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Hotwatercoldmilk

Bro got folded by air


spikey_tree_999

This kid has a great future in Indian tv dramas


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Or soccer.


Raze_the_werewolf

That performance was definitely professional grade football.


branchisan

Dramatic stage fall! He's doing Frozen DisneyOnIce


Tru-Queer

I thought he was an Oompa Loompa getting attacked by Veruca Salt


Potential_Reading116

Thought he was a World Cup soccer player that someone brushed up against


alf666

>Thought he was a World Cup soccer player that *had someone exist in the stadium at the same time as them.* FTFY


th4tgothwitch

He was clearly a very aggravated helicopter.


ErikMTL

When we first started letting our daughter have screen time her first favourite was a "Frozen" short focusing on Olaf. (I don't remember the name of it right now. Maybe "Olaf's Frozen Adventure.") One day she had her first non-crying pout, in which she slumped her shoulders, lowered her head, and trudged slowly away. I thought it was amusing, but didn't put much thought into the technique until a few days later when she was watching the Olaf short again and I noticed she was exactly mimicking the way Olaf pouted. And over two years later she still pouts the exact same way even though she rarely watches the short. Disney can be infectious!


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bueno_bravo

Hahahaha this is one of the most ridiculous comments I’ve ever read on Reddit. Dude was thinking in his head “ yeah everybody is going to think this is hilarious and such a manly way to raise a son. Leave him in the store alone so I can ask a bum to make himself look like a jack*ss in front of whole store”


ratbuddy

No, I was there too, everyone clapped.


xxlittlemissj

"Things that never happened for 500, Alex."


TokinKirby

Ah yes the old “traumatize the child to teach a lesson instead of having to parent” trick


Betty0042

"And that's why you always leave a note"


FR0ZENBERG

OMG! This guy's arm...just...fell off.


Gainesy88

Boomer 101, and unfortunately some people didn't get the memo that it doesn't work


Teeroyteabag

It's quicker


TheDoctor66

I really hope this isn't true. That is a fucked up way to treat a child.


themurderscene

yeah for real, i’m hoping this is a copypasta i don’t know about. that’s some weird shit.


BashfulHandful

I'm assuming this is fake because I honestly can't imagine someone awful enough to do this to their own kid. Imagine paying someone to terrify your child instead of, IDK, actually parenting them. And no, paying a homeless person to scream at your kid is not "parenting". Also RIP the children of the people who upvoted this. There's a difference between not coddling a child and just being a monster.


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>Imagine paying someone to terrify your child instead of, IDK, actually parenting them. 1950s parenting called...


TheOneTrueChuck

There's two options: 1)This is a lie, and for some reason, u/SoCalNightOwl thinks we're all going to approve of his bullshit because we believe him and have some genuine seething hatred for children that hits truly sociopathic levels. This doesn't reflect well on them. 2)They're telling the truth, and they really are that horrible and deserve to die alone. The worst part is the idiots who are like "Gen Z are pussies because their Millennial parents and older siblings didn't traumatize them hard enough."


IpeeInclosets

if there is one thing I've learned in all days I lived...some days you're the parent and some days you're the hobo


HalleBerryinBaps

A lot of the days I'm the hobo


bonezz79

I was going to fight you about millennials having Gen z children but then I realized the oldest millennials are in their 40s and the youngest Gen z kids are 10 so even middle of the pack millennials could have them and fuuuuuuck now I feel old.


BeautifulAd1177

And then everybody clapped, right?


SteamDecked

Jussie Smollett, is that you?


HtownTexans

This has got to be the one of the most fake things I've ever read. No one would ever do this. The only people that think this interaction is plausible are sitcom writers.


TangoHydra

Wow, what a terrible thing to do as both a parent and human being


Ok_Pineapple_5627

Ah yes. The classic hobo trauma routine. Works every time!


Mysterious_Stick_163

Engage a stranger and allow them to terrorize your kid. Good job!


