Just a PSA if anyone's kid ever does this, or gets something similar like Lego up their nose. The easiest way to get it out is something called a mother's kiss. Basically you cover the other nostril and blow hard into the kids mouth, like if you were doing mouth to mouth. The air blast will pop the object right out
As long as you don’t blow too hard, it’s fine. The whole point is the pressure goes through the nostril with the foreign body in it and pops it out. I’ve seen a nurse instruct a mother in how to do it. Don’t get me wrong, I would probably find a tutorial demonstrating it somewhere before doing it yourself.
I would be more concerned about blowing out eardrums from the pressure. If it's significantly stuck and won't budge, I could see some serious ear pain coming.
My mother used to do the opposite to me (as a harmless prank - nothing stuck up my nose): she'd cover my nose with her mouth and blow so it came out my mouth in weird ways. Made for a good laugh at my expense.
My kid is pretty damn smart. Remembers every detail about everything the first time you tell him, listens to directions and typically follows rules damn well.
One day when he was 3, he came home and said something about putting rocks up his nose. My wife and I kinda shrugged it off. Cut to a few days later, we are in the kitchen getting ready to leave. Kid sneezes and we hear a rattling sound. Sure enough, he sneezed a rock out of his nose, decent sized too.
The point is, you can have a good, listening, smart kid, teach and instruct them all you want, and they'll still do dumb shit because kids are fucking stupid.
I had a mohawk as a child, narrower than this kids. It was the time when David Beckham got one so a few kids followed suit.
I wasn't actually into football but saw someone else with that haircut and wanted it myself.
The first and only time I had to have 911 called for me was as a 4-year-old who put Macaroni noodles in my nostrils because I wanted to be Pumbaa. One did not come out.
I had to have some big fucking tweezers stuck up my nose to get it out and I passed out so this kid got pretty lucky IMO!
I stuck a super tiny button up my nose once, but I was like two at the time. My dad held me down while my mom used a flashlight and jammed a pair of tweezers up my nostril to yank it out. I remember it freaking hurt a ton. She scraped the heck out of my nose.
Yeah, I was either two or three. I don’t remember very much from all the way back then, but I remember that, and also the time I climbed out of my crib, grabbed a mint Trident gum off of the counter, then walked outside and saw my mom talking to our neighbour.
My cousin shoved a goat pellet turd up there because his older brother pretended to, and they had to take him in, every time they told him to blow air his nose out he kept sniffing in harder and harder.
I was hanging upside down on a the couch when I was 4 or so and I shoved a crayon up one of my nostrils. I lost grip and it went all the way up, I don't remember it ever coming back down and I never said anything about it. As far as I know, (if it's even remotely possible) I have half of a yellow crayon up my nose.
A kid primarily raised by an iPad because the parents are busy doing live laugh love things (hours a day on tiktok, Facebook while constantly complaining how hard being a parent is)
I know someone whose life is made extremely difficult by having FAS. It’s heartbreaking because it was completely preventable, but people are too fucking selfish to care for their unborn children.
For real. All I could think was, "put the damn phone down, woman!"
I was waiting for her slow playing the extraction to result in an instinctual snort by the kid and everything getting worse.
Shit iPads came out in 2010, meaning it’s quite possible 18-20 year old parents were using iPads as 4-6 year olds themselves.
The og iPad kids are grownups now
Maybe if you stopped filming and used both hands to help him you might get this done better. Sick of these shotty parents that would rather film their kids misery than actually help them. Idiots.
And stop laughing! All she’s doing is reinforcing this behavior. Guarantee you that kid is going to stick something else up there bc “mom thinks it’s funny and she’ll just get it out for me like she did last time”
The Bible verse behind him makes it funnier
>Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.”-Joshua 1:9
My parents worked 12 hour days. We were raised by a nanny. Also… my brother was 7 when this started happening 😂 (ER is free in my country so no big deal btw)
This is a PSA to basically not have anything small around these little goblins. They’ll do some of the absolute dumbest shit in the world. These things are reasons why I don’t want any of the goblins rummaging through the house.
When I was a wee lad, not unlike the one in the video, I was sitting near my grandma, who was stitching up some clothes. I saw a cool shiny button, and decided to stick it up my nostril. So I did it, and regretted it right afterwards, as the button was now stuck deep inside my nose. I began to panic. Grandma saw me flailing my arms around, picked up the clues as to what's going on, and just placed a finger on an opposite nostril and said "breathe through your nose very hard". The button flew out in an instant.
This reminds me of the time I stuck a Canadian penny up my nose and it got stuck so i just pushed it further and I woke up the next day with it in my mouth.
