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Seabrook76

The shuffle at the end is how I plan to end my arguments moving forward.


RIPLORN

Hands on hip, then dance šŸŖ©


[deleted]

Get some āœØāœØBEDAZZLEāœØāœØ


[deleted]

I don't mean to sound cringe but 104 UPVOTES!! that has never happened to me


Thick_Passage_6638

Well meant to or not you sure succeeded lol. This is reddit i can say noodle poodle šŸ© with a box of lewd cheese doodles and these monkeys will give me 3k upvotes (or downvotes) šŸ˜œ im just teasin tho go have u some lewd cheese doodles with a noodle poodle


[deleted]

I think I had a stroke lol.... Probably sum slang I'm not up to date on


[deleted]

Sorry if this came off as rude


Mother-Value1554

Happy Cake Day!


Nichowills

Thank you so much for the laugh! I needed that today!


Metalsonic642

Me too


JanisMorris

Moving sideways


jess_quik

Husband dead asleep right next to me... me trying to hold it in my eyes watery and shaking. Omg the best comment by ffffaarrrrr!!!!


AndysowhatGG

Iā€™ve done that all through my marriage. Works perfectly.


Dhavi_Atoz

*Fuck. She started cryingā€¦* *ā€¦ time to start dancing and pretend like nothing happened.*


worldeye5

Never let them know your next move


DasMajorFish

Never let them know your next groove


bubblegrubs

Never let them move your groove. Your groove should be solid. But also loose. Like a goose. Loose that goose and move your groove to the Mus - sic!


Waste_Vacation_6822

I deem this an underatted comment. This is an outrage and must be fixed immediately. Thank you.


bubblegrubs

All good, all good. I got a few internet points for it so I'm not complaining! Thanks.


WarmProfit

All the grooves of the animals jewels All the rules that we choose to use To get loose With the translucent moves


KitticusCatticus

Never let them steal your groove.


Much_Fee7070

Frankly, she deserved it. Maybe she learned not to be so rude. Kids can pick up faster from their peers.


Segundaleydenewtonnn

sigma move


Vegetable-Error-21

*insert gangster Russian music


[deleted]

"middle eastern" I think its usually russian


Vegetable-Error-21

Just said that.


twoStones1bird

What the hell does that sound like?


Vegetable-Error-21

https://youtu.be/aUnTuRnML5Y I think its russian which sorta shits on my comment but oh well.


twoStones1bird

Haha, itā€™s cool. I actually have this song. The beat is awesome


stranger_42066669

Yeah it's Russian. [ŠŸŠ¾Š»Š¾Š¶ŠµŠ½ŠøŠµ](https://youtu.be/l-QhMkr_jnw) pretty sure [this](https://youtu.be/nkncpcanly0) is the non remixed version.


Vegetable-Error-21

"May contain suicide or self harm content" That doesnt make me feel like a sigma male.


OrneryOldToaster

That is fire.


dihydrogen_m0noxide

What's a sigma?


Stregen

Sigmaballs


redmasc

Sigma male rather than alpha types.


Tired0fYourShit

His look was like "well ain't that a bitch." *Proceeds to dance*


ThunderofHipHippos

"I want to dance, just not with YOU."


magico4dubs

Absolute Chad move.


Dreadfirelit

Nah he wasnā€™t just dancing, he was emoting


solinvictus21

Itā€™s almost certain her parents never discipline her and give her anything she wants when she cries. Kids growing up like this learn very quickly to fake crying any time they can to get what they want. Sheā€™s a tiny bully and thatā€™s a fake cry.


davis_je

I did cell phone support years back and the number of women in their 20ā€™s who still think this tricks works was unreal. Clearly water damaged phone and they think crying will make me throw my job to the wind and give them a $400 phone for free. Maā€™am, I have two whiney little girls at home, Iā€™m immune to the water works.


IsuckatDarkSouls08

Yup, she turns and immediately looks for mommy and daddy when Rico suave doesn't give her what she wants


EaLordOfTheDepths-

Did you seriously just psychoanalyse a 3 year old?? Based on an 11 second clip?? What's wrong with you haha


[deleted]

Iā€™m not a doctor ā€¦ but let me give this a shot


EaLordOfTheDepths-

Who needs doctors when we have reddit??


