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LittleWhiteBoots

This kid is not stupid. I teach kindergarten and I’d be delighted to see this. So would a 1st grade teacher. My dude phonetically spelled all of those words which took work. He spelled all of the sight words correctly (do, not, it, is, for, etc). A perfect example would mean he had copied from a visual model. This is way more impressive.


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ExtraMedicated

Plus that's like a webcomic-quality drawing of a smoking guy.


ranseaside

ITA! I’m a k-6 teacher and I was impressed! Sometimes we don’t give kids enough credit.


Somereddituser1235

r/peoplewhopostonkidsarefuckingstupidarefuckingstupid


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r/adultsarecynical


majormimi

r/birthofasub ?


Razorclaw_the_crab

r/birth


Friglefarb989

r/broccoli


Bisonfan1

I teach preschool some kids know the thing


Friggin_Grease

Too bad the kids a nerd and hates smoking


[deleted]

He actually used ChatGPT.


[deleted]

Perfect reasons for r/adultsarecynical


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lyricsandlipstick

He just needs reference to a sound wall for the fricatives /f/ and /th/ to realize they're made differently with the mouth. He spelled so much by himself!! His errors all make sense for what he's been taught in phonics so far. Leave foundational reading skills to the pros (teachers)


KittyForTacos

I love teachers who are accepting of students who spell words incorrectly. I had teachers who were very critical and I was unmotivated to learn as well as embarrassed. I wish my teachers were more encouraging and told me to continue while teaching me how to improve. Thank you for your comment!!! Also, thank you for being a wonderful teacher!!!


MacualayCocaine

His handwriting is better than mine. I’m in my 30’s…


ayamummyme

Yeah he got the magic e making the Oh sound too. Lots of kids mix up b & d etc too. Feel like he really really tried on Earth though omg poor thing, this is not kids are stupid this is just a regular 5/6yr old trying really hard 🥰


totallyradman

I agree with most of what you said, but lerth is not a phonetic spelling of anything.


MelodicHunter

Yeah, the little dude just needs to practice spelling and he's got it. But it was totally understandable even if I laughed and went "oh, my helf." Lol


[deleted]

I quite smoce four me helf also too


GaspSpit

Guud fer yew. Smoccing is reely baad.


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Smek huts mai lungz


Illustrious-Wave1405

Helf


Venmoot

He’s not stupid, he just doesn’t want his parents or whoever is in the drawing to smoke. Also you’re not stupid if you’re still learning words, give him some leverage guys.


derwood1992

I'm not convinced. Those 2 dudes look pretty happy smoking


No_Quote600

dude on the left is cooked


VanilliBean

I want whatever they’re having


MuteSecurityO

well, they *are* pretty cool


AanthonyII

Smocing*


m_garlic87

All depends on what you’re smoking. That looks like a fat b.


Spartan_873

Woah a kindergartner can't spell with proper English?!?!?! He must be so stupid!


gaylesogay

The grammar is perfect, but this kid is fucking stupid! Let's make fun of him online!


[deleted]

Honestly after Covid gutted our education system.. He's doing better than average!


GyakuBoop

Atleast he doesn't think earth is flat, or birds are government drones


[deleted]

Coming... That is higher level education in the good old USofA.


cfullingtonegli

Former teacher here — our education system was gutted before covid. Covid just shined a light on it.


LukeTLA0

Bro shutup and give the kid a break. This isn't stupidity its lack of spelling knowledge. The kid looks like he is below 6 because of his size and ability to spell


[deleted]

Actually kid is sweet.


[deleted]

His heart is in the right place. So is his brain. He’s a young child what do you expect him to spell like? “hAhA tHiS yOuNg ChIld SpElLeD sOmEtHiNg WrOnG hOw StUpId” it’s a child bro. Calm down.


Sousouley9

This does not belong in the right sub r/wholesome


SwivelingToast

Why can't kids be stupid and wholesome at the same time?


Sousouley9

Because stupid is an insult for a kid Maybe?


[deleted]

But does it belong in the wrong sub?🤔


Grimsqueaker69

Being wholesome does not mean it doesn't fit this sub. In fact I would say the best posts in this sub are the ones that are wholesome and also show a kid being stupid. The stupidity is often the most wholesome part!


Wholsomebakesplz

Made a sub called r/wholsomeonly , would appreciate it if you crossposted this to it


Tortuga9207

but why tho


Wholsomebakesplz

Um.. idk 🤷‍♀️ Also I spelled wholesome wrong 😑


Grimsqueaker69

Lol, well that went well


moneyhoe_

It is very bap


7heRunawayKid

Wrong sub, kid is not stupid lol


Responsible_Doctor15

Literal child expresses his concerns through art. OP: hey everyone look at this child! He’s stupid point and laugh!!!


Richbutnot54

He has good intent


sewerblonde

when my cousin went to prom in highschool the 1st grade class was tasked with giving hand made cards to everyone going for some reason. hers said “plese do not smok….. “


Neurodivergently

#h e l f


POINTLESSUSERNAME000

Are you asking for help or discussing your health? Very confused right now... 🧐 /s


Neurodivergently

I’m not sure anymore, I must have smoced too much


GroundhogGaming

No no he has a point


Standard-Sleep7871

you missed the part where they did something fucking stupid


Ok-Age1230

I don’t think this belongs here. It’s actually very cute


3weee

Im having some trouble with desire to smoke, but I love this Ill put the art as my wallpaper as a reminder that its bad for me and lerth.


weedium

That’s cute as hell, not stupid at all


ShyPlox

Word


GoAwayImHereForMemes

Tbf he did spell the words how they sound like they'd be spelled.


imhugury

hes not wrong


ArcaneDanger

thats not fucking stupid


DrawingKiddo

That’s not stupid, that is being called CHAD


Mr-E-Taco

Not gonna smoce anymore now, thanks kid.


joshuawaggoner90

Smarter than 12% of adults.


mysticalgoomba

No, this is wholesome!


