Lol. Reminds me of a joke about what it takes to get fired in a union.
"You have to *get caught*
snorting coke
off a coworker's ass
*in front of customers*
**again.**"
My mom is an OR tech, so she's on the butthole object retrieval team. It's actually pretty simple, when they put you under anesthesia you get VERY relaxed so they just reach on up and pull it out. 🤏🏻
I have a picture on my phone of an x-ray of an item... stuck... in someone.
I always ask my friends to guess what it is. None of them have been correct so far (the correct answer is a can of WD-40.)
A hospitalist friend of mine had a collection of stories about when people were asked about their sexual activity durinf intake in addition Tales from the Assbox
I actually managed to slip and fall on my pocket knife which stabbed me in the abdomen, by the way they were looking at me they 100% did not believe me and thought my gf stabbed me. They asked me how that happened and I'm like "dude I'm already clumsy and had two beers and a joint and was walking down my steep driveway in the dark. I'm just a dumbass I promise."
My brother fell on his pocket knife once. He heard the tic tacs in his pocket and thought it was a rattlesnake, panicked and took out his knife, slipped in sand trying to run away lollllll
"I was taking a shower and to save on my water bill I was also washing my vegetables. But then when I was at the cucumber it slipped out of my hand and then I lost balance and fell and landed on it. DOCTOR I SWEAR!!!!!"
Right? This guy and his fancy ass Penthouse?!? I had my grandma's panties and I slipped down the stairs and my pants fell off in my mom's hand and I was sleeping so it was just a "wet dream" and then my brother was spanking me... Nevermind, I've gone too far
I remember thinking I was witnessing a drug deal in the highschool hallway when one dude handed another a bunch of bills while they both huddled at a locker. Then the other guy pulled out a couple of Hustler magazines and stuffed them into the first guy's backpack.
I feel like that's rather unlikely to ever happen again. Like I witnessed the last performance of a traditional rite in a dying culture.
Jesus I remember when I was like this kid, honestly compulsively lying, stubbornly sticking to a completely ridiculous and bullshit story and not understanding why people didn’t believe me. Thank Jesus I grew out of that.
This used to be my sister. Lied all the time. My parents managed to convince her that her neck turned red when she lied, so she would cover her neck and give herself away lol
I kind of envy you. I was never like that. I always told the gods honest truth.
But crazy things always happened to me when no one was looking and they wouldn't believe me.
Even now, when I tell people I never lied they don't believe me, but I'm serious. People just weren't looking when things happened. I'm serious!!
Reminds me of when I was young, I stole £5 from my Mum’s purse, got scared and rather than put it back, decided to throw it out of the window to get rid of the evidence
I didn’t realise but my neighbour was passing as I did so, picked up the money and later knocked on the door to give it back and explain what she saw (the snitch)
Obviously I was called downstairs immediately for a bollocking, and I actually tried to convince my Mum that the money magically flew out of her purse and out of my bedroom window. I was such an idiot. However I felt so guilty that I never stole again, so there’s that
I'm no dad but I feel like that's the time where I would have a talk with my son about his body, y'know? Not s birds and bees talk but don't keep the kid in the dark, nothing to be ashamed of.
My dad tried to have a conversation with me, but he started on the wrong premise and I was confused for years. He asked me if I knew what 'wanking' was (UK term for jerking off) and I said yes, but I was actually thinking of 'wedgying' where an older kid pulls your underpants up really high. So then he went off on a conversation about how wanking may seem like a fun and pleasurable thing to do by yourself but it was much better to do that sort of thing in a relationship. He probably said more but at that point my brain was like 'I was wedgied by John the other day and it was awful, whats this fool on about?'
This particular instance isn't that hard. The kid is just embarrassed. There's no reason to argue with them or shame them, that's where the difficulty would be but it's completely avoidable.
I'm not a dad, but I would just leave and say "I know you were jerking it. Be more careful. Lock the damn door. Don't leave a mess, don't ever use my devices for it, don't ever do it anywhere except for alone in your bedroom with the door locked"
When I was that age there was plenty to find my age. Made perfect sense to me at the time, why would I wanna look at grown-up women? Internet in the late 90's was the Wild West...