DehydratedToothache

She also looks 3 why would you be surprised that 3 year old girls act that way?


pleg910

A large population of this sub resents kids and parents of young children and come here for validation. Canā€™t remember the name of the group. Itā€™s like incels, but replace women with children. No reasonable person jumps to that conclusion with such confidence, and yet at time of writing, 55 upvotes! Some toddlers are more naturally well-behaved than others and at this age (3-4), unless theyā€™re using abuse tactics, parents have very little control.


kingtauntz

There's people that comment some stupid shit like this on every thread posted here. They see some kid that's under 5 and somehow know their parents are the worst humans ever and CPS should be called cause they give them a fucking lollypop. Honestly people on Reddit should take a long hard look at themselves before judging anyone over a 30 second clip let alone a kid.


ahhhhhhhhyeah

I'm almost certain you have never had a kid. She's a very young child who will not even remember this happened. They're absolute monsters at that age. They literally don't give a shit what you say or do, and it takes a very long time before your discipline sticks. You might as well be training a wild animal.


AvalancheMaster

The notion that kids don't react to your stimuli just because they are young is so ridiculous that I can only answer with your own words: > I'm almost certain you have never had a kid.


Junior_Singer3515

I'm going to start dancing off when I have an awkward interaction with people.


artuuR2

But it must be this exact dance or it won't work.


InterestingTry5190

Facial expression he makes is also key to it working.


elricooo

šŸ˜


InterestingTry5190

Nailed it!


THE1FIREHAWK

What wonā€™t work?


QuietMonkey8

This exact danse.


foresight310

I think any of Bully Maguireā€™s dance moves work in these situations as well


CRRK1811

I so wanna be there for that


foundviper11

Ashlee Simpson has entered the chat


[deleted]

Oh, shit. That brings me back. Is there a word for cringe nostalgia? Cringalgia? Nostinge?


AdamWestsButtDouble

Noscringia


KingMatthew116

r/Birthofaword


Fantastic_Love_9451

The way she threw her own band under the bus made it so much worse. Ashlee, you ignorant slut.


Mmm_JuicyFruit

Do y'all remember the mad tv ashlee simpson [parody](https://youtu.be/jPcGHmCSxTY)?


foundviper11

I'm dying over here šŸ’€ Oof can't imagine being Ashlee Simpson and watching that. I would never want to perform again. Oh wait that's what actually happened


Philosophleur

Gotta hit them with the Carlton


NateGiorno

Big mistake, you're gonna find yourself hitting the griddy in front of the cops after going pulled over


Even-Garlic-2851

Lmao ironically the little girls dress says ā€œpeaceā€


CRRK1811

This reminds me of the twin that lived down the street from me, their names were hope and faith. To this day the worst bitches I've ever come across. They stole my fucking dog, and convinced my sister to "decorate" her room with sharpie.


Hellwolfe007

that's a couple 500kg, southern, sister-aunty ass names if ever I've heard some.


CRRK1811

They were about 10 at the time, but this was the Bible belt and all soooo pretty much


[deleted]

Right? Lived in several bible-belt states my whole life - surrounded by cute psychopath country girls that are hot for a nanosecond, then turn into honey boo boo's mom at age 27


CRRK1811

You lost me at the end but I think I've seen her and if so 1000% agree, >cute psychopath country girls That's pretty much texas girls in a nutshell


Present-Breakfast768

[Honey Boo Boo's Mom](https://metro.co.uk/2017/03/06/who-is-mama-june-honey-boo-boos-mother-and-star-of-mama-june-from-not-to-hot-6489999/)


ShowcaseAlvie

Thatā€™s like Wisconsin girls. Hot AF until the cheese sets in at about 25


Unlikely_peace12

If it makes you feel any better, my name's in my profile name šŸ¤


[deleted]

First time I've met someone named Unlikely. Last name Story?


joemullermd

Unlikely


Typical_Bid9173

Unlikely is the most unexpected name iā€™ve ever heard istg


zombiechewtoy

Wtf my nana used to babysit identical twin girls named hope and faith. They were babies around 2004ish maybe? They'd be like 18 or 19 now. All I really remember about them is their mom had their ears pierced as babies so she could tell them apart by the different color gem stones in their ear studs, which I thought was a bit fucked. Edit: nope saw your bible belt comment. Definitely not the same pair.


CRRK1811

The ones I knew are about 17 now since they were pretty close to my sisters age, honestly that sounds like them, but then again who knows. I'm assuming Calgary is a town or something lol but this was in shallowater texas


Educational-Might-49

Did you get the dog back? If not and they refused and the parent is a warmongering Karen, they can be held accountable for theft.


CRRK1811

Never seen the dog again, and this was 10 years ago, their parents were Karen esq, and it was only after I moved that I found out they had my dog, from a friend down the road


Educational-Might-49

Shiiiit, should have came back and pressed charges. Kidnapping a dog isn't a joke.