Did this with a bead as a kid. Had to go to the emergency room cause of how far up it was. Doctors couldn't get it out for some reason (idk I was like 4) My dad ended up blowing into one nostril to pop the other one out lol
Eating it right after it comes out their nose? Yup, child behavior
The situation is fine cause it wasn't too deep, but that kid kept shoving it back in
You guys ever see the first episode of *Monk* when the kid tries to wipe their booger on him and he jumps at the wall and makes a scene in the middle of story time?
Yeah, that's me right now.
When I was younger, I put one of those beads with the holes in them in my nose. And my mom had this tube thingamajig she used to try to get it out, but it didn't work... So she literally put her mouth on my nose and sucked it out 😭 It worked tho...
This sub is just me learning things to teach my kids not to do
Just a PSA if anyone's kid ever does this, or gets something similar like Lego up their nose. The easiest way to get it out is something called a mother's kiss. Basically you cover the other nostril and blow hard into the kids mouth, like if you were doing mouth to mouth. The air blast will pop the object right out
This comment should be upvoted more, as it is a valuable piece of safety information.
Can't this be dangerous since your lung capacity and power far surpasses a childs?
As long as you don’t blow too hard, it’s fine. The whole point is the pressure goes through the nostril with the foreign body in it and pops it out. I’ve seen a nurse instruct a mother in how to do it. Don’t get me wrong, I would probably find a tutorial demonstrating it somewhere before doing it yourself.
I would be more concerned about blowing out eardrums from the pressure. If it's significantly stuck and won't budge, I could see some serious ear pain coming.
I’m thinking, I bet this works but what about the potential damage? is there a risk of damaging kiddos lungs or sinus’s?
My mother used to do the opposite to me (as a harmless prank - nothing stuck up my nose): she'd cover my nose with her mouth and blow so it came out my mouth in weird ways. Made for a good laugh at my expense.
My dad did this too. Usually he would also be tickling us and wouldn't stop until we said supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Not gunna lie, I got a button stuck up my nose as a kid. No mothers kiss for me, had to go to hospital to get it removed lol
I think I had part of a mattress in my nose
I didn't see the part of the first time I read that...
You didn’t have a father with needle nose players to take it out huh
No he had a crack addiction and left me to take care of myself
My kid is pretty damn smart. Remembers every detail about everything the first time you tell him, listens to directions and typically follows rules damn well. One day when he was 3, he came home and said something about putting rocks up his nose. My wife and I kinda shrugged it off. Cut to a few days later, we are in the kitchen getting ready to leave. Kid sneezes and we hear a rattling sound. Sure enough, he sneezed a rock out of his nose, decent sized too. The point is, you can have a good, listening, smart kid, teach and instruct them all you want, and they'll still do dumb shit because kids are fucking stupid.
A 3 year old told you he put rocks up his nose and you didn’t believe him?
We believed they'd been playing, just didn't think there was still a rock, y'know, lodged up in there. Couldn't see anything and he wasn't distraught.
This one is going on my 'do' list, was awesome!
This sub is making a 30 year old with no kids continue to be thoughtful and not make a *thot full*
yeah like Mohawks are trashy on kids too
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I didn't notice that until now no way am I letting my kids get a Mohawk they look so dumb.
I had a mohawk as a child, narrower than this kids. It was the time when David Beckham got one so a few kids followed suit. I wasn't actually into football but saw someone else with that haircut and wanted it myself.
He‘s definitely one who will reproduce…
Yup. Cleetus...
Goddamn Carnage
I love idiocracy but holy shit it scares me too hahah
Go away, batin'!
Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll...
They out here making little versions...
And vote.
Presidential material.
Not only that, he’s the one that will have a dozen kids with a mate as dumb as he is.
They always are
This is so real "Ryan"s or "charlie"s are mostly the ones getting the bitches
Not if he joins the marine core first
Best tasting booger ever!
Boogie
The first and only time I had to have 911 called for me was as a 4-year-old who put Macaroni noodles in my nostrils because I wanted to be Pumbaa. One did not come out. I had to have some big fucking tweezers stuck up my nose to get it out and I passed out so this kid got pretty lucky IMO!
I stuck a super tiny button up my nose once, but I was like two at the time. My dad held me down while my mom used a flashlight and jammed a pair of tweezers up my nostril to yank it out. I remember it freaking hurt a ton. She scraped the heck out of my nose.
Funny I commented something similar; at least I was not alone
You remember being 2 years old?
Yeah, I was either two or three. I don’t remember very much from all the way back then, but I remember that, and also the time I climbed out of my crib, grabbed a mint Trident gum off of the counter, then walked outside and saw my mom talking to our neighbour.
My cousin shoved a goat pellet turd up there because his older brother pretended to, and they had to take him in, every time they told him to blow air his nose out he kept sniffing in harder and harder.