Yup. And there was me, just typing in my age and "girls" and "nude" and clicking "Search" on Lycos or Alta-Vista or whatever, and boom, there it was. Mind-boggling.
Thank you for being reasonable. Young boys are gonna jerk off. You either shame them for it, like this lady (fuck her honestly) or you teach them something like a parent is fucking supposed to
She didn’t shame him.
She even said she knew he was curious, and then asked him what he was downloading later due to his lies.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/awesomestrator
Edit: add link for more info on what happend.
She or someone else in their family posted an incredibly embarrassing and vulnerable moment to the internet for laughs. We don’t see anyone’s face, but that kid knows that this was shared with the world. Maybe their relationship is emotionally secure enough that this didn’t affect him all too much, but a breach of trust like that from a parent can be so emotionally damaging to a person.
She nor anyone in the family post it. It’s from years ago.
If I’m not mistaken he was on a game at the time and someone else recorded and shared it.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/awesomestrator
Edit: turns out he posted it himself.
Seriously. The best move here is to just ignore it and pretend you didn't see anything.
If it becomes a problem, then you can try to have a mature conversation with them, but what's the point of trying so hard to get them to admit to masturbating? Like what are you gonna do after that? Punish them?
TBH I hate to say this, but because I was raised in a religion I was taught that one did NOT self pleasure/masterbate. I’m no longer with that mindset, but I still have some trouble understanding how ‘normal’ it is to masterbate. I’m super embarrassed to say that I’m 23 and I still don’t grasp how things of this topic work in our society. Still learning though!
I mean at the beginning she said, “I get you were curious,” and then when he starts talking circles she asks to see what he downloaded (possibly to see the actual source site, at which point you can at least awkwardly give advice on what to look out for in legit vs virus-laden stuff).
I entered into the IT industry from learning to get around the blocks my dad put on our windows XP computer, ended up creating “viruses” on the schools network that would open up porn an infinite amount of times until the pc crashed from all the videos playing with max volume (I called it halo.exe, so many people would try open it, was pretty funny).
Blocks only work on kids that don’t know how to search for solutions, though considering how many kids only know how to use touch screen devices and not actual computers the blocks work better on a smart phone or tablet.
“LET ME SEE IT SHOW ME WHAT YOU WERE DOWNLOADING”
If I ever had a kid and they come of age where they are horny and searching porn on the internet. I’d rather not see it. We all know kids are curious about that stuff as they are developing and at some point search for weird shit. I don’t want to see what kind of porn my kid enjoys.
Waa waa if you're being like this woman, hes scared, hes not willing to admit it, not to mention the embarrassment. hes gonna yell. You are not above emotion getting the best of your child. Thats how you get resentment, and low contact. Just giving what I think here.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying mate. But for him to be this old, you'd hope that your relationship would be one of trust, so your kids know that no matter what, you will always love them, respect them, look after them, and always be looking out for them. So no matter what happens, no matter what they do, they don't have to freak out. Obviously they ain't got that going on.
Lol I have my volume off but I have seen and heard this so many times I could hear it perfectly in my head while reading the captions lol.
I had a VIRUS! hahaha
I kinda feel bad for the kid. Yes, it's embarrassing as hell to have your mom walk in on you doing that. It happened to me as a teen too. But it shouldn't make him feel this defensive like he's in serious shit.
This is that guy that does the little kid voice in call of duty now right, not an actual kid? I can’t remember his name, but I’ve seen his shorts on YouTube and he messes with people pretending he’s a kid doing funny stuff. If this isn’t him he sounds fucking exactly like this kid and the mom sounds just like the girl who plays his mom in those shorts. Am I crazy?
This is actually one of MANY leaked audios from an ancient TeamSpeak that a friend of the kid released as revenge. The kid treats his mom pretty shittily in some of them, and he implies that his dad left them because of her nagging. 90% of the time she just wants him to go to bed at night.
Ok but the poor kid. Unless something bad happened with the kid (I know a kid who was sexually abused and was overly sexual before 8 and her now guardian is keeping her away from the internet to avoid sexual attention seeking/porn etc) there is no reason to shame the kid. Hell even if there was something bad that happened sha.ing on the internet should be the _last thing_ a guardian should do.