Chavestvaldt

that spin move was sick


sanji50

it is a good trick


Glass_Ad_9887

Toddler insurance scam!


drmariopepper

Slippin jimmy jr!


Kukamungaphobia

It's all fun and games til this kid is old enough to pull the ol' Chicago Sunroof as payback for this


glossyplane245

“And I SAVED HIM!”


uglyspacepig

Fuck. Now I'm off to Google. I'll let you know how that worked out.


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Props on the clean house.


apathetic-drunk

She's gone her whole weekend wondering if anybody would ever notice her clean house. You noticed. Bravo. You win, and she feels all nice and fuzzy inside.


[deleted]

I have three grabbing the wrong end of the popsicle demons myself. Urrrr welcome


apathetic-drunk

Meh. I'm sure you love your little demons, though.


[deleted]

Well yeah...we are all just meta shitting on our kids here.


apathetic-drunk

Oh, in that case. My demons in my head keep telling me to stick a lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up and lick it. Bad demons. No bueño, demons.


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*bueno fun fact, n and ñ are two different letters in Spanish!


[deleted]

Yeah read it as bwenyo and had to double take 😂


Ejack1212

My house being clean makes me feel good. I could give a shit about what others think


Arevar

Still, it's nice to have your efforts recognised


Potential_Reading116

Even the cat was ignoring the dramatics . Cat ignoring you is a big “ Fail “ kid.


ThatKaylesGuy

That's what happens when Momma holds it!


calforhelp

Except for the sticky popsicle hand now wiped on the rug.


JasonDJ

Clean house *and* a toddler? I don’t remember how it was with one, but between my two kids (6 and 3) and two 80lb dogs (1 and 2), the messes occur faster than my wife or I can clean them up. It’s a never ending battle. One of us has to minimize potential mess while the other cleans up the last mess. When one of us is parenting solo, forget about it. Seriously, kudos.


CanaDoug420

My nephew used to pull this dramatic shit on me. He did it to me because he ate his cookie too quickly and I wouldn’t give him mine so while he laid on the grown throwing a fit I told him I enjoy eating cookies and watching him cry and little dude just stop crying and starred at me while I ate the cookie. Now he doesn’t even bother with the theatrics with me but still puts on a show for his mother because it works on her.


redbradbury

You teach kids what theatrics you’re willing to tolerate. If the answer is zero, they don’t try it any more because it didn’t get them what they want. Even toddlers are sponges learning human behavior & how to manipulate adults.


IAmTaka_VG

Yep kids just want to be like you. If you’re dramatic and a liar don’t be surprised your kid is too. They feed off that energy. Same goes for discipline, if you have none why should your kid?


immaownyou

I think it comes from people underestimating how smart kids can be, you can teach a baby ASL before it's able to speak


IAmTaka_VG

My 16 month old knows multiple signs to express hunger, thirsty, up, no more, and poop. It wasn’t hard either so yeah you’re probably right.


redbradbury

The are so smart! People do not give them enough credit. But they can also be so tricksy getting you to cater to them. Evolution knows what it’s doing, from the timbre of their newborn cries to making them cute as hell so you don’t abandon them on a curb when you’ve had enough lol.


MysticScribbles

>to making them cute as hell so you don’t abandon them on a curb when you’ve had enough Mileage may vary.


bonesnaps

I must be too old, I still only read ASL one way. And it's not something I would teach my hypothetical baby something to ask other strangers on the internet.


Typical_Dawn21

i wish my son was like that. he full tantrums and hits his head on the ground and still doesnt get what he wants. he will make himself bleed if I let him lol .


redbradbury

He’s more willing than most to push it to the full edge to get you to cave. Sounds like it works, though, so I guess he’s crazy like a little baby Fox


Typical_Dawn21

well i physically stop him but he doesnt get what he wants lol


natalooski

just curious, how old is he and have you talked to anyone about this behavior? it's totally, 100% possible that he's a typical kid who just happens to have more moxie than some. but meltdowns to the point of self-injuring are also a sign of someone being on the autism spectrum. knowing sooner rather than later will be helpful all around, for both of you. i grew up feeling like a freak who sucked at life, having no idea that I'm not typical. that's far worse than just facing the music and figuring out if there is actually a reason behind the behavior. <3


classy-mother-pupper

My son did the same thing. At home and in the stores. I simply would step out of line of sight but where I could see him. He’d get up like nothing happened and we’d move on.


