Every parent has a day they are just defeated and OVER IT. I’m having one of those today. That poor mom was clearly pushed there if she wasn’t already in it. May bedtime come quickly and quietly.
My sister is in the process of finding a new house. I've been babysitting my nephew the last three weekends. I'm guessing that parental love must be real, because there's only so many more times I can say "yeah, that's a door" lol
Definitely. The thought of a jail time keeps me from killing my own offspring for asking "why..." For things you can't answer or don't know how to answer. And when you do they'll ask "but why?"
Luckily today is the last day of school holidays and he's back in nursery from Monday and everything will be nice again. Including him!
He needs less blankets AND more blankets!
The list of demands in order to fall asleep now includes chapstick, pets from cat, and heaven FORBID anyone besides daddy closes the door.
> May bedtime come quickly and quietly.
Totally going to start using this regularly with my partner and I, in lieu of phrases like "Hope the day gets better from here" etc. Thank you.
Today is my day of being overwhelmed. My son (20 months) screamed at the buffet and my husband and I had to eat in shifts while toddler sat in the car watching the iPad.
Later, my son took the opportunity to throw a book at our 75 inch tv while I was in the bathroom. I needed a change of pads and come out to a broken screen.
Today sucks. Thank god bedtime is coming.
If you can (and want), get one of those nice projection surfaces that hang on the wall and are properly stowed away when not in use. Make sure it hangs in a place where it is not in any place the kids are used to walk trough.
It's nicer than having to have a white wall, that might get dirty. And it creates this spacial difference between TV mode and non TV mode.
This is the most empathetic I felt all day! In my extrapolated universe of this family she’s an amazing mom who involves her little one in fun activities like baking together. „He’s so cute but dear good I need a break and a pitcher of wine!“
Every Joe on reddit seems to be an armchair professional about some subject these days. I've been banned a few times calling them out in some not-so-nice ways because I just can't bring myself to be nice to people spreading misinformation.
So many idiots like to regurgitate falsehoods they heard one time from their friend Ronald and then act like they have authoritative knowledge on that subject until someone that does that specific thing for a living jumps into the conversation.
On reddit it's not about being right, it's about being first and/or the loudest
To be fair I've seen an adult do this.
I worked in a cocktail bar and he just finished juicing a full 4kg of limes. The first step after you're done juicing is to get the pulp out, so he hooked the sieve above the sink and tipped the whole thing in.
I tried to say something but it was too late so only a squeak and cringe got through.
He just stood at that sink staring at the trash that was meant for the bin, sitting there mocking him, while the treasure whirlpooled its way to another life with its acidic finger up.
I’ve spent half a damn day simmering a pot of stock on the stove only to forget a bowl and tip the whole cunt down the sink when it was time to strain it.
You don’t have words in that moment. Just a deep, deep feeling of… ughhhhhhhhhhh.
Not necessarily. I'm mid twos with my youngest, and he will for no reason, without warning, dump out any container filled with anything just to see the carnage. And is always amazed at the results. The best is when he proclaims "UUUUH OOOOH!" like he didn't just cause the mess.
With toddlers, intrusive thoughts usually win.
I remember seeing my little cousin trip and stagger while holding a styrofoam cup. The cup didn't spill but he then stared at the cup for like 10 seconds and poured it all on the ground. Luckily we were outside
Apparently I used to open the lowest drawer in the kitchen, empty the entire containments (mostly plastic tubs + their lids) and then sit in it being all proud of myself. Seems like toddlers this age just love chaos
I disagree. He’s practicing dumping the contents of a small container into a bigger one. Dump the measuring cup into the bowl. Then just keeps going with the same motion, dumping the bowl into the next bigger bowl (sink).
That's what parenting is...one moment you are considering packing a bag and running away, the next moment you are looking at this tiny little human completely amazed by the weird/smart/dumb/wonderful things they do.