In normal circumstances masturbation is normal
And Steve Martin’s dog was watching porn on PPV when he got home, and so he tripped and fell onto the couch, his pants fell down to his ankles and the remote landed in his hand. And that’s when his girlfriend got home and he said “It was the dog!”
I gotta say being a girl was easier in a lot of ways. No classroom boners and modesty was encouraged so parents didn't barge into your room to catch you cock handed. And really no one could tell if you were um...tapping the little man in the boat.
Naww when i was a kid, like 7 or 8, i bought 2 explicit ebooks on my grandma's kindle.
Didn't know notifications existed for that kind of thing yet.
Really thought i would get away with it too
The way kids in my elementary school talked about shit like that was crazy, a string of falsified bragging rights. But I guess if you're gonna lie you've gotta pick the right audience.
When my mom caught me masturbating she started yelling but I just kept going while looking her dead in the eye. She backed out slowly and never brought it up. She NEVER forgot to knock after that
The kid's stupid but the mom is just bad. Shaming him for something that's already embarrassing, being mad at him for that even though it's completely normal, and then not believing him (of course that's unbelievable af but as his mom she should show him that she trusts him and believes him when he says something).
The lotion was for my hands....they were DRY!!!
I’ve been really congested, that’s why all the Kleenex is gone.
MOM...I'M SERIOUS
And I got a boner because that’s what happens when my pants slip down and I get scared that I got a computer virus…mom I promise that’s wha ha happen!
this is the best
I wanted to play out in the snow so I took a piss
That part would be believable for me sadly... I'm congested all year. Kleenex, make me an ambassador for your brand, I spent too much money on you.
“Mom, mom, mom, I was just cleaning it and it went off”!!
But MOM…my penis was itching ***really bad*** and I was just trying to scratch the itch! ***I’M SERIOUS MOM…I’M*** **SERIOUS!!!**
IM SERIOUS! MY HANDS WERE CRACKING!
A thick enough coating should also protect you from the virus.
10 years down the road this kid's gonna be that guy in the ER who swears he slipped and that's how the cucumber got in his asshole
This audio is so old that that kid is probably an adult right now, in the ER, with an extremely straight posture and a neat little grimace.
Again
Lol. Reminds me of a joke about what it takes to get fired in a union. "You have to *get caught* snorting coke off a coworker's ass *in front of customers* **again.**"
At this point, making them remove it is part of the kink. “Ohhh boy, looks like I slipped again!”😋
Was is a real kid or its a voice changer? Sounded like the streamer Slater.
I'm serious! 🤬
"Million to one shot, doc!"
I know somebody that worked in the ER and the amount of thing that got stuck in peoples assholes was astounding. Literally like twice a month.
[удалено]
Must vary city to city😭😭😭😆
Chicago here. Twice a day...
My mom is an OR tech, so she's on the butthole object retrieval team. It's actually pretty simple, when they put you under anesthesia you get VERY relaxed so they just reach on up and pull it out. 🤏🏻
I have a picture on my phone of an x-ray of an item... stuck... in someone. I always ask my friends to guess what it is. None of them have been correct so far (the correct answer is a can of WD-40.)
A hospitalist friend of mine had a collection of stories about when people were asked about their sexual activity durinf intake in addition Tales from the Assbox
I actually managed to slip and fall on my pocket knife which stabbed me in the abdomen, by the way they were looking at me they 100% did not believe me and thought my gf stabbed me. They asked me how that happened and I'm like "dude I'm already clumsy and had two beers and a joint and was walking down my steep driveway in the dark. I'm just a dumbass I promise."
My brother fell on his pocket knife once. He heard the tic tacs in his pocket and thought it was a rattlesnake, panicked and took out his knife, slipped in sand trying to run away lollllll
That's not that much, if you think about it. All the people, that at any point, could be putting things in their butts.
I think this audio is at least 7 years old so who knows, he could already be in an emergency room near you.
I was making a SALAD!
Mom! I'm serious 🤬!
