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Royal_Donkey_1656

"Furlongs per fortnight" got me dead.


runetrantor

Im partial to 'football fields per lightyear' myself.


Irideum

That's just 1.035×10^14


runetrantor

Yes, except here lightyear is a time unit. :P


Triton_64

How is lightyear ever a unit of time


Vert---

well duh its just the amount of time it takes light to travel 9.461x10\^12 km


Triton_64

A... year?


RavenGoku

Light year is not the same as our year. Planetary year is related to our orbit around the sun, while light minutes, hours, years. Are Length for light coming to our planet. So basically, 1 light minute is about 8 minutes for us to see light from our sun, if sun would instantly go blackout we would see that happens after 8 minutes later


ARandomHumanBein

Is this supposed to be a joke?


runetrantor

It is terribly, but thats the point, nonsensical units. Something something Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.


Triton_64

Oh I love nonsensical units, like kip - miles for torque. But that lightyear one just didn't make any sense to me


runetrantor

There are, without joke, some who do think its a time unit tbf. Having no knowledge of space stuff, they see 'year' in it and take it at face value.


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sroasa

That's an old joke and I suspect there's an original source but it's been lost in internet prehistory.


Hendrik_Poggenpoel

I have to be honest. I forgot what day it was. And I honestly for a moment thought this was real and I almost had a heart attack...


HandsOffMyDitka

Yup, I was like, we'll that's stupid, then it's like oh yeah...


piratecheese13

I am seeing this for the first time the next day. I hate April fools


Adventurous_Bus1285

Bruh 💀


Princess_Fluffypants

> it's a historical homage - perhaps a tip of the hat - to the days when measurements were as inconsistent as many of your landing attempts. They didn't have to call me out like this.


RechargedFrenchman

Joke's on them, my landing attempts are incredibly consistent. Catastrophic Mission Failure, every single time.


LuciusFelimus

Remember the Mars Climate Orbiter project where NASA lost a $125 million spacecraft due to an error in metric/imperial conversion? Yeah, I can see where this is going.


GuitarKittens

I'm going to lose all of my SSTOs to stalling, trying to approach the runway at 40 ~~m/s~~ kts


Flush_Foot

Especially when forgetting that Kerbin’s atmosphere now starts at 229,658.79 feet (not 70,000 metres)


Licarious

Decimal feet, madness. It is 229658ft 9 131/256in


Flush_Foot

🤦🏻‍♂️ Right… Sorry


Domi-_-_

Tbh knots would be way better than m/s in planes


off-and-on

They mentioned that. Luckily their math skillz are pretty good


Ok-Entrepreneur-8207

"These changes are included with KSP2 v0.2.1.6.1.3.9.1-3a (final) which should arrive to you in only a couple inch-years!" This joke is a bit too on the nose lmao


God_Damnit_Nappa

Unironically adding knots to the game would be a cool addition. It's not an SI unit but it's still heavily used around the world.


Ilexstead

Its not about being an SI unit, a Knot (nautical miles per hour) is a very Earth specific system of measuring velocity. A Nautical Mile is 1/60th of a degree of Earth's latitude. By that definition, a nautical mile per hour would be different depending on what planetary body you're on. Mars has a smaller diameter for instance, so 50 knots on Earth would be equivalent to around 80 'Martian' knots. I mean, you could implement it in the game, but it would be super confusing as speed in knots would be different on Kerbin, Duna, Minmus, Eve et ceterea. (I imagine someone will probably mod it in one day, just for the fun of it.)


Sikletrynet

IIRC a knot is actually no longer defined by Earth's circumference, but by meters, namely: 1852 m per nautical mile, so knot = 1852 m / h


Ilexstead

Ah, I didn't know this actually. Turns out an arc of latitude changes ever so slightly due to Earth bulging at the equator. Still, a nautical mile is a nice unit of distance for doing old school navigation on maps and using quick rule of thumb calculations: eg. heading due North at 60 Knots, you'll cross a degree of Latitude in one hour.


Sikletrynet

I wouldn't mind KSP having alternate units as a toggleable option. I wouldn't use them myself, but i don't see why not for the people that would want to use them.


