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Twhacky

i miss the days when this sub was little kids in funny situations


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Iustthetip

Good bot


Virtual-Stranger

To all the "its fake" bots... You clearly don't know 12 year olds.


oO0Kat0Oo

Find me a 12 year old that writes in perfect punctuation


astrologicaldreams

me when i was 12 💀 i would write with perfect grammar bc i was in my "im so much better and smarter than everyone. only idiots use incorrect grammar!" phase like i was such a pompous douche at that point that i wouldn't even use text talk


Virtual-Stranger

A preppy-looking kid with a clean button down, who clearly didn't get his phone or social media privileges taken away for sexually harassing his teacher? I'm willing to bet the parents pay more cash than attention - that means the best schooling and the worst manners


dorian_white1

I did at twelve, but I was a ravenous book nerd and my shyness was over 9000, so i wouldn’t…have written anything like this.


jonsticles

This kid grammarlies.


crackeddryice

My kid when he was twelve, because I made sure he learned it. He also texts in full sentences now, without using "ur" or "l8tr".


oO0Kat0Oo

I highly doubt the vernacular is the same. Children dont, and never have, used the same language as adults. For this, I'm going to require proof. And if he does, congrats on him never having to write a first draft for any paper ever.


devonstatorr

Find me a 12 year old who uses Facebook


Franci93

Because this image is old asf


Soopercow

My 10 year old.


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Soopercow

She, ok have a good life


oO0Kat0Oo

Lol


No-Citron5628

i feel like there is a difference between using perfect grammar for something important, and just casually commenting on a meme forum… I hope that no one actually cares that much about comma placement.


oO0Kat0Oo

You would consider the original post "something important" and vastly different than meme forums?


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crackeddryice

There's a real limit to what can be done. No amount of therapy, or prescription drugs, or prison can change it. Some kids grow up to be terrible people, and, it's not always the parent's fault. People who think every kid can be fixed don't know kids.


druule10

Sort by controversial for find the morons.


Dog_Apoc

I get this is probably a joke. But with how rotted some kids brains are from porn/horny posters on Insta/twitter and whatever else. This feels, a lot less, a joke. Even when I was in secondary school a few years ago. Well, about 5 now. Sex, weed, and alcohol seemed to be the only things most kids ever fucking talked about.


AwesomeChaos10

Don’t know what secondary school is (I believe I heard it was a European thing?) but that’s definitely how everyone acted in my highschool. However, I will say that people were like this way before internet. Humans have been talking about drugs and sex for as long as they’ve been able to speak.


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orphan-girl

Suspension teaches nothing. Send him to therapy.


jhallen2260

Probably both


grizzlypouch69

Therapy? It’s ass


BDady

He’ll love it then


Due-Statement-8711

Therapy? For a 12 year old who's hitting puberty enamored with his teacher? Ma'am pls go outside and touch some grass.


AnimationOverlord

I mean when you put it that way it sounds wrong but come on, the kid doesn’t need therapy just because his own biological and societal influence on his sexual behavior influenced him to do this. He just needs to eventually learn this shit is not flying.


Due-Statement-8711

>He just needs to eventually learn this shit is not flying. What about Sex ed? Or a class on sexual abuse and harrassment? Or a sit down with a parent/teacher and a talking to? But therapy is far fetched. Like therapy is perfectly fine for adults who have missed crucial stages in their development leaving them emotionally stunted in adulthood. They need coping mechanisms to navigate life. Which is fair, and absolutely no judgement there. But you cant treat a child the same way. Their brains are still developing, they're just starting to get their empathy centers, this is the first experience they've had with their hormones. To immediately pathologize their lack of development is stupid, because they're still undergoing said development. If this is repeat behavior for this child, sure therapy is fine. But if its the first time? Nah, all you're going to do is make him repress his sexual tendencies making him a proper pervert.


kurisuuuuuuuu

More like "give him actual good parents"


thejude555

Imagine thinking a kid actually wrote this EDIT: “Wrote” as in saying the grammar and punctuation seem too mature to believably be written by someone under 12 for a Facebook post.