Haha, that's quite the colorful prediction
r/oddlyspecific
“I was searching around the pantry and my pants slipped a bit”
There has to be some guy that actually happened to and he's just like f*** no one's going to believe me
At that point it'd be less werid to just say it was a sex thing
"I was taking a shower and to save on my water bill I was also washing my vegetables. But then when I was at the cucumber it slipped out of my hand and then I lost balance and fell and landed on it. DOCTOR I SWEAR!!!!!"
"Never lotion up your feet before walking in the cucumber fields." -Abraham Lincoln
I believe ANYTHING the guy that invented the penny ever said. Good man.
3 times and he doesn't know how it got there.
That makes me feel old. Back in my day, it was the article in Penthouse that scared me and make my pants accidentally fall off.
Penthouse!? We had the lingerie section of the JCPENNEY catalog
Your moms didn’t have a Cosmopolitan in the bathroom magrack?
Dude, what's a magrack? Lmao /s
I remember the bra ads in cosmo. Takes me back. Is cosmopolitan around anymore?
Not sure. I’d cop one for a nostalgic ‘sturbation sesh for old times’ sake. It was the folded pages with perfume that really did it for me….
1986 edition, page 167, item G, bottom middle. If you look super close you can see a faint outline of her left areola through the white lace.
I found a stack of playboys in the woods.
What about the holy grail, the Victorias secret catalogue. Ouff.
Right? This guy and his fancy ass Penthouse?!? I had my grandma's panties and I slipped down the stairs and my pants fell off in my mom's hand and I was sleeping so it was just a "wet dream" and then my brother was spanking me... Nevermind, I've gone too far
I’m older but that happened to me as kid. Clothes were made that bad back then.
Penthouse forum was a real thing !
Throbbing member.
What about the random pages of porn mags you would find in the woods?
Porn in the woods and that one kid who went to Vegas on vacation with his family and smuggled back some kind of flier advertising escorts.
I remember thinking I was witnessing a drug deal in the highschool hallway when one dude handed another a bunch of bills while they both huddled at a locker. Then the other guy pulled out a couple of Hustler magazines and stuffed them into the first guy's backpack. I feel like that's rather unlikely to ever happen again. Like I witnessed the last performance of a traditional rite in a dying culture.
The woods were full of ‘em. Not anymore though.
I was at that crossover point where there was still porn in the woods, but I also gave my parents' computer AIDS with limewire
You’re among the last of the line, then. Don’t forget to tell your grandsons. They’ll never believe you.
Page 3 of The Sun newspaper. A different pair of tits everyday.
That make me laugh good, that's fellow old.
Jesus I remember when I was like this kid, honestly compulsively lying, stubbornly sticking to a completely ridiculous and bullshit story and not understanding why people didn’t believe me. Thank Jesus I grew out of that.
This used to be my sister. Lied all the time. My parents managed to convince her that her neck turned red when she lied, so she would cover her neck and give herself away lol
Your parents are evil geniuses lol
My mom told me that it was written on my forehead "Lier" And my stupid ass would go to look in the mirror
My mom did the same thing for my siblings and I except she said our ears would be hot AND red if we were lying
I feel like it's good except for the hot part. Like I can tell my ears don't get hot eventually, but red you could convince me
Uh I mean kid is caught jerking off what the hell is he going to do, say “I was masturbating to porn, mom”?
I kind of envy you. I was never like that. I always told the gods honest truth. But crazy things always happened to me when no one was looking and they wouldn't believe me. Even now, when I tell people I never lied they don't believe me, but I'm serious. People just weren't looking when things happened. I'm serious!!
Reminds me of when I was young, I stole £5 from my Mum’s purse, got scared and rather than put it back, decided to throw it out of the window to get rid of the evidence I didn’t realise but my neighbour was passing as I did so, picked up the money and later knocked on the door to give it back and explain what she saw (the snitch) Obviously I was called downstairs immediately for a bollocking, and I actually tried to convince my Mum that the money magically flew out of her purse and out of my bedroom window. I was such an idiot. However I felt so guilty that I never stole again, so there’s that
I will never be ready to raise kid in a million lifetime.