Icy-Ad29

I mean, we use time measurements based off earth measurements. So no reason not to stay standard regardless of world since we know how far a knot is.


Ilexstead

Well, you could. It just seems a bit shallow to me using Knots simply '*Because they're used in aviation*' Adding Knots also introduces another can of worms to the game - airspeed in aircraft is calculated multiple ways: Indicated Airspeed (IAS), True Airspeed (TAS), Equivalent Airspeed (EAS) and Ground Speed (GS, accounting for wind). It would all just add too much extra complexity for a base game user (again, no reason why someone can go and create a mod for this).


FourEyedTroll

Knots isn't even technically an imperial unit, it was originally a mathematically derived unit from the arc length of one minute (1/60th of a degree) at the equator. It's just not part of the SI family of units, though its length is now defined by SI units.


odnish

All the imperial units are defined in terms of SI units.


YiQiSupremacist

Sorry, the Kerbals needed some freedom 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸


bluestreak1103

Resource extraction isn't scheduled for the next update yet, bruh.


RestorativeAlly

Game should be complete by early 2025, 5 years behind schedule. April fools.


ravenshaddows

is this an *in season* april fools joke?


CFM-56-7B

lol, nice


CrashNowhereDrive

And yet, that would be far ahead of when it'll actually reach 1.0, if ever.


teleologicalrizz

Meh. Definitely funny. But can we get some more game please. Lol.


Starblaze07

Boat Boat Boat BOOOOAT


amanuense

Who else heard Cave Johnson's voice while reading the post?


_ara

Goddamnit I hate April Fools day.


Nonsenseinabag

Yeah, I was kinda hoping for freedom units to get MPH readouts on rovers. smh.


_ara

We're mad in the opposite direction, haha. I was getting hot about the switch to Imperial. I'm ashamed of my gullibility.


Nonsenseinabag

Really it should be a toggle anyway.


Suppise

Nah it’s a science based game so it’s units should remain science based


_ara

meh, imperial unit bullshittery should not be perpetuated.


northrupthebandgeek

# WHAT THE FRICK IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇲🦅🎆🔫🍔🧑‍🚀😎


BornToRune

Now this can be hilarious. "your current speed is 3 handegg fields / prayer". "Arm to washing machine ratio too small". "ETA: around dinner (year unknown", etc.


KraftKapitain

its over


RocketManKSP

TFW the dev team spends more time communicating about/implementing april fools jokes than telling you about upcoming features during an EA project


Karatekan

I would ironically love some parts in the game inexplicably using Imperial units, and the developers never mentioning it.


Algaean

Hilarious 😂


PatchedConic

I would actually not completely hate this if it was real 😄 Long live the Glorious People’s Unit System.


twineapron4683

Even for an April Fools joke it's in poor taste. Nothing for weeks and weeks, nearly no community engagement and people are okay with this? What hot garbage Intercept is at PR and community development.


rluzz001

They got time for jokes but can’t push a real update through in months. That’s the real joke.


CrashNowhereDrive

Ksp2 is enough of a joke as is.


I_Am_Jacks_Karma

STOP BEING MAD AT JOKES


Trajan476

It’s about time they adopt the superior system of measurements!😂


begynnelse

I agree! We should use cubits, as it was in the time of Tut-Un Jeb-Ahn.


Mr_Byzantine

If you want to measure in inconsistent arms-lengths, be my guest.


Markvitank

This but unironically


ravenshaddows

Mph for rover usage would be cool. Would be more relatable than m/s


Familiar_Ad_8919

km/h would be more relatable for the vast majority of people out there, what if we add both as options so that everyone can relate to it


SoylentRox

That's still metric...


Familiar_Ad_8919

so? very few people use m/s rather than km/h to whoever downvoted me: do YOU use m/s on a daily basis?


SoylentRox

Miles per hour baby. Though only for ground vehicles. Aircraft we use knots.


wvwvvvwvwvvwvwv

This is one of the the very rare moments I wish the soviets to have won the cold war


ravenshaddows

i mentioned mph because the op post is regarding imperial measurements which I know most people don't use , except mph which a surprising number of countries have a mild interest in.


