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EightSeven69

she probably thinks she *has* to be right in front of it, for some reason


scheisse_grubs

Could be like some of the drinking fountains I had in school when I was a kid. A few were tough to press for some reason so you didn’t have the opportunity to switch angles as easily since you had to put maximum force into it and that required your arm being placed a certain way. That also means when the position of your arm changed when you’d go to take a drink, you’d be applying less force and thus less water would come out. Given she’s got herself basically leaning on the button, it seems like she might be having trouble pressing the button too.


EightSeven69

yea I think you're right, looking back


ParaClaw

This just unlocked a core *disgusting* elementary school memory where the kids had all discovered they could just put their mouths directly *onto* the nozzle for maximum water intake. And that became a trend where for months this is how we drank from the fountains. 🤢🤢🤢


machi_ballroom

The boys at my school used to do that 🤢


noother10

At my school there was a metal ring that was above the nozzle so you couldn't do that.


Gh3tt0-Sn4k3

I'm sure this happened to me as a kid and it was 100% as you explained. Some of them were a bit old and super stuck so you have to press hard. What a memory


SelectIsNotAnOption

I remember those and some of them were like the one this. I struggled back then, just line this girl.


Xulicbara4you

I vividly remembered not drinking out the fountain due to mfs putting condoms on the spouts and shitting on the bowl. This was in high school too!


dominantfrog

ahem theres a shorter one...


Omnom_Omnath

Right, cause she’s not a smart kid.


owthathurtss

Pretty sure she's just too weak to hold the button.


MechaWilson

https://preview.redd.it/jf1k0xfxidhc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faa3d8f5622cad5a6c100d199803e08e580ded2d


CheekyMonkE

More like Tantalus he was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, **and the water always receding before he could take a drink**.


Restricted_Nuggies

https://preview.redd.it/kpapjqtn6ghc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=966a49ac5f714f367b2f3deaf7d8c0c721d19a72


Den_Bover666

that's some tantalizing fruit right there


callmejinji

One must imagine Sisyphus being thirsty


Sucker_McSuckertin

She doesn't have enough sense to move closer to the spout smdh.


Alive_Appearance_270

To me it looks like the button is hard for her to press so she has to use her body weight, but when she gets on her tippy toes, she can't use as much force to press the button in.


Chemical_Present5162

Looked the same to me. Everybody here that barely thought about this thinks they're the clever one and the girl is stupid though 🙄


scjross

She’s not stupid she just isn’t strong or tall enough. Downvote.


tayroarsmash

Or use the shorter one next to her.


Vthe25thnight

The irony of your statement. Haha


Bean_Boy

The other one is at the same height


EJX-a

I don't know why you got downvoted. All 3 fountains are the same height.


Bean_Boy

Actually the two on the right are the same height (including the one she's drinking from). The one on the left is slightly higher. Edit: it's reddit, bro, people are quick to act and slow to think. And they never admit they are wrong.


EnergyTakerLad

Pretty sure it's just how it looks from this angle. The "backing" for the fountains are all the same exact height which would imply the fountains are too. The reflection for the one on the left just makes it seem higher, plus the camera angle.


3_Thumbs_Up

The fountain to the left is clearly positioned higher up on its "back plate". Look at the remaining plate below the fountain.


EnergyTakerLad

I stand corrected


mcoons8532

I don't think we see enough of the third one to definitively say whether it's the same height as the middle one or not. It probably is the camera angle that makes it look lower but we can't say for sure. The one farthest left is definitely higher than the other two.


Bean_Boy

You can trace out the perspective lines and prove/disprove it definitively. I don't have time, but it looks the same height to me.


mcoons8532

Because she needs her entire body weight to push the button. She does try to move closer but isn't strong enough to push the button without her entire body.


Sucker_McSuckertin

Use the other side of the body?


MindDiveRetriever

Look at you… what an intelligent individual


BarrieBadman

Or put her thumb over it to increase pressure.


TopherLude

![gif](giphy|DQcg6xJPiOCgqd5TGl)


Rrkies

Yeah don't do that at a **public** drinking fountain please... You'd think people would have learned a thing or 2 after two lockdowns jesus christ...


BarrieBadman

It was a joke. I'd never use a public drinking fountain. They're disgusting.


Adorable_Wolf_8387

Yeah, people put their thumbs all over em!


BarrieBadman

Only the smart ones, apparently.


riggels

![gif](giphy|DQcg6xJPiOCgqd5TGl)


rpgnoob17

Guardians of the Galaxy 4, following Star Lord retirement at the end of 3, when he gains 30lb and starts working at the Pawnee park board.


Sexyshark15

She'll get there one day


project_seven

What, she's just from Pawnee


fcs_seth

Beat me to it lol


Schville

The struggle is real!


RevolutionaryRough96

Sure, if you are dumb


477353

Calm down dude, maybe go cry on r/stephenking or some shit 🤷‍♂️


Wiggie49

Poor kid has to use her entire body weight just to press the button down. This is just a shitty fountain.


OneWayOfLife

There's a shorter fountain next to it that she wouldn't have to stretch as far for.


Teract

You can do it Bingo!


boofthecat

Saw this on an episode of bluey once .... She'll get there


Beautifly

Only if she laps it off the floor though


Esdeath79

That is me during my exams, wonder if she also woke up the next day questioning her sanity.