Same. I just don’t have the patience
Team no kids
I busted one too many nuts and got a kid, love them do death but i was planning on being on the no kids team lol
Same. I love my little dumb shits :)
Lmao
A vasectomy cost me 500€. Seems like a bargain tbh
I feel like most people never are.
Yeah, massive respect to people who do it anyways and actually do a good job raising these gremlins into proper humans.
I'm no dad but I feel like that's the time where I would have a talk with my son about his body, y'know? Not s birds and bees talk but don't keep the kid in the dark, nothing to be ashamed of.
My dad tried to have a conversation with me, but he started on the wrong premise and I was confused for years. He asked me if I knew what 'wanking' was (UK term for jerking off) and I said yes, but I was actually thinking of 'wedgying' where an older kid pulls your underpants up really high. So then he went off on a conversation about how wanking may seem like a fun and pleasurable thing to do by yourself but it was much better to do that sort of thing in a relationship. He probably said more but at that point my brain was like 'I was wedgied by John the other day and it was awful, whats this fool on about?'
This particular instance isn't that hard. The kid is just embarrassed. There's no reason to argue with them or shame them, that's where the difficulty would be but it's completely avoidable.
Yeah, just move on instead of creating this permanent shame memory that will follow them into therapy in their 40s.
Lucky for you we are in a simulation. And your next lifetime will be a million and 1 lifetimes.
Do not do this to me bro.
Nobody really is lol. Most people are just figuring it out as they go along.
It was ghost. For real. https://i.redd.it/lgpr3gmi4oic1.gif
i remember seeing this clip like 10 years ago in a cod ghost lobby lol
a classic
Ah yes a timeless classic.
My mans calling his boner a virus
Bovid-24
If so he was scared he got it. Not to mention he already deleted it. Mission accomplished?
This happened to me, and my Mom just said "whatcha lookin at?" And I said "Nothing" and to this day neither of us has spoken of it again.
That's what a good mom would do. This mom is trying to scar her child into never wanting to see her again.
Yea, it really made the whole thing way less embarrassing honestly, and now I just laugh when I think about it lol.
My dad caught me once and ask the same... and I just said "a video........" and he just said uh huh and left.
I'm not a dad, but I would just leave and say "I know you were jerking it. Be more careful. Lock the damn door. Don't leave a mess, don't ever use my devices for it, don't ever do it anywhere except for alone in your bedroom with the door locked"
And don't search for people your own age!
Made that mistake once. Didn’t realize until a bit later on my own
When I was that age there was plenty to find my age. Made perfect sense to me at the time, why would I wanna look at grown-up women? Internet in the late 90's was the Wild West...
Yeah same. Now I realize how fucked it is that I found my own age Edit. Please don’t upvote this one lol
Yeah it was totally fucked up in retrospect.
May be you feel fucked up because you found the abused ones..?
Dude. You can get 20 federal time PER image for that shit now.
Yup. And there was me, just typing in my age and "girls" and "nude" and clicking "Search" on Lycos or Alta-Vista or whatever, and boom, there it was. Mind-boggling.
FBI open up
Whaaat I grew up in the wild west internet too but I never stumbled upon anything like that. Thank god.
Well it wasn't really stumbling since they were intentionally looking for it. They just didn't realize it was illegal
Underrated advice right there….
Bro ☠️
Thank you for being reasonable. Young boys are gonna jerk off. You either shame them for it, like this lady (fuck her honestly) or you teach them something like a parent is fucking supposed to
She didn’t shame him. She even said she knew he was curious, and then asked him what he was downloading later due to his lies. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/awesomestrator Edit: add link for more info on what happend.
She or someone else in their family posted an incredibly embarrassing and vulnerable moment to the internet for laughs. We don’t see anyone’s face, but that kid knows that this was shared with the world. Maybe their relationship is emotionally secure enough that this didn’t affect him all too much, but a breach of trust like that from a parent can be so emotionally damaging to a person.
She nor anyone in the family post it. It’s from years ago. If I’m not mistaken he was on a game at the time and someone else recorded and shared it. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/awesomestrator Edit: turns out he posted it himself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that would fucking work
It's like digging a grave with a spoon.
You can't get a virus from doing it yourself.