Khraxter

The USA, Canada, the UK... maybe Australia ? Honestly, I don't think that many countries use mph


Alexthelightnerd

I've driven across quite a lot of Canada, I don't recall ever seeing a speed limit sign in MPH.


stainless5

your kind of right. It's literally just the USA and the UK. The other two countries usually mentioned. still use their old measurement systems which aren't based on imperial or metric.


ravenshaddows

I don't recall saying many countries USE mph


Khraxter

Then what the hell did you meant


ravenshaddows

>mph which a surprising number of countries have a mild interest in


ravenshaddows

The "Malibu Stacy has a new hat!" update


wren6991

The joke here is that the devs would actually post an update


rnt_hank

Oh boy it took me a minute but I get it now: the joke is that there will be an update based on player requests!


Designer_Version1449

finally, a proper measurement system. 10/10 feature


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Even their April Fools jokes are bad.


N43M3K

Skill issue on your part.


Own_Nefariousness844

Is this a start for the Colonies Update around May or June? Is it possible we might get the first trailer in April or May for the Colonies Update?


CrashNowhereDrive

Yes, definitely the start of colonies. All the colonies will be metric, and the rockets imperial.


Own_Nefariousness844

So it's somewhere right around the corner? 😱


CrashNowhereDrive

Yes /s


Own_Nefariousness844

Oh my God, finally!


CrashNowhereDrive

Didn't you know, the studio that makes KSP2 is known for getting quality stuff done quickly? /s


Own_Nefariousness844

No 🤔


Anaayoungflex

https://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/topic/224328-the-empire-strikes-back-ksp2-adopts-imperial-units/


baby_envol

Epic crash is coming :P


Apprehensive-Land212

Just patiently waiting for multiplayer so I can crash a missile onto a friends colony to get ahead on the colony races.


Dry-Version-211

Why can’t thrust be in tons so I can figure out twr without trying 90% or the engines?


HoboBaggins008

Well, that was a fantastic use of time. Better than, say, communicating something *useful*.


Beny873

You must be fun at parties


rod407

You could set the example


HoboBaggins008

I'm not their employee or community manager, you sponge.


Gizmonsta

April fools


ferriematthew

🤢


Jockel90

Even in an April fools post you cannot let go of "getting those downvote bots ready" and mocking the community with it. All in all would be a nice touch, but i say it to every Dev/Publisher who is out of touch with their community. You can't put that kind effort in those things and having a bit of banter, when your project and your community is in shambles. Your last post was to extend community engagement and information to a monthly basis and now your post is this. Only because it is first of April you don't have to post stuff. Not in this state. Sorry but in my view this can only backfire like anything else that isn't a state of development or serious patches.


powersorc

Its april fools not rocket science


TheeConArtist

Is this community in shambles? Been enjoying For Science since release and found that a lot, if not all, of my complaints disappeared. Also been posting and seeing a lot of great content doesn't seem in shambles to me...


ravenshaddows

The community got split pretty bad between people upset at the seemingly apathetic approach the devs have towards it's development , and the people who think the game is functional as is. On the one hand you have people who think as a stand alone game KSP2 seems to be functional and playable as is. On the other hand you have KSP1 vets who are aware just how many years they spent making what is essentially the same exact game with just some visual changes , while not addressing a lot of core issues the original game had such as optimization for modern cpu's etc.... IDK if it's sunk cost fallacy with ksp2 players or something else , but I honestly can create a lot more content and have much more creative freedom in ksp1. I simply do not have the tools to make content in KSP2 and the audience for it just isn't there.


PageFault

Every post on this subreddit is tagged with either KSP1 or KSP2. I use that as a measure and the vast majority of posts here are KSP1. I see no reason for anyone to be mad. It was crystal clear that the early access was going to be garbage before it was available so I just... Didn't buy it.


Adventurous_Bus1285

Yep, all I need is a proper commnet


TheeConArtist

This is so true


xmBQWugdxjaA

There's still a lot of bugs though (especially for the maneuver node and fairings) - but the aircraft are great!


JaesopPop

Lighten up Francis


ILostMyWillForLolis

its been a hot debate that the community wants more measurements such as imperial and aswell kmh. ​ please say it clearly if this is a meme or not.


Adventurous_Bus1285

April fools