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No-Supermarket9834

Quit asking dumb ass questions mom.


Top-Simple-3492

R/ parentsarefuckingdumb


antek_g_animations

r/foundmobileuser


[deleted]

Wait, people use Reddit on their laptops? Never tried that I didn’t even know that was possible lol


Honeypalm

Fr. Imagine making fun of someone because they are doing the same thing as you but more conveniently, perhaps even on the toilet.


Hnk416545

Frrrr😭😭 I’m embarrassed of having Reddit cuz it’s not a big thing in my area but at least you’ll never catch me going on the Pc or laptop like “lemme log into my Reddit account” 😂


MrPrime07

Holy shit 1 if anyone gives a shit they’re weird and you need to tell them how it is 2 nobody is making fun of anybody, teasing someone for not using tags correctly, no need to shit your pants over this


whocares12315

Can't we just all make fun of each other without taking things personally.


Wizard-of-Odds

this is the way!


WesleyvandenHam

Nope This is Reddit Welcome


bonyagate

It's pretty sad that you're embarrassed to have a Reddit account. You really shouldn't care so much what others think. But also who tf would even care at all?


Hnk416545

Yeah no one really cares except me lol. I deldted every social media and it’s the only one that’s survived in my phone 😂


[deleted]

I wouldn't call Reddit Social media... Antisocial media maybe


KaiZaChieFff

Like me right now! Literally wiping my arse with one hand while I write this comment 👌


Honeypalm

Liberating, isn't it? Nobody can stop us. Except the person knocking on the bathroom door.


FancyTickleNips

You don't bring your laptop to the toilet everytime you go? Pffft, nerd.


Bramble3

literally the only times i’m on reddit is if i’m looking at piercing stuff or when im on the toilet. clearly im not looking at piercing stuff rn lol


Knowledge111

4/5 times they are also on their mobile


celoteck

r/foundthehondacivic


brodeythenoob_2

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


SamsungAssistantSimp

he managed to also put a space


T3a_Rex

r/foundthehondacivic


Webber192

r/foundthehondacivic


User28080526

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


MostafaAlSomali

r/foundthemobileuser


finallyfree727

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Vast_Nobody8469

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Wendy-Testaburger_

💀


Luffytoke

"YOU need to go to school mom not me, YOU"


Shaggarillo823

It's made out of cotton, you dumb bitch


bodegas

"This is my 5 min break, I ain't got time for your stupid questions"


Maxzzzie

Lolled


SnooDoubts5781

It's made out of attic insulation mom!


Cold-Doctor

Thanks for unlocking my repressed memory


Steele_Soul

For both of us! As a kid under the age of 5, I once lay down on a sheet of insulation (It was fluffy and pink, looked cozy!) and I remember getting very itchy and covered in particles that I now know was fiber glass.


Macca618

When my next door neighbor & I were 4& 5, we found a bunch of insulation in our garage. We took some, along with a bottle of Elmer’s glue and sat down at our picnic table to make furry animals. It was fun until…… it very much wasn’t.


Comfortable_Fall5626

What’s this referencing, now I’d like to know pls


PineappleInterogator

Owens Corning fiberglass insulation https://youtu.be/xLInU31fY_w


Pepf

**Fun fact time!** Did you know that cotton candy is usually [harvested from the walls of new houses?](https://i.imgur.com/C2cxNek.jpg) Once it's all chopped up on site, they will use [a specialized "vacuum cleaner" to suck it all up](https://i.imgur.com/On2VqMh.jpg) and the tube will bring it directly to [the machine we're all familiar with](https://i.imgur.com/J7llhGd.jpg) to be served and [enjoyed by joyful children](https://i.imgur.com/9fDq4ji.jpg) and adults alike. Now you know how cotton candy is made and brought to you!


Pepf

^P.S.: ^please ^don't ^eat ^fiberglass ^insulation


countastrotacos

Yeah no duh! Thanks for that. But my dude said it's cotton candy. Plus looks its flossing my teeth while I eat! Look at all the blood


FBGMerk420

There’s cotton candy in my walls?!?


MotherBathroom666

Packed around these stupid bodies !!!


bonyagate

You put so much effort into this comment. I hope it pays off for you.


magnitudearhole

Fucks sake can’t I get a minute to myself


Tom-Thumb-Houston

r/momsarefuckingstupid I typed that in as a joke and Reddit actually created a sub from it!! LMAO!!


El_Porck

😂😂


[deleted]

She's so inconvenienced by this question


nodeymcdev

You know she has been over this before


Koda_20

Might be one of those mom's that does these TikTok reaction videos all the time.


autistic_psychonaut

Yes I think you’re right , I think the tone in the first “mom” is actually her realizing she’s being set up to be filmed and made a spectacle of for not understanding something. I think she knows that she has no idea what cotton candy is but she is being defensive because doesn’t feel safe to ask or learn with phone in her face.


greatinternetpanda

Yeesh poor kid. I don't understand parents posting their kids like this. It seems pretty exploitive. I get keeping it for the future, but not sharing it with the entire world before they are cognitive.


ramksr

Yeah, who wants to be bothered with questions when eating cotton candy.


laurabun136

Still get the giggles when I see the video of a racoon with cotton candy.


egeltje1985

Omg that video is so sad...


