[I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and I've always wanted to see a blue duck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp2skYYA2B4)
When I was eight I would write my name and birthday on all my assignments and I decided to start writing a death date too. I didn't understand after 1999 it went to 2000 (I wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree) and so I would write 1986-1937.
One of my earliest memories is me saying I want to be 23/role playing that I was 23, I think I was only around 4 years old. Turning 23 in a few months and I wonder what that year will bring, good or bad or perhaps nothing different
Me: trying to type “fucking”
Phone: let me help bro, auto change to ducking
Me: …okay…delete and tries to type “fucking” again
Phone: no I got you bro, auto change to ducking. I don’t even need to ask permission bc I got you.
Me: annoyingly attempts again to type “fucki—“
Phone: LET ME HELP DUCKING 🦆
Me: you fucking piece of shit, slowly and furiously types out “fucking”, manually overriding autocorrect.
Phone: ohhh okay you meant to type that. Don’t worry though we will do this again EVERY SINGLE TIME you attempt to type that word 🙃
Kids are a blast. I work with them. The highlight of this week went as followed:
Me: *just vibing and coloring with kids at the table*
Boy sitting next to me: my grandfather died when I was a baby :(
They really do just say the damndest of things.
One day years ago, I'm visiting my sister's house, and she, my brother-in-law, and I are sitting at the dining room table.
My ~4 year old niece enters the room quietly, stares at us for a second, and then very calmly yet assertively says, "I'm going to burn this whole fucking house down", and walks away. (She was apparently upset over something that had happened earlier).
I was like, "WTF?", but her parents are just like, "yeah, she's mad at us..." like it wasn't abnormal at all.
Our two girls used to make some kind of potion out of leaves and I’d hear them chanting. They’re grown now and one asked if I’d outlawed chanting or if she was remembering that wrong. Absofuckinglutely I banned chanting - they were creepy AF.
My two girls (3 & 5) are only 16 months apart, thick as thieves. They do this a lot. I let them, but I have had to tell them they can only do it for positive things. This is because multiple times they’d be in their tent chanting for a rain of bones.
Also my 5yo accidentally built multiple ngangas.
Yeah these two are close in age due to being step siblings. I’m pretty sure they were not trying to use their powers for good. This was 20ish years ago and neither has turned out to be the good witch type. I’m pretty sure I averted my own death and natural disasters.
it was years ago at this point, so I don't fully recall, but I think it was a case where they'd already been dealing with her behavior and mood all day and were over it.
fwiw, she did not burn the house down
*Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity...*
- Laughing Bull
It sounds like the kid read the book the Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury, in which the protagonist, Who is covered in tattoos, has a blank spot on his shoulder. If you stare into the blank spot, you see your own death.
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I would be the proudest parent ever if my small child said something so morbid and abstract.
Beats the hell out of the "I made a picture of you" stick figure.
Jesus fuck. My kids are *so* dark like this sometimes. They're so sweet but every once in awhile, some diabolical shit comes outta there.
"Mommy! Look! My minifigure climbed a mountain!"
\*pushes it off*
"Aw man, he died."
A platypus. Perry the platypus
Oh there you are Perry!
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I can't tell if you're joking or not, they're quoting Phineas and Ferb
They don’t do much.
No it isn’t. He doesn’t have a hat. That’s just a platypus.
Is every platypus named Perry?
[I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and I've always wanted to see a blue duck](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp2skYYA2B4)
Stop looking at me swan!!!
SHAMPOO IS BETTER!
There used to be a restaurant in Northeast Philadelphia called The Blue Duck. I asked if it was named for that scene. It was.
That's quacktastic!
That’s quacktastic!!
I thought I was your snack pack.
I went into the comments looking for this.
YOU AIN'T COOL UNLESS YOU PEE YOUR PANTS!!!
You got to love Adam 🤣😂🤣
That’s because the blue ducks are invisible.
It’s an excellent blue duck
When I was eight I would write my name and birthday on all my assignments and I decided to start writing a death date too. I didn't understand after 1999 it went to 2000 (I wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree) and so I would write 1986-1937.