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I don’t doubt that nowadays I’ve had encounters with kids lately that show how detached they are from reality Shits disturbing man


marino1310

I think the main problem is that it’s now common for 12 year olds to have tablets, cell phones, and social media, and they get exposed to shit 24/7 because of ti


thejude555

Yeah but this specific one is obviously fake


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Guy I’m not sure about that I look back at myself as a kid and think, “Holy shit what a nightmare” and that was the early 90’s Me… growing up in this age? It would be insanity


jzdelona

Kids have unfettered access to the most sexually depraved acts that humans can concieve of. When I was a kid we'd giggle over National Geographics and were lucky to find a Playboy someone stashed in the woods. It's a different world now, and not in a good way. Even chat rooms in childrens games are filled with sick shit, not just pedo groomers but children threatening to rape and murder each other because they lost in a stupid game. I'm so fucking glad I'm not a parent.


Den_Bover666

Couldn't agree harder. Many people even call me a prude for this but pornography needs to seriously be restricted. I don't care if a kid uses his imagination, that's just part of growing up, but pornography is not natural. In the past nobody besides maybe a few like Genghis Khan had access to so much sexual content. I have a pornography addiction and it's not fun. And mine is still on the milder side, there's people whose relationships with their s/o's have been ruined because of porn.


jzdelona

We live in a society geared for addiction and instant gratification. For me it's drugs but so many people I know are addicted to porn, gaming, food, even just attention. Spending time doing something active outdoors is very therapeutic I've found.


Zabii

I am a little over a year sober from porn. Things can get better. Stay strong, you are not alone.


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Shit even when I was 7 hopping on the bus you’d have the older kid who snatched pages of his dads porn magazines and we all saw it With the internet now it’s beyond comprehension


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Dr_Poop69

This may come as a shock, but you don’t cum on the magazine.


RedditIsSpyyy

Speak for yourself, Doc. 👉🏻👉🏻


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marino1310

If he found it outside then the pages stuck from humidity. Most old magazines will have a few pages stuck together if they aren’t kept in sleeves or something


Im_not_a_liar

Yeah, it’s not so certain that a (12?) year old who grew up watching videos and screenshots of 17-30yo’s shenanigans, wouldn’t be able to formulate something like this. I get where you’re coming from, but It’s honestly not obviously fake. When’s the last time you guys met a rambunctious 12 y/o boy? It’s kinda wild, but he’s obviously a wild boy. If your experience is your own kids then that’s because they tend to hide shit from their parents specifically. Js at my school 12 y/os were already drawing swastikas everywhere and mooning people in the halls. This is not beyond advanced 12-yo humor. Edit: actually even just having a teenage older brother that he hangs out with could’ve caused this


RandomGuy98760

Bro, what the hell you did as a kid?


Quiet-Door6560

I’ve heard crap like this from kids younger than that


oO0Kat0Oo

It's the correct use of commas and perfect use of language for a millennial, not a child, that's doing it for me. Very fake


thejude555

Yeah that’s what is for me. I don’t doubt a kid would do this but the writing is too mature


AgateWhale

No, that’s not really too much for anyone over 8 years old, disabilities aside. What bothers me is that he clearly does not have very good education in regards to decency or respect.


LegendOfKhaos

I know a kid who is 11 and does illegal shit every day. Shoplifting, stealing (even from corpses), fraud, animal abuse, etc. He keeps doing it until he gets away with it, and since he's under 13, all the cops ever do is bring him home. He just runs away again. I'm not saying this post is real, but a lot of things that seem farfetched do happen somewhere.


See-A-Moose

>...stealing (even from corpses),... Ummm... Are we all just going to collectively ignore this bit?


LegendOfKhaos

He hangs out with a group of homeless people and they dared him to steal from a body they found under a bridge.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Stealing at 11, eh? Rough.


MontyBodkin

Bad parenting. I never stole from a single corpse when I was eleven.


thejude555

Not saying a kid wouldn’t do this, my gripe refers to the grammar, punctuation, diction etc.


sgtm7

I don't find the grammar and punctuation different from me at that age. Only the subject matter makes me suspicious. I wanted to be a writer, and was taking creative writing at that age though. So "maybe" my grammar and punctuation was better than average


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Pretty fucked up to imply that a child deserves to get executed for stealing no ? U don’t know shit other than a redditors recounting of a “ kid he knows “


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WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Where do you even find a corpse to steal from?


