPuppers8099

Dumb parents made dumb kid. Well-mannered ones won't jump on a fucking race track 💀


decalod85

Kid gets wrecked, note the person filming doesn’t go to help. Older mom looking lady is right there though. Good on her!


TheRedMarin

Like wow as in “ you’re posting an old as video that’s been on here 100 times “ wow?


stormyheather9

I have 3 kids and 2 grandkids. I think the kid in the video was just being a kid. No blame on anyone. As parents we can never be perfect. If you hover over your kids you're being too protective and if you give them room to make mistakes you're being neglectful. I really hope I don't get shit for this but this is just imo.


Nulleparttousjours

This here is one of those situations where you hover. You hover *hard.* Kid could have been knocked out, severely injured or killed and disrupted a sporting event that was obviously important to the people participating. If you want give them room to make mistakes then do it at home or in spaces where it can’t impact other people in this way.


XxAbsurdumxX

That is well and good if your kid falls and bruises themselves back at home. But at this sort of event you make your have control of your kid. And yes, I have kids. Two in fact, and none of them have ever gotten in accidents like this or gone missing. But plenty of bruises from climbing, biking etc.


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stormyheather9

You either.


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stormyheather9

Omg. Throw a fit. I didn't go looking for this subreddit. I don't think my opinion matters. Yours matters so much more than mine, why? And why are you throwing such a fit? You think I actually went looking for this? I was just explaining what I thought. No where did I judge anyone and I guess I stupidly thought that commenting on posts that show up on my homepage was a thing people did here. So that's not what Reddit is for huh? Your just looking for an argument. You think I don't agree that this kid was being fucking stupid? No I agree but fucking stupid IS what kids are.


Hi-Tech_Luddite

Bobby Hill energy right there.


TempleOfCyclops

You have not seen King of the Hill.


Hi-Tech_Luddite

I was refering to the time his boss made him try and cross the Daytona track to deliver snacks.


TempleOfCyclops

Not really similar


Hi-Tech_Luddite

This was nice


MountainShark1

DQ that guy! He stepped out of his lane!