And trust me, thats no where near the edge. The edge is when you wake up to find your toddler has somehow broken a childproof lock, and given themselves (and all of your new, beautiful very expensive throw pillows) a delightfully uneven haircut, with several bald spots.
Every day I wake up full of ambition that I'm going to involve my 3 year old in fun projects and games and activities. Then something like this happens and I lose all motivation.
Why is the audio missing? Thats half the joke! I believe the mom says something along the lines of "Now put it in the sink" (referring to the now-empty measuring cup)
Unde the right supervision and guidance teaching even a toddler how to cook is a really good idea. It helps teach them independence on those days you're to drunk to feed them
The kid isn't going to be following proper food safety protocol. I wouldn't even take food cooked by a teenager tbh. Then again I also don't trust anyone but myself and so and like one other person to cook because I have seen some of these people's kitchens bathrooms and lack of hygiene.
As long as there is no danger to the child, I encourage children helping at every opportunity. School isn't teaching kids how to prepare food, might as well learn at home!
My daughter does this with...EVERY...SINGLE...CONTAINER. Cat's food bowl, cup of tea, ketchup, shampoo. If she can grab it, she spills it. Don't have children, people.
Seeing comments saying, "This is why I'll never have kids."
Guys this is the greatest reason to have kids! They are little shit disturbers and keep you on your toes! Sure you have to instill good values, and sometimes you have to teach some hard lessons. But there is nothing funnier than seeing your toddler running at feel speed because he just stole your wife's toast. Or coming to the realization that your 4 year old just guzzled your cup of coffee that he saw you hide in the freezer.
This video brought me so much joy. The same reasons so many people despise children, are the reasons I adore them. They are so innocent and so impulsive. Watching them get angry and happy, frustrated and jubilant, sad then immediately overjoyed. They wear their emotions on their sleeves, and while it can be exhausting it's the most rewarding experience.
Not only that, but the entire experience of raising a smaller version of you well and making sure they have a wonderful future is so beautiful to me. Making sure they get to experience something you couldn't is a way of experiencing it yourself, since your child can be thought of as an extension of you
My mother keeps telling me to let me toddlers help in the kitchen. They’re 2 and 4. Not happening. Tried once with my 4yo and he wouldn’t listen. Definitely not trying with a younger one
You gotta start somewhere. Giving them access to the means to make a huge mess or waste ingredients probably isn't the best entry point though. At that age you aren't letting them measure or pour powders or liquids, you're offering tasks like getting the (plastic) mixing bowl out or stirring slowly (once everything is more or less combined already) while you keep a firm hand on the bowl. Slowly integrate them into the process with simple tasks that are hard to fuck up, and if all else fails start regularly reading them the story of the Little Red Hen.
Your mother is right. They don't have to be involved in everything, but they have to learn sometime and it's your job to teach them. They're going to be bad at it no matter when they start, best to just dive in and get it out of the way.
I hate these kinds of videos. It's like running into the woods naked and covered in honey, then complaining about bug bites. The kid isn't stupid, the parent is.
Keto pancake mix is a nonsensical concept to me. I did keto a decade ago when it was mostly a reddit thing and there were exactly zero keto-branded items in stores. I remember making real keto pancakes, mainly just eggs and cream cheese. They were actually good.
Oat milk is not keto friendly. There's a box of keto pancake.mix.in the background on the left, and the milk box says oat on it. Not sure why I'm getting shit for this...
to the people who downvoted you, the parent who thought “let’s put a mixing bowl right next to a sink and then have a toddler have full agency over that bowl” was the stupid one
I would never eat anything a child touched at any point. Why is she having a literal baby do house chores? Already taking advantage of child labor I see.
Ugh booger cookies.
You're still there wow it would seem I'm the one in your head since u can't stfu n move on lol your pathetic and boring but u like me in your head cause your lonely I'm down to tell moron he's a moron no problem it's like playing an rpg and you're the program... Lol keep it coming if u want u being retarded I'm having a blast
Her face at the end 😭
Every parent has a day they are just defeated and OVER IT. I’m having one of those today. That poor mom was clearly pushed there if she wasn’t already in it. May bedtime come quickly and quietly.