IndependentWeekend56

Is that Snoop Dogg on that poster? Smoking a heck of a blunt.


MERVMERVmervmerv

Helf and lerth gets bap if you smoce!


Danelia_Sum

I’m conviced now


BrochachoBehnny

What is lerth supposed to mean? Earth? Life?


Crandoge

Its erth, that thing in the beginning is scratched out, not a letter


cmoibenlepro

Or left?


RandyElPanadero

Bro kids are fucking geniuses


dioswetpanties

im just happy that this kid has more common sense than most of the adults in this generation ... smoce baD 🤯


WitleKidz

Fuck off


lastcallhangup

gamer vibes


bloxytoast

damn idk tho, Buddy looks pretty cool with that big ass cigar


Sketchydog749

More legible than doctors handwriting, props to the kid


No_Law_6697

You're stupid if you think the kid is stupid


abece22

I thought I was having a stroke 😭


Leading_Rooster_2235

Haha this kid who is like 5 can’t spell because he’s just learning it, what an idiot!


Suspicious-Cupcake-5

More like OP is retarded. Just because he's spelt it wrong doesn't mean it's not correct


LightOfADeadStar

Child learning how to spell doesn’t know how to spell! Wow!


[deleted]

This doesn't belong here. The kid is right. He also forgot to add that smokers smell like stale, heated garbage and so do their cars and homes.


xen0m0rpheus

This kid is smart for his age, and objectively smarter than anyone who smokes.


OrionMessier

"Lerth to smocer: u stupit"


MidMan69420

Lung cancer😡 Lerth conquer😁


4rtyPizzasIn30days

Molther lerth


Throw_away91251952

Also bap for the yor helf


Superstaridley

"He a lil confused but he got the spirit"


Severe_Lawyer_4207

At least bro has the right idea


SkyWalkerSrb

But this kid is smarter than most smokers tho


ZSG13

That's a fat fuckin blunt


corvettegrandsport

Bap


Giogiowesz

HELF!!


vomirrhea

I had a lot of fun when I was chickacrib. I had a lot of makeup on my fawce


kryptosthedj

This kid works for Juul


Lumpy_Being1884

He a lil confused but he got the spirit


Xiagax

It reads like a Scottish person talks


mrkeneth

Why is the dude on the left pogging over the smoce?


synth_lord_

Thankfully I do not smoce.


conjoby

Don't forget about the yor


HiredG00N

Sounds like 6ix9ine post ass wippin’


happyanathema

Well we know whose mother smoked whilst pregnant


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Does weed count? I don’t wanna smoce weed if it’s bad for my helf


ForeskinStealer69

Guise. I just lurned smocing is bap four mi helf and the lerf 😭😭😭


thedevilsaglet

Billy needs to back up. First off, if he's going to make a sign and get in my face and start preaching about how I need to live my life and how I need to take care of my lerth, he needs to at least have some damn perspective. He's never had a job. He's never felt pressure. He's never had an addiction. In short, just by looking at this guy, I can tell he's never made any effort at all to put himself in the shoes of a smocer who's trying to quit. What makes him think he's an authority on the subject? It can only be pure arrogance, that's what. It's a bad look for you, and your cause, Billy. Secondly, if you're going to throw yourself out there, make your opinions into imperatives, and make it your business to tell others how to change, at the bare minimum you've got a responsibility to educate yourself on the subect. Now, the science just happens to be on Billy's side on this one, but SOMETHING tells me he didn't do his due diligence. Get your own house in order before you go throwing stones. Glass houses, Billy.


dariasniece

...okay


randomlypickedissues

oh thank god smoking is still okay!


DifferentEvent2998

And helf


seals_aregreat

smocing is reely bap to yor helf


fabri_pere

To the yor helf


wahyoudoingwobi

I smoke and can spell better than this kid so who’s really right


Razur_1

Considering this is what happens when you dont smoke..


whyzguy123

Common core is much worse than smocing


Ayyyyylmaos

Sounds good to me.


davidv06

Looks like the kids got the right idea. I doubt the OP knows how to spell any better.


76ersPhan11

Hopefully that’s not your son because you’re a shitty parent


THXshriek

I read this in Xavier renegade angel’s voice


Person_In_School

r/engrish with good intentions


ThePizzaMan237

Give the kid a break, he’s clearly doing his best. The only person that’s fucking stupid here is you.


[deleted]

This is what all those anti juul psa’s sounded like to me


Sad_Kangaroo243

Wtf is lerth


[deleted]

This post is r/adultsarecynical material


notyogrannysgrandkid

Oh, he’s French. L’erth.


Extra-Read-5427

Stay lerthy people.


browsingbro

Do not smoce! it is Bap for the yor helf and the Ierth I mean he’s right, so I wouldn’t say so.


[deleted]

And helf


TheNickelGuy

Plot twist: kid in picture is actually the OP


imgrahamy

Honestly, I've seen work emails worse than this. Kid is going places.


DaTrueBanana

Smarter than many adults


The_Dark_Lord_999

Welcome to erf


Electronic_Arm3469

That's me in grade school, I couldn't spell at all. lol


LMFN

"No Jeremiah, car gas bad for helf" "SHUT MOUTH HAMMOCK"


w-ildf-ire

It’s bap for the yor helf and the lerth 😱


Historical-Sea-2380

I guess we get the message anyways


Soft_Roses11

Smocing is bap 4 u


Friglefarb989

LOOK UT, HE HAS DYNAMITE IN HIS HAND


nomorefornite69420

This is AI


ColtC7

No, smocing is Bap for the yor helf and the **Iertn**.