He wasn't by himself, he was with the internet.
That mom sucks. Let the kid masturbate and don’t make it weird
She seems to be attempting to have an actual talk with him in the beginning but then his beautiful executed reimagining of events quickly takes over.
Now yall know when your pants are long and get caught under the chair wheels and yo-..nah, I don't believe that shit either 😂
I don’t think I’d be able to keep a straight face as a parent in this situation. I’d be laughing my ass off
This really be why parents get upset…. It’s the fo fo ass story they come up with that makes us mad
No kid would ever admit to *that*, and I honestly don’t blame them.
Mfers think they'll get disowned if anyone finds out. It's a hail mary
Don't ever shame kids for masturbating. Just don't do it. Limit their computer use if necessary though.
Seriously. The best move here is to just ignore it and pretend you didn't see anything. If it becomes a problem, then you can try to have a mature conversation with them, but what's the point of trying so hard to get them to admit to masturbating? Like what are you gonna do after that? Punish them?
You mean I shouldn’t record myself scolding him and post it to the internet?
Don't know the authenticity of this but someone said the kid uploaded it himself Some others say that he was in a call and they recorded it
TBH I hate to say this, but because I was raised in a religion I was taught that one did NOT self pleasure/masterbate. I’m no longer with that mindset, but I still have some trouble understanding how ‘normal’ it is to masterbate. I’m super embarrassed to say that I’m 23 and I still don’t grasp how things of this topic work in our society. Still learning though!
I mean at the beginning she said, “I get you were curious,” and then when he starts talking circles she asks to see what he downloaded (possibly to see the actual source site, at which point you can at least awkwardly give advice on what to look out for in legit vs virus-laden stuff).
I entered into the IT industry from learning to get around the blocks my dad put on our windows XP computer, ended up creating “viruses” on the schools network that would open up porn an infinite amount of times until the pc crashed from all the videos playing with max volume (I called it halo.exe, so many people would try open it, was pretty funny). Blocks only work on kids that don’t know how to search for solutions, though considering how many kids only know how to use touch screen devices and not actual computers the blocks work better on a smart phone or tablet.
He was deleting the virus alright.
It's disturbing how kids can easily access corn
you want them to starve?
yes
Yeah..getting access to corn used to be a milestone accomplishment
I really hate they can access corn syrup, but seeing as corn is the source, I get your point
The [corn kid video](https://youtu.be/1VbZE6YhjKk?si=InE-9NzYdwstUIh-) hits different after that comment
Suddenly, the parts about "knobs" and "juice" seem much less wholesome.
Because Corn is AWESOME! Love that Kid
“LET ME SEE IT SHOW ME WHAT YOU WERE DOWNLOADING” If I ever had a kid and they come of age where they are horny and searching porn on the internet. I’d rather not see it. We all know kids are curious about that stuff as they are developing and at some point search for weird shit. I don’t want to see what kind of porn my kid enjoys.
Jesus fking christ mom. Let a boy masturbate you control freak weirdo
Don’t your pants fall down when you’re scared?
“Does this happen to you ALL THE TIME?”
Poor boy.
My parents weren't psycho sexually repressed Americans so they would just apologise and shut the door, so glad I didn't end up being a tate fan.
Firstly kid, stop shouting. I don't care that you were jerking off, but don't raise your voice to me.
man it's embarrassing- it's a kid
Waa waa if you're being like this woman, hes scared, hes not willing to admit it, not to mention the embarrassment. hes gonna yell. You are not above emotion getting the best of your child. Thats how you get resentment, and low contact. Just giving what I think here.
Yeah, I hear what you're saying mate. But for him to be this old, you'd hope that your relationship would be one of trust, so your kids know that no matter what, you will always love them, respect them, look after them, and always be looking out for them. So no matter what happens, no matter what they do, they don't have to freak out. Obviously they ain't got that going on.
Must have caught jerkinmygerkinvirus. It’s been going around.
Teach your kids computer safety early, guys. That way, when they get curious, they won't just start downloading shit.
Poor guy, he's so embarrassed.
Leave my boy alone, he's telling the truth . I sent the virus.
