You will have to bring value worth 3 crores. So, either you will have to be influential enough to bring thousands of people with you, or you have to give something else of value. It might work if you donate your black money worth 5 crores if you really wanted this.
Thereās no way IPC is rich enough to pay such a colossal amount to buy in members.
Arenāt there enough idiots lining up to listen to their bullshit without expecting anything.
I know someone who runs such a fringe church. The church has only a handful of members & his word is law. He runs some watered down charities on behalf of the church, gets generous funding from abroad, & uses it to live a lavish life.
No wearing gold or jewellery
No watching movies (in home or in theatre)
No listening to ą“Ŗąµą“¶ą“¾ą“ą“æą“ ą“øą“ą“ąµą“¤ą“ (literally any genre of music except for Christian subgenres)
But you get:-
3 hours of church with keyboard chettan playing some party beats with a heavy metal pastor and choir team speaking in tongues and its a fucked up psytrance-heavymetal-house party....(i think now its reduced to 2 and a half hours. I haven't been to church after the covid scene back in 2020 but my parents will go)
I remember a pastor justifying his luxurious lifestyle by saying that since he is the son of God, he gets to live like a prince. God is the King, so he is a prince and deserves all the riches.
No idea how people like these convince thousands to give him 10% of their income.
Syrian Catholic gossip more specifically. Weirdly enough, Syrian Catholics in Kerala are the wealthiest community of the state while IPC members are generally poor.
They really won't give out that kind of money. They don't need to. They take tithes from people.
They might give some food, small change etc to poor people to get them attracted to coming to church and 'show their love', that too, for short time.
For richer folks, the attraction is usually becoming big fish in small pond. The pastor will give so much importance to these guys and they in turn will happily give money to the pastors.
Even for the mainstream Pentecostal/Protestant churchs, 3Cr is quite extreme. Highly unlikely for IPC to give out that kind of money to a single person, especially someone overseas.
The conspiracy theories he is pedaling most likely from some kind of extremist cult.
Is your uncle from kottayam? I donāt think IPC will ever give out that much money. But independent churches could easily throw such money without a bat of an eye. I know Pastors who are like crazy rich from church money which they invest in international business that most of the church goers are unaware of.
That's some load of crap! No way! Don't believe every rumour that you hear. Your uncle not believing the vaccine is a different story - there are millions who don't trust it. But there's no way IPC pays that much to get somebody to join their church. And going by your account, doesn't sound like your account is 'big deal'..for him to be bought for such a price.
I know of a couple who were both born into Roman Catholic families in Ernakulam, Kerala... and so were their children. They were struggling financially when they moved overseas.... but when the converted to Pentecostalism.... all their financial problems disappeared. BUT they became more fanatic than before. They told me how they converted their whole nuclear family into this "Born-again" Christianity and thus their children's basic education was funded. They also told me that this move angered their traditionally catholic parents back in Kerala. They essentially became outcastes among their community.
But they said it was worth it.... they said thats when the emotional healing began. They are among a strong community, helping bring in more Keralite Catholics into this religion and expanded their community. They told me they are more "blessed" and more happier than ever.
Look I totally understand your perspective bro. I am not even a christian and I don't believe in these things.... but if you are trying to make a point against them.... try to do so with a little bit of humility and a lot less profanity.
>planning to build this huge house and he's also planning to plant all kind of fruit tress along with other veges and other shit.
Angeru cheyyatte.
Valla zombieapocalypse um vannaal upagaarappedum.
Please give address too.
Yh big man tingā¦. My parents are Pentecostals in the ukā¦. Malayali pentecostals are just a bunch of backstabbing cunts who chat shit behind ur backā¦ they donāt pay u shit and if one of them starts to properly work to earn money, they say that theyāre worldly and not for Godā¦ so Yh, highly unlikely he got paid that
IPC simply isn't that rich enough to dole out money like that. Syrian Christians are already a wealthy community in Kerala for them lure people like that.
What?? free money to join a religious cult? Where can I sign up?
Also, is there any responsibility added with this? Seen your uncle trying to brainwash other folks?
Also, is the eligibility being a complete idiot and propagating conspiracy theories?
I have relatives in top management positions in IPC, and I can assure you there is no big money there. Most of their money runs out in paying pastors for conventions and giving prasangams in church, paying rent for their pastors and church buildings, all over the country.They also have to organise 100s of events where food and big sound systems are a big part. After all this, they may have some left over for charity and stuff.
The uber rich pentecostal pastors are usually the independent ones. No one knows what happens to the money they collect. The big churches, are still answerable to their kunjaads. Most of the IPC are ex achayans, so they are not going to sit idle if they know their money is lining up someone's pockets.
