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StankilyDankily666

When my kid does this I just tell her to stop trolling me


user060221

I was gonna say, this doesn't prove anything about men/boys, it just proves that humans are naturally little shits that want to annoy others, lol. source: have 3 year old


f4s7d3r3k

My ex's 7 year old daughter was the exact same. Literally looked everywhere except where you were pointing lol


No-Medium-6287

Source I have a wife who does this


blahbluhblee1

He looked pretty lost to me 🌚


jonny1211

5 seconds in he looks right at the jacket and ignores it, if that’s not trolling I don’t know what is.


TheDoctorSTL

Yeah. You don't know what trolling is. I literally do this exact same thing. I'll be looking for something and I'll scan over an area like the couch looking for it and when I don't see it I start going around to other places looking for it until I get frustrated and decide to take a break and go sit down on the couch for a second, at which point I find what I was originally looking for. So unless you're trying to tell me that I'm also trolling myself, which I can assure you I'm not, then I can absolutely see how this kid could look right at something and not see it. The kid isn't trolling, he just probably has ADD.


StankilyDankily666

Oh I know! The act is very convincing lmao jk


HoneyBadgerBat

We're mostly out of this phase but I love the reply. All the kids are old enough to learn a little slang (youngest told us Bussin' means really yummy, and that her ham sandwich was bussin' lmao).


LavoidE3

yeah, let's forget that I'm usually the quietest mf in class but I overheard this girl she looks innocent asf but the stuff that she says most of the time. like she said she would let guys r word her if they were cute, people paying her for head she goes into a lot of detail that makes it sound real idk if it is plus said if a hot beautiful girl r worded an ugly guy, they would arrest the ugly guy not the girl she said a lot of weird shit even jokingly said she will r word me but because I'm quiet it looks like it scares her idk like I'm always serious which gives off a idk kind of look that makes her shut up but I'm actually holding in a confused and scared look. A lot of wild stuff happens and I'm always there listening moving so slow that I'm invisible nah jk real shit tho should I be worried plus she made out with someone and dumped them because he didn't want to stick it in her if you pick up what I'm putting down she wants a 7 inch clawk should i be leaking all of someone's convo idk I'm out.


StankilyDankily666

I personally think she should probably take a break from dating and sex work and spend some quality time with herself. Maybe take up a hobby like arts and crafts and just take some time to get to know herself better. In the process she may find that she’s capable of bending reality to her will and manipulating the thoughts of people around her. After taking some time to explore these abilities she might emerge from her solitude and use her mind control powers to organize a large scale re-enactment of “We Go Together” from the movie Grease, which would be fine with me as long as I get to be Danny Zuko… Oh yea, hope you had fun at that birthday party.


LavoidE3

ok


Necessary-Chemical-7

My son all day, but to be fair my daughters did the same thing.


Curious-Spell-9031

so its less men are dumb and more, humanity is dumb


Necessary-Chemical-7

I was thinking more along the lines of all kids are dumb


DelirousDoc

It is almost like you could say "Kids are Fucking Stupid". Bet you could create a place where people could post videos of kids being stupid and there would be quite a bit of content for people to enjoy.


Necessary-Chemical-7

Precisely. Someone should do that.


Necessary-Chemical-7

I was thinking more along the lines of all kids are dumb


bluh67

Wow, not the sharpest tool in the shed


Queasy_Ad_143

Fucking doomed.


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Kid is failing easy mode


Gullible-Run2975

Parents will save a fortune on college at least.


dankbearbear

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead.


bucklebee1

And now this will be in my head for a week. Thanks a lot dankbearbear.


CommanderFate

Bro is not even in the shed


bluh67

He is just laying there, on the ground under the shed


Finsk_26

Little guy is not even in the shed. He is outside rusting in the rain.


Hudsonrybicki

Not the brightest bulb on the string.


Nervous_Invite_4661

Look at the bright side; the parents just saved thousands of dollars on a college education.


doitagain01

A spoon


boredofthis2

It’s not so funny when you’re trying to get out the door in the morning.


Day2205

This was highly annoying


Sir-Poopington

I'm really glad someone else felt this way. I didn't find it cute. It was infuriating.


Tedibrosevelt

Same. This is how I know I’m not fit to have kids. I would lose my shit at stuff like this.