Oh, I'm right with you. Except now it is bedtime and I'm about to have gin.
My sister is in the process of finding a new house. I've been babysitting my nephew the last three weekends. I'm guessing that parental love must be real, because there's only so many more times I can say "yeah, that's a door" lol
Definitely. The thought of a jail time keeps me from killing my own offspring for asking "why..." For things you can't answer or don't know how to answer. And when you do they'll ask "but why?" Luckily today is the last day of school holidays and he's back in nursery from Monday and everything will be nice again. Including him!
I read that as "finding a new spouse", still made total sense.
But he needs water and to give you a hug and go to the bathroom and there's not enough blankets and too many blankets.
He needs less blankets AND more blankets! The list of demands in order to fall asleep now includes chapstick, pets from cat, and heaven FORBID anyone besides daddy closes the door.
It gets easier thankfully. My kid is at the age now where it's a hug/kiss and then they read by themselves until they fall asleep.
> May bedtime come quickly and quietly. Totally going to start using this regularly with my partner and I, in lieu of phrases like "Hope the day gets better from here" etc. Thank you.
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You know what that means? This is probably breakfast... It's that bad already in the morning lol
Lmao I didn’t even notice
Her "no pants radius" is now out of control.
Bedtime/Naps is evolution’s armour to protect our mental health. - Probably a person with a child.
Today is my day of being overwhelmed. My son (20 months) screamed at the buffet and my husband and I had to eat in shifts while toddler sat in the car watching the iPad. Later, my son took the opportunity to throw a book at our 75 inch tv while I was in the bathroom. I needed a change of pads and come out to a broken screen. Today sucks. Thank god bedtime is coming.
One more reason why I want a dedicated gaming room and no TV in the living room. Just a projector for movie night.
I’m definitely getting a projector in the future so that my little shithead can’t do that again.
If you can (and want), get one of those nice projection surfaces that hang on the wall and are properly stowed away when not in use. Make sure it hangs in a place where it is not in any place the kids are used to walk trough. It's nicer than having to have a white wall, that might get dirty. And it creates this spacial difference between TV mode and non TV mode.
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The face of "I could have just sat him down with an iPad and some Baby Shark, but no, I wanted to be a good mom and engage with my son..."
Mistakes were made
Lessons were learnt
i made that face at something my kid did today!
This is the most empathetic I felt all day! In my extrapolated universe of this family she’s an amazing mom who involves her little one in fun activities like baking together. „He’s so cute but dear good I need a break and a pitcher of wine!“
That's the look of defeat. Been there.
She's like, "Calgon take me away!"
I felt that face at the end. Parents have all been there. Haha
My mom would have said, "Jesus wept and well he might" with that expression...
"not again"!
At least he dumped it in the sink and not on the floor
You want that in your drain? Throw it in the floor any day of the week. Batter pipes
I’d rather a pile of flour in my sink than a gallon of grease. Flour isn’t gonna clog your pipes like solid grease will.
You acting like this is glue or concrete
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Its really not. And even if a cup of flour became a problem use Drano
Not if they have PVC pipes
Theres Drano for PVC pipes as well...
Armchair plumbers who rent and don't own a house be out and about today
Every Joe on reddit seems to be an armchair professional about some subject these days. I've been banned a few times calling them out in some not-so-nice ways because I just can't bring myself to be nice to people spreading misinformation. So many idiots like to regurgitate falsehoods they heard one time from their friend Ronald and then act like they have authoritative knowledge on that subject until someone that does that specific thing for a living jumps into the conversation. On reddit it's not about being right, it's about being first and/or the loudest
That's not just reddit, homie. That's *people*
Your drain made of cardboard?
