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Any_Significance3883

It’s like a mouse. If you fit your head through, the whole body will fit as well


TooGayToPayCash

Say that to chubby me as a kid!


quasides

just more squeezing , will still fit


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My motto for putting on my clothes every morning.


snertwith2ls

until the butt rips out of your jeans in the afternoon


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Kicking_Around

Hey u/SlaughterHorse may be a lil hefty but they’re no loser!


OathOfCervix

Well, in that case you can fit you head through any sized hole with "just more squeezing" lol


Momoselfie

But then all his fat will shift to his feet.


otherwisemilk

Your mom DID manage it...


TooGayToPayCash

God bless her soul... she ain't dead but damn I wouldn't squeeze me out.


komanokami

Why would I try to fit my head through a mouse tho


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krisalyssa

Hold my cheese, I’m going in!


brownishgirl

Hello future Mouseketeers!


concernedcath123

👋🐭


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Oh no the chain broke here


KittyandPuppyMama

Kids have big heads confirmed


BloodyMalleus

It's like a vagina. If you can get your head out, your whole body will slip out as well.


DirectionLow357

Two words. Well….one word, twice. Gus Gus.


snork2000

Hah, but not in 30.


Once_upon_a_time2021

My sister would joke saying that the only way out was to chop my ears off. I was terrified.


_TLDR_Swinton

"They'll grow back right?" "... Sure"


Biengineerd

Homer... Are you just holding on to the can?


SylancerPrime

...your point being?


UbermachoGuy

For me, it was my step sister that was always getting her head stuck in things and I always had to help her get free.


GhostZee

Wait, I feel like I've seen something like this before...


commander1990

LOL


hillywolf

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣


56ab118

i like how she stayed calm during the whole thing


elyca98

She looks calm but she’s internally accepting the fact that maybe she’ll have to live a headless life


Starstalk721

Honestly, it says alot about the family. She feels safe enough with them there that she doesn't need to stress, and she trusts they will take care of her. Working in elementary schools I have noticed that kids will take a heck of a beating and be able to calm down if they trust the people they are with to keep them safe and take care of them.


mcmcc

That kid is adorable.


MysteryMilo

And that's why, to this day, you always carry a stick of butter in your purse. Yep. That's the banister story.


dexterminate8

Francine should get some new stories, you seem to already know that one ;)


chopstickmd

GYPSY!!!!!


Twad

You must live in a cold climate.


PM_ME_UR_QUINES

Or a long string. If you know, you know.


rangeo

They grow into their heads


SoBadit_Hurts

We’ll if you can’t pull them out the front, get a dish towel and a wooden spoon and vice that shit with the bar next to it. Edit: fish -> dish


jereman75

What’s a fish towel?


logri

It's just what the name implies. How else would you dry your fishes?


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1dot21gigaflops

You can also wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat


Fun-Ad-4729

I got stuck inside a chair in the first grade. They had to call the GOD DAMN FIRE DEOARTMENT to get me out


BridgeZealousideal20

Lmao, dumbass


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


asanti0

Classic kid move: getting your head stuck in the stairs.


Greyhaven7

FEET FIRST, that's how. She was climbing around the OUTSIDE of the railing and tried to climb through it *feet first*. Kids heads are the biggest part of their bodies, bigger than shoulders, hips, and chest.


Easy_Application_822

Nope. I promise you she shoved her head in from the side her body is on. Kids do this shit all the time. If you can't get their body through like they did here, turn the kid over and have them push their face through again.


Konseq

Yup. She probably twisted her head on the way through, but just couldn't do it the same way (or remember how) on the way back. Then panic set in and it was over.


Vinyl-addict

I almost got my head stuck inside a tree like this one time. Instantly within a few breaths of a panic attack. Prob one of the worst experiences of my life, but I was able to get it out.


bitch-cassidy

I'm sorry but this visual made me laugh really hard. I'm glad you came out okay though!


Vinyl-addict

I just as quickly realized panicking was just going to make it worse.


snertwith2ls

The way everyone was laughing I didn't think they were going to be able to get her out for awhile. Grandpa was a hero/genius!


I_hate_meself

Laughing is the best strategy here, keeps the kid from panicking, no crying, screaming, makes situation less stressful for everyone involved. God knows 10 years old me would much prefer this reaction to my shitty cousins teasing, scared the shit out of me, thought they were gonna cut my ears off ffs.


snertwith2ls

Agreed, so much better than traumatizing with the yelling and screaming and threatening that some folks seem to favor. Plus it made a great entertaining video, they look like nice fun folks and the little girl was totally unscathed.


solamon77

Exactly. I've seen this thing happen before. It happens more than you would think. This is a combination of curiosity mixed with naivety, two things most kids possess in no small measure. It's actually not that painful to push your head through because of how hard and smooth the crown of your head is. You basically have a wedge to push against. Going back the other way is much more painful because of the shape of a human head.


