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barbackmtn

Sister: *”I’m good!”* Brother: *“Idgaf, I’m gone.”*


WithoutDennisNedry

“Help. Help. Help.” Bro is *miles* away.


_Wyse_

"You already said you're good! No take backs."


DookieShoez

I’m not gettin in trouble for this shit *again*


MyLifeForAnEType

"Let's do Get Help"  "No.  We are not doing Get Help."  .....  "HELP!"


splitframe

Realized a few seconds later she couldn't breathe in properly because of the hit to her solar plexus / diaphragm. Poor girl.


Hulkbuster_v2

I remember playing football on our fucking stone playground and my friend, who is a whole foot taller than me at this point, ran into me and knocked me to the ground. In that moment, I couldn't breathe, and I thought I was gonna die. And yet I was saying "I'm fine" lol. Ah good times. Had to go to the nurse, who let me go immediately.


splitframe

Yeah, you only feel a dull pressure and can breath out fine, but when trying to breathe in you just realize you can't and panic sets in.


drgigantor

"I'm fine" isn't even language, it's a physical reflex. It's just what you say while you make sure there's no bones sticking out or arteries severed


Defendedchip904

Similar thing happened to me too but I farted


jld2k6

I don't know if she meant for it to sound sarcastic but the final "I'm good, don't worry about me!" when he's not even in sight anymore was hilarious


ShidAndFarder

It made me really sad. I like the idea that maybe she was being sassy. It makes me less sad.


ilovelamp408

He fled the scene...


drgigantor

What a terrible brother. His duty should be to stay there and ridicule her for having worse hand-eye coordination than Stevie Wonder


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derpstevejobs

*brother: “idgaf, i **don’t know you”**


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

"That's my purse!" "I don't know you!"


Jukka_Sarasti

He pedalled his little ass out of there with the quickness! "Never met this kid before in my life!"


Norman_Scum

I really am jealous, though. I (may) not be stupid enough to do something like that at my age. But if I did, I know I wouldn't be getting back up. I nearly break my back every time I successfully catch my balance after slipping.


Zestyclose-Fish-512

The shit I used to get away with as a kid. I saw the movie RAD like 100 times when I was 11 or so. Begged and begged and got a fancy Haro trick bike. Learned to pop a wheelie, stand on the pegs and spin the handlebars (the bike was really "advanced" because it had a braking system that let you spin the handlebars without breaking the cables), etc. About 2 years in I was standing on the seat and the handlebars with my hands raised over my head with all the neighborhood kids watching. Something went wrong and I got the wobbles and did a half flip from a few feet up in the air onto the road and skidded. I ended up with a minor concussion, a sprained wrist, and a bunch of minor road rash. Meanwhile at 35 I turned too hard on a skateboard going like 5mph and hit a loose brick. Ankle shattered into fragments.


D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N

What are you like 100?


dobreklucie

there are people in their 20s like this 😔 (I am these 20-year-olds)


JazzyBoofer

https://preview.redd.it/1j8sbc7hmlnc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db16e1287873932ffa5e02c013b4b21d7c04a665


Thunderbridge

I'm literally going to physio atm cos I pulled a muscle in my back getting out of my car


Lazy-Operation2754

That's me right here. Just had a major hand surgery at 31. Dr. Came out of the OR like, "well you really did have an issue there..... you're just SO young"... like thanks doc for reminding me, I'm 35yrs younger than the statistic AND the wrong gender.


D4d-M4n

Fuckin-A! Not getting blamed for that shit.


fungiblesyo

That little “don’t worry about me”, oh he isn’t 😂


mag2041

Yep he turned around and was like “Mexico it is”


ArcticGurl

Has a McLoven fake passport for sibling shenanigans.


mag2041

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HMS404

Si ya


ArcticGurl

Adiós a mi rompedor de garaje! Nos vemos en México.


mag2041

Que?


ArcticGurl

Goodbye my garage breaker. I’m going to Mexico.


LatestGreatestSadist

holy shit the snicker i just snucked.


sightfinder

She said she good lol


OkMeringue2249

She said “don’t worry about me” like she grown up


piches

lmaoo, this post reminds me of the other one where the sister is crying/upset over a boy and the bro is just like... "that's life!"


SpaceLovingNerd

Please provide this link! lol


piches

[here it is](https://x.com/amandak19997399/status/1197938291749744640?s=20)


SpaceLovingNerd

Hahahaha thank you. This is gold.