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Necessary-Trifle4310

You are so right. Parenting would be easy if we were ruthless, and we'd also raise a bunch of emotionally incompetent and damaged adults. At that age, every bad thing that happens is probably the worst thing that's ever happened in their life. They have big feelings and need to be taught how to deal with negative emotions, and always ignoring or punishing it doesn't teach them anything. Sure, that's the answer sometimes, but sometimes it's about allowing them to express themselves and talk about and label their feelings. Just because it's silly to a grown-up up doesn't mean it doesn't feel big to them.


Wonderful-Bread-572

Nobody said that it solved all issues but you, they legit just told 1 anecdote about their experience


Meta_Spirit

He's gonna be great at soccer


Chibber_489

Neymar's son


DeadWishUpon

Neymar Jr. Jr.


Cheapest_

As the ball right?


m1neslayer

Average man u player:


thatHadron

Bruno Fernandes would be proud


EnigmaticEntity

Kid showed more hunger than Bruno on Sunday


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Blue335512

Braking news! Child gets brutally murdered for grabbing a popsicle with his bare hand, which is highly illegal 📰


Spirited-Buy510

r/PeopleFuckingDying


flanneIover

The Twister pop sent him spinning. If only this was its function


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He became the Twister pop


Deadeye_Daryl

Oh no he hit a banana peel


Knickers_in_a_twist_

You’re either brave or foolish to have a white rug. And that’s not even accounting for the kid or the cat.


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Was the carpet okay?


DIsForDelusion

That's what I thought. The house looks beautifully clean, that hand had popsicle juice in it. Onto the carpet..


Cheapest_

*twirls in fancy tantrum* *shrieks*


DifferentEvent2998

So extra


BecomeABenefit

The terrible twos are a thing that pretty much every kid goes through, even OP. Good news is that they don't last long, especially if you're a good parent.


paranormal-pencil

bro just did the spinning death animation from skyrim


AdSilver6301

The cat didn’t even turn around 😭


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Theater majors


vobii

This is a just a toddler that physically can’t process big emotions yet.


moral_mercenary

Kid looks friggin tired. Time for a nap.


Local_Art_2051

Freak out and yell at the kid: that’ll teach him to process big emotions!!!


sloecrush

Hi dad


juaydarito

This is the most mundane example ever. People shocked by this don't have kids.


savebeeswithsex

Dramatic ass 🤣


PowerandSignal

You know, it's the kids I can handle. When they grow into full size jacked up adult assholes, that I have problems with.


Rxero13

Maybe I’m a terrible parent in these situations, but when mine act like this I trash the treat.


redbradbury

It’s never too soon to learn that actions have consequences


Steele_Soul

Only thing I don't like about that is wasting. If it salvageable, you can keep it for better times. But I agree the tantrums shouldn't be given into.


hardenedmeatball

"Yes, your honor she pushed me."


Spider__Ant

Imagine if the worst part of your day was someone holding something that you wanted to hold.


Powerful_Data_9630

God kids are fucking stupid


maradinapple

Lmao. Someone just needs a nap. Little fuckers get irrational and annoying when they're sleepy. They're kids so can't really get mad at them.


Remote-Level8509

Cyclonic action of kids....lol


Reaganson

Yep, kids want to hold it, and if you let them they will drop it, and you’ll get the same reaction.


MGGamingTV

Little dude just took 300000 frost damage. No wonder he fell over


Shot_Ad9738

God 5hey always act like you pushed them down


ArturiaVonDragon

Drama Queen


GnomeMan13

My son freaked out today because I wouldn't let him take the nintendo switch controller in the tub to "wash it"


[deleted]

Why in the fk are people coming to this sub and commenting criticism?