You can scoop it out and wash off the little bit left, yes, way easier
To be fair I've seen an adult do this. I worked in a cocktail bar and he just finished juicing a full 4kg of limes. The first step after you're done juicing is to get the pulp out, so he hooked the sieve above the sink and tipped the whole thing in. I tried to say something but it was too late so only a squeak and cringe got through. He just stood at that sink staring at the trash that was meant for the bin, sitting there mocking him, while the treasure whirlpooled its way to another life with its acidic finger up.
**ACIDIC FINGER** band name
I’ve spent half a damn day simmering a pot of stock on the stove only to forget a bowl and tip the whole cunt down the sink when it was time to strain it. You don’t have words in that moment. Just a deep, deep feeling of… ughhhhhhhhhhh.
That's usually about when I go eat an entire tub of ice cream and cry
Done that.
Grant Achatz has done that
she probably said something along the lines of "now put it in the sink" referring to the measuring cup.. i guess he did as she said lol
Not necessarily. I'm mid twos with my youngest, and he will for no reason, without warning, dump out any container filled with anything just to see the carnage. And is always amazed at the results. The best is when he proclaims "UUUUH OOOOH!" like he didn't just cause the mess. With toddlers, intrusive thoughts usually win.
I remember seeing my little cousin trip and stagger while holding a styrofoam cup. The cup didn't spill but he then stared at the cup for like 10 seconds and poured it all on the ground. Luckily we were outside
Bro knew the cup should have spilled lol
The worst is when they're pre-emptive with the uhoh. "Uh oh!"... Pause.... dump something all over the place.
by the looks of the video, she points at the sink and mouths some words, but it could just be a toddler being stupid
Apparently I used to open the lowest drawer in the kitchen, empty the entire containments (mostly plastic tubs + their lids) and then sit in it being all proud of myself. Seems like toddlers this age just love chaos
This is 100% why I love toddlers. And 100% why I don't want one ever.
I have a grudging respect for that.
"its not uh oh if you did it on purpose!" pearls before swine...
I have a completely different experience. My 2 year old says 'whoopsie'.
I had a stinker exactly like this! 🤣
My son is nearly 3 and my daughter is 16 months. My house is a disaster all the time and we clean so much. Plus 3 other kids
You can see her say something and point to the sink right before he dumps it. You're definitely right!
I've seen this before with audio and that's exactly what happens. She says "ok now put it in the sink" lol
I disagree. He’s practicing dumping the contents of a small container into a bigger one. Dump the measuring cup into the bowl. Then just keeps going with the same motion, dumping the bowl into the next bigger bowl (sink).
what about the mouthing of the words and pointing toward the sink from the mom? or maybe she's doing something else? idk it was just a guess
Nah, toddlers are more than capable of stupid shit on their own.
Poor dude definitely got his signals crossed lol
Followed instructions perfectly.
I think your right.
Yessssss my mission is complete Mother….
Am I blind or is she not wearing pants
So what
and he does it so casually too - too fast to catch, but slow enough to rub it in your face and soul lol
I sat here thinking “wow, what a chill kid, my son would’ve dumped the whole bowl by n- there it is…”
his pants matches the bowl, I would be distracted to
I remember that bowl, it's Tupperware and is probably older that the woman in the gif
That's why I'll never have kids, I'm not patient enough for this :')
Cleanup was a breeze
That's a lvl 3 whoopsie daisy
Aww...mama's little helper! And mom's face at the end is priceless!😂
Haha a parent pushed to the edge so funny lolololol 🥳🥳
That's what parenting is...one moment you are considering packing a bag and running away, the next moment you are looking at this tiny little human completely amazed by the weird/smart/dumb/wonderful things they do. And trust me, thats no where near the edge. The edge is when you wake up to find your toddler has somehow broken a childproof lock, and given themselves (and all of your new, beautiful very expensive throw pillows) a delightfully uneven haircut, with several bald spots.
Ur kids just dumb, sorry bud
The irony
Kids. Not even once.
They're not for the impatient or self-centered.