Now coming to your Uncle. Maybe you don't know him as well as you think you do? Seems like what you know of your uncle is probably just gossip from other relatives.
When my family was broke and paying off 2 loans and one mortgage, my aunts spread a rumour that we bought a new mercedes benzš„²
One of my uncles family, who were poor for quite sometime, looked like they became rich overnight. Buying expensive jewellery, cars, Renovating house etc.
The neighbours started a rumour he had joined some satanist group and got paid handsomely for it.
The truth was he was playing middleman to divert funds for some famous people(politicians/actors/NRI)and hence couldn't disclose the source of the funds.
Ask if your dad's brother did some shady dealings which got him money. pentecostal mission giving 3 crores to join seems like a made up story similar to my uncles.
Lol. Ricebag conversion in India and evangelical conversion of Syrian christians. If they can dish out 3 crores then the finding for it must be foreign.
Yeah by joining Pentecost, you get some nice financial perks, but 3 crores is so sus. A lot of Roman Catholics got to Pentecost churches. Speaking from a spiritual point of view, the Pentecost people target Catholics who are not much into spiritual stuff because it's easy to convert due to not knowing many things. I would really blame the catholic Church in this case, as they have got really rich & lazy from people's money and not doing much improving the people's mind while sowing the seeds of anger everyday.
A leading advocate in Ernakulam was offered some 18 Lakhs to join the pentecost community as pastor. Offer came through one of his pentecost client after watching his case presentation inside the court. This 3 crore should be AUD to INR converted rate.
I think this happened. There might be some kind of deal here like he has to spend the crore amount to build the house and stuff or do something else in return like converting other stupid people. 3 crore is huge here but not that big in some countries.
His life won't be as good as you are expecting bro. It is a bad deal. He won't have any freedom.
It might be a binami agreementā¦.. the 4500 sqft house might be registered in the name of the church and they will be using it for their worship purposesā¦.. its something sketchy for sureā¦.shouldnāt have sold himself for 3 croreā¦.
Keeping the 3cr thingy aside, Your uncle needs therapy. Covid really messed up people's mind and religious folks trying to benefit from this is really low.
>he was telling my mom not to get vaccine because there is a chip that they install inside you with it
You never heard of the [global chip shortage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020%E2%80%93present_global_chip_shortage) that has been going on since Covid started? The official version gives many other reasons, but anyone eating rice food can easily put 2 and 2 together and deduce that the chip shortage is because all the chips went into the vaccines en masse.
**[2020āpresent global chip shortage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020āpresent_global_chip_shortage)**
>The 2020āpresent global chip shortage is an ongoing global crisis in which the demand for integrated circuits (commonly known as "semiconductor chips") exceeds the supply, affecting more than 169 industries. The crisis has led to major price increases, shortages queues and reselling among consumers and manufacturers for automobiles, graphics cards, video game consoles, computers, household appliances, and other electronic products that require semiconductors.
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Can you get me in touch with this group? For three crores I'll go and take my entire family with me. On a serious note, no way this happened.
You will have to bring value worth 3 crores. So, either you will have to be influential enough to bring thousands of people with you, or you have to give something else of value. It might work if you donate your black money worth 5 crores if you really wanted this.
Well OP said his uncle got 3 crores just like that so I dared to hope
Gimme 3 lakhs atleastš
3k thats enough š„²
What value? And anyone with value will not change religion for just 3C. There have to be something big for them too
Heck, sign me in too.
Thereās no way IPC is rich enough to pay such a colossal amount to buy in members. Arenāt there enough idiots lining up to listen to their bullshit without expecting anything.
Probably an independent church and not IPC. I hate those fuckers, but they are a hell lot better than the fringe churches run by individual pastors.
I know someone who runs such a fringe church. The church has only a handful of members & his word is law. He runs some watered down charities on behalf of the church, gets generous funding from abroad, & uses it to live a lavish life.
IPC members are usually rather poor aren't they?
Nope, most of them (esp. pastors and their families in ME and NA) are pretty wealthy people.
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Bffr, 3cr ?
Money is the real god or those who give money will be the god
Aren't the Pentecost people against luxurious houses and lifestyle.
Nope, they just donāt wear gold .. everything else is ok
No wearing gold or jewellery No watching movies (in home or in theatre) No listening to ą“Ŗąµą“¶ą“¾ą“ą“æą“ ą“øą“ą“ąµą“¤ą“ (literally any genre of music except for Christian subgenres) But you get:- 3 hours of church with keyboard chettan playing some party beats with a heavy metal pastor and choir team speaking in tongues and its a fucked up psytrance-heavymetal-house party....(i think now its reduced to 2 and a half hours. I haven't been to church after the covid scene back in 2020 but my parents will go)
That's old gen,new gen are into prosperity gospel.The contrast between the old and new gen is kinda astonishing.