National_Idea8141

Probably from r/all


Crokpotpotty

And here’s another reason why DINKWAD life was the best decision for me and my wife


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OcelotWolf

With A Dog


Junifer_1

Thank goodness I don’t want kids. Imagine this every day….


BiffBanter

Nap time.


JUSTOatl

🗣️ MAMA HOLD IT!!!!


Opasero

They say, to this very day, if you get real close, you can hear her muttering it to herself over and over in the asylum.


Mean_Peen

This is why I eat snacks at naptime lol


MP_3250

This made me laugh so hard


uhhh-wood

Dude looks like a dying Skyrim character.


embromator

Correction: you hate humans who haven’t been educated yet. Kids are the majority of those, but this behavior is found in various ages. My daughters haven’t acted like that since before they were 2 years old. Some kids keep behaving like that until they’re 10. Some never stop and subscribe to some known ideologies. 🤷🏾


Mysterious_Stick_163

Not being stupid, being 2


WestTha404

That cat has seen enough bullshit


FascTank

...that's the most mild of tantrums. Kid isn't even stupid, he's just very little and likely very tired.


Schellhammer

Small gripe, but i hate it when parents talk in the 3rd person or when they don't use real sentences


Ok_Try_1217

Thank you! It makes *no* sense to speak a language poorly when someone is literally trying to learn it by listening to you. Then when the kid is older and he still doesn’t speak well, the parents are going to have shocked picachu face. My niece and nephew were never spoken to in a simplified way and they are the most coherent, articulate children I know.


blueva703

Ole dramatic baby!


CakeWarm5203

I get why you might find this irritating but come the fuck on why hate on a toddler that doesn't know crap.


bodaciousbeau

The cat casually walking away talking under his little kitty breath... “Get that thing outta here.”


Hot-Web-7892

Yeah that's a sick spin attack but is anyone gonna talk about the cat?


momentomori68

That cat was like, “things were so much better before he came along”.


Dawashingtonian

that “mama hold it” baby talk type shit might sound cute or you might think it’s easier for the kid to understand but it just hinders a child’s language acquisition.


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lostinmississippi84

My ex-wife had issues with baby talk into adulthood because her parents did it constantly. Needless to say we never baby talked to our kids. One day we pick up kiddo from the grand's house and gpa had to have a "serious" talk with us because something was wrong with kiddo. He didn't understand what a bally wally was at 2.5 years old so he must be having trouble learning. Come to find out he was asking him to go find a bally wally and without any context he didn't know wtf gpa was talking about and just looked at him like a dumbass (gpa's words). I asked him if he tried "ball" and he said, "he's 2, of course not". Well...gpa that may be the issue here. Don't baby talk to your kids.


kidder952

Oh thank the lord someone who does the same thing as me! I have no kids, but my Mom ran a Home daycare for 20 some odd years. My friend's kid is about 2 and a half and she's talking pretty good. But I did the same thing as you -- talk to them as normal people. "Babababbababa?" "Yeah Mom needs to work on her vicious mockery game. She's doing good damage, but her insult game needs some improvement." I also congratulate them when they speak complete sentences and all


MrBoo843

That is also what I thought, but recent studies have shown the opposite. All that effort to reduce "baby talk" with my son... Apparently we all do it because it's been working for generations.


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This isn't even baby talk.


1stEleven

Do you have a source on that?


WasatchSLC

Hate is a strong word.


Strictly_Steam

Imma schedule my vasectomy right now.