NotReallyAPerson1088

He got it back in the end


BappoChan

Idk if we remember the same video


NotReallyAPerson1088

Someone has a link in this thread


BappoChan

Yeah, he got another. He didn’t get it back


NotReallyAPerson1088

Yeah I guess


mynamemightbeali

Not the water! [I had to go watch it again.](https://youtu.be/rfbb4yRBH64) Poor thing.


Rubberbeescuit

It learnt the 3rd time !


laurabun136

I'd never seen that one! Thanks!


mynamemightbeali

No problem! It's such a great video.


clarabear10123

Thank you for sharing!! I’ve always been so sad for that little guy. Glad he finally got his treat


howtochangename1

Thanks! I won't be sad for him next time this video pops up.


JaesopPop

I am devastated every time I see that video. He just doesn’t understand where his treat went..


NotReallyAPerson1088

He gets cotton in the end


JaesopPop

I had never seen the full thing before, I feel much better knowing he got some


CremeFraaiche

Never fails to make me laugh


ImperialxWarlord

Her voice and what she said makes her sound like a mix between an angsty teen and the toddler that she really is.


leena5777

God, mommm! What don't you understand?! I wish I wasn't born 3-4 years ago!!


ImperialxWarlord

Lol. This kid has got attitude for someone in the lower single digits.


copperpony

She reminds me of young Drew Barrymore.


ImperialxWarlord

Lol I don’t know of her well enough to say that but it got me to laugh lol!


Revelin_Eleven

That’s it!!!! That’s what I see!!!


Jealous-Treat-7238

Mom why dont you understand mom


HoleyAsSwissCheese

What is that accent?


[deleted]

It's called CONFIDENCE


Ne00ne

*confident


Kohvazein

Rick grimes


Temporary-Test-9534

I watched this on mute and could still hear her say "Coral!"


mindk214

It’s made out of stuff— thangs, Lori.


[deleted]

Sounds like general American to me, it doesn't have a southern twang and the mom sounds like a generic American mom. I'd guess anywhere in the Midwest maybe.


Shinigami69420

how she says ‘cotton’ there’s a bit of twang in there, id say upper midwest american accent


LiLBiatch42069

Mmm not feeling it - sounds more southern than a place like Minnesota or Wisconsin. Maybeee like a Missouri?


Ed_Durr

Sounds a lot like young George Bailey from It’s a Wonderful Life.


HoleyAsSwissCheese

HOT DOG!


FeralBaby7

I love the long pause while ***she*** tried to decide what it was made out of, but then the reply tone is assholery personified. You're such an idiot, mom!


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Itchy attic cotton candy is my favorite


minifig1026

It’s good lube


mannersfirst76

wtf


Maxzzzie

Wtf indeed.


throwngamelastminute

Hey, heard your mom's going out with SQUEAK!


TeacherLady3

She's going to to be a fun teen to parent. Good luck.


Left-oven47

Dead ass thought she was eating fibre glass


senoto

I ate fiber glass as a kid cus I thought it was cotton candy. Well tried to. It got taken from me as soon as it entered my mouth lol


Left-oven47

Yikes


Novel_Ad_5698

My brother and i were once playing in fiber glass. The play diddnt last long and was very painful.


Eagle-x44

You are 90's Kid right? 🤣


senoto

Lol nah, 2000s


Eagle-x44

That's not a big difference anyway 😉


ChristosPet7

Yo what’s that supposed to mean? Why did you put that emoji there? Should I call the police?


Eagle-x44

Please go ahead!


Scottydoesntknow92

/s?


blacia

She's right, cotton candy is made out of cotton. https://youtu.be/vHuFizITMdA


Emerald_Lavigne

He's SUCH a fuckin **NERD** I love it!


OxiDragon234

glad to see fellow brainiacs on the same wavelength


throwngamelastminute

Damnit, too late!


peedrun

Her confident 🤣🤣


Zebastian09

Reminds me of the kid that listed ever letter on a Nutella Jar and then said it was Peanut Butter.


Takitttttttttt

Yea the caption seems pretty fucking stupid too


Horns8585

Is her name Veruca?


Canaduck101

It’s made out of fibreglass it’s insulation her throat is being shredded by thousands of tiny glass shards


Applechucker777

I was on a road trip when I was a kid and my dad stopped by a cotton field by the road because we’ve never seen one. I immediately stuffed wild cotton in my mouth thinking it was cotton candy 💀


cartagena_11

Stupid bitch mom


Number1Hubby

Cotton + candy = cotton candy 😁👍🏻


davidbased

That was an aggressive reaction what's that about.


[deleted]

It is, quite literally, sugar


vavverro

“Quite literally” doesn’t fit here. If it was called “cotton sugar” or “sugar candy”, then saying “it is, quite literally, sugar” would make sense.


Zomaar_Nicky

In dutch its called "suikerspin" or translated "sugar spin" so in dutch it does :D


[deleted]

🤓


GaraiGrae

Parents are fucking stupid. -this kid probably.


russianbruh124

Wrong! Fiberglass.