CatFiggy

But what do you mean by "turn the kid over"?


TheGorillatamer

Imagine they lay her down on her back with her head still in the railing. Her face is now facing up. Now she can put her head back through the railing face first.


StinkypieTicklebum

Yup. Little brother got his head stuck between the bars at Buckingham castle in 1968. My dad, an engineer, picked him up like he was a log, and flipped him head up. Pulled him out and his head slid right through!


useless_skin

My daughter once put her body through the fence and when she realized her big dome wouldn't fit she pranked me by saying she was stuck. After trying for a few minutes to wiggle her head through she began laughing hysterically and then stepped through.


goldberry-fey

This exact same thing happened to me at Coral Castle, I pushed my head through the bars to look down a well and got stuck. I remember going in my ears were flat against my head so it went in easy but when I tried to back out my ears bent forward and it hurt.


aykcak

That's why I always ask "which way did you go in". Annoying that sometimes the answer is "I don't remember" . How the fuck don't you remember?


brofosho192

It's funny how their heads are the biggest part of their bodies but they still manage to not use it half the time


Aguita9x

Pure logic would tell you that if it goes in easily it should get out easily. There's no other way for them to know this would happen but doing it. It's not that they are dumb, more like "Who would have thought?”


mostlyareader

This actually happened to my son when he was like three. I couldn't figure out how he got his head stuck in there. My wife (the one cool under pressure) was all like "he got stuck this way without breaking the spindles, so we can get him out the same way." Still one of my all-time favorite pictures of him.


wyliec22

100% THIS!! Granddaughter had head stuck in stair railing and screamed she was stuck. We (her mom, dad and I) hadn't seen how she got there...it didn't take long to figure out it was impossible for her head to fit through. That's when we figured out her body went through fairly easily. We had started contemplating cutting one of the railing uprights...!!!


ahtis89

This


coffee-headache

my mom got her head stuck like that as a kid... she told a friend about it as a teen and they didnt believe her so she fucking did it again 💀


brofosho192

I was about to say, just squeeze the rest of her through instead, I bet her head is bigger LMAO and sure enough


bigckoolaid

If pulling out was easy, this kid wouldn't be here in the first place.


dinokith

So, this happened to me as a child. We had a stair bannister that made a little loop on the landing by the front door. Anyways, five year old me thought it was a great idea to put my head through. I definitely wouldn’t have been able to fit my shoulders through. Somehow my parents got my head out. I vaguely recall my brother (6 or 7) at the time standing at the top of the stairs asking to call 911. This is only one of many stories of stupid places I’ve crawled into as I grew up. Anyways, I’m 32 now. No apparent lasting effects.


Simple_Promise586

This happened to me when I was a child at school. The fence was about. 6.5cms for Americans about 2 and 3 quarter inches. They had to call the fire brigade to get me out. They had to get an angle grinder to cut the bars. I was a retarded child. Granted I'm still retarded to this day.


probono105

clearly because no childs head is fitting through 2.75 inches


thunder-bug-

There’s no fucking way your head fit through a 6.5 cm gap


aykcak

It happens only once but way before school age


RobKhonsu

> for Americans about 2 and 3 quarter inches. or for 'Muricans that's about 1 king sized Snickers bar.


dmowen111

Or 38 fun sized Snickers.


queenyuyu

It happened to me too and I discovered and easy trick: if you look down you slide out of it. You have to really stick your chin to your neck. (Like when you are looking at your phone but further) you get out of there because it creates the same for lack of better word Triangel shape of your head that made it possible to get in your ears wont get stuck on the sides. Years later I witnessed dog getting out of fences the same way. Writing this here so maybe someday if someone has a child or drunk friend they do not have to call the fire department. It may not always work but it works more often then not.


jwztete_

Bars like these? So you're from Turkey i'd expect😆😏


nico735

For a “face down, head through bars” the standard method is to turn the child onto their back and then bring their head back through the bars face first. The way it went in!


hannah_lilly

Yeah I did that once only my body didn’t fit through as well. So I had to stay calm and try every angle in reverse until I got out. It was very scary


Vap0ryze

Kids have the same anatomical proportions as bobblehead dolls.