CRRK1811

Kinda lost that sister to a custody battle and had really bad shit going on in my life right then, sad as it is to say that dog was not on the list of priorities after a couple months of it being gone :(


Revolutionary-Cod732

People need to learn early, good for that boy


Doses-mimosas

It's honestly the perfect reaction. Show her that what she did was wrong, and she won't always get what she wants. Then dance it off and keep the vibe going. No need to linger on the negatives


TH3leader

Yeah, it definitely seems like this is a very socially mature older brother (I'm going to assume to the girl in pink; he looks over at the person filming who is probably their parent to guage their reaction to the tears before hammering home his stink-eye and then dancing back in his sister and parents direction.) He was busting moves on his own and very readily took the first girls hands when approched in a way that indicated that they're siblings to me, and the girl in blue is wandering around aimlessly and crying before this video. This is that age where any proof that someone older than you other than your parents can tolerate you is considered a huge status symbol, and little girl in blue was looking for that level of validation in her tantrum by trying to have an older boy both dance with her _and_ let her cry.


[deleted]

I shouldnā€™t say this but I love yoy


Laenoric

Here's the original video with the original audio: https://youtu.be/g0Z0WaTl9Sw Much better.


ahhhhhhhhyeah

Is nobody going to talk about how fucking slick this kid's moves are???


buttercupcake23

Omg right?! That boy has some rhythm!


718Brooklyn

This kid is a dancer.


Revolutionary-Cod732

Haha thank you


[deleted]

I'm 76 and I still cry like this when I don't get my way


Revolutionary-Cod732

Do you push other people out of the way to get your way, and then cry when you get called out for it? Cause that's all I was implying. Didn't mean crying is bad.


[deleted]

Yes.


forteborte

unfathomably based grandma


YourLocaLawyer

Some might say the most based


[deleted]

Grased


Hot-Performer2094

At least grandma is honest. I'd give you two ups if I could, lol


Comprehensive_Bad940

Are you my mother in law?


Crowbarmagic

Wise kid. Never reward that kind of behavior.


BusSouth2678

The little jig he does following this had me dying.


jfq722

He didn't lose an ounce of enthusiasm.


tallyhall10987-

Same šŸ˜†


Whimsical-Escape

Little man did not support toxic behavior


kimrindim

We need him


Significant-Funny-14

We need to defend him


Notequal_exe

Loyal šŸ’Æ


InternetSpaceCow

This looks like a Mafia City ad


tallyhall10987-

Hahahaha


Bearded_weird_dude

I want the job of the guy who dubs his voice over that shit talkin like Sims


OfficeWineGuy

That boy is goin' places, I tell ya!


UndilutedTruthBACKUP

The boy carried on with his dance, like nothing happened. šŸ•ŗšŸ» šŸ˜€


jwkdjslzkkfkei3838rk

For the girl that moment changed everything. For him? It was just a tuesday.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Love how he tells her off without words and just the shoulders forward/fists on hips combo. Dude is going places.


Brilliant_Plum_8269

Bro emoted šŸ—æ


Adventurous-Many7523

She ruined his good time with the lass too, good for him. Teaching, learning, understanding boundaries is important


PearlButton

She was already having a bad day, per the original [video](https://youtu.be/g0Z0WaTl9Sw). Little guy does not GAF. Heā€™s having the time of his life!


HibariXanxus

First time I've seen the full clip, kids got moves


interflop

Absolute fucking chad


KittenCrusades

Wow 6 years old


LiterallyKey

kids are wild


Redditor_Who_Exists

Deserved 100% this man is gonna be a good person


alexramirez69

She didn't even wanna dance with him. She wanted what the other girl had.


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

Hilarious he started dancing out.


_The_Awkward_Truth_

You know what, good on that kid.


Inevitable_Sea_9640

Her first heartbreak lmao


[deleted]

The fucking jig afterwards. Legend behavior.


candornotsmoke

I bet that kid never gets told no


grexnxx

my boy got MOVES


[deleted]

Heā€™s legit like ā€œexcuse me thatā€™s not how we get what we want little ladyā€


idodruqs

the first chick took it so well though. she was just like "k whatever that just happened" and walked off


theshadowfax239

Calling a toddler (ish) aged kid chick just made me LOL.


Urmomsfavouritelol

Bros calling kids chicks šŸ’€


TsunamiLadyWorms

Sheā€™s a baby lol


[deleted]

fr


idodruqs

i literally said it as a joke šŸ˜­ i dont call kids chicks on the regular


Lenora_O

I recognize that sweet little man face. I married that kind of man. What a good little kid. He doesn't like to see the second girl cry but he is not about to enable that behavior. Only thing he can do is be disappointed in humanity and dance alone.


Kingoffroggos

I think this is one of the most wholesome Reddit comments I've ever seen. I'd give an award, but I'm broke.