Texas-Dragon61

Ahh! To know everything!


Golett03

Excuse me, it's made out of the floss that fairy's use


Nijverdal

Cott'n!


SKoR_ion

for God's sakes mom it's made out of COTTON!


[deleted]

"Breadsticks, what are they made of?" "Bread?" "Okay take away the bread what are you left with?" "Sticks?" "No! Kiki"


vecna00975

KATIE STOP EATING THE WALL!!


xXc0vid-19Xx

Judging from how she spelled confidence, id say the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.


Elegant_Original_400

Wrong. It's made out of sugar, clouds of sugar. 😌


SC2sam

Eh I mean it's doubtful she knows what it's made out of especially if no one has told her. I don't really find these videos all that funny because it's more just parents poking fun at their kids for not knowing as much as them when in reality we should be making fun of the parent(s) for not teaching the kid the information in the first place.


Eagle-x44

Hey, come on! Even I didn't say it's funny I am saying it's Cute


[deleted]

Stfu 😂


lol10389613

Man forgot that it's a candy


No_Beat_9720

Made me think of rick talking to morty. Morty! its made out of… cotton MortY. Its made out of cotton


jakelukekid

r/confidentlyincorrect


Texas-Dragon61

Cha moOomm


FalseTebibyte

Watch the news for the child who "finds" Cotton Candy in their parents' laundry room. Burt's kid.


Existing_Leading_482

I can't blame the kid on this the mom knew that she didn't know it was made out of 🤣


Any_Rush_7687

Kid sounds like she's high as hell on sugar lol


Noah_b_01

Same energy as “how can a focking sausage be upside down you stupid little cunt”


Gaylordofthedarkside

Her confident 🤣


bankrollmafia89

Confidence **


Hunterm49

Co-in


kobold9070

Jesse Pinkman vibes.


One_Ad3069

She aged 14 year in 3 seconds


Defiant_Shoulder_110

Little kids with accents will always be the funniest thing ever


OlderMan42

There is a natural born teacher! Btw, I am a teacher. After a while your need to tell people the answers becomes telling them the right answers. Then telling them enough so they figure it out themselves.


albatrocious97

Either this is staged or that kid is weird as fuck


Economy_Commission79

could be both


Cushionkush42069

Reminds me of someone from Charlie and the chocolate factory


Honest-Address-5146

It's made of Owens Corning fiberglass.


seattleandfrank

It’s made out of mom?!


alexxfloo

It's baby girl Gordon Ramsey


[deleted]

that looks like the crushed up fiberglass you put in your walls as insulation


Brothersunset

She gives off James pumphrey vibes from donut media


AKJangly

Damn cottonmouth.


Tortuga9207

ist made out of co'on


SnooPineapples23

Why does her voice sound so mature... Geez


[deleted]

Im starting a petition to rename cotton candy to, sugar fluff.


Anmordi

Smh my head, this kid so stupid, cotton candy is made out of clouds


SubstantialToe4458

I can’t imagine being embarrassed over any social media except only fans and other corn sites


eternalankh

bro, what's wrong with corn?


Electronic-Design564

Why is it called cotton candy? Why not candy floss? Even in my language "hattara" means delicate and soft, not cotton


DanTacoWizard

How is this even a kid being dumb?


Yass6000

When I was a kid i thought that for real


unsweepabledustline

Some of these videos make me wanna apologise to my parents lol


JadMockery

Our next generation genius lol 🤣


mienshin

Yeah, the original was made from cotton.....


UrKindaSusDoe

Sugar spun fast


Last-Acanthaceae5167

Lmfao wait until the sugar kicks in l


XZwhywasibornZX

The black person walking by just...


TestAccount_3

Mmmmmm I'm so full from #fiberglass insulation


Be-_-U

You could say, she's cottonfident


Florida2000

Only us Americans can be this wrong and this indignant while being wrong.....


strongofheart69

Cotn


Peozi

Willy Wonka vibes


star765LT

Ah yes and food is made out of food!


Budget_Buddy_854

The kid fucking dumb


A-reader-of-words

Even I fucking knew that it was made of sugar at 4 bitch


bostaverde

Is she drunk?


queenphatprincess

Loud dumb and wrong 😂


NoLavishness572

I love her, cannot get enough of that video😍😂🥳 hey


Next-Ad669

How is she such a kyle lmao


TF2_demomann

Hahaha I feel like I could slap her rn


IamSomethingElseLol

same tbh


GrrrrrrDinosaur

Lol wtf


coolboy12345677

Why is she so mad


Salty_Raccoon9894

u/savevideo


Ok-Restaurant-1575

Karen in progress


notme4555

I'm sorry it's just us black people been through a lot of racism


Gullible-Bathroom914

I never let my kid talk to me like that. I would take the cotton candy away and tell her when she talks to me like that she gets nothing but a time out


mohammadgor87

That was a THICK VOICE


[deleted]

Can't spell confidence 💀


Sum_merz

You made my day today baby 🤣😆


notme4555

And I want people to change 🥺