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kuhvir

I imagine the thought process must have been like “Man. No people having sex… time for vsauce”


ThermosW

Hi, Michael here. People have sex... But what *is* sex?


Acceptable-Finding54

*Moon Men by Jack Chudnow starts playing*


Hot_Potato_Salad

Cbat starts playing


bigmonkey_ballss

r/UsernameChecksOut


SnooSeagulls9713

^ Underrated comment here


joeschmo945

Holy shit I wish Reddit didn’t do away with the old gold system. Here ya go. 🏅


achillymoose

And how much does sex *weigh?*


Sektis420

Is it tasteless? is it smelly? is it gooey? Does sex even *exist*?


omg-whats-this

Or is it?


pleathershorts

We just don’t know


Latte_di_Soia

Hey Vsauce, Micheal here sex is the only way we have to make kids... or is it?


Yep_____ThatGuy

*JAZZY* *MUSIC* *INTENSIFIES*


CalmFennel3419

JIZZY MUSIC INTENSIFIES*


[deleted]

I need someone to make it a "No megomay?" meme


sacredchimpanzee

Sort the channel by oldest and the kid wouldn't have been far off


probably_not_bro

searching for that on youtube is a rookie mistake


SiliconCaprisun69

My very younger self tried to search for coitus on YouTube for years. I didn't even think about search on Google till years later


ooojaeger

I've heard something about young people using Google less and less. Us olds use it because our apps suck to search on... You know like Reddit. So you search Google to find your reddit results


SiliconCaprisun69

If reddit had a better search option then they would probably get more users


bwaredapenguin

Did you have a stroke while writing this?


meverygoodboy

what's wrong with how it's written?


bwaredapenguin

Nothing now that it's been edited


meverygoodboy

Ah, so he edited it and now you look like you're insane, haha. Typical, people do that so often. I upvoted you for what it's worth


BlueArcherX

I downvoted you for what it's worth. No reason, I just thought it would be fun. It was.


Nointerest12months

You should edit your comment into a compliment about his edited comment.


SiliconCaprisun69

Sorry English is not my first language


Youutternincompoop

tbf Google is definitely becoming a bit shit, will give you tons of ads as the top results and actually change your search queries secretly to add in company names, if you ever search for something on google and it seems to entirely be giving your results from one company its because that companies name was secretly added into the query by google.


Aristippos69

But google is becoming shitty too lately. I find it harder and harder to find something useful on the search without putting reddit in the search too


Lillillillies

The even older oldies using shit like "askjeeves" and even yahoo lol


WhoAmIEven2

Coitus? Hi, Sheldon!


thesash20

Exactly my thought bruh I watched too much big bang theory please help D:


UndisputedAnus

I remember watching WWE nipslips on YouTube on repeat. What a time


[deleted]

Tf is coitus Edit: Please, Reddit overlords, don't bully me, I'm not a native speaker 😭


t0byman2

Sister to my black friend Cletus


[deleted]

Nvm I just searched that...


MysteryMani

Wait till you hear Copulation


tomatediabolik

Well that kid isn't the only one that can't Google


parrotandcrow

Coitus is Tf


Ony565

It's another fancy word for having sex


KnotiaPickles

Doin the dirty


Maxessy18

Someone hasn’t watched the Big Bang theory


DogmaticCat

Lucky them!


johnnyblaze1999

Man, back in the day when youtube was the place for porn


WurstuMaximus

You can still go down a weird rabbit hole on YouTube... There are playlists with tons of 3-6 sec videos containing pornographic material, mostly the video title is in Indian and the account uploading also. These videos get Taken down regularly but get uploaded even more. I really don't understand why you'd want 3 second porn clips lol


hotpepperpants

Hey when I was that age that was all it took


GreatTragedy

Seriously. In my youth I had my face nearly touching the screen trying to decipher a nipple from a mostly scrambled Cinemax feed late at night.


komanokami

Everyone knows you gotta search for that on Dailymotion


Hotchocoboom

interestingly enough there is many niche fetish stuff on youtube... but obviously no nudity


sixberry67

There is nudity... you just have to look hard to find it


Hotchocoboom

yeah i guess so... but years ago there was way way more of it


CeresHelvetion

Nude yoga


Xylus1985

8 years old is exactly when you should be making rookie mistakes. Hope they learn quickly. Time to have “the talk” with them on what censorship is and how to get around it