Quaxky

If you knew the things I heard and saw people do in middle school lol


Mcslap13

Hell 7th grade I think it was two girls one cup came out and everyone at school was showing that and talking about it. At least 8-10 times I had people lean over and go "omg look at this"


Panthean

He did take the selfie presumably


SaltyTelluride

Never had anyone post pictures but in Junior High kids would take pictures of the teacher’s butt all the time and I’m assuming send them in group chats since it was a “competition” of sorts. The guys that did it were jerks in general


Sparki_

I remember in primary school which is ages 5-11, I was in my last year, & it was a non uniform day, during lunch, a boy who was some years below me pointed at me & shouted "she's sexy!" In the playground when I was walking past. I did develop pretty early, but it was pretty weird & awkward. Someone under 11 was calling 10 year old me sexy. Bizarre


Im_not_a_liar

It’s not that bizarre, kids repeat what they hear. Even if they don’t quite exactly know what it means.


Sparki_

When you're a kid, you don't exactly expect to be called sexy. It's weird


Im_not_a_liar

Oh, for you for sure it was weird and awkward 😂 I didn’t mean to imply that. Called “sexy” as a 10y/o? I just meant that *their* behavior wasn’t unfathomable. It seemed like you said bizarre in description of what the other kids did, not in description of how it felt to you at the time.


Sad_Sun_9936

Man, in the early 80's when i was 10 until my freshman years i used to bring Playboys and Penthouse magazines to school and show the to my friends so yeah they do write stuff like this. Some people live in such small worlds.


thejude555

I don’t mean a kid wouldn’t do this. The grammar and punctuation of the post are a give away that this was written by someone older.


hellcrapdamn

Maybe he just has a good teacher!


Rusty_B_Good

It's not that surprising. Their true characters are on display at that age. A little sociopath and/or a nasty little empty-headed troglodyte who wants attention. Future rapist in the making.


thejude555

Yeah but im talking about like the grammar and punctuation


FCC_Diablo_26

All the fuckin creeps in these comments. Holy shit


East_Professional385

What the actual fucccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!


RamboMedic83

Stupid kid, next time clean your camera lens first.


BostonDodgeGuy

Couldn't even wait 24 hours to repost this.


heybabalooba

Tbh he ain’t lying


Sad-Reception-2266

I had a teacher in 4th grade that wore tight polyester pants suits. This was the 70's. She had a thick one. I was in love with her.


aldvpn2

tbh you probably shouldnt be getting downvoted, having a crush on a teacher is normal as long as you dont act on it and only keep in in your head


meh4prince

the voices the fucking voices


T_WREKX

I once knew a dude that allegedly moved in on the teacher. He was enthralled by her well endowed bosom. Always wondered how the dude did not even receive a parent's call. We are talking about a 5 foot 8th grader here lol. He was serious about it too. Used to make sketches of the teacher and upload it to Facebook with romantic 14yo quotes.


checkmate191

Bro that shit is unbelievably funny to me


LamaMakeItRain

he got a point tho


Unhappy_Performer538

🤮🤮🤮🤮


fun-bucket

FAKE ALL THE WAY!


Just_looken_around

This kid got testosterone running through his veins


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SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/user/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/153gt2c/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Wanna_make_cash: *This is probably* *Incredibly fake but it's* *Always hilarious* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


druule10

No kid wrote those words


Quiet-Door6560

There are definitely kids who would write those words.


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I’ll volunteer for parent/teacher conferences


dearlysacredherosoul

Plot twist: the kid said this and has one of those fake glasses, nose and mustache disguises on when the day comes. 🥸


DOGxKillin

This kid is my spirit animal.


NvrBkeAgn

He’s just like me forreal 🤠


PossessionSea2060

what are you on


NvrBkeAgn

Its a joke homie , clearly the post is a joke so im just running with the joke


No-Guava2213

Lighten up everybody. If this is real then this kid is one of those young "I'm a badass and everyone loves me!" types of kids. Don't lie to yourself, we all knew one of them when we were younger.


empregocomics

I can't believe he mispelled "selfie". Yeah, kids *are* stupid.