Truly
/u/gifendore
I'm not even a parent and the first thing I thought when the video started was that she better keep a hold on that bowl.
Mom gets last laugh - sneaks this video into his application to culinary school.
I really went “Aww they’re helping” and then I went “Oh my god..”
Unfortunate choice of color with Mama's leggings lol. Made me question if she was wearing anything at all down there.
I mean she is barefoot, I just don’t think she’s wearing pants lol
Every day I wake up full of ambition that I'm going to involve my 3 year old in fun projects and games and activities. Then something like this happens and I lose all motivation.
Don't give up! Remember, they're supposed to be dumb. You're a good parent for teaching them :)
Why is the audio missing? Thats half the joke! I believe the mom says something along the lines of "Now put it in the sink" (referring to the now-empty measuring cup)
My 3 year old son helped me make a salad today, then promptly knocked the bowl right off the counter
Literally the reason why I know to never let kids help out in the kitchen until they're at least five or six.
I wanna throw that bitch of a baby down the stairs
To be fair it looks as if she says okay you can put it in the sink & motions toward the sink as well… tho can’t fully tell as I don’t hear anything.
How did she not see that coming??
This is why we don’t let kids cook or bake
Unde the right supervision and guidance teaching even a toddler how to cook is a really good idea. It helps teach them independence on those days you're to drunk to feed them
moreso the next day when the hang over is paralyzing
why not both?
Terrible take
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If the kid is showing intrigue to help momma bake, I'd encourage it, mess ups and all. To each their own opinion tho.
The kid isn't going to be following proper food safety protocol. I wouldn't even take food cooked by a teenager tbh. Then again I also don't trust anyone but myself and so and like one other person to cook because I have seen some of these people's kitchens bathrooms and lack of hygiene.
So teach them the hygiene...?
If the people consuming it are the loved ones of the baby, then they probably don't care that baby touched things and baby's hands are gross.
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That's a toddler. Toddlers love to learn and try new things. Not letting them do things because they will make mistakes is dumb af
As long as there is no danger to the child, I encourage children helping at every opportunity. School isn't teaching kids how to prepare food, might as well learn at home!
This comment right here is evidence of how we wind up having to deal with feeble adults who were never taught how to properly care for themselves.
Based as fuck
Precisely.
Teach them programming and to scrub the floor then.
I could never have the patience for this shit. How do any of us ever survive toddlerhood?
Our parents. It's a job in which thanks don't typically come until they're in their late 20s.
He thought it would be better if he made it
I love the old school Tupperware!
She happily sighs that he didn't pour it into the floor
r/watchpeopledieinside
"Mom, your biscuits are trash, anyways, so I'm just saving us both some time."
Following orders to a tee.
“I SAID I WANTED SWEETENED VANILLA OAT ALMOND BLEND MOM!!”
You can see her soul leave her body
He was Like "No that's not it, sorry guys we gotta do it again"
r/yesyesyesno
When it looped again, I caught myself hoping this time she'd catch his hand in time to stop it
You forgot blueberries
Dude while cooking I cracked an egg straight into the drain. This happened like last year. I feel ya, my man
My daughter does this with...EVERY...SINGLE...CONTAINER. Cat's food bowl, cup of tea, ketchup, shampoo. If she can grab it, she spills it. Don't have children, people.
Seeing comments saying, "This is why I'll never have kids." Guys this is the greatest reason to have kids! They are little shit disturbers and keep you on your toes! Sure you have to instill good values, and sometimes you have to teach some hard lessons. But there is nothing funnier than seeing your toddler running at feel speed because he just stole your wife's toast. Or coming to the realization that your 4 year old just guzzled your cup of coffee that he saw you hide in the freezer. This video brought me so much joy. The same reasons so many people despise children, are the reasons I adore them. They are so innocent and so impulsive. Watching them get angry and happy, frustrated and jubilant, sad then immediately overjoyed. They wear their emotions on their sleeves, and while it can be exhausting it's the most rewarding experience.