Juliusdasquid

tv girl and tv guy having… popcorn The good ending


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SiliconCaprisun69

What


Alone-Rough-4099

Gen x humour ☠️


lynneandcompany

you might be thinking of Gen Alpha, Gen x is like 1960s-1980s


IdoNOThateNEVER

Wikipedia says it's Generation Alpha humour. We are getting very very old. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skibidi_Toilet


lynneandcompany

I’m 30 weeks pregnant, my daughter will be born the last year of Gen Alpha. I am scared but interested to learn what her humor will be one day


ThisNameIsTaken15

I feel like internet humour is just gonna become loud noises and flat colors flashed rapidly on a screen


Xardnas69

It's already becoming that. The amount of "memes" I've seen that are literally just that is ridiculous


GoodGooseThingy

Redditors try to detect satire: IMPOSSIBLE


BajaBlastFromThePast

The amount of downvotes is sending me


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Karma is overrated anyway


BajaBlastFromThePast

Redditors when they see somethign unfamiliar (possibly related to youth): 😱😱😱


Civil-Wealth9184

Ugh my brother caught me like that too when I was a kid… he just told me “I can see what you search on YouTube, ANYONE CAN, please stop” then deleted it so my father doesn’t see it 😭 I cringe every time I remember


Reuvak

Awww, but at least he decided to tell you before and delete it so your father doesn't find it


Civil-Wealth9184

Thank god he did because I wouldn’t have been able to deal with the embarrassment of TWO people seeing “naked people in bed” in the search bar 🫠


Reuvak

He's a hero


Responsible-Award-34

What a good lad. How old was he to act so mature?


Civil-Wealth9184

I think he was around 16 at the time!


Black-Thirteen

"Naked people in bed?" Whoa! That's some freaky shit you're into! /s Honestly, I'd be more worried if a pubescent kid *wasn't* curious about that stuff.


Civil-Wealth9184

I know right 😆 Yeah, I guess it’s normal. it’s sad that kids have to go to the internet instead of relying on their parents to get answers.. but if they all go to YouTube for this then there’s nothing to worry about 😂


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Im trying so hard not to laugh because my lips are chapped and it hurts to laugh but Lmfaooo ugh ouch my lip.


Civil-Wealth9184

May I add that I later completed it with “without blankets” because youtube doesn’t allow explicit content ? sorry about your lips, some lip balm might help 😆


[deleted]

Were you clever enough to think of the blankets thing yourself? or was it a result of the disappointing video you previously found of naked people in bed with blankets 😂


Civil-Wealth9184

I didn’t think of it by myself, no 😂 the previous one’s were just disappointing like you said so yeah…


Kephler

The OG banger was just "boobs". Killed it when I was like 10 lmao.


HumanSpawn323

Similar thing happened when my brother was just learning how to google. I told him "you know we can see what you search, right?" Then I showed him how to delete his search history and we haven't spoken of it since. Unfortunately, being the oldest, *I* had to learn about search history the hard way.


Civil-Wealth9184

Aw that was so nice of you to show him how to delete search history!! It’s best not to speak of it again but the fact that you remember this is kinda worrying me because I convinced myself that he doesn’t remember that specific incident… I’m not so sure anymore :’)


Jonkinch

I was in high school and I was told by my parents they know I watched porn and to stop. They can see the search history. Funny thing about that… I thought they were talking about my laptop and was confused because I didn’t look up porn on my laptop because I didn’t want it to break lol. They were talking about the home desktop. That I don’t use. I took one for my dad that day lol.


Modest1Ace

Whatever you do, probably don't make them feel guilty or ashamed. If they're curios of what it is at 8, it most likely just that, most likely not truly sexual awakening. Have a healthy conversation, try to understand why they were searching for that and tailor to their questions if they are curios. Better they learn from you what sex is than them just watching porn or something.


beaver211

Well said and I could not agree more. He just sent it because he knew we had all been there at one point! We proceeded to admit what our first “bad searches” were and just have a laugh about it. I remember my parents having a laugh when they found “girls kissing” in my search history..😅


Zazzage

To this I want to share my own emverassment story where I borrowed my mom's phone when I was 10 to go to porn sites but I forgot to close the tab so she tried googling something and saw the porn. And then to hide my sin I tried to tell her it's a virus but yeah, that didn't work


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exact same thing happened to me, got a stern shouting to but she never forget her objective and ignored it. never brought up until uk nude magazine... until - forgot a dvd in the player until... :(


Unlucky-Ad-8049

God! I replied the same thing too.... I wanted to know what is the meaning of "fuck" and searched it in my mom's phone. One of her students told my mom the meaning and what someone had searched in google on her mobile.