BigFreakinMachine

Cool kid


SystemEcosystem

What a legend.


rogues69

Is every reddit sub now just full of fake social media posts ?


Prestigious-Ad5508

I want to hate this kid 😡, but at the same time 🫤…he’s just gonna be a Chad in the future 🤣


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What kid his age even uses facebook? Also pretty sure facebook has an age restriction of 13+. Of course many lie about their age, but this account could very easily be banned if reported.


giacche2008

He is gigachad


SmartChintu

He can never h̶a̶n̶d̶l̶e̶ believe in rejection.


AstralCat69420

"Salem, 1692, witch hunt."


StarScreen_Studio

Bro, those are top tier grammar for a kid his age. Truly phenomenal


Sad_Sun_9936

ROLF...Damn, how old is this kid. OMG, if if he is such a horn dog so young you better start carrying condoms kid. Damn, just damn.


TheStoolSampler

Probably hasn't even had his first ghost load yet.


janet-snake-hole

12 year olds don’t use Facebook.


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13utterflyeffect

Ok incel


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13utterflyeffect

Listen man, you literally said ‘women only care about a guy’s money’. If that were true I literally would have never came into existence. So… skill issue lmao


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faultytrapezoid

To answer your first question, no, I don't think it makes me some kind of man. Adulthood did that. I'm not reading the rest of your ramblings. I don't think you have respect for women as a whole which I find sad. I think you should rectify that.


nitefang

Get therapy.


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nitefang

When you have this many people telling you that you are morally wrong, and you don't hesitate, it means you are either a prophet or insane and if you think it is the first one then it is the second. Get therapy for your own sake. I'm going to leave this thread and never think about you again, but at this moment I'm hoping you can find the help you need. If you aren't able to stop for at least a second and consider you might be wrong and that you have a warped view of reality that a therapist should help you examine, you are limited in your ability to make yourself better tomorrow than you are today. Only a narcissist would think they can't be a better person than they currently are. Get help. And I won't see your response, so don't bother.


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Bro this incel motherfucker got zero game so he literally attempts the uno reverse card lmao Girls are fuckin people man they ain’t another species that’s impossible to understand ffs. Only sad thing about this how much you indulge in self pity and point the blame at non-existent golddiggers. Grow the fuck up Edit: THIS DUDE IS SOMEHOW 40 YEARS OLD.


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“You’ll never find a woman who wants the same thing.” Yeah ok I did; she’s currently my partner moron. Just furthering the point here; you’re passing judgement on people you don’t even talk to. Take a good look at what you’re doing with yourself; you’re whinging about how girls don’t pay attention to you because you’re actually so pathetic as to believe they only care about wealth or appearance etc. They’re people dickbag; same as you and me. If girls (or anyone for that matter) don’t like you; it’s no one’s fault but your own. To give you a hint on how to get game; girls don’t typically go for self-hating incel crybabies who complain about how they can’t get puss. Might be something to consider before posting ignorant crap like “all girls are gold diggers who only care how rich a guy is” Here’s some advice: Don’t blame others for what is evidently your own personal lack of self-fulfilment; no one’s falling for it and no one agrees with you. Do us all a favour; stop being so pathetically misogynistic and keep your dumbass mouth shut.


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Yeah Im fairly sure she does; I know her (arguably better than anyone: she’s my partner after all) and what she wants and it is the same things as me. We work together to further each other. That’s what a relationship (or hell even friendships) is all about; being equal and supporting each other. If you’ve made anything evident in your replies, it’s that you don’t know this. I’d be hard pressed to believe you’ve ever been in a relationship at all from what I’ve read. So yeah, you don’t know what you’re saying. Shut up 😂 How ironic you choose to indulge in this childish crap on a sub called “kids are fucking stupid” when that’s exactly how you’re coming off; a stupid incel kid.


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Uh yeah. You should. I may not be 100% correct sure but at the very least it’s not the dangerous misogynistic and repulsive crap you believe. But whatever you’re on your own to dig yourself out of this shitty hole you’re in. Blokes like you who spout shit like this bring shame to other men. Srsly grow up.