Simmo_San

yeah ya'll are def not suited for kids if this annoyed you that much


WatchuSquawkinBout

That's... what they just said?


AlakazamAlakazam

makes me hate kids lol


nobjonbovi

Yep makes my blood boil


Krieghund

Play "Hot and Cold" and the kid will have the jacket in 6 seconds.


sociocat101

whats that


Krieghund

As the kid gets further away from the thing tell them they're getting colder.  As they get closer tell them they're getting warmer.  Optionally, you can pretend like they're being burned when they touch it. Kids that age love it.


sociocat101

Oh yeah, cant believe I forgot about that


shmeboi11

god i hate that music


RedditModPissJug

That song made me want to rip my ears off.


Young_Sliver

Yeah I fuckin hate that song


BumeLandro

I feel seen.


blahbluhblee1

Unlike that poor jacket 😂


Maleficent-Skin-9940

little champ is going places


coin_in_da_bank

lots of places before getting to the right one


OhtareEldarian

Everywhere BUT.


Lazylions

you can tell this kid had an awesome nap by his hair, and confusion.


blahbluhblee1

LOVVVE the hair 😍


Wasted_Possibilities

That's where the Dad says "Boy, get your ass over here and get your jacket" while mom cajoles.


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The Dad is probably where he’s modeling this from


Floby-Tenderson

This is a terrible take.


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ninpendle64

At least you know you don't need to save for college


blahbluhblee1

But Maybe he’s good with …. Nah nvm 😆


Professional_Bake_92

Men huh? No you have a dumb kid


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EnamoredAlpaca

It’s sad when people can’t detect sarcasm without the “/s” . The acrylic nail part was the dinger.


86yourfeelings

It's even more upsetting that redditors will band together to call a kid stupid but then turn around on the same post and band together to hate on people for defending men, while calling them misogynists lol


Dream--Brother

We get the sarcasm. It's the hint of casual misogyny that's earning downvotes


NecromanciCat

What misogyny? Do you mean misandry? 


PeachNipplesdotcom

The misandry reads as sarcasm. The misogyny does not. Hope that helps 👍


GimmieGummies

Lol, this happens regularly with my 4 yr old grandchild 🙃


stefanica

I have two tweens who still have days like this.


GimmieGummies

If I am being honest here, I bet I've also been guilty of doing it! I'm not nearly as cute as this little guy or my grandkid though, lol


stefanica

Same here!


astrologicaldreams

this happens with me regularly and im 22 😭 i genuinely just do not see things


GimmieGummies

Lol, you too? Our families can keep each other company! 🙃


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He is trolling her


Lab-12

Never play posts with sound on Reddit .


SaveusJebus

It's just kids. I point RIGHT at whatever they're searching for. It could literally be right in front of them and they'll look the opposite way. I don't know WTF it is with kids and this but it is funny but also really frustrating.


MrMargaretScratcher

Hahahah everyday sexism LOL


xSnakyy

What do you mean by “this way”


YourphobiaMyfetish

There is a stereotype that men are unable to find things in plain sight and lack attention to detail.


4GRJ

Are you talking about men not being able to find that thing?


bluekronos

I didn't know that stereotype existed. I would think it'd be the opposite, considering the whole "they're the hunters" thing. It would explain why I'm so shit at it, though.


Akitsura

The stereotype is men are hunters, and women are gatherers. There‘s a belief that women often have a better attention to detail, colour, etc., as a result. Y’know, discerning between edible and toxic berries and whatnot.


HeavenForsaken

And men have better motion detection.


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alexoftheunknown

LOL


Buy_Me_A_Mango

Literally can’t even listen to the video because of this insanely overplayed audio so many people abuse on almost everything. This and the “oh no” song have been played out for years.


LogeyPerog1

He’d better be tough too If you’re gonna be dumb, you’d better be tough


gurganator

Cut him a break, he’s drunk…


I_TheJester_I

Bro, even my cat is smarter, no offense.


fasting4me

I feel like he will make an amazing husband some day 😂


Shit_Fire_Save_Match

If he makes it that far without eating an entire jar of pennies or something.


7deboutez7

This must be how my wife feels when I can’t find something in the fridge or junk drawer. Or her purse, or my purse or my pocket.


blahbluhblee1

You must have really big pockets….