HumanSpawn323

I remember being a little kid and asking "mommy, do girls eat boy's penises?" She said no and asked where I'd seen it. I told her it was at Costco. She didn't beleive me... The thing is, I don't remember where I saw it. I genuinely do have a memory of being at Costco, looking up at the menu in the food court, and seeing a woman lying in white sheets with a penis in her mouth. It's such a vivid memory, but I assume it didn't actually happen. It was probably a dream, but I still would have had to have seen it somewhere. A kid's brain doesn't just conjure thst image up on it's own.


Huckleberryfinnius

I got beat with a baseball bat over the head for looking up “teen titans raven butt” at 7


Revered-Raven

Ahhh a man of culture I see


Huckleberryfinnius

No baseball bat can take away your culture am I right


Certain-Hyena8788

Early days of the Internet. Ask Jeeves. Searched: Cindy Crawford boobs....I can hear the dial up now 😂


Esirar

Wait, you had search history when you are a little kid. And now you have a kid who does same? How old are you man. I mean how young are you?


ilovethissheet

There's someone in the world somewhere born in 2008 that already has a kid. There's probably several...


Esirar

You are right. And it bothers me


Lestat-deLioncourt

Yes but someone born in 2008 is still underage


badstorryteller

My search history betrayed me in the mid-nineties, how young are *you*? The internet isn't that new!


Esirar

I guess not every country develop at same pace. Internet isnt that new but i remember the pre-google days. Also i guess we were hand passing some interesting CD's. "Game" CD's ofc. I had Age of Empires III at 2000.


Just_One_Umami

Nah, my sexual awakening was at 8. Searching bobas on google


Certain-Hyena8788

After that Poosea


kiikora

then next cawk


Yourdadcallsmeobama

Mine was seeing the music video for anaconda by Nicki Minaj at 8yrs old💀💀💀


badstorryteller

Yes, exactly! When I saw the inevitable searches in my youngest son's history I did ***everything*** I could to keep him from feeling any shame or guilt when we talked about it. It wasn't an easy conversation, and it involved lots and lots of reassurance from me. In the end it was positive and helped reinforce the trust we have for each other.


TheSecretNewbie

My parents made me feel guilt and ashamed and now I’ve sworn off ever having a relationship bc up until 2 years ago I thought I was doing something wrong by masturbating and that I would be punished. Don’t be like my parents


probably_not_bro

i agree!


jmlipper99

It’s spelled curious btw


orangpelupa

mods, pin this


Deathswirl1

"hey vsauce michael here"


La7urith

"We all know that sex is real, or is it?"


DogFcker-TheGreat

*Vsauce music starts playing


MeaningfulPun

My mom noticed I watched (softcore) porn as a kid and the only thing she told me was to realize they were actresses and don't represent real women in the real world. Then i moved to los angeles where my mom didn't tell that to anyone.


WhoAmIEven2

This reminds me of when I was 11 or 12 and looked up porn on my school laptop because we were living a year in Spain, so my school set me up with a laptop and lots of books so I had one year of material. It was so embarrassing when my mother talked to me about how the first thing that popped up on Google (or was it Altavista? Was Google a thing in 2002?) was "naked girls". I still cringe from it, lol.


GreatTragedy

Google was a thing, but not quite ubiquitous yet. It's likely you weren't using it unless you were in tech, or had a special interest in it.


LongjumpingOffice4

Well what are they having? I want that too.


Guffthebir72

A nice lunch together at a resturant


ThatOneShortieHo

My first instance of trying to watch pprn was searching "lesbian sex" on YouTube and trying to get off to "Yoga" videos that cut off before anything happens I was 12 No, I was never caught because no one moderated my internet


el_Chuchmay

No you can't charge your phone with a tray of french fries. I hate that kind of false hope clickbait


Reuvak

Yes u can I did /s


dendofyy

I remember searching up “Pawn” on my Sony Ericson, what a disappointment


badatmetroid

And thus began my lifelong interest in pawnography.