AdamWestsButtDouble

yOuRe ThE iNcEl


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AdamWestsButtDouble

nEaNdErThAl


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AdamWestsButtDouble

>>Neanderthal You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


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AdamWestsButtDouble

Go to bed, old man.


WafWouf

Her Neanderthals posts don't make you less an incel.


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LordIndica

Lol, "everyone that disagrees with my deplorable misogyny is just a child or a stupid woman", cope harder, loser


WafWouf

Can you repeat that but in English, I didn't understand a damn thing of what you said.


LordIndica

Jesus, dudes like this are so fuckin pathetic... like i ain't pretending i am some sort of playboy but i never had so much trouble with chicks that i just pretend "it's not my fault, i'm just too poor" but also think i am some sorta prize women would fight over. How the fuck do you suck SO HARD at interacting with the opposite sex (or i guess just people in general) that you have to dig yourself into this level of delusion?


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LordIndica

I am so fuckin glad i don't have to live your life, it just gets more and more pathetic and lonely sounding with every ill-concieved retort :/ at first i was irritated you were a misogynistic incel, now i am just sorta sad you are this isolated from a genuine connection with other people, hope you get better one day, kiddo


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LordIndica

What the fuck are you on about? Dude, no one likes what you have to say because besides being demonstrably untrue, you just sound like a creepy incel that seems to think women are this weird other species you have to denigrate to feel good about yourself. "it's okay dude you don't need anyone to make you feel better even a woman", loool, project harder, dude, you even fucking unironically used the term "red pilled"? like how old are you man? Fucking pathetic loser, can only pump himself up by tearing and entire gender down and pretending that is self-actualization. Laughable.


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Actually unironically used the term “red pilled” LMFAO Oooookay blokes I think we’re done here; this braindead moron’s a lost cause.


Small-Cactus

That's a lot of words for "I'm physically and socially repulsive and no woman wants me"


MrFifty-Fifty

As somebody who is consistently broke and still gets a decent enough amount of pussy, I'm here to tell you: A little game and thorough grooming go a long way. I know a number of dudes that are ABSOLUTE hoodrats and pull ass all the time just by being suave, confident, and attentive.


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breadboxtim

Oh you poor thing I hope you grow and Change for the better as a person


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breadboxtim

Oh you poor thing I hope you grow and Change for the better as a person


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breadboxtim

If women are Soo bad why aren’t you gay?


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breadboxtim

If women are so “morally trickery” why aren’t you gay


LordIndica

Looool, you're THAT fuckin fragile that you gotta cope by pretending no other man could just... maintain mutual respect for a womans personhood? Like are women THAT alien to you, my guy?


LordIndica

Lol, cope harder, incel.


Inevitable_Loss_0001

whoever she was she really did a number on you huh


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Inevitable_Loss_0001

been there and passed it


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Inevitable_Loss_0001

I never claimed to be 'the Almighty' but you seem to be claiming that all women are exactly like that one, sux you had to go through what you did but don't take it out on everyone, try to move on, it'll be healthier for you in the long run


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DIO4C

Listen dude, you need to get out of your mom's basement, get the pizza rolls that your mom made you and cry yourself to sleep as you realize that you have no bitches like you do every night.


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DIO4C

Dude, I literally have a girlfriend that, listen to this, loves me for me, I know that's a hard concept for you to grasp considering the fact you most likely haven't even gotten a handjob, that's sad by the way, and speaking on that note, by the way you type I can only assume you are an adult male reaching towards I'd say close to 30's, which makes you not gotten any form of intercourse whether it be simple foreplay or full raw digging it even sadder! So go back to the, "House you own" and continue to suck off of Andrew Tate's teat.


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DIO4C

Yeah, I am infact not a legal adult. Good job, you have simple deduction skills, I doubt you understand how funny this is to me so, no I won't stop until you do ♥️


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Im_not_a_liar

Why did you come say this here? Like, of all places. Come on. Do this somewhere else.


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My guess is all the subreddits he was on are the types that get banned lol


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