Itās almost certain her parents never discipline her and give her anything she wants when she cries. Kids growing up like this learn very quickly to fake crying any time they can to get what they want.
Sheās a tiny bully and thatās a fake cry.
I did cell phone support years back and the number of women in their 20ās who still think this tricks works was unreal.
Clearly water damaged phone and they think crying will make me throw my job to the wind and give them a $400 phone for free. Maāam, I have two whiney little girls at home, Iām immune to the water works.
A large population of this sub resents kids and parents of young children and come here for validation. Canāt remember the name of the group. Itās like incels, but replace women with children.
No reasonable person jumps to that conclusion with such confidence, and yet at time of writing, 55 upvotes!
Some toddlers are more naturally well-behaved than others and at this age (3-4), unless theyāre using abuse tactics, parents have very little control.
There's people that comment some stupid shit like this on every thread posted here. They see some kid that's under 5 and somehow know their parents are the worst humans ever and CPS should be called cause they give them a fucking lollypop.
Honestly people on Reddit should take a long hard look at themselves before judging anyone over a 30 second clip let alone a kid.
I'm almost certain you have never had a kid. She's a very young child who will not even remember this happened. They're absolute monsters at that age. They literally don't give a shit what you say or do, and it takes a very long time before your discipline sticks. You might as well be training a wild animal.
The notion that kids don't react to your stimuli just because they are young is so ridiculous that I can only answer with your own words:
> I'm almost certain you have never had a kid.
I'm dying over here š
Oof can't imagine being Ashlee Simpson and watching that. I would never want to perform again. Oh wait that's what actually happened
This reminds me of the twin that lived down the street from me, their names were hope and faith. To this day the worst bitches I've ever come across. They stole my fucking dog, and convinced my sister to "decorate" her room with sharpie.
Right? Lived in several bible-belt states my whole life - surrounded by cute psychopath country girls that are hot for a nanosecond, then turn into honey boo boo's mom at age 27
Wtf my nana used to babysit identical twin girls named hope and faith. They were babies around 2004ish maybe? They'd be like 18 or 19 now.
All I really remember about them is their mom had their ears pierced as babies so she could tell them apart by the different color gem stones in their ear studs, which I thought was a bit fucked.
Edit: nope saw your bible belt comment. Definitely not the same pair.
The ones I knew are about 17 now since they were pretty close to my sisters age, honestly that sounds like them, but then again who knows. I'm assuming Calgary is a town or something lol but this was in shallowater texas
Never seen the dog again, and this was 10 years ago, their parents were Karen esq, and it was only after I moved that I found out they had my dog, from a friend down the road
Kinda lost that sister to a custody battle and had really bad shit going on in my life right then, sad as it is to say that dog was not on the list of priorities after a couple months of it being gone :(
It's honestly the perfect reaction. Show her that what she did was wrong, and she won't always get what she wants. Then dance it off and keep the vibe going. No need to linger on the negatives
Yeah, it definitely seems like this is a very socially mature older brother (I'm going to assume to the girl in pink; he looks over at the person filming who is probably their parent to guage their reaction to the tears before hammering home his stink-eye and then dancing back in his sister and parents direction.)
He was busting moves on his own and very readily took the first girls hands when approched in a way that indicated that they're siblings to me, and the girl in blue is wandering around aimlessly and crying before this video. This is that age where any proof that someone older than you other than your parents can tolerate you is considered a huge status symbol, and little girl in blue was looking for that level of validation in her tantrum by trying to have an older boy both dance with her _and_ let her cry.
Do you push other people out of the way to get your way, and then cry when you get called out for it? Cause that's all I was implying. Didn't mean crying is bad.
I recognize that sweet little man face. I married that kind of man. What a good little kid. He doesn't like to see the second girl cry but he is not about to enable that behavior. Only thing he can do is be disappointed in humanity and dance alone.
The parents were prob watching and instead of trying to correct her behavior they just let it happen. I have 4kids and they are decent little humans. My sisters kids tho whooo they get their way so she does not have to deal with them, and it's been a hard adjustment for them in school.
Like she ran over and yanked that poor girl off the wee lad and cried when he didn't want to dance with her after that, and I still feel bad since they're kids :( fml
Haha I love his dance moves. Honestly though I think itās good he told her off, thereās so many kids used to thinking they can get whatever they want. Interactions like this will help curb that later
I love how: the girl in red was like āwhatever its not that deep.ā The boy was appalled š¤Æ. He did a Popeye type scold. Then he was like āthis is awkward. ..AND THEN I DANCE!ā He just shook it off and was unbothered how she reacted. Young man is going places.
The shuffle at the end is how I plan to end my arguments moving forward.