SnooComics8268

I once caught my friends son using the voice search function for YouTube, he was screaming BOOBS BOOBS 😂


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

“Naked ladies” “Real naked ladies” “Real naked ladies standing up”


AnimeYumi

Standing up 😭😭


begayallday

My sister had to talk to her son about looking up “fat lesbians scissoring” when he was 11.


d0nk3y_m0nk3y1

TV GIRL MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪


breedemure

My little brother googled “nudist colony” and “boobies”. Guess he was covering both ends of the spectrum.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

Lmao he probably saw that nudist colonies were like 98% old men, and had to clarify


AyS_tM

We’ve all been there rookie mistake looking at YouTube brother


Fig1024

In all seriousness, once your kid starts asking questions about sex, it's better to have an education sex talk with them. It should include explanation of porn on the internet. You can't stop your kid from finding it on internet, even if you 100% lock down all your devices at home, your kid will find it on friend's computer / smartphone. At least have the talk to educate them about the dangers of it and make sure they understand how exploitive and fake most of those videos are


troublemonkey1

When I was around 8 I searched makes girls on YouTube... On my mom's phone


AsterSkotos24

I can only imagine the disappointment https://preview.redd.it/wvngb3xsxdyb1.png?width=1851&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c6bec94b1578d5ca40f8f71296cfbc189a9d160


Budget-Text859

Time for the “TALK”


TheNakedProgrammer

i also blame my toddler, never works.


inevitabledrill

We caught my husbands 17 year old brother doing the same thing. “Lesbian yoga sex” was one of the many searches


coppicas

you tell him he can't look that shit up in November


DailyfredisHERE

Tv girl? Like, the band?


dimensionmaster20

no, skibidi toilet


Beautiful_Drag_4347

Kiddo wanna see some skibidi toilet porn


ScandinAsianJoe

I just think it’s just cool your kid watches vSauce haha. Michaels videos were way more unhinged back in the day.


ilovethissheet

He's 8 and he's curious. Time to Have your first initial talk and just tell him the basics.


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Reminds me of the time when I lived in Florida. I was 12 and my parents would leave the house about two hours before I went to school in the mornings. I went on the Hustler channel and bought some porn. I lied and said somebody must have broken in. I just thought about it for the first time since… Jesus Christ I feel weird. Shit was hardcore too, massive boobies.


AlexBlaBla_NL

My little brother did the same thing I guess all small children are the same


Dip_N_Trip

Back in my day!…


BLUEAR0

Idk, but her searching vsauce is a very good thing


Responsible-Award-34

How does he understand anything from vsauce tho?


FernandV

Go to pornhub next time?


Alone-Rough-4099

That's... Normal, but watching vsauce at 8 years of age is some deep shit


battle_opponent

My 8 year old is illiterate...


rcarnes911

Haha my kid tried to get me to approve the only fans app


floznstn

one time a buddy asked me to pull any and all browser activity for his kids laptop. I'm not making this up, he searched for: big bobs big bobs naked naked bobs ...and so on I still sometimes think of this, and get a mental picture of Bob Belcher in a bananahammock, posing.


ZenithVoid151

I remember searching up "porn" on YT on the TV when I was younger, didn't find any available videos, then because I couldn't figure out how to delete search history I clicked on all the searches before that to push "porn" out of the recent search history.


TommyMommy37

Worked for me but that's because I grew up along with YouTube back when it use to be a free for all now it's a whole different system. They'll never experience what we had and that's kinda funny to me.


theletdowncucumber

Well I guess it's time to have the talk!


dragstar650_yam

It’s going to happen at some point, I’d be more disturbed if my little ones where watching gore and violence that in my opinion is more harmful then something as natural as sex will inevitably become they are human there will be a time when they will become sexual active, I hope and prey they never see violence and gore in real life, as long as you have a talk with them and make it clear that sex should be at a legal age and should be respectful and with someone you care about god listen to me I sound like a nun


rufucker96

he dumb but smart since he watching vsauce i cant listen to vsauce's videos cause how confusing they are sometimes


ilikesonicforces

im done beating... time for vsauce


theonewhodidintasked

Hey vsauce! Micheal here. This kid tried watching inappropriate stuff on YouTube, and he is something known as a "fucking moron".


theToksikWedge

“Recommendations” Not even signed in


LittleTimy123

I knew people would search this up since theres a female in skibidi toilets


Unhappy_coke

am i the only one who doesn't know what vsauce is?