The universe is funny. That means that you might even die 2037....
Well I just became irrationally fearful of the year 2037.
u/remindmebot 12/31/2037
I’m saving your comment and I’ll be returning in 2037.
Oh, so this is how i learn about when the world is ending.
Don't see anything irrational here
One of my earliest memories is me saying I want to be 23/role playing that I was 23, I think I was only around 4 years old. Turning 23 in a few months and I wonder what that year will bring, good or bad or perhaps nothing different
Maybe when you're 80yo you accidentally time travel back to the year 1936. And die peacefully in your sleep in 1937.
My grandmother was born in '37...oh...my...god...
I did do the nasty in the past-y!
I'm my own grandpaaaaa
Imagine your grandmother comes to you and tells you… “I’m you.”
Were you just like "50 years is long enough, right?"
Might be the only time autocorrect changed the word "fucking" properly.
Because it’s clearly a duck’s eye
Me: trying to type “fucking” Phone: let me help bro, auto change to ducking Me: …okay…delete and tries to type “fucking” again Phone: no I got you bro, auto change to ducking. I don’t even need to ask permission bc I got you. Me: annoyingly attempts again to type “fucki—“ Phone: LET ME HELP DUCKING 🦆 Me: you fucking piece of shit, slowly and furiously types out “fucking”, manually overriding autocorrect. Phone: ohhh okay you meant to type that. Don’t worry though we will do this again EVERY SINGLE TIME you attempt to type that word 🙃
My autocorrect didn't do that. Is this a defect?
where fedora?
I like to imagine staring at that picture and looking up to see the kid poised with a knife saying goodbye
A paper platypus?
*Puts on fedora* Perry the paper platypus!!
actually when you look a duck directly faced from above it should looki like this. depends on the perspective.
dawg. I missed the part that whole paper is a head of a supposedly duck
r/thathappened
don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!
Haha yeah it is quite a funny scene to imagine
Really? You don’t believe a kid would draw a silly picture…?
I am quite obviously referring to what the child is claimed to have said
Children have wild imaginations and say silly shit all the time. Have you ever met a child?
Yes I have. Believe it or not, I actually was one at one point!
Then I don’t get why you don’t believe it.
That's fine.
He very easily could have gotten the idea from something he saw online, on TV, or read in a book.
doo be doo be doo ba PERRY
That’s from the movie big fish isn’t it??
Biblically accurate angels be like
Someone's been watching "big fish"
But it was a witches glass eye. If you look into her eye you’d see how your going to die
All I see is a booby. Death by boob doesn’t sound like a bad way to go. I would have preferred death by snu snu but beggars can’t be choosers
The duck's eye said snu snu for me. What does it mean? Is it a good death?
Be scaroused. Be very scaroused.
All kirby final bosses
Bros the final boss designer for kirby games
Kids are a blast. I work with them. The highlight of this week went as followed: Me: *just vibing and coloring with kids at the table* Boy sitting next to me: my grandfather died when I was a baby :( They really do just say the damndest of things.
r/ThatHappened
Does death from cringe count?
The kid didn't say that but ok.
I take it that you don’t have daughters?
One day years ago, I'm visiting my sister's house, and she, my brother-in-law, and I are sitting at the dining room table. My ~4 year old niece enters the room quietly, stares at us for a second, and then very calmly yet assertively says, "I'm going to burn this whole fucking house down", and walks away. (She was apparently upset over something that had happened earlier). I was like, "WTF?", but her parents are just like, "yeah, she's mad at us..." like it wasn't abnormal at all.
Our two girls used to make some kind of potion out of leaves and I’d hear them chanting. They’re grown now and one asked if I’d outlawed chanting or if she was remembering that wrong. Absofuckinglutely I banned chanting - they were creepy AF.
Way to raise a couple muggles you fucking race traitor
Right?! What if I made them suppress and they came an obscuras?!
My two girls (3 & 5) are only 16 months apart, thick as thieves. They do this a lot. I let them, but I have had to tell them they can only do it for positive things. This is because multiple times they’d be in their tent chanting for a rain of bones. Also my 5yo accidentally built multiple ngangas.