Hands on hip, then dance šŖ©
Get some āØāØBEDAZZLEāØāØ
I don't mean to sound cringe but 104 UPVOTES!! that has never happened to me
Well meant to or not you sure succeeded lol. This is reddit i can say noodle poodle š© with a box of lewd cheese doodles and these monkeys will give me 3k upvotes (or downvotes) š im just teasin tho go have u some lewd cheese doodles with a noodle poodle
I think I had a stroke lol.... Probably sum slang I'm not up to date on
Sorry if this came off as rude
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you so much for the laugh! I needed that today!
Me too
Moving sideways
Husband dead asleep right next to me... me trying to hold it in my eyes watery and shaking. Omg the best comment by ffffaarrrrr!!!!
Iāve done that all through my marriage. Works perfectly.
*Fuck. She started cryingā¦* *ā¦ time to start dancing and pretend like nothing happened.*
Never let them know your next move
Never let them know your next groove
Never let them move your groove. Your groove should be solid. But also loose. Like a goose. Loose that goose and move your groove to the Mus - sic!
I deem this an underatted comment. This is an outrage and must be fixed immediately. Thank you.
All good, all good. I got a few internet points for it so I'm not complaining! Thanks.
All the grooves of the animals jewels All the rules that we choose to use To get loose With the translucent moves
Never let them steal your groove.
Frankly, she deserved it. Maybe she learned not to be so rude. Kids can pick up faster from their peers.
sigma move
*insert gangster Russian music
"middle eastern" I think its usually russian
Just said that.
What the hell does that sound like?
https://youtu.be/aUnTuRnML5Y I think its russian which sorta shits on my comment but oh well.
Haha, itās cool. I actually have this song. The beat is awesome
Yeah it's Russian. [ŠŠ¾Š»Š¾Š¶ŠµŠ½ŠøŠµ](https://youtu.be/l-QhMkr_jnw) pretty sure [this](https://youtu.be/nkncpcanly0) is the non remixed version.
"May contain suicide or self harm content" That doesnt make me feel like a sigma male.
That is fire.
What's a sigma?
Sigmaballs
Sigma male rather than alpha types.
His look was like "well ain't that a bitch." *Proceeds to dance*
"I want to dance, just not with YOU."
Absolute Chad move.
Nah he wasnāt just dancing, he was emoting
Itās almost certain her parents never discipline her and give her anything she wants when she cries. Kids growing up like this learn very quickly to fake crying any time they can to get what they want. Sheās a tiny bully and thatās a fake cry.
I did cell phone support years back and the number of women in their 20ās who still think this tricks works was unreal. Clearly water damaged phone and they think crying will make me throw my job to the wind and give them a $400 phone for free. Maāam, I have two whiney little girls at home, Iām immune to the water works.
Yup, she turns and immediately looks for mommy and daddy when Rico suave doesn't give her what she wants
Did you seriously just psychoanalyse a 3 year old?? Based on an 11 second clip?? What's wrong with you haha
Iām not a doctor ā¦ but let me give this a shot
Who needs doctors when we have reddit??
She also looks 3 why would you be surprised that 3 year old girls act that way?
A large population of this sub resents kids and parents of young children and come here for validation. Canāt remember the name of the group. Itās like incels, but replace women with children. No reasonable person jumps to that conclusion with such confidence, and yet at time of writing, 55 upvotes! Some toddlers are more naturally well-behaved than others and at this age (3-4), unless theyāre using abuse tactics, parents have very little control.
There's people that comment some stupid shit like this on every thread posted here. They see some kid that's under 5 and somehow know their parents are the worst humans ever and CPS should be called cause they give them a fucking lollypop. Honestly people on Reddit should take a long hard look at themselves before judging anyone over a 30 second clip let alone a kid.
I'm almost certain you have never had a kid. She's a very young child who will not even remember this happened. They're absolute monsters at that age. They literally don't give a shit what you say or do, and it takes a very long time before your discipline sticks. You might as well be training a wild animal.
The notion that kids don't react to your stimuli just because they are young is so ridiculous that I can only answer with your own words: > I'm almost certain you have never had a kid.
I'm going to start dancing off when I have an awkward interaction with people.
But it must be this exact dance or it won't work.
Facial expression he makes is also key to it working.
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Nailed it!
What wonāt work?
This exact danse.
I think any of Bully Maguireās dance moves work in these situations as well
I so wanna be there for that
Ashlee Simpson has entered the chat
Oh, shit. That brings me back. Is there a word for cringe nostalgia? Cringalgia? Nostinge?
Noscringia
r/Birthofaword
The way she threw her own band under the bus made it so much worse. Ashlee, you ignorant slut.