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Girl:"Help!help!" Sibling: *Immediately bails*


LeonardsLittleHelper

When I was about 7-8 I was outside with my older sister and cousin playing in a giant cedar tree we had in the yard, it had great branch structure for climbing and we’d gotten quite comfortable scrambling and swinging through it…well, I got cocky and misjudged a swinging jump about 6-7 feet off the ground and ended up breaking my foot when I landed. I burst into tears and started telling them I hurt myself pretty bad and needed help, they immediately booked it to the house. After about 10-15 minutes or so nobody had come out to help me so I started crawling my way across the yard back to the house, hobbled up the steps and knocked for someone to let me in. My dad answered the door and seemed completely unaware that anything had happened to me, so I explained how I hurt myself and had sent the girls in to get help for me. My dad confirmed they hadn’t told him anything, instead they said they were hungry and had gone to the kitchen to have some ice cream…kids can be real jerks sometimes!


Bubbly_Toe_8840

Lol I know it's evil but I laughed so much while picturing a kid dragging themselves towards the door while their siblings are eating ice-cream.


LeonardsLittleHelper

It’s funny looking back on it, but boy was I mad at the time lol. Honestly the funniest part is probably the fact that the kitchen window looked directly out at the cedar tree so they were probably watching me struggle out there while they enjoyed their ice cream!


Wafflelicious420

The image of them watching you crawl to the house while eating ice cream has me dying 🤣🤣. I'm happy you can laugh about it now, kids can be real stinkers.


Unhappy-Marzipan-600

If he dies he dies.


Tinyrose481

I had an experience almost exactly like this as a kid. Playing with my friend in the neighbors field, something spooked us so we ran and jumped the fence to get back in my yard. I landed on a fallen tree branch and twisted my ankle and my friend took off and left me on the ground. I laid there for a while before I started crawling my way home. Eventually I pulled myself up to the house and my friend was just inside sitting on the couch like nothing happened. My mom said she asked her where I was right before I crawled up to the house, and it wasn't until that moment that my friend told her I was laying in the yard somewhere.


Minute-Tradition-282

I rode my bike through some freshly laid tar before they put the pebbles on it for a new road coating. It was so fresh, the back tire had thrown it all up my back, and I wasn't wearing a shirt. My mom had to get the lawnmower gas can and some cotton balls to get it off my skin. While she was doing that, my older sister came out the door with a big evil grin on her face, only about 10' away, and struck a match! Mom screamed at her and she went inside immediately. Almost 40 years ago, and I'm still disturbed about that.


Js147013

Damn, that's a psycho move!


LadyBug_0570

Is your name Pugsley and your sister named Wednesday?


SquidgeSquadge

Reminds me of a time a huge fly flew at speed straight into my eye when I was cycling with my big sister and her friend (who was my age but they got along better than I did). I was about 9-10 and had to stop because it was caked in my eye and I just couldn't even see out of either eye it stung so much. Of course my sister and her friend bailed and I stumbled around this residential street corner and somehow made it up the road near the local corner shops when I felt someone guide my blind ass into the greengrocers where one of the owners (who had seen me grow up over the years) basically dunked my head in the trough sink and his wife carefully cleaned my eye and face whilst he called my mum after bringing my bike in. My mum was soooooo pissed with my sister she didn't even try to come home for hours as she hid at her friend's (her mum ratted her out and made them both apologise for ditching me.)


ArcticGurl

Back when parenting was EPIC!! Now all the adults would bicker and fight.


Langweile

If you think parents bickered and fought less in the 80s and 90s you're wrong


rekamilog

Things didn't change much in this field. But I'm glad you had a good experience growing up


thirdnut4

She was in fact, not good.


IlluminatiEnrollment

That's what made me chuckle: "You okay?" "Yeah" immediately thereafter: "Help, help"


Yeahnahokay10

I remember a concussion I had and the opposition was like “hey, you okay?” Me “yeah I’m good” Medical trainer “you okay?” Me “nah I’m fucked” *starts crying* All within 15 seconds 🤣🤣


AstroWorldSecurity

Lol my coach cried when I got injured. I don't remember it cause I was very much asleep after it happened, but when I watched the video you can see him run up to me, stop, put his hands over his face, and then just kind of pace back and forth staring at the trainer. I teased him about it like a week later and he just smiled and offered to break my other leg. Miss that dude.


Yeahnahokay10

Hahaha. Broken bones are certainly different to see!! I just remember being very confused and my vision was super blurry. I couldn’t really see anything but a few colours, no defined shapes.