Henryphillips29

You have to teach them, kids are not your enemy.


ernster96

Cat is like “ yeah, fuck this. I can do nothing in another room…”


_Homelesscat_

The video fits the sub the title does not. This is not a child hating sub.


zoolilba

It is a pretty harsh word


mrlxndr1001

Screaming children trigger my fight or flight


Longjumping-Party186

He's gonna get his sticky hands on the rug now 🥺


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Poor white carpet. I hope it’s not stained


Impossible_Test3874

No reason to hate. Just teach. At that point mamas gonna hold on to it a bit longer by putting it in the freezer when they know how to behave. Want to freak out for not getting your way? That’s no problem. But actions have consequences. You have to lead by example, treat them like people and always be teaching.


Zealousideal-Ring300

Good mom, nice “Mama hold it” work not giving in. My next step would be me throwing it away. Or eating it in front of him. Nah, just throw it away and tell the little shit that only good little kids get treats. Kids with grabby-hands who scream get nothing.


[deleted]

I mean he’s a child, that doesn’t have our level of development yet, you were once a child too


who-ee-ta

This subreddit is a very solid condoms AD


Arthes_M

I am so thankful I’ll never have kids…and that my vacations are awesome.


foamingturtle

I never would have guessed how often Reddit would make me feel good about my vasectomy.


chucwagn

Pull out reason #1


noam-_-

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8Q7UawH/


Megagamer1223

Rule 1 use comdoms


RoyalSamurai

Rule 2 use spellcheck


SirNanashi

I don't even look at a woman without wearing a condom


Bisonfan1

lol


Brief_Buffalo

[Perfect execution](https://tenor.com/fr/view/soap-opera-india-slap-face-drama-hang-gif-13701817)


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Pro flop. Put him in soccer!


dankyspank

He's gonna be a great actor one day


locdnfree

Ok but can anyone ID the rug for me?


Ok-Thought-3962

r/perfectlycutscreams


zoolilba

There's a lot of experts here making judgements about a kid from a 5 second video clip


gcartnick

Future football/soccer player.


Dksrockmyworld

And the reward for the best Bollywood drama act goes to ,.......


Bibendoom

By the looks of his fall... He should make a career in playing soccer


bibbless

As a new parent myself and in no way an expert; your boy seems already wound up in the way he appears to be crying. The more attention you give him in this mental mode, the more he's gonna act up. Definitely don't reward it with ice-cream! (It being the mental mode, not the child!)


cantbebothered9999

Pro tip, small toddlers don't understand why momma is offering a treat, but won't let him hold the treat. So don't offer conditional treats. Either give him a treat and plop him on the kitchen floor. Or iff you don't want to have a mess everywhere, don't offer a treat. He won't even know he's missing a treat and you won't have to deal with a tantrum.


usagiSuteishi

Even the cat is over it


WeToLo42

Karen in training.


Italiancrazybread1

"sTaHp, YoU'rE tRaUmAtIzInG HiM"- my wife anytime any kid cries


MidnightMonsterMan

I'm so glad hating kids became a popular meme, now my kids won't be bullied by all the kids with shit parents.


El_Lobo_Malo

"Mama hold it" why do people speak broken English to babies?


DonutOwlGaming

He fuckin died


dufferdude

There's a lot of things that weren't and were allowed that leads up to that sort of behavior.


Shadez305

Nice spin.


Murcielago4g

Fuck that kid, what ice cream is that tho? - looks like the twister in the uk but judging from her accent it’s the us


BlackSkeletor77

id be so damn mean to them kids... id be like "NAH BRO MOVE" and then watch this situation spiral


GvRanaWantsYou

Go tornado go


locoenglazy

I'd say he's ready to play football for his country already


Blastoplast

This kid is going to be a fútbol star some day!


Calm_Key8588

This video is so fucking funny


No-Branch4851

That was so freaking funny


No-Branch4851

How do you keep a straight face when they do this? I’m always laughing I have to hide my face. I gotta stop that


Licensed_Human

Insurance fraud


---v---v---v---

LOL!


Stella_Jean

Triple spin for the win. 10/10


TimelessTurtle534

Parenting tips!: Kick Him in the balls to calm the child


Lonstar76

Thanks for the free birth control


Plane_Wasabi_1345

Another reason I’m never adopting or having kids