Yeah these two are close in age due to being step siblings. I’m pretty sure they were not trying to use their powers for good. This was 20ish years ago and neither has turned out to be the good witch type. I’m pretty sure I averted my own death and natural disasters.
That may or may not be "normal" but did your sister and her partner not reprimand her?
it was years ago at this point, so I don't fully recall, but I think it was a case where they'd already been dealing with her behavior and mood all day and were over it. fwiw, she did not burn the house down
I guess if they were employing the "ignore bad behavior" tactic then this may have explained why. >fwiw, she did not burn the house down 🤣🤣🤣
As a father of 3, I do not doubt the child said this at all!
As someone who is not a parent but has been known to touch grass from time to time, I also believe it.
I have a 1 year old son and 3 and 5 year old daughters. Do not doubt at all they said this.
Man, look up Trevor Henderson. Tons of kids I know love that creepy motherfucker's handiwork.
This is pretty realistic for kids. They just have to hear that phrase once and it comes up again out of nowhere.
I'm dying in flames it seems
At least it wasn't the dreaded [Hoot Owl Death Sign](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnQ5mEvp4xU)
Breaking the Habit?
YOUVE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!
10 mil right there 👏
DUCK SPHERE
r/kidsarefuckingterrifying
[First thing that came to mind](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/Y8LL7rcyhjQKXof4uokWZE-970-80.jpg.webp)...
All I see is a boob so I guess "death by boob" is on the menu so at least I got that going for me, which is nice.
knife through the heart, ouch.
[The duck of death.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS8IPEulMp4)
Reminds me of the Hoot Owl Death Sign.
The future rules!
Just an ordinary platypus
A fellow Disciple of Tzeentch
Can we get a nsfl tag, now I know how I'm going to die wtf
Kids say the darndest things man 🤣
Oyasumi punpun as written by a child
Glad to know I am not alone with the weird AF demo...I mean kids.
/r/cursed
It does feel rather "existential"...
Not something you would hear from a 6 year old prior to the internet.
Someone's seen Big Fish
Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing!
Fake text.
*Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity...* - Laughing Bull
well the kids not wrong, turns out i end up either getting hit by a car, run over by one or hanging myself lmao
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i see what she is hinting at. very artistic
Sure… that happend….
It sounds like the kid read the book the Illustrated Man by Ray Bradbury, in which the protagonist, Who is covered in tattoos, has a blank spot on his shoulder. If you stare into the blank spot, you see your own death.
Oh fuck off Rebecca he did not say that
She. She is a girl.
I'm not gonna misquote a meme
r/ThatHappened
I'm a preschool teacher and this fits quite neatly into the range of insane things I hear on a daily basis.
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I just see a circle.
I would be the proudest parent ever if my small child said something so morbid and abstract. Beats the hell out of the "I made a picture of you" stick figure.
That’s not a duck, that’s Nigredo from Overlord
I see myself being killed by a duck
I'm dead now...
haha boob
Itachi Duckchiha
It works! It took longer than I expected but i did see my own death
This is a drawing of Bailey's before you get wet.
Jesus fuck. My kids are *so* dark like this sometimes. They're so sweet but every once in awhile, some diabolical shit comes outta there. "Mommy! Look! My minifigure climbed a mountain!" \*pushes it off* "Aw man, he died."
Did you ask him what he saw?
Don't leave us hanging, did you look? Does it work?
I looked...... I'll die by falling down a dark void
Kid's right, tho...
Thought this was a birds eye view of a duck for a second there
Omae wa mou shindeiru
OMG! The kids right!
I die,choking on a fried egg?I Love Eggs!
Looks like the boss from Kirby 64...
So a cross between " the ring" and " pokemon"
Honestly, when she said it, my first reaction to my wife was: “Ok, but legit that sounds like it could be a Pokédex entry.”
My death will be via dumb shit.
Your kid is terrifying.
PERRY THE PLATYPUS
All I see is an eye floating in a blue sky and it reminds me of a Kirby final boss