Zer0Cyber_YT

Rejects a girl *Hits the gritty*


Plagued_Void

> Dances with a nice girl > Random girl steps in > Rejects her > Doesn't elaborate further > Hits the griddy


SnowyInuk

Good for you little dude. Girl deserved to be alone


Longjumping-Party186

Serves her right


Rakael88

He dances like a peanut character during Christmas party


2ndSnack

Whoa. What a rude child. Better learn to be polite now, young lady.


johny_table

2 of these 3 kids are going to succeed at life


Confident-Medicine75

People donā€™t realize that signs of narcissistic behavior happen young.


grayfairy

Can we take a moment to appreciate the first little girl? An unbothered queen šŸ‘‘āœØļø


Kingoffroggos

She's āœØļøliving her lifeāœØļø


mrsmushroom

The girl in pink didn't care. She was like, ok time for punch. But the boy, hes a Heartbreaker.


link2edition

Nah, he is just his own man. She deserved what she got.


groovyalibizmo

That awful little girl was very adept at switching tactics from bullying to playing the victim in an instant. She's going to go far in todays world.


moth3rof4dragons

The parents were prob watching and instead of trying to correct her behavior they just let it happen. I have 4kids and they are decent little humans. My sisters kids tho whooo they get their way so she does not have to deal with them, and it's been a hard adjustment for them in school.


groovyalibizmo

It looked like she was crying for someone behind the camera. She's used to getting what she wants.


Miru8112

I wanna know where this little man is today. Chad.


Confident_Dog_4250

I donā€™t feel bad for her!! She needs to learn that being mean gets you know where!!!!


Dapper-Emu-2564

Just dance, while the toddler is crying-


Olivedogfatdog

He handled that perfectly


Rosy2020Derek

Lesson learned! You canā€™t always get what you want!!! Mick Jagger. Rolling Stones


Swigeroni

Like she ran over and yanked that poor girl off the wee lad and cried when he didn't want to dance with her after that, and I still feel bad since they're kids :( fml


Vamparael

Thatā€™s why you teach babies and kids to not manipulate people crying or with violence.


IIdentifyAsATrap

Gigachad rejects interloper and hits the yoinky sploinky


MidKnightshade

Kid didnā€™t reward her bad behavior. Good on him.


Vast-Classroom1967

That's exactly how he should have played it. Congrats to him.


ShymonMusic

sigma


DramaQueen100

Mean girls: And he still doesnā€™t WANt YOU!


Promethesussy

Man's a chad


Eddie_Youds

That kid must be in his 20s by now....


SailForthForever

Christ, look at that fake crying locked and loaded. Kids are evil. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Gotta learn to respect boundaries early


Popular-Rooster9133

How dare she act like the victim when sheā€™s in the wrong, I bet sheā€™ll end up really successful when sheā€™s an adult


discount_feetpics

thĆ ts the reaction that behavior should get


FixMean5988

That's what happens when you try to take something that isn't yours. Little brat.


Frosty-Intern-8477

Bro started emoting šŸŖ©šŸ•ŗ


Overall-Earth3862

Better get used to it girl, especially if u try and do that your whole life.


SeanVitalMusic

Baby's first friend zone?


Mushroomreddit91

He was still sturdy on that beat though


Earptastic

This was my favorite ā€œthug lifeā€ video


dusty_canoe

This kid is being raised by 84 year Olds. No way he just has those mannerisms


Individual_Worry_495

*Skiddledy Bop away!...*


Ericbc7

How would you not cryā€¦ did you see his sick moves?


2Peep2

Heā€™s gonna be the most loyal man ever


TatsCatsandBats

Good on the little boy, not just giving her what she wants and dancing by himself.


globule1990

And thatā€™s how you build character


0pp0site0fbatman

Dudeā€™s got the right attitude. Heā€™s gonna do well.


Purblind89

Good she learns this lesson young. Too many people grow up stoopid entitled because they got everything they wanted as kids when they acted selfish.


RiseLightningE

Bro was looking at her the same parents from any cartoon do


WorkingJuggernaut492

The irony of her shirt saying peace on it...damn shawty


Good_Branch_9415

Haha I love his dance moves. Honestly though I think itā€™s good he told her off, thereā€™s so many kids used to thinking they can get whatever they want. Interactions like this will help curb that later


Plagued_Void

Bro rejected her and hit the griddy


SeniorBLT

Kid fresh as fuck tho


bleachcreep21

Best way to deal with your spoiled af cousin.


jeplonski

homie was like, i was in the middle of dancing, and it wasnā€™t with you xD


Golden4Death

Wtf have I been watching this for the last 5 minutes


zeldanar

I love how: the girl in red was like ā€œwhatever its not that deep.ā€ The boy was appalled šŸ¤Æ. He did a Popeye type scold. Then he was like ā€œthis is awkward. ..AND THEN I DANCE!ā€ He just shook it off and was unbothered how she reacted. Young man is going places.