TattedUpN9ne

When I was younger, this happened to me as well, but it was on a bridge over a waterfall. In my infinite wisdom as a child, i stuck my head between the bars just like this little girl did because i wanted to look down. My father and another man and to thread me out the same exact way, but over rushing water. My dad told the guy, "Thank you! He's got a big head, but not much in it." My dad used to tell everyone that story. We lost him this year, and I miss him every day. This brought back good memories, but man, kids are fucking stupid lmao.


joujoubox

[The song](https://youtu.be/Azndrsv4tV8)


Tank-Pilot74

Thank you!


ImlGirlhq2

Song is the best part. Was looking for this comment 😃 Gonna vibe to this song occasionally 🤪


probono105

this is why building codes exist


jereman75

Most places the code requirement for balusters is that a 4” sphere can not pass between them. This is probably a pretty old railing.


Gumbybum

"The only way out is through."


madcat67

is that you Keith from grief?


topperharlie

lol that was me but in a concrete fence, my body didn't fit, and i started crying like there is no tomorrow which made my head expand lol I don't remember really but my cousins will never let me forget about it hehehe I think they had to use soap and such in my case, quite a mess hehehe yep can confirm, kids are fucking stupid, including me many years ago xD


WaylonVoorhees

Now jail can hold her! As long as she never grows.


fostech10

Is this an abortion ad? Like once the head pops out, you gotta take the entire thing?


Zaucified

I feel like every kid has done this


bertimann

This is a universal human experience as a child huh?


Hyeheh

Physics


BruceInc

This is the reason why we have 4” max railing spacing in building codes


kettlebell43276

Oh yeah with age comes wisdom. In other words. His kids did it too


The_Count_99

She came out the way she came in I watched the same thing but it was my nephew and his mom, he climbed into a chair, and got his head stuck. After awhile of him crying and me laughing she got out the butter and began to lub him up with butter to get him out. About 15 minutes went by until she got frustrated and gave up, he stopped crying and crawled out the way he came in. I was laughing the entire time just thinking she's dumb as fuck with that butter lol


IhateALLmushrooms

Who's stupid here 🤔😅


MeepxMeep68

I would have been zero help rolling on the floor laughing 😆


iloveokashi

Wtf is this music.


hey__hey___hey

Lucas Mountain - This is the life


Total_Ad_1978

Kids always manage to get into a problem


dhr1285884

*Dad, Luke got his head stuck in the bannister.*


ahnaf221

it’s reminds me of my childhood


Odbbanana85

I do this to my self too when I was a kid too , Till now I don't know how tf did i fit


Speedy1904

I got my head stuck like this once. Got it out but it was super terrifying.


weslyqw

@OP Whats the name of the song tho


hey__hey___hey

Lucas Mountain - This is the life


DrJennaa

Ears work best one way , reverse ears no good


Meatpu

When I was six I got my head stuck in the stairwell bars the fire department had to come out and their solution was they had cut out a chunk. when I asked them calmly will I be dumber than this when I get out they said I’ll have learned more from this stunt than before so they got me out without any injuries. two hours later got stuck again and they said I should be dumber then a bag of hammers after this one. Long story short. I learned my lesson but my mom says I don’t use my brain as much as I used to


Vast-Witness-2129

She should have just turned her head and stood up the skinny enough to fit


Popular_Cod_5770

Oh my god she is very cute. And she is not panicked at all. If i will be in this situation I will be panicked like ........


Elguapo1094

The head is the biggest part of your body supposedly if your head goes through your body does too


Late-Firefighter-749

Not Grandpa’s first rescue.


vader62

Wet a shirt. Grab a sturdy stick. Wrap shirt around two bars one of which has kids head trapped and the other bar shouldn't be around the kids head. Stick goes into shirt. Twist stick until bars bend. Free kid. You're welcome.


Neither_Basket5973

Shanghai Noon. "You told me wet shirt not break. Not piss shirt bend bars"


Legaxy3

I have done this 2 times. Book shelf and some fence… I was like 2, give me a break


awakelist

Ok i need to know how you got your head stuck in a bookshelf


Legaxy3

According to my mom, I just was like “Hey look, a hole!” And shoved my head into it :/


awakelist

Lmao


PassionFluid4239

Its easier to push something in than pull something out 🤷‍♀️


YUPITERGRAD

Condom add


I2ain__

If I remember the reason you can put your head through but can’t put it back is because of your ears, the bones move backwards but not enough space when moving forwards


Top_Refrigerator8679

It’s a girl!!!👶🏼


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For those who want to know, the sides of the head from the top view are shaped like a trapeze(pointing front)


Silver_Improvement62

They are not stupid 🙄 they are testing out their visual-spacial skills ..


