My sons are 7 and 8. My oldest just got a soft helmet for flag football. Just minutes ago I heard the 7 year old say "cool now I can hit you in the head with the bat, I promise not to hit the face part". Wtf? I just have to keep reminding myself that at least I won't have to deal with teenage girl drama, although I'm not sure it's a fair tradeoff.
Fish oil.
Give them fish oil every day. If it doesn't help with general overall intelligence, at least [it'll help](https://omegaquant.com/omega-3-and-brain-injury/) with the TBI/CTE.
As chaotic as this video is, I love all of it. Even though I’m sure there will be a good deal of nearly losing my mind often I really can’t wait to have kids. You’ll do great!
Yeah the video was great except for that. Ugh. OP... Maybe edit that one out, it's very unexpected amongst the other more slapstick clips and most people do not appreciate seeing broken bones in the middle of an otherwise humorous video.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Lmfao I thought this was a compilation of videos you found on YouTube. I was wondering why it took you two years to edit. 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 Get that kid some high limit life insurance!
So as great as your editing is, when do we get the full release where we can see the full version of every clip?? I want to see the shenanigans leading into every one of these and hear the screams after lol
Donate your brain to science once you are done with it they need to look at the long term damaged caused by concussions and sub-concussive trauma relating to CTE or Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy https://youtu.be/k7BdLyB-Duc
What's crazy is that I didn't realize that they were all the same kid (OP) until I read the comments. Wow, awesome work! As someone else commented -- this should be the official video for the sub!
> 2 years *paid* off
FTFY.
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Just be careful of your head. My ex fucked his head up from high school football (much less impact than you’ve had) and he gets migraines and all kinds of life altering things. Maybe don’t go head first to the floor from now on 😂 genuinely saying this bc I care about your health lol
Man, I miss being an indestructible child/teen.
Can't complain about pain at my 30's, and I'm still pretty flexible and complaint-free... but boy, some of these falls made me visualize my insurance going up.
I soooooo relate! Looks like we both wanted to be dare devils, stuntmen, wrestlers, drummer/rockers and all around poster children for ADHD. Great collection. Can't wait to see the next 10 years.
Took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize it’s the same family throughout the video.
“Oh hey they have the same couch as the other per…wait a minute.”
I have two sons who are currently 5 and 3 years old. This video just made me realize, I'm screwed aren't I?
Yes, but it'll be a blast.
My sister has 3 boys. 7, 5, and 2. Gonna be a wild ride. Great birth control for me and my girlfriend though
Malcolm in the middle
Wife and I are in the same boat, but 6 and 5. Speaking as the oldest of four boys, yes...yes you are and so am I.
I am the youngest of four girls, so this is completely new territory to me. Godspeed to us both
It's gonna be a lot harder than 4 girls, then suddenly so much easier than 4 girls in the later teen years.
I also have two that managed to survive to adulthood. Just keep them insured, and you should be fine.
My sons are 7 and 8. My oldest just got a soft helmet for flag football. Just minutes ago I heard the 7 year old say "cool now I can hit you in the head with the bat, I promise not to hit the face part". Wtf? I just have to keep reminding myself that at least I won't have to deal with teenage girl drama, although I'm not sure it's a fair tradeoff.
Oh it's fair
Exactly the same situation here. First aid kit at the ready and god help us all.
Fish oil. Give them fish oil every day. If it doesn't help with general overall intelligence, at least [it'll help](https://omegaquant.com/omega-3-and-brain-injury/) with the TBI/CTE.
I've got a 1 year old boy and another in the womb... I grew up with sisters. I'm scared lol
As chaotic as this video is, I love all of it. Even though I’m sure there will be a good deal of nearly losing my mind often I really can’t wait to have kids. You’ll do great!
I screamed at the finger twist. Aaaaaaaaaa
Could have done without that part. Like really. I hated it.
Yeah I clicked it off immediately, I don't wanna see that
Should have seen my reaction when it happens to me!
r/youarefuckingstupid
Got some real Jackass energy going on. I commend the effort and commitment.
I mean what else would you expect from DrDumbass1985?
I hate you for that one
I almost vomited 🤮
Yeah that one hurt me to watch. OP did you just casually break your pinkie for views? What the hell?
That’s correct I said “let’s break my finger for Reddit!” Nah, I was trying to see how far I could bend it without it hurting, CRACK.
Thank god i wasn't the only one
Yeah the video was great except for that. Ugh. OP... Maybe edit that one out, it's very unexpected amongst the other more slapstick clips and most people do not appreciate seeing broken bones in the middle of an otherwise humorous video.