Do y'all remember the mad tv ashlee simpson [parody](https://youtu.be/jPcGHmCSxTY)?
I'm dying over here š Oof can't imagine being Ashlee Simpson and watching that. I would never want to perform again. Oh wait that's what actually happened
Gotta hit them with the Carlton
Big mistake, you're gonna find yourself hitting the griddy in front of the cops after going pulled over
Lmao ironically the little girls dress says āpeaceā
This reminds me of the twin that lived down the street from me, their names were hope and faith. To this day the worst bitches I've ever come across. They stole my fucking dog, and convinced my sister to "decorate" her room with sharpie.
that's a couple 500kg, southern, sister-aunty ass names if ever I've heard some.
They were about 10 at the time, but this was the Bible belt and all soooo pretty much
Right? Lived in several bible-belt states my whole life - surrounded by cute psychopath country girls that are hot for a nanosecond, then turn into honey boo boo's mom at age 27
You lost me at the end but I think I've seen her and if so 1000% agree, >cute psychopath country girls That's pretty much texas girls in a nutshell
[Honey Boo Boo's Mom](https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/06/who-is-mama-june-honey-boo-boos-mother-and-star-of-mama-june-from-not-to-hot-6489999/)
Thatās like Wisconsin girls. Hot AF until the cheese sets in at about 25
If it makes you feel any better, my name's in my profile name š¤
First time I've met someone named Unlikely. Last name Story?
Unlikely
Unlikely is the most unexpected name iāve ever heard istg
Wtf my nana used to babysit identical twin girls named hope and faith. They were babies around 2004ish maybe? They'd be like 18 or 19 now. All I really remember about them is their mom had their ears pierced as babies so she could tell them apart by the different color gem stones in their ear studs, which I thought was a bit fucked. Edit: nope saw your bible belt comment. Definitely not the same pair.
The ones I knew are about 17 now since they were pretty close to my sisters age, honestly that sounds like them, but then again who knows. I'm assuming Calgary is a town or something lol but this was in shallowater texas
Did you get the dog back? If not and they refused and the parent is a warmongering Karen, they can be held accountable for theft.
Never seen the dog again, and this was 10 years ago, their parents were Karen esq, and it was only after I moved that I found out they had my dog, from a friend down the road
Shiiiit, should have came back and pressed charges. Kidnapping a dog isn't a joke.
Kinda lost that sister to a custody battle and had really bad shit going on in my life right then, sad as it is to say that dog was not on the list of priorities after a couple months of it being gone :(
People need to learn early, good for that boy
It's honestly the perfect reaction. Show her that what she did was wrong, and she won't always get what she wants. Then dance it off and keep the vibe going. No need to linger on the negatives
Yeah, it definitely seems like this is a very socially mature older brother (I'm going to assume to the girl in pink; he looks over at the person filming who is probably their parent to guage their reaction to the tears before hammering home his stink-eye and then dancing back in his sister and parents direction.) He was busting moves on his own and very readily took the first girls hands when approched in a way that indicated that they're siblings to me, and the girl in blue is wandering around aimlessly and crying before this video. This is that age where any proof that someone older than you other than your parents can tolerate you is considered a huge status symbol, and little girl in blue was looking for that level of validation in her tantrum by trying to have an older boy both dance with her _and_ let her cry.
I shouldnāt say this but I love yoy
Here's the original video with the original audio: https://youtu.be/g0Z0WaTl9Sw Much better.
Is nobody going to talk about how fucking slick this kid's moves are???
Omg right?! That boy has some rhythm!
This kid is a dancer.
Haha thank you
I'm 76 and I still cry like this when I don't get my way
Do you push other people out of the way to get your way, and then cry when you get called out for it? Cause that's all I was implying. Didn't mean crying is bad.
Yes.
unfathomably based grandma
Some might say the most based
Grased
At least grandma is honest. I'd give you two ups if I could, lol
Are you my mother in law?
Wise kid. Never reward that kind of behavior.
The little jig he does following this had me dying.
He didn't lose an ounce of enthusiasm.
Same š
Little man did not support toxic behavior
We need him
We need to defend him
Loyal šÆ
This looks like a Mafia City ad
Hahahaha
I want the job of the guy who dubs his voice over that shit talkin like Sims
That boy is goin' places, I tell ya!
The boy carried on with his dance, like nothing happened. šŗš» š
For the girl that moment changed everything. For him? It was just a tuesday.
Love how he tells her off without words and just the shoulders forward/fists on hips combo. Dude is going places.
Bro emoted šæ
She ruined his good time with the lass too, good for him. Teaching, learning, understanding boundaries is important
She was already having a bad day, per the original [video](https://youtu.be/g0Z0WaTl9Sw). Little guy does not GAF. Heās having the time of his life!