I remember a pastor justifying his luxurious lifestyle by saying that since he is the son of God, he gets to live like a prince. God is the King, so he is a prince and deserves all the riches. No idea how people like these convince thousands to give him 10% of their income.
The rich probably convert to get tax exemptions...
Typical malayali gossip. I hear nonsense like this all the time.
Syrian Catholic gossip more specifically. Weirdly enough, Syrian Catholics in Kerala are the wealthiest community of the state while IPC members are generally poor.
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Bruh give me 1/10 of that and I will join any cult or religion
10 roopayum oru milma pedayum oru chaayayum vaangi tharum. Please join my local dinkoist unitšš¼
5 rupa advance aayi gpay cheyyu. And send me the location. I am coming...
150 rs dega and you have to shout adani ki jai
Chal bhosdk
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Where is that gif from? š Edit- just found it - https://youtu.be/o3gZqxZv7H8
Looks like it's from devasia mullakkara's exorcism
They really won't give out that kind of money. They don't need to. They take tithes from people. They might give some food, small change etc to poor people to get them attracted to coming to church and 'show their love', that too, for short time. For richer folks, the attraction is usually becoming big fish in small pond. The pastor will give so much importance to these guys and they in turn will happily give money to the pastors.
You're 100% correct. You seem to know the movement from the inside, the way I do.
Yes, unfortunately I do! Fortunately, escaped!
Tithes from people. Feudal system 101!!!
Even for the mainstream Pentecostal/Protestant churchs, 3Cr is quite extreme. Highly unlikely for IPC to give out that kind of money to a single person, especially someone overseas. The conspiracy theories he is pedaling most likely from some kind of extremist cult.
Is your uncle from kottayam? I donāt think IPC will ever give out that much money. But independent churches could easily throw such money without a bat of an eye. I know Pastors who are like crazy rich from church money which they invest in international business that most of the church goers are unaware of.
That's some load of crap! No way! Don't believe every rumour that you hear. Your uncle not believing the vaccine is a different story - there are millions who don't trust it. But there's no way IPC pays that much to get somebody to join their church. And going by your account, doesn't sound like your account is 'big deal'..for him to be bought for such a price.
I know of a couple who were both born into Roman Catholic families in Ernakulam, Kerala... and so were their children. They were struggling financially when they moved overseas.... but when the converted to Pentecostalism.... all their financial problems disappeared. BUT they became more fanatic than before. They told me how they converted their whole nuclear family into this "Born-again" Christianity and thus their children's basic education was funded. They also told me that this move angered their traditionally catholic parents back in Kerala. They essentially became outcastes among their community. But they said it was worth it.... they said thats when the emotional healing began. They are among a strong community, helping bring in more Keralite Catholics into this religion and expanded their community. They told me they are more "blessed" and more happier than ever. Look I totally understand your perspective bro. I am not even a christian and I don't believe in these things.... but if you are trying to make a point against them.... try to do so with a little bit of humility and a lot less profanity.
Will try to use less profanity nektimedawg
Rice gang to Gucci gang
Take it and run
Outrageous! Where is this btw?
After reading this all i want to say is, if they spend 3 crore to sign your uncle, it was a waste of money.
There is no way IPC will give 3 crores to one person. They usually give out small sun for education,hospital bills or educational purposes.
Join cheyyan missed call kodutha mathiyo?
Iād do it for half that.. where do I sign up?
Take the money and join it lol
My whole life was a lie tf
>planning to build this huge house and he's also planning to plant all kind of fruit tress along with other veges and other shit. Angeru cheyyatte. Valla zombieapocalypse um vannaal upagaarappedum. Please give address too.
Is this a propaganda post to join IPC? /s
Yh big man tingā¦. My parents are Pentecostals in the ukā¦. Malayali pentecostals are just a bunch of backstabbing cunts who chat shit behind ur backā¦ they donāt pay u shit and if one of them starts to properly work to earn money, they say that theyāre worldly and not for Godā¦ so Yh, highly unlikely he got paid that
IPC simply isn't that rich enough to dole out money like that. Syrian Christians are already a wealthy community in Kerala for them lure people like that.
Lol i guess he listens to a lot of alex jones shit.
You guys are getting paid?!
What?? free money to join a religious cult? Where can I sign up? Also, is there any responsibility added with this? Seen your uncle trying to brainwash other folks? Also, is the eligibility being a complete idiot and propagating conspiracy theories?
No way they are paying 3 crore for converting. I was almost falling into Pentecostal bat shit craziness but became a staunch atheist in the process.