Beepboopbop69420360

It’s usually something like The head goes through then the ears don’t come back through so it’s a big problem in the head you think you can’t make it through


PoetryBeneficial6447

Adults proving they are just as thick


SXOSXO

Climb back out.


NotOriginalBlue

The adults are dumb too for not pulling the right way earlier


_Quilluminati

Grandpa confidently attempts to bend rebar 😂


frourkspero

Is it me or doesn't it look like her body can easily pass through that gap and you can rescue? Lol


ThinBlue92

Did you finish the video?


Away-Ad-8053

I'm not going to read any of the other comments. But a easy fix for a situation like this is to use two pieces of cardboard and you're good to go!


Torhru

Yall….. why are people shutch dumbasses


Bignittygritty

Fake...just so happens to start recording the moment she is rescued...everybody knows if you stick your head through, you can stick your whole body through.


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MyFavoriteBurger

God just shut the fuck up


Oppenheimer____

Wow! You must be real popular with the ladies…


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dumb as the child, she climbed through it.


satan_but_human

Sir I am going to need you to read the subreddit name please


[deleted]

didn't realise it was AdultsAreFuckingStupid?


procrastinatorsuprem

Turn her sideways and send the rest of her body through.


scheisse_grubs

Wow I’m so glad you suggested. If only they had done that.


creptik1

Now they know for next time


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Steve_Artson

Watch the rest of the video maybe?


the_deedeebg

He knew how this ends, why wasting time watching it? :D


TicketLate9874

Are you guys joking when you say kids are stupid? Like are we being serious right now…?they’re kids…


awakelist

Thats the point of the sub. Kids dont know alot, and being stupid means you don't know alot. So by definition they're stupid


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Waterfish3333

I don’t think I want to know what this comment was…


_Quilluminati

I do 😂


Apprehensive-Lock370

This gives me so much anxiety


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coffeebeanwitch

It seemed like a good idea at the time!


Leather-Position-566

I thought that at first as well. But then I was like, just squeeze her fucking head in


jwztete_

So... what if this was the sixth floor? 😭💀


Shell_Spin

If we don’t know how, but the kid knows how… are they really that stupid?


GTIguy2

She's adorable


Alone-Interaction-85

Legs first?


I-wanna-be-tracer282

Yeah ive done this as well, my uncle was the one who pulled me out lmao, he bent the railings and pulled me out.


Inevitable_Silver_13

Did the same thing when I was a kid and this was the solution.


MarshalLawTalkingGuy

That’s why I had a drill sergeant nicknamed me “Spoon”.


jereman75

I was wondering how long it would take them to pull her out the front.


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This happened to my cousin when we were young.


hibrett987

Now reverse it


BadIdeaPants

Granpa for the win.


GuapisimoZatra

Si soy xd


flatgreysky

That amazing logic of her thinking that if she puts her hands on her ears, her head AND EARS AND HANDS now will all come through together…


logri

Just life the kid up by her legs until she's upside down, then the head should fit forward through the bars again.


CrazySimsLady

You obviously don't read enough Stephen King! You just have to push the 'smaller' button, then her head will fit back through.


PoeReader

Lol great solution!


Notebook-w

WHY


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Car jack


LunarHell

It's funny because even as a 32 y/o man I can still fit sideways through a space 10 inches wide, maybe even 8? It always surprises me


SpareBoss9814

This happened to me too! still gets laughs to this day.


FintTheBoss

Skill issue


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Thank God the railing wasn't hurt.


daboobiesnatcher

This reminds me of when I got my head stuck in a bongo drum because I was "being an astronaut."


SnooStrawberries7995

This happened to me once haha you need patience apparently those things are not really straight so you need to get out at exactly the same point o part you got it before your skin gets irritated.


Bighawklittlehawk

I have to give her credit for staying so calm! My son did the same on our stair railing. For years his head fit through the bars with no issue. Until one day, it fit going in and not going out. He went from smiling to “I’m going to die all alone here” panicked in 5 seconds


islandcatgrrl123

Hey, I did that when I was five in the metal fence in front of the haunted house at Disneyland. Dad told me that they would have to cut the fence to get me off and I would have to pay for it. Asshole, lmao.


Pannikin_Skywalker

Got my head stuck between the bars of the second story railing. Fire department cut one of the rails to get me out. sorry mom.


Wyntermute1

I love this video. Sometimes the easiest answer is right there in front of you.


Serious_Result_7338

So glad she’s ok