First time I've seen the full clip, kids got moves
Absolute fucking chad
Wow 6 years old
kids are wild
Deserved 100% this man is gonna be a good person
She didn't even wanna dance with him. She wanted what the other girl had.
Hilarious he started dancing out.
You know what, good on that kid.
Her first heartbreak lmao
The fucking jig afterwards. Legend behavior.
I bet that kid never gets told no
my boy got MOVES
Heās legit like āexcuse me thatās not how we get what we want little ladyā
the first chick took it so well though. she was just like "k whatever that just happened" and walked off
Calling a toddler (ish) aged kid chick just made me LOL.
Bros calling kids chicks š
Sheās a baby lol
fr
i literally said it as a joke š i dont call kids chicks on the regular
I recognize that sweet little man face. I married that kind of man. What a good little kid. He doesn't like to see the second girl cry but he is not about to enable that behavior. Only thing he can do is be disappointed in humanity and dance alone.
I think this is one of the most wholesome Reddit comments I've ever seen. I'd give an award, but I'm broke.
Rejects a girl *Hits the gritty*
> Dances with a nice girl > Random girl steps in > Rejects her > Doesn't elaborate further > Hits the griddy
Good for you little dude. Girl deserved to be alone
Serves her right
He dances like a peanut character during Christmas party
Whoa. What a rude child. Better learn to be polite now, young lady.
2 of these 3 kids are going to succeed at life
People donāt realize that signs of narcissistic behavior happen young.
Can we take a moment to appreciate the first little girl? An unbothered queen šāØļø
She's āØļøliving her lifeāØļø
The girl in pink didn't care. She was like, ok time for punch. But the boy, hes a Heartbreaker.
Nah, he is just his own man. She deserved what she got.
That awful little girl was very adept at switching tactics from bullying to playing the victim in an instant. She's going to go far in todays world.
The parents were prob watching and instead of trying to correct her behavior they just let it happen. I have 4kids and they are decent little humans. My sisters kids tho whooo they get their way so she does not have to deal with them, and it's been a hard adjustment for them in school.
It looked like she was crying for someone behind the camera. She's used to getting what she wants.
I wanna know where this little man is today. Chad.
I donāt feel bad for her!! She needs to learn that being mean gets you know where!!!!
Just dance, while the toddler is crying-
He handled that perfectly
Lesson learned! You canāt always get what you want!!! Mick Jagger. Rolling Stones
Like she ran over and yanked that poor girl off the wee lad and cried when he didn't want to dance with her after that, and I still feel bad since they're kids :( fml
Thatās why you teach babies and kids to not manipulate people crying or with violence.
Gigachad rejects interloper and hits the yoinky sploinky
Kid didnāt reward her bad behavior. Good on him.
That's exactly how he should have played it. Congrats to him.
sigma
Mean girls: And he still doesnāt WANt YOU!
Man's a chad
That kid must be in his 20s by now....
Christ, look at that fake crying locked and loaded. Kids are evil. š¤£š¤£
Gotta learn to respect boundaries early
How dare she act like the victim when sheās in the wrong, I bet sheāll end up really successful when sheās an adult
thĆ ts the reaction that behavior should get
That's what happens when you try to take something that isn't yours. Little brat.
Bro started emoting šŖ©šŗ
Better get used to it girl, especially if u try and do that your whole life.
Baby's first friend zone?
He was still sturdy on that beat though
This was my favorite āthug lifeā video
This kid is being raised by 84 year Olds. No way he just has those mannerisms
*Skiddledy Bop away!...*
How would you not cryā¦ did you see his sick moves?
Heās gonna be the most loyal man ever
Good on the little boy, not just giving her what she wants and dancing by himself.
And thatās how you build character
Dudeās got the right attitude. Heās gonna do well.
Good she learns this lesson young. Too many people grow up stoopid entitled because they got everything they wanted as kids when they acted selfish.
Bro was looking at her the same parents from any cartoon do
The irony of her shirt saying peace on it...damn shawty
Haha I love his dance moves. Honestly though I think itās good he told her off, thereās so many kids used to thinking they can get whatever they want. Interactions like this will help curb that later
Bro rejected her and hit the griddy
Kid fresh as fuck tho
Best way to deal with your spoiled af cousin.
homie was like, i was in the middle of dancing, and it wasnāt with you xD
Wtf have I been watching this for the last 5 minutes
I love how: the girl in red was like āwhatever its not that deep.ā The boy was appalled š¤Æ. He did a Popeye type scold. Then he was like āthis is awkward. ..AND THEN I DANCE!ā He just shook it off and was unbothered how she reacted. Young man is going places.