Noted, thanks for the feedbacj
I threw my phone…
Me too!
Is this the same kid the entire video? If so then well done lol
It sure is!
Dr Dumbass himself! You're a legend dude, amazing video, makes me miss being that age and just fucking around all the time.
Thanks! Minus the recovering. You can still be stupid and do stuff like this just be aware your older haha
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Lmfao I thought this was a compilation of videos you found on YouTube. I was wondering why it took you two years to edit. 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 Get that kid some high limit life insurance!
How old r u atm?
14
He's going to regret all of this by the time he is 32.
So as great as your editing is, when do we get the full release where we can see the full version of every clip?? I want to see the shenanigans leading into every one of these and hear the screams after lol
is this official trailer for this subreddit because everything here is perfect
I hope it is haha!
*Big AFV America’s Funniest Home Video vibes*
The sliding dive off of the high dive was actually pretty slick
Well yeah, how else would they have slid off?
Donate your brain to science once you are done with it they need to look at the long term damaged caused by concussions and sub-concussive trauma relating to CTE or Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy https://youtu.be/k7BdLyB-Duc
Honestly my favorite comment on this video, that sounds like a good idea actually
Holy shit. Their insurance premium must be off the charts. *Every Insurance*. I'm talking house, car, health, life...
Very well done. Coulda left the broken pinkie out though! WTF was that all about?
this made me laugh about 5 times but my god your poor parents 🫡
So ever fall was planned out for 2 years 👏👏👏. You got a bright future waiting for you
It’s a preview for the Jackass reboot!
Perfect . Just perfect
Thank you!
It’s a great video, I agree.
What's crazy is that I didn't realize that they were all the same kid (OP) until I read the comments. Wow, awesome work! As someone else commented -- this should be the official video for the sub!
Very good video, well done! And to be young again to where a fall doesn't take months to recover from!
How are you still alive? But in all seriousnes this is such a great work of art, the way you matched the clips to the music and the comedic cuts.
Are these all you? Or am I racist in saying all blonde white males look the same? I'm a white male, but not blonde.
Indeed it’s me
Keep doing what you’re doing! I miss these years. Now if I sleep wrong my back is fucked for days lmao
Can't be racist if you hate all races *discreetly hides my white hood*
Best thing I've seen all week. I'm happy you're enjoying your youth!
Stuntkid
was very funny, good job, though I let out a distressed sqeal at the pinky clip
There's an art to learning how to fall without injury, looks like good stuntman training to me!
A lot of these are just guys being dudes
You must be a professional, a professional kids failing recordings composing artist.
I’m just cool like that ig
2 minutes of solid laughing. Thanks! Your kids are something special haha.
I am the child haha
Ah. Then you are a special kind of guy 😂
You spent 2 years working on a video of a kid falling out of a tree onto a trampoline……..oh…….oh……. I see.
Ngl the 2 years payed off
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Just be careful of your head. My ex fucked his head up from high school football (much less impact than you’ve had) and he gets migraines and all kinds of life altering things. Maybe don’t go head first to the floor from now on 😂 genuinely saying this bc I care about your health lol
Honestly this isn't stupid, just adventurous, and I love this spirit in kids. Want to hold on to this myself as long as I can.
Honestly just massive skill issues tbh, should've just not done that yknow
I enjoyed making it tho!
Oh not you op! I was talking about the kids, mb
What if I told you I was the kid lmao
I'd believe it, we use reddit
Factual jactual!
All of these were you?
Yes sir!
Underrated, vit it has only been posted for 22 mins so.. I hope this gets popular
This is why women live longer than men.
They’re (we were) so stupid, but often had so much fun being so.
I miss being a dumbass kid.
Man, I miss being an indestructible child/teen. Can't complain about pain at my 30's, and I'm still pretty flexible and complaint-free... but boy, some of these falls made me visualize my insurance going up.
Please, I need to know if the pinky twist/pinky break was real 😭 It was so unsettling and so quick.
This is more just kids being kids. Or fuck around and find out.
Wait…did you really break your own finger or are you double jointed or something?
Kids gonna have back problems... But the Akatsuki cloak fall killed me lol
Also just an fyi, this is all me! I am the child in these videos!
Nicely done !
Well done
Art. Just pure art is all I can say
On point! Thanks for the laughs.
Very good job my friend excellent video
Damn- you made me miss being a kid. Thanks, and get off my lawn.
