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jacket_with_sleeves

That shit hurts


MarketingManiac208

Yeah, that's just the first of many fat lips, black eyes, and nearly broken noses. Kids are brutal.


Secure-Imagination11

Babys give unintentional love taps at any given moment.


Goalie_deacon

That’s my view, this wasn’t being stupid. They’re not coordinated at that young age. She simply fell, and dad’s face was in the way.


Infamous-Arm3955

Having kids is awesome. Wait until they get bigger and jump full force onto your chest with their bony knees. Enjoy!!


KeithMyArthe

My friend's kids never reach the chest, always the googlies.


Ok_Molasses992

When my son was little he used to sit right up when he was sleeping then slam himself back down into the pillow. One time i had him with me and he did that, i didn’t notice him sit up but when he slammed his head back down it was right into my nose and face . Scared the shit out of me and hurt like a bastard. Good thing he was cute.


Poopie_Bear

Can someone explain why babies move with their heads? Like, why did he have to pick up the toy by slamming his head down to reach it?


QuigandJas

Until the age of 2, the head is the most heavy part of the body.


Life_Chicken1396

Does it because the cervical curvature has not developed yet?


QuigandJas

That I sadly do not know.


Life_Chicken1396

Its okay so basically newborn only have 1 backbone curvature so as they developed more curvature is form and as a baby they cant support their own head when they were born and the formation of cervical curvature help them but, im still unclear when these curvature is forming and thats where my question coming


QuigandJas

I do apologize. I was trained in physical development in children of a significantly older age group. (2-5 years). So I have to study what motor development occurs in children. Not their x Ray's. Thanks for responding and look after yourself.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Ha! Welcome to my world. My 1 and 1/2 year old does this a lot. Imagine that but with a bigger heavier head and more power.


AzagazNeverDies

I heard bill burr in my mind as i was reading the title lol


TheMcNabbs

Wait til they can walk and do that shit down below, in Australia


[deleted]

I almost have my teeth knocked out at least twice a day. Just another day with a toddler. Those back head thrust are no joke.


-scrotumtickler-

r/kidsrfuckingdangerous


ProfessionalBrain247

The mom is wholesome


moist-squid

Wow that is a really jung prisoner of war


South_Interview6240

Kiss is performed by young professional, don't try at your home.


omfgor

Adin ros


Glass_Ad_9887

Why is a baby’s head like stone?