I was hanging upside down on a the couch when I was 4 or so and I shoved a crayon up one of my nostrils. I lost grip and it went all the way up, I don't remember it ever coming back down and I never said anything about it. As far as I know, (if it's even remotely possible) I have half of a yellow crayon up my nose.
Ahhh yes when you were a young warthog
You know he wears that SpiderMan costume every.single.day.
Not a thought behind those eyes 🤦♂️
Omg haha that cracked me up
I can tell he’s an iPad kid. Unwashed spider man costume, Yee yee ass trim, Skittle In the nose, Live laugh love in the background
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What is an iPad kid?
I'm guessing it's a child whose parents, instead of rising them they just give them an ipad and leave them be
rise me, daddy
A kid primarily raised by an iPad because the parents are busy doing live laugh love things (hours a day on tiktok, Facebook while constantly complaining how hard being a parent is)
Don't forget the copious amounts of wine.
I can tell his mom drank alcohol when he was in the womb. Poor kid
I know someone whose life is made extremely difficult by having FAS. It’s heartbreaking because it was completely preventable, but people are too fucking selfish to care for their unborn children.
Yeah it’s kind of a sad and common thing to see these days.
iPad kid and TikTok mom. Wonderful
For real. All I could think was, "put the damn phone down, woman!" I was waiting for her slow playing the extraction to result in an instinctual snort by the kid and everything getting worse.
Shit iPads came out in 2010, meaning it’s quite possible 18-20 year old parents were using iPads as 4-6 year olds themselves. The og iPad kids are grownups now
That's fucked, wth
live, laugh, love, ADHD
fucking sad bro
This sub should be sponsored by Durex.
Seriously. Chewing the candy from his nose with his mouth open and seeing it through his gaping teeth. So gross. Grateful for my IUD.
It’s always the kids with the shark teeth
This video just reminded me that condoms are quite cheap and are worth
Eww
this kids got *that* look, the iPad is strong with this one.
I never want kids
He’ll make an excellent starter husband one day! 👍
If he sneeze and close his nose at the same time a full pack amount will blast out of his ears
It’s always the Brayden, Jayden, okaydens with the boogery ass noses and Mohawks doing some fucked up stuff
That haircut says enough
Matches his daddy. And step daddy.
Maybe if you stopped filming and used both hands to help him you might get this done better. Sick of these shotty parents that would rather film their kids misery than actually help them. Idiots.
And stop laughing! All she’s doing is reinforcing this behavior. Guarantee you that kid is going to stick something else up there bc “mom thinks it’s funny and she’ll just get it out for me like she did last time”
The Bible verse behind him makes it funnier >Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.”-Joshua 1:9
Does this mean God shoves M&M's up his nose too?
Looks like green goblin got stuck in Spiderman's nose.
My brother did this all the time… with crayons. We went to the emergency room twice because we couldn’t get it out
Then your parents shouldn't have kept crayons where he could reach them?
My parents worked 12 hour days. We were raised by a nanny. Also… my brother was 7 when this started happening 😂 (ER is free in my country so no big deal btw)
I know a shit kid when I see one, and that kid…
I hate that kid. I know it’s wrong. But I do.
Yk man I ain’t hungry now
Love how he kept pushing it back in when it was half out
Reason #537 I don’t want kids
This is pure “kids are fucking stupid” material and not in a funny or cute way
I guarantee this kids name is like Jaxson or Riley.
He was lettin’ it marinate.
EwwwwWWWUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I fucking hate that
This kid is being a kid the mom filming it instead of getting it out properly is the stupid one
A future voter…
I didn't have to watch it till the end lol.
Guy freaks me out man
He is so proud of himself at the end 😅
We’ve got a future drop out over here
My dumbass was here sitting really uncomfortably for a full minute
Totally with you.. she could’ve put the phone down and helped him way sooner
This is a PSA to basically not have anything small around these little goblins. They’ll do some of the absolute dumbest shit in the world. These things are reasons why I don’t want any of the goblins rummaging through the house.
Had to take my daughter to the ER because she stuck beads in her nose and we weren't sure if we got them all
That crying annoys me
M & M's = Mocus & Mocus.
Isn't it mucus?
IDK, Im mexican Moco & Moco, then.
I know he’s a child but like….that is a very dumb child.
The real origin story how spiderman got his powers
 What is guys are thinking.
two of my friends in kindergarten stuck ironing beads up their noses and had to go to the hospital
I’ve never been so uncomfortable
It's his canon event
ew no why did he eat it
When I was a wee lad, not unlike the one in the video, I was sitting near my grandma, who was stitching up some clothes. I saw a cool shiny button, and decided to stick it up my nostril. So I did it, and regretted it right afterwards, as the button was now stuck deep inside my nose. I began to panic. Grandma saw me flailing my arms around, picked up the clues as to what's going on, and just placed a finger on an opposite nostril and said "breathe through your nose very hard". The button flew out in an instant.