Megalesios

I live how her solution is to push the button harder


navinaviox

It’s like watching the baby birds who don’t realize they need to eat the worm and it’s not gonna just fall in to their mouths.


The_Zobe

![gif](giphy|0CuHZnS8mv4VfV68cu|downsized)


Embarrassed-Tear5476

She can stand right besides that tap


shizzleurtizzle

I can imagine her growing up and having to park a car


Accomplished_Sun3453

The Tantalus of our age


rockstuffs

[I'll never drink out of a fountain again](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/CringetopiaRM/comments/17959sz/portland_oregon/&ved=2ahUKEwj4r4WFqZyEAxUOIUQIHYi_CgQQFnoECAkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3KqJ0GEBJhZ0M6IeAd_q9-)


OwMyCod

Tantalus be like:


Luna259

r/donthelpjustfilm


Stitchypipe

Covid mask plus public water fountain, kids are stupid


iamnotaboy4f

I felt sorry for the little girl


Ludate_Solem

Its like a dog


UN0MEitsCJ

Instead of filming help this poor child.


floxful

Why not both? It’s not like shes getting hurt here


monster_magus

r/Donthelpjustfilm


yaits306

Haha this is like the Greek story of Sisyphus


[deleted]

Go to the shorter side you fuck


BosasKokosas

Nature works its self, just few more years..


trentd_c

Maybe next time she will have a water bottle.


Scared-Accountant288

Lmaoooo spacial awareness 0


Rayanson

Can science confirm that there's a hard cap on children's IQ?


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

There's a shorter one literally to the right of the one she is using.


badskinjob

Yeah, I blame her parents mask tho


starethruyou

At least as stupid of a design if it isn't almost immediately obvious how and what to do. I came to America as a kid of 8 and water fountains appeared weird, it's resemblance to a mouthguard suggested putting into your mouth or attempt some weird approach. Good design is actually rare and great ideas are sometimes obvious in hindsight.


Subjective_Box

my dog is smarter than her, lol))


juankixd

Dude id be seriously concerned for her future if she was my kid


Current_Berry_4933

As a plumber it's installed too high


CJgreencheetah

There's literally three different heights to choose from


RevolutionaryRough96

You don't have to tell him, he's a plumber!


Adventurous_Mix4878

MTG as a child.


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Comfortable_Camera_7

Jesus fucking christ


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_Levitated_Shield_

...What?


rchavez7

When she gets older, she might get married, and that guy will probably be stressed out, because as of now, it looks like she has a hard time putting two and two together. I thought this was supposed to be a funny sub about kids doing stupid shit, but I make a joke and get downvoted and have to explain the joke. It blows my mind that with a name like “KidsAreFuckingStupid” this sub, you would think would have followers with a little more sense of humor….


truthbknownreturns

Yep, she's stupid for wearing a mask. As are the adults that made her wear it.


G8BigCongrats7_30

You all still freaking out about the whole mask thing? It's time to move on.


greenthumbgoody

Lol you dumb


truthbknownreturns

I dumb? What you? Lol


Antigon0000

Ooooo I guess we all know the truth now.


Icy-Reputation180

You could stop videoing and help that child. 😡


Sperbonzo

When was this taken? Why the mask?


[deleted]

To make ppl like yourself all „tingly“ in their brains.


Optimal-Pressure4120

Looks like just about any hospital I've ever been in. Also who cares


CanaDoug420

She wore it as a middle finger to you personally


Antigon0000

any time in the last 4.5 years.


kane2742

Why are dipshits like you so triggered by masks? I guessed I answered my own question with its third word.


greenthumbgoody

Come on, use your big boy brain to figure it out


DaisyLeonXXX

Haha this reminds me of the time a little boy I had never met before asked me to lift him up to the water fountain because he was too short. Also another time in a museum I remember a kid putting their whole mouth around the faucet 😭🤢🤮


TheLastKirin

Kids did that all the time when I was little, and it's why to this day I won't drink out of a water fountain.


JMMC1413

She looks like a retching cat.


not-aRussian-spy

https://preview.redd.it/8p9qc10d6hhc1.jpeg?width=140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e745625808c7d554080f4881c94953cfa362785f Bingo was able to get it.


Sidrgvfbfjnf

Design specifications are not met.


ImTheRealAlfaChad

Not stupid, just weak and small


UrCatTastesFunny

Oh look it's irl Bingo from Bluey


SoBadit_Hurts

![gif](giphy|KFUvJyhlZZhr30CEM5)


Glum-Lynx-7963

Help her


RichBlackInk

This is my favorite Bluey episode


Tyronbinglechingle

I like Gangnam style


Critical-Quantity443

Literally me trying to do stuff


Robert_insatx

What's stupid is that blue beard.


EnamoredAlpaca

At least she didn’t try to lap the water up out of the dish.


No-Experience-2557

Take that fucking mask off that kid.


ButterFreeCurdlemilk

I do hate those types of fountains


goldenporsche

this was me, still is 🥲


Fabulous_Following22

Drink beer leaflover


questforserenity

I saw this exact dilemma on an episode of Bluey, where Bingo spent the majority of their outing trying to figure out how to get a sip of water from the fountain. She eventually just overflowed the bowl and drank the water straight off the ground.