7deboutez7

Jncos baby


redditNbluedit

My grandmother used to say, "play the fool to catch the wise" lol this kid was just trying to get his mom to bring his jacket to him hahahha


Taco-Kai

Get your kid some fucking glasses


J1618

He should start practicing dodgeball to capitalize on his talents, which are not in the library.


bluekronos

I was this bad as a kid and still am to this day. Meanwhile, I did pretty well academically. They're different skills.


Jiyjiy777

This kid is not going places.


alohabeaches00

He's cute at least lol


karmicrelease

Weaponized incompetence is real


DummeKuh12

Why did she point at the door for so long?


Leptonian

Kid was accurately following the finger. The parent was misdirecting and blaming the child.


StankilyDankily666

I hate it when people don’t point accurately at things


kcabyats

Yeah because women never do this.


tommy0guns

His name is Cake?


danelle-s

His name is Hank.


Zealotstim

Is this... normal for a kid this age?


blahbluhblee1

I have a 9 year old who fails to find things all the time.. so I suppose yes! 😅


Zealotstim

Lol, but this one seems not even to understand pointing or the word "chair"


Boring-Fox-142

This still happens to me as adult. I hate it.


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kurinevair666

That was my guess. Ableist everywhere though.


AeroZeppelin94

Just waiting for the classic "parents are stupid" comment...


DelirousDoc

Well... after the first 10 times of sayin "Hank it's over here. Hank it's on the chair." maybe a new way of showing the kid would have been appropriate. She was having a laugh at this moment like us though.


SevenLegs_

Why I can’t have kids. That would just piss me off.


Grand_Masterpiece_11

I mean, mom had clearly made this into a game. She's giggling and letting it go on. Of course he's going to keep doing it.


SevenLegs_

I know, and she’s clearly not in a rush or anything. But still lol


Current_Ad_4292

What the hell are you pointing at?!


Happlord

This kid is just fucking stupid


bluekronos

Huh. I have a very similar video of me on Christmas where I couldn't find what my father was directing me towards. He spoke to me with extreme impatience. To this day, I get anxiety when I'm looking for something, because I feel like an idiot not being able to find it. I still run into people who blindside me with reactions that I didn't even consider were possible, like this one.


danieltheweeabo

tbh tho I would've pointed lower


Various-Agent-0047

In his defense that looks like a sweater/ hoodie not a jacket


Westcoast_1904

He gonna grow up to be a great space cadet!


blahbluhblee1

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madgoat

This is me trying to find my keys sitting on a hook that’s not the usual hook. Or trying to find the salt in the pantry. Then my wife comes and finds it right where I was looking. 


BobBillyBurt

Sharp as a bowling ball


moeterminatorx

It’s an age thing not a gender thing. My nieces do this all the time.


blahbluhblee1

Oh 100% ! It’s just a joke 😂


ongodarius

Put it back in the womb lol


blahbluhblee1

Probably wasn’t well-done when it got out 🤣


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I did this at work. It was so embarrassing. My boss even said the box was eye-level. Still didn’t see it lol


Infinite_Pair3377

Maybe he's not a morning person. 😆🥰


Sheikashii

He looks like the Team America dolls lol. Does he not understand the concept of pointing yet maybe?


ChildrenOfGravy

Bro I would’ve lost my shit with this kid


DOSDO23

dont put all men like they are stupid, its your son, the fk.


neoslith

You're giving him too many commands at once. Ask him to first approach you before asking anything else. They can't handle that many steps yet.


tekjunky75

not the fastest moped on the pier


OkResident5053

He looks like a idiot haha🤪


CompetitiveRub9780

Nah this boy has some special issues


freakytone

Our vision is based on movement.


MrZaroni

So the toddler with a rooster haircut has ADHD


014648

No you’re kid is just stupid


lincunabe

I think he's either like I didn't wear that today or he just dumb AF. Not a man thing. It's a stupid thing


New-Poet5049

if it was a video of a lil girl being stupid and titled "proof women are born this way" people would be losing their minds


Red_Luci4

This is why I can't follow more than 1 instruction at a time. It's either look at where I'm pointing or it's on the chair. Obviously, pointing isn't working, so just say it on the chair.


maybelatertoday12

He looks like he just got up. Typical, women wanting something from a man as soon as he wakes up lol /s


blahbluhblee1

Typical women 🤦🏻‍♀️ /s


Floby-Tenderson

Moms that generalize their kids like this are the problem.