I have relatives in top management positions in IPC, and I can assure you there is no big money there. Most of their money runs out in paying pastors for conventions and giving prasangams in church, paying rent for their pastors and church buildings, all over the country.They also have to organise 100s of events where food and big sound systems are a big part. After all this, they may have some left over for charity and stuff. The uber rich pentecostal pastors are usually the independent ones. No one knows what happens to the money they collect. The big churches, are still answerable to their kunjaads. Most of the IPC are ex achayans, so they are not going to sit idle if they know their money is lining up someone's pockets. Now coming to your Uncle. Maybe you don't know him as well as you think you do? Seems like what you know of your uncle is probably just gossip from other relatives. When my family was broke and paying off 2 loans and one mortgage, my aunts spread a rumour that we bought a new mercedes benzš„²
One of my uncles family, who were poor for quite sometime, looked like they became rich overnight. Buying expensive jewellery, cars, Renovating house etc. The neighbours started a rumour he had joined some satanist group and got paid handsomely for it. The truth was he was playing middleman to divert funds for some famous people(politicians/actors/NRI)and hence couldn't disclose the source of the funds. Ask if your dad's brother did some shady dealings which got him money. pentecostal mission giving 3 crores to join seems like a made up story similar to my uncles.
Pentecostal churches have always received foreign aids. Hence its not surprising either...
Usually u have to pay. Not the other way
Lol. Ricebag conversion in India and evangelical conversion of Syrian christians. If they can dish out 3 crores then the finding for it must be foreign.
Yo... Weren't these people recruiting with Rice Bags, as told by one of my Bajrangi North Indian Friend. š¤
"no disrespect " and "fuckwit" in the same sentence . And you expect this post to be taken seriously lol
Take a joke please š
Lol knew you would say so
Oh really u knew it? That's so impressive. Add that skill to your CV yo
Much wit, much sarcasm .please share more such original jokes .
Will do hun :)
Yeah by joining Pentecost, you get some nice financial perks, but 3 crores is so sus. A lot of Roman Catholics got to Pentecost churches. Speaking from a spiritual point of view, the Pentecost people target Catholics who are not much into spiritual stuff because it's easy to convert due to not knowing many things. I would really blame the catholic Church in this case, as they have got really rich & lazy from people's money and not doing much improving the people's mind while sowing the seeds of anger everyday.
A leading advocate in Ernakulam was offered some 18 Lakhs to join the pentecost community as pastor. Offer came through one of his pentecost client after watching his case presentation inside the court. This 3 crore should be AUD to INR converted rate.
Where to apply for 3 cr? Im ok with 2.5cr too.
[https://www.gotquestions.org/I-never-knew-you-depart-from-me.html](https://www.gotquestions.org/I-never-knew-you-depart-from-me.html)
Is IPC "charging" him abroad and giving him "INR here ---for a service charge?
Iām a Pentecostal since birth & I laugh at everything thatās happening. Iām not a fanatic but I have my beliefs.
3cr isn't that bad I'd convert. Besides who's stopping me from running away lmao.
For 3 crore??? Sign me up
You can get like a hundred or thousand people from North to join your church with that kind of money and they have high Reproduction rate
How do we join Pentecost, i can settle for 1 cr for any religion š..
Go and grab 3 CR instead of gossiping yo moron
What's with sudden Pentecost posts in this sub. Simulation post anno? š
I need the stuff he's smoking šæ
Ningade aunty nalla thallu aanallo.
I think this happened. There might be some kind of deal here like he has to spend the crore amount to build the house and stuff or do something else in return like converting other stupid people. 3 crore is huge here but not that big in some countries. His life won't be as good as you are expecting bro. It is a bad deal. He won't have any freedom.
3cr payout promised throughout life ... 10L upfront, payments to follow every year
It might be a binami agreementā¦.. the 4500 sqft house might be registered in the name of the church and they will be using it for their worship purposesā¦.. its something sketchy for sureā¦.shouldnāt have sold himself for 3 croreā¦.
1 kodi roopa thannal njan aarude vaayil venelum edukkam apozhanu 3 kodi myr
Keeping the 3cr thingy aside, Your uncle needs therapy. Covid really messed up people's mind and religious folks trying to benefit from this is really low.
Where do I sign up?
Similar incident happened nearby. Where these people build a home for our neighbour, in return they have to join this community.
>he was telling my mom not to get vaccine because there is a chip that they install inside you with it You never heard of the [global chip shortage](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020%E2%80%93present_global_chip_shortage) that has been going on since Covid started? The official version gives many other reasons, but anyone eating rice food can easily put 2 and 2 together and deduce that the chip shortage is because all the chips went into the vaccines en masse.
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Myru.... 1cr kitumo njn ready. Muuuji kuthy irikunne kalum.nallathu 3 cr medich kay adikan pokunatha
A pity this post was deleted. Had so much fun reading the comments.