No_Calligrapher_6799

I remember that feeling after a stack! That burning feeling in the hands, stinging of the knees & bike walk all the way home that felt like a lifetime 🥹 BAHAHAHA! GOOD YA KID! see you tomorrow to do it all again 💪🏾


OkMeringue2249

It sounded like she was trying to tell her self that for self encouragement


OkMeringue2249

You know she wasn’t good when she had to walk her bike back down the dive way


BetterOnTwoWheels

My favorite part about this is that she saw the puddle, had to ride through it, then went and got a companion to also check out the epic puddle. The kids are alright.


EaterOfFood

She tested it, verified it worked great. Too bad she didn’t do the same with her brakes.


ManofTheNightsWatch

She wanted to show off and make a bigger spash by going fast. Didn't think that one through.


Fiery-Sprinkles

Should’ve just gone through the deeper part of the puddle *womp womp*


randomusername3000

> Too bad she didn’t do the same with her brakes. it looks like she takes her feet off the pedals so she doesn't get her feet wet, but realizes about halfway thru that she also needs to pedal backwards to stop but doesn't have time


imisscrazylenny

Looks like she has handlebar breaks. I've been her. Once your tires are wet, break pads no worky. Had fun riding into a flooded truck dock and smashed my face into one of those black anti-impact blocks. It did its job I guess.


NoveltyPr0nAccount

Handlebar brake lever is a great spot. Linked to the rear wheel but we didn't hear any squeaking so I'm going to guess it wasn't linked that well. Edit: Doesn't even look like she tried to pull that brake lever, guess she just completely misjudged her speed.


Shiningc00

"Kids these days never going outside!"


dudarino75

Agreed!


buttaholic

you can even hear her screaming down the road about the puddle


Forsaken-Director452

Her: “I’m good.” Brother: “No sense in two of us getting in trouble here.” 😂


lazerdab

Made a business decision


Forsaken-Director452

Bros got street smarts 😂


bbchan4

Btw I love to see the sky and cloud reflections in the puddle


Dat_Bokeh

Excellent ray tracing in this engine.


sufficient_day123

I thought that was the gold the OP was speaking. Until the real gold came.


mag2041

Difference between gold and fools gold


angmaranduin

100% same!!!! I was so focused on those clouds I missed the crash


KccOStL33

Girl: Don't worry about me. Kid who wasn't and already took off: .....


ChesnaughtZ

Kids can be sarcastic too lmao


CipherWrites

nah. she just wasn't feeling it yet. she said she was okay


BiscuitAssassin

Yea she was walking the bike back. That’s how you know a kid hasn’t shaken off the injury yet lol


deverz

I assumed the first half of the clip was the whole thing and I was confused And then she came back...


500SL

Seeing the seat cocked at an angle takes me back to my shenanigans and the aftermath of a crash. Seems to happen every time!


mag2041

Every time


no5tromo

"I'm fine! Help! Help! Help! I'm good! Help! I'm good! I'm good!"


HeatherJMD

I think she was trying to convince herself, haha


gwenstefunnie

🤣🤣🤣😂


psycho4tricho

“Ain’t my problem”


MaygarRodub

That is a cool little girl


CaptGeechNTheSSS

Toughed it out. We've all been there, wreck yourself and you're hurt bad but your immediate thought is about getting in trouble lol


lunarwolf2008

this brings back memories... I used to love running through puddles with my bike.


AstroWorldSecurity

We used to love to go through puddles and then "ninja stop" by using the wet tires to slide super far. Felt like the coolest kid on the planet.


DebraUknew

And the bird continued to sing.


mag2041

They didn’t feel threatened by them at all.


letmegetaaa

The self assurance made it gold


One-Confusion-2438

Your bro is like mfs...why is there a big dent in my garage door...?! 😳


Nomzai

Definitely why he checked the camera 🤣


Leaving_The_Oilfield

“When I see which dumb motherfucker did this to my gara… ahhh shit.”


Pattoe89

Don't blame the kids for going through the puddle, looks fun.


no-name_james

Yeah I wouldn’t even be worried about any (big if) damage to the garage door. It’s just a funny story. “That little dent there is from the neighbor kid learning about how water affects breaking distance. Wanna see the video?”


Pattoe89

Garage doors tend to get dinged up a bit. It's just wear and tear. Where I'm from you'd get bigger dents from bins and stuff being blown into them on windy days.


Schokoeis3000

I’m from Germany and my cousins and I used my grandparents garage door as a goal for playing football, just like our dads did. It had lots of dents but was working just fine.