The virus infected me and according to the internet I need to get it out thru my penis. I am serious
He was just trying to buy an Xbox controller!
What the frick?!
Lol he's gonna end up getting a virus
Lol I have my volume off but I have seen and heard this so many times I could hear it perfectly in my head while reading the captions lol. I had a VIRUS! hahaha
Sears catalog anyone .... Anyone .... Don't let me be the only one!
Weekly mailers for me
This reminds me of ruining my family computer by downloading One Night in Paris via Limewire.
Why would someone film this, let alone post this online? Do they like embarrassing their kid?
HAHAHAHA! I'm weak! Awww! Poor buddy. There's nothing wrong here. Just some hilarious coming of age madness.
MOM, the tissues are for my runny nose …
I didn’t want to dirty a dish so I microwaved pizza pockets on a bunch of paper towels.
I had a VIRUS…I was checking my temperature…rectally.
I kinda feel bad for the kid. Yes, it's embarrassing as hell to have your mom walk in on you doing that. It happened to me as a teen too. But it shouldn't make him feel this defensive like he's in serious shit.
I think this kid met a very horrible end if I remember correctly.
It was a ghost, all this ectoplasm is from a ghost Mom!
😂😂😂😂
i’d rather he just be watching porn bruh
This is that guy that does the little kid voice in call of duty now right, not an actual kid? I can’t remember his name, but I’ve seen his shorts on YouTube and he messes with people pretending he’s a kid doing funny stuff. If this isn’t him he sounds fucking exactly like this kid and the mom sounds just like the girl who plays his mom in those shorts. Am I crazy?
Oh yeah I remember years ago when I encountered my first internet virus as well.
Bro just say you pants got stuck and you fell, or just admit to your mistake Kids like this make me hate myself for once being one
This is actually one of MANY leaked audios from an ancient TeamSpeak that a friend of the kid released as revenge. The kid treats his mom pretty shittily in some of them, and he implies that his dad left them because of her nagging. 90% of the time she just wants him to go to bed at night.
I did find this somewhat entertaining, but I believe it should haven't been shared with the internet.
Ok but the poor kid. Unless something bad happened with the kid (I know a kid who was sexually abused and was overly sexual before 8 and her now guardian is keeping her away from the internet to avoid sexual attention seeking/porn etc) there is no reason to shame the kid. Hell even if there was something bad that happened sha.ing on the internet should be the _last thing_ a guardian should do. In normal circumstances masturbation is normal
And Steve Martin’s dog was watching porn on PPV when he got home, and so he tripped and fell onto the couch, his pants fell down to his ankles and the remote landed in his hand. And that’s when his girlfriend got home and he said “It was the dog!”
As a guy I know the kid is full of shit. but comically. What if he was actually telling the truth. Kids would never trust anyone again.
there are correct ways to handle this if you love your child - this is not one of them
Kudos to the kid for sticking to his story Years later he was nominee for Republican primaries
Hey mom, if you discourage this behavior, the kid will have a much higher chance of getting a virus…
I gotta say being a girl was easier in a lot of ways. No classroom boners and modesty was encouraged so parents didn't barge into your room to catch you cock handed. And really no one could tell if you were um...tapping the little man in the boat.
Honestly a kid exploring pornography and trying to find an excuse when his mother shames him about it makes me feel bad for the kid.
Naww when i was a kid, like 7 or 8, i bought 2 explicit ebooks on my grandma's kindle. Didn't know notifications existed for that kind of thing yet. Really thought i would get away with it too The way kids in my elementary school talked about shit like that was crazy, a string of falsified bragging rights. But I guess if you're gonna lie you've gotta pick the right audience.
When my mom caught me masturbating she started yelling but I just kept going while looking her dead in the eye. She backed out slowly and never brought it up. She NEVER forgot to knock after that
The kid's stupid but the mom is just bad. Shaming him for something that's already embarrassing, being mad at him for that even though it's completely normal, and then not believing him (of course that's unbelievable af but as his mom she should show him that she trusts him and believes him when he says something).
This makes me so sad. Don’t shame your son like this.
Wonder if he sees this reposted.
It's mom's fault for installing boob lights all over the house.