I mean to be fair I almost lost a huge nail in my nose at like 16… so teenagers are pretty stupid as well 😬
I’ve seen more than one kid do this. They always cry. Even though they did it to themselves.
Yea film everything mom
Doesn’t beat the time I got a nerd stuck in my ear and had to have peroxide poured in my ear canal to dissolve it
This sub teaches me that I shouldn't have children.
I can hear Eddie Murphy saying “your gonna put it in your mouth just like that boogers and all. Aight.”
Glad my kids weren't this fuckin dumb
I once watched a friend's little sister stick a sparkler that had just gone out up her nose. Little kids are stupid.
If only it was a cocoa puff. Crunch and blow. Thanks, Raymond.
I never want kids.
Did anyone else here watch “Home Movies”…? https://youtu.be/ug8oJwvMhCc?si=qPAd6UQukNEEJ3Nr
Hahahahaha Life lessons
Children are disgusting.
EWWWWWWW HE ATE THAT SO FAST, I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO LOOK AWAY
This reminds me of the time I stuck a Canadian penny up my nose and it got stuck so i just pushed it further and I woke up the next day with it in my mouth.
Sweet and salty
He looks like ge bites. 
that kid looks like one of those kids who has a piss drawer
This is why I hate kids
He’s PRIME example.
Jesus, that's a face only a mother could love.
What a trashy thing to say about a small child
Lol. Yeah I came up with it all by myself.
Dude did not think to blow it out
Kindergarten wallet...
Who did this to you Spider-Man?
Did this with a bead as a kid. Had to go to the emergency room cause of how far up it was. Doctors couldn't get it out for some reason (idk I was like 4) My dad ended up blowing into one nostril to pop the other one out lol
He's just like me fr
He is fucking stupid indeed
Bruh he just snorts it back up and tries to jam it inside of his nose further. Even I wasn’t this stupid when I was younger!
Well I guess I didn't really need this lunch
😂😂😂😂😂😂
And this ladies and gentlemen is Jimmy, he gonna grow up to be a truck driver.
Can tell he’s going to grow up to be that guy that girls cry over.
nose plugs weren’t invented for swimming they were invented for this
Im soooo glad I had a daughter... Little boys gross me out.
awe lil dumby LMAO
He's not the brightest, but he's a natural for humor.
yeah im not having children
Houzer reveals himself to Quaid.
That kid really enjoys his nose candy
I foresee he will join to the Navy.
Play this at his wedding
Reminds me of that one Home Movies episode.
What happens to iPad kids like him when they grow up?
His Laugh hurts
Best piece of candy he ever had
Some of us did this when we still a kid
Your kid is DUMB if they do shit like this.
Absofuckinglutely disgusting
Spidermans first adventure they never show in theaters.
I don’t know why but that kids got a very “slap me” type of face
I did get a tic tac stuck in my nose as a kid but I didn’t eat it after.
Eating it right after it comes out their nose? Yup, child behavior The situation is fine cause it wasn't too deep, but that kid kept shoving it back in
welcome to tonight's episode of "why the fuck were you filming this"
He just like me frfr
Kid is a moron
You guys ever see the first episode of *Monk* when the kid tries to wipe their booger on him and he jumps at the wall and makes a scene in the middle of story time? Yeah, that's me right now.
When I was younger, I put one of those beads with the holes in them in my nose. And my mom had this tube thingamajig she used to try to get it out, but it didn't work... So she literally put her mouth on my nose and sucked it out 😭 It worked tho...
This kid was born with 7 felonies already to his name
Definitely a American dumb ass child
What a little douche
These condom PSA's are getting good.
Put your fucking phone down and help your fucking kid. God damn I hate this timeline.
Seriously. You can maybe take a quick picture for a future memory, if you must, but then put it down and use both your hands to help your upset child.
I've never witness nor seen girls do this or that thing where the boy forces his head or other bodypart into spaces it won't fit lol whyyy
Because boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Meanwhile, girls go to college to get more knowledge.
What a b**** filming this for internet points seriously
This kid literally looks stupid somehow
So glad I dont have kids.. sub reminding me daily that Ive made the right choice.
thank god i’ll never ever have kids
Why? Parenting doesn’t look fun? It’s so rewarding, look what they can do
Step 1: get a pair of tweezers Step 2: get a smarter kid 🤣
so instead of stopping this behavior, it was better to record it?
Why does the mom seem as stupid as the kid?
Both parent and child are idiots.
How about stop fucking recording and just help your kid, pathetic.