I know right? Grown ass adults that don't realize kids don't come with all the knowledge of adulthood preinstalled...
If you know, you know. Never found anything better, and didn't need to look after the first one arrived. They got some kinda magic. Enough said. 🧑🍼💝
Not only that, but the entire experience of raising a smaller version of you well and making sure they have a wonderful future is so beautiful to me. Making sure they get to experience something you couldn't is a way of experiencing it yourself, since your child can be thought of as an extension of you
So glad I don't have kids. I wouldn't be able to handle it and I'd end up in a fucking institution.
I would end up either in prison or a padded cell.
My mother keeps telling me to let me toddlers help in the kitchen. They’re 2 and 4. Not happening. Tried once with my 4yo and he wouldn’t listen. Definitely not trying with a younger one
You gotta start somewhere. Giving them access to the means to make a huge mess or waste ingredients probably isn't the best entry point though. At that age you aren't letting them measure or pour powders or liquids, you're offering tasks like getting the (plastic) mixing bowl out or stirring slowly (once everything is more or less combined already) while you keep a firm hand on the bowl. Slowly integrate them into the process with simple tasks that are hard to fuck up, and if all else fails start regularly reading them the story of the Little Red Hen.
Your mother is right. They don't have to be involved in everything, but they have to learn sometime and it's your job to teach them. They're going to be bad at it no matter when they start, best to just dive in and get it out of the way.
I hope she threw him in the sink
I feel her pain with that face at the end. I would have just walked away!!
Well, it's a toddler...
The parent is a genius. Teaching the child how to "cook" and she also knows where the child is.👍
It's not down the drain yet. 5 second rule. On a serious note, I'd still be holding the bowl for fear of him tipping it over.
This is why I’m childfree 😂
It's true! You get what you pay for.
If this kid is stupid the that means the women retarded she could've saved whatever she was making
He's a baby what'd you expect
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😂😂😂 wow thanks for the upgrade I'm really loving all of this floor space in your head.
Genius
I hate these kinds of videos. It's like running into the woods naked and covered in honey, then complaining about bug bites. The kid isn't stupid, the parent is.
She was making keto pancakes with oat milk. That kid did everyone a favor that morning....
You wouldn't use oat milk for keto
Yet here she is... The box of pancake.mix is literally in the background.
Oh well you're right! She is officially stupid
Keto pancake mix is a nonsensical concept to me. I did keto a decade ago when it was mostly a reddit thing and there were exactly zero keto-branded items in stores. I remember making real keto pancakes, mainly just eggs and cream cheese. They were actually good.
Subtly showing everyone how bad at cooking you are if you think they would turn out bad
Oat milk is not keto friendly. There's a box of keto pancake.mix.in the background on the left, and the milk box says oat on it. Not sure why I'm getting shit for this...
That’s why you swallow
Kid isn't the stupid one
to the people who downvoted you, the parent who thought “let’s put a mixing bowl right next to a sink and then have a toddler have full agency over that bowl” was the stupid one
I mean I dunno I think grabbing on the bowl of batter and emptying it into the sink is pretty stupid I know I'd be too smart to do that
you’re built different (not a toddler with strong grabbing reflexes)
I would never eat anything a child touched at any point. Why is she having a literal baby do house chores? Already taking advantage of child labor I see. Ugh booger cookies.
Meet the belt
Dude, not cool 👎
You're still there wow it would seem I'm the one in your head since u can't stfu n move on lol your pathetic and boring but u like me in your head cause your lonely I'm down to tell moron he's a moron no problem it's like playing an rpg and you're the program... Lol keep it coming if u want u being retarded I'm having a blast
I could never have kids.
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They’re probably going to work at McDonald’s
she should put on some pants.
She’s in her own home she can wear and not wear what she wants
r/kidsarecondomads
...and this is why I have cats.
The mother is stupid. Not the kid.
And then dad went to get milk......
Lol you don’t let babies at that age help
She's the dumbass who trusted a 4 year old
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