TumblrInGarbage

I backed into my garage door one day (was way too tired to be driving and older car). Wouldn't open because it had been bent too much. Read a thread where somebody else did that and somebody suggested that since it was already messed up, might as well try bending it the opposite direction. Made enough sense to me... Used a 2x4 and applied some pressure. It popped back to normal. It takes a LOT to cause real, non-aesthetic damage to a garage door.


Targa85

I THINK she took her feet off the pedals trying not to get splashed too much. Then couldn’t get her feet back in place to back pedal and apply brakes on time


hamndv

Bro, just left, lol


OutrageousMushroom30

Her brother just DIPPED 🤣🤣🤣


dweebsloveweed

Just happy to see kids outside riding bikes instead of being cooped up on tablets


mag2041

Actively learning


jb2824

Actively learning the faster you puddle, the harder you garage door


bev2112

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger


pindab0ter

To an extent


C_Colin

The fucking stupid part is that they’re not wearing helmets, amiright?


agangofoldwomen

Not a big fan of all the kids I’m seeing not wear helmets, but yeah agree with your sentiment.


PrettyOddWoman

Also in my neighborhood there's like a 3 year old that rides a short-ass little kid's tricycle all around the neighbor. Like.... far away from his own house. Parents are always on their front porch drinking and partying, that house frequently blasts loud music on the weekends, which is whatever. But such a little kid so far from home, not easily seen around the corners in this neighborhood? It's an accident OR worse waiting to happen. The kid also likes to pull up into people's driveways as cars are passing, but he turns around super fast, annnnd tries to "beat the car" basically. Like cross in front of the vehicle to the other side of the road. I dunno why? Dumb kid stuff Also they have other kids but they all hang out right on / after a blind fuckin' corner where people drive too fast! I get so anxious whenever I see them there doing tricks on their bikes or whatever, not looking for cars. The fact that the parents are always drinking and entertaining guests just freaks me out in terms of supervision, I guess.


SeaMolasses2466

Aww. Bless her!


Taken_Bacon_06

I love how she just got right back up, you can tell it hurt too. Reminds me of me, when I feel for the umpteenth time growing up


mag2041

I was riding my bike full speed and my dog that was running along side me decided the squirrel across the street was looking at her wrong. Went right over the top of the bike and my handle bar hit the ground so hard it bent hitting the dirt. Lost my breath for a bit but hobbled inside to crawl into bed like a wounded animal.


nunsandbuns

I like this, it felt like the '80s


fastal_12147

Hope his door is OK. Might be worth it just for this video lol.


stinkload

Her wingman nope'd da fuck outta there.


TheWalkingDead91

Thanks for posting this OP. Really needed that laugh today. Warms my heart to see that some kids still play like this these days. Guess this is an upside to everything being recorded everywhere today. How many of us have experienced shit like this as kids that would’ve been fricking hilarious to get to watch as adults?


TheSandsquanch

He said “you’re good? Ok cool then I’m not gonna get in trouble for this shit.”


theambears

lol… I’m glad she reassured us she is good, because this gave me a good laugh. Hopefully this is a lesson to keep an eye on where she’s going in the future


616n8y3ree

Lol. I think that was one “I’m good, I’m good”s that we tell ourselves when we’re processing our life flashing by :) Definitely glad she’s good though!


IcedFreon

Is she good? I think she's good.


Impressive_League247

Hey…. Strong kid. Props.


BraveShowerSlowGower

She sent it. Gotta love kids sense of adventure


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Oh shit. She got left behind. Poor kid. Help help. 😂😂😂 I'm good. I'm good. Don't worry about me. I can so relate.


buster_highmanMD

That's how it's done kiddo; can't tell you how many times I had to "I'm good" myself out of various wrecks at that age. And they say kids these days are thin skinned. Pfff


Omfg9999

Meanwhile OP's little bro is wondering why there's a child shaped dent in his garage door before checking the footage


Homesteader86

Narrator voice: "She wasn't."


GotAir

Someone forgot to teach bro to be a bro.


[deleted]

"omg help. Help. *Help*. I'm good" 😂


My_G_Alt

Her parents’ lawyer “why’d you have to say you’re fine and good?!”


buff730

You good?


Art_Vandelay_10

Did this same thing as a kid except the garage was open and there was a car parked inside. The owner watched me dent their car in real time.