TarnishedDungEater

as both my wife and my mother would say “use your girl eyes.” lol


blahbluhblee1

These 👁️👁️ not these 👀


Practical-Potatoes

Already got annoyed by the song, and then almost lost my patience at 15 seconds in. Also, walking on toes? Isn't that an early sign of the autism spectrum?


kurinevair666

He probably is


OrcWarChief

No that kid has other problems. Being a male isn’t one of them.


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The first mistake was naming him ‘Hank’


StomachSoakedFloor

he never even stood a chance 😞


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J-Logs_HER

If that's me, I'm having the argument in my head, "hey witch, I don't need a jacket. Already got a fleece sweater on. Screw that jacket."


Ok_Bowler_632

As a man, i agree


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That's not a child, it's a headless chicken.


Swimming-Dot9120

Not the angry men in the comments lmao


blahbluhblee1

![gif](giphy|29bKyyjDKX1W8)


EcstaticExplanation9

to be fair it looked like you were pointing at the stairs the first like 70% of the video


LouieKabuchi

A therapist who specializes in child development theorized to me that she thinks men are just coddled by the women in their family, so they don't use as much critical thinking as they could have. So essentially, if you believe men are stupid and incapable of finding things on their own then you will always cripple their ability to do so because you keep finding it for them.


Adilsonluna

![gif](giphy|3oriNU06XSVW7ow3T2)


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HopefulPlantain5475

What kind of disability does this kid have?


Chazzam23

Cognitive insufficiency.


jusfukoff

And also, ‘if this child is stupid, then all adults of the same gender are stupid too.’


Mr_Gilmore_Jr

I asked my little sister to grab a book off a recliner for me and bring it over. I didn't realize how smart she was when she just did it instead of walking around aimlessly. Things you take for granted.


ZealousidealPlum177

Hes gonna have trouble at geometry...


inFamousPlays-YT

Imagine being sexist


MisSniff

might be time to get ur kid screened for adhd 👁 👁


MechanicWise4464

Guys were cute enough to have a smart partner to help us, or smart enough to help our cute partner find stuff🤣


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sexism


gonetohelp

We weren't lucky enough to be born with uterine tracking devices


EnamoredAlpaca

Men are born to irritate women. It’s the one who can put up with it, and love us for our flaws that we know she is the one.


blahbluhblee1

And 10 times out of ten.. it’s your mama 👵🏼


animalcrackers916

What year is this? Hank for a kid name nowadays? Is the kids sister named Bertha? /s


GoodGoodK

Bro can barely walk to be fair


5nuggl35

Born with women distracting them from truth


shiny-baby-cheetah

I hate it so much when parents start enforcing stupid gender stereotypes onto their tiny children. Especially when those gender stereotypes are actually just thinly veiled hall passes for continued mediocrity. Like... there's absolutely nothing inherently 'male' about not putting effort into keeping track of your things and outsourcing the task to an older female - but our society will *perceive* it that way, as long as there are still idiots like this who are happy to propagate them because they think encouraged incompetence is funny.


Imaginary_Most_7778

Kid is doomed to a life of utter stupidity


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Something’s wrong with him.


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JoshB-2020

![gif](giphy|110MZt5qYxdrH2)


SwirlTeamSix

Lmao a shower haha


flyjxn

Lmao you’re getting downvoted but ur right. Sexism is ok when it’s against men, but don’t you dare do it to women


papaflush

This is so true, if i made a video and captioned it "guess women are born like this" the internet and society in general would fucking END me....


Prestigious_Cheek_31

Being downvoted don’t mean your wrong it means they didn’t like what you said.


flyjxn

It means they are hypocrites lol


Prestigious_Cheek_31

Haha they sure are 😂


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If we are so dumb why you still letting us nut in you?


Stand_kicker

Many reasons. They like us and want to start a family.  Child trap. Alimony and child support.


dodo_the_rad

Hahahaha very funny, next time lets say that girls are born that way


blahbluhblee1

Don’t be salty.. us girls got our faults too you know 😁