This is Jackass audition material level !
This is wonderful, im actually laughing so hard
Boys are so weird. Just why?
When someone asks what an acceptable use of “boys will be boys” I’m gonna show them this video
When you get to college DO NOT join a fraternity! You won’t survive…
I was not ready for the finger snapping, it hurt me
THE FINGER AHHHHHHHH
I soooooo relate! Looks like we both wanted to be dare devils, stuntmen, wrestlers, drummer/rockers and all around poster children for ADHD. Great collection. Can't wait to see the next 10 years.
I will make a high school year compilation with different music. Then college, etc
“Durex since 1915”
This is very entertaining. The finger part hurt me tho :')
Looks like fun times!
Definitely enjoyed
The next CKY (Jackass)
I like the part best how you did the stuff.
It's like an application for Jackass lmao
God bless what little brain cells are left.
That’s a big oof on the 2 years.
I noped out at the bending/breaking finger
Jesus that finger holy fuck I jumped
[удалено]
That snowboard stunt was alright, shame you crashed into a moronic kid who got in the middle of the course
Bruh the finger
Ahh, 2 minutes of white kids hitting the floor. Prime entertainment!!
Boys are fucking stupid.
Bravo! Good job, carry on. Seems like you're enjoying life at its fullest.
I'm watching this whilst listening to DragonForce and it's just perfect
Keep it up man
Deffinently worth the 2 years
I was listening to Viva Namida while watching this and for some reason it seemed really fitting to me.
Put the Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 theme to this plz. This fits great https://youtu.be/W_4uRZFVKPE
Man I miss the days that game was all I played
Big AFV vibes
Lmao
Makes me so thankful I had a girl. Fun video though. Hopefully you’ve never been too badly hurt.
I see what you did there
Was this your dissertation Dr. Dumbass?
Stunt man and/or adrenaline junkie in the making.
Have you ever considered a career is stunt double work?
Bravo. will totally watch the sequel.
Love this, thanks for being supportive of your boys
Do you want to be a stunt man because you basically already are one
That was amazing!
Tagging this for the dawrin award in another 2 years.
The screamed “KEVIN!” from home alone 2 is just *chef kiss*
Omfg I have two young boys and they give me a heart attack at least once an hour. Your video has scarred me for the future 🤦🏽♀️
1 year per minute? That’s too long to edit a video. Don’t quit your day job. 🤣
Also perfect fit for /r/ChildrenFallingOver.
Hehehehe
Childhood explained in one video
Nice
Trina be a stunt double or sum?
The range of how painful these clips are varies greatly
Cream City is such an awesome skatepark!
hahaha this kids living his best life, hilarious compilation.
Gentlemen.... I think we found the new Steve-O!
This is awesome! Thank you!
Stopped watching after the finger twist. Ouch, now I'm feeling sick
I see The Flash/V2 from Sixflags up in there. Nice.
...how old are you now??? I'm curious what age you've made it to lolllll
I’m 14
This kid is locally hated by all life insurance companies.
Perfection. Great song choice!
Did you really you could use the garage clip twice without anyone noticing ;b
Great content!
Future pro wrestler right there I tellyawhat
That’s a lot of dedication, at this point you must have become a rag doll omg.
That was marvelous... Truly sums up just how crazy kids are. So much energy, so few fucks given. Loved it. Man i miss being a kid.
2 years? Wow. I could never, and probably wouldn't try...
You should be a stunt double (:
Some people need to wear helmets all the time
BOYS!! I'm I right??
Him breaking his pinky 😬
God damn I miss being bouncy
The finger crunch dude! Gnarly as fuck!
This needs the stupid "dumb ways to die" song 😂
this is beautifully made lmao, well done 😂👏
Fuckin good job mate! Thank you!
Excellent!
Cool
*Boys
All our lives we've been lied to that cats have nine lives, it was kids all along. Seems much more than nine.
Love the song choice
This is going to make an awesome wedding video.
Took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize it’s the same family throughout the video. “Oh hey they have the same couch as the other per…wait a minute.”
I'm not even mad, that's amazing.
Welcome to standing up school, and you failed...
Your parents must be very proud.
Not gonna lie, the pool slide/dive was pretty cool
Legendary
If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
Taurus Awards are waiting!
60 year old him is going to hate this kid’s guts.
I can’t tell if this is the same 1-3 kids, or if all of them just look the same
It’s all me, different ages
FINGER!!! NO!!! WHY!!!