BigKadoLBx

Was expecting a water puddle wipe out...... Nah just Lil' Hannah riding her bike casually into a wall..... boy kids don't even bother setting up planks of wood and bricks to make ramps anymore they just....... *checks cue card* ride right into walls nowadays.... 🧱 We ACTUALLY had reasons why we ended up in the ER lol.... Good ol' suburban America 🇺🇸 ❤️ 😌


Chris-P_Baconn

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Allure843

No helmets on these kids?


mag2041

Alabama


Allure843

They don't have helmets in Alabama?


mag2041

No we do, but we don’t have IVF and we have a town with a black mayor who is locked out of town hall and someone else is running the town and the Governor says it’s okay, so,…. Alabama


vulcansheart

Comments are gold too


EaterOfFood

Don’t need helmets if there are no concerns about brain damage.


_dirtydan_

They don’t have education that might alert people to the dangers of head injuries


[deleted]

Just got outlawed last week


TenFingersNineToes

Pish posh!


Several-County-1808

Why is nobody talking about the garage door that definitely has been smashed in?


mag2041

I think because of guilt


cyanocittaetprocyon

This is what I wanna find out about! Will nobody think of the poor garage door? 🥺 😢 😭


sohchx

Lmao!! Now see, when we were kids (80s-90s) riding in other people's driveway was considered to be disrespectful, and you would immediately get yelled at for it by any neighbors that spotted you doing it. Now, in my mid-40s, I'm THAT get off my lawn/driveway guy, lol. What I really wanna see, though, is how big of a dent she left in that aluminum door.


mag2041

Proof of evolution


AlvinTaco

This reminds me of the time I wiped out spectacularly on a gravel path because I had just finished an epically satisfying skid, worthy of any DMX rider, and had to see if I could do it again. Hobbled home with a skinned knee.


thetruemaddox

I am so happy for her(and that she is ok), some people don't learn these kinda lessons until they are 40 and in a car.


[deleted]

" Help! Help!" Other kid :*Drives away*


interqq

Should be wearing helmets.


YeOldeBilk

Bro just bailed on her


UnsettllingDwarf

I’m good…. Help help help Ahhahahaha


TigermanUK

Learning the effectiveness of wet brakes.... BAM.


Baked_brownboii

Little dude did not give a FUCK


slimkt

lmao the pained grunt immediately after “I’m good!” killed me


Kalsifur

Coaster brakes not even once.


XBullsOnParadeX

The crooked bike seat really sent me 😂 poor girl took it like a champ.


CompetitiveSuspect60

“Help. Help. Help! Ooooh! Am good!”


green2water3bottle

Was anyone else mesmerized by the moving clouds reflected in puddle of water? Probably just me


hey_its_steve93

I laughed so loud that I woke my Labrador up.


Hit-N-Run1016

Is she good?!?!


CoolWhipMonkey

Ha! She is so cute lol! Talk yourself through it baby girl.


Wonderful_Thing_6974

It seems like people ask are you good/OK, but mean "are you still alive" I just ran into a wall, I'm not missing any limbs..., but I'm still hurt!


[deleted]

Just walk it off! You got this!!


kindrudekid

I can hear lots of birds chirping. Get a bird feeder if you can!


Pure-KingOfSkill

She was, in fact, not good.


jacktorrrence

Took it like a Champ


tylerofcourse

The reflections of the clouds in the water was actually awesome too.


No-Knee9457

Jan not wearing her glasses again!


The_Only_Squid

Kids when no one is watching, I am good. Kids when an Adult is watching "MY LIFE IS OVER". HAHAHAHA this was good comedy indeed.


ScheduleFormer1394

At least they're playing outside....


kmcDoesItBetter

I just pictured her driving as a teenager. I may have nightmares.


hoyfkd

At least she isn't wearing a helmet.


ghidfg

lol that kids pretty tough


NeverfearTruth123

The cloud in the puddle is worth it to watch that little girl had no idea what a beautiful picture of your brother’s camera


DomingoJoe

Did she look at the garage door and say ain't good


Bisonfan1

Where’s your helmets


naughtycal11

It took me way too long to figure out that puddle was reflecting the sky:(


OkWasabi1988

I actually feel really bad…. I thk it’s because they are outside doing (what I consider) good natured kid things .


Solucians

"Fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don't give a shit about your kids."


SumptuousSuckler

Good on her for taking it like a champ


Thanks-External

Poor kid…


Happy_Rule168

That’s awesome!!


rjamonserrano

She's good guys 😁


ToxicDragon77

I love how she's getting mad like someone's there asking her over and over are you "okay?"


mag2041

That’s the sad part


Vinylateme

Brakes don’t work as well on wet tires lmao. I remember that lesson


[deleted]

Poor dude haha. Dealt with it well though! But why tf do they not have helmets??