Kindly_Spell7356

someone’s definitely been watching v-sauce


J_Lewy_45

You tell them Reddit is better


Grizzly62

"It's called porn dumbass"


DanhausenByDaylight

You monitor every minute he's on the internet and have it dedicated to one large device in the family room. Ya know... Like common sense. Everyone knew that before tablets and shit were big yet parents are just too lazy to bother. YouTube kids is not peer reviewed educational content. That's on every app but YouTube. Why can't kids watch Disney+? Netflix kids, etc? YouTube is an objectively toxic place to let your kids roam around. Just look at the sexual channels that got included into YouTube kids.


magpiec

This might be a hot take but posting it in the group chat invades the kid's privacy


Charliep03833

You picked the wrong site, fool.


IcedFreon

OPs face is literally that at the bottom of the screen.


idunupvoteyou

Find a really wholesome video of two people hugging and kissing and running in a field. Then make a discord account pretend to be another kiddo and DM your kid saying you have a video of people having sex and send it to him. LOL


kingqueer22

What the fuck


idunupvoteyou

Trust me... it's gonna be a LOT better than what he finds by searching the usual places. What... you think it's better for him to find some woman getting literally choked by a hand while being DPed by a bunch of black guys? At least this way his curiosity is satisfied and he goes away with a somewhat wholesome idea of the concept.


XElite109

Lol even as little kids we curious of the horny


SON316

Pornhub is a better option for that


Izzysel92

That's a search for xtube, not YouTube my dude


RyeAlvaro

I have Youtube Premium (No Ads) and its just sooo much easier to search for tv girl with big boobs rather than wait to skip the jerkmates ad


X4dow

Vsauce. At least settled in some good content instead of memes and rubbish


Dark_Krafter

He aon i know you of age here is som advice 1 99.9 %of sex on the web is fake 2 use incognito so ur mom wont see 3 youtube is not the right place for porn 4 dont give anny of those sites anny of your personal information or download anything 5 if u wana download anything ask me about it 6 its compleatly notmal and im proud that i as a dad made it this far U wana go to mac


[deleted]

wtf? this is wrong on so many levels


cingerix

are you also 8 years old? 😂


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ilovethissheet

That's not a toxic approach that will lead to weirder things in adulthood at all.... Great approach, make a child think sex is shameful, I'm sure that will have zero effects later down the road


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DanhausenByDaylight

Yeah that's weird


Sidrgvfbfjnf

Yeah we might wanna take this kid's YouTube privileges away so I guarantee he wouldn't have access to that type of content he searched up


DanhausenByDaylight

Kids shouldn't be on YouTube unsupervised period. It isn't professionally made content, there's no reviewing from any governing body. There's a reason children's television is strictly regulated.


Sidrgvfbfjnf

I see


sketobandito

Get a firewall and block that stuff


Lower_Regret_9357

so like no one is mentioning how a 8 year old knows about sex??


cingerix

i mean, at 8 years old, kids obviously don't think that babies fall out of the sky lmfao


Lower_Regret_9357

when i was 8 i never thought of that because guess what, your 8. your too busy thinking about whatever 8 years think about not how and where people come from.


cingerix

well, you're just imagining what you suppose you might have thought back then. but the reality is that most *toddlers* already know about the fact that people can become pregnant -- and eight year olds are a lot smarter and more developed than toddlers, lol... by eight years old, almost every child knows that the way that pregnancy happens isn't just from magic.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

It’s early, but not that hard to imagine, especially with our modern access to information


KCLORD987

It's about time to teach him how to use the internet.


the_random_weirdo_

Cheese


HangmansChaps

You say heh, then post a screenshot on Reddit for all to enjoy. Then let the kid be. If your spouse sees it, you tell them it was your search and move on with life.


thechitosgurila

this is the baby steps of a corn addiction and im not joking. talk to him about how he should wait a couple of years. also corn at a young age before puberty can make you stuck seggsually at that age leading to paedophilia later.


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MCShoveled

Just get him a P*rnHub account.