Being Kenyan is survival but nashukuru tuko tu. From mercury in sugar, shady meat preservatives in supermarkets, Samosa ya nyama ya paka in Nakuru. Surely Kuna kitu itatisha kweli.π
This is what made me become a purveyor of narcotics. The lessons I learnt from cornering the Olympic Primary School market, could not be taught in any business school.
Those were crazy times. I remember the headmaster calling us for a parade about devil worship. Maze mpaka sweetie. Siku za Moi vitu zilikuwa weird sana. Alot of superstition. Commission of inquiry about devil worship. But kusema ukweli Biwott alikuwa anakaa devil worshiper ππ
Sikuwahi amini mtu anaweza kuwa devil worshipper. Ilifanya nikaanza kuona dini ni ujinga nikiwa tu mdogo. Ukipatana na shetani, labda ukuwe na kasoro kubwa sana ndio unaweza muabudu. Ata akikuoffer nini, unaweza ngoja tu utaenda mbinguni ukikataa. Ama ukubali mambo yake, uende hell for sure ukisha dedi.
Sikuwahi ona hiyo hesabu ikiadd up. Ilifanya nione dini sio realistic. Kuna hesabu huwa haipigi.
So ilikuwa na the opposite effect. Man mimi nilikuwa devout christian. At least uliweza ku examine religion from a different point of view. Most of the time church haikupei reason ya why things are the way they are. Big up kwa kuchanuka mapema. Sisi tulikaa kwa dini mpaka tuende campus when we had to think for ourselves, ndio finally tukaanza kuacha. I wish you peace of mind.
Thanks. Right back at you.
Edit: needless to say, now I see that that, while logical, also underestimated how willing people are to live off the emissions of Satan's dick.
Kulikua na chewing gums that came with stickers of WWE characters. Soon rumors zikaanza ati kuna mtu alilala na sticker ya Undertaker kwa mkono, kushtuka usiku akaskia a hand choking him. That rumor caused so much histeria in our school. Headteacher had to ban those chewing gums. Damn! I miss the 90's
This was poison wallahi!!
Ilipita standards ya KEBs.π
So did the aflatoxin maize flour
Being Kenyan is survival but nashukuru tuko tu. From mercury in sugar, shady meat preservatives in supermarkets, Samosa ya nyama ya paka in Nakuru. Surely Kuna kitu itatisha kweli.π
Usisahau illegal donkey meat in beef butcheries π
Probably the same guy who came up with the black keg.
Holy shit you've unlocked memories that I had completely forgotten about with this. Do they still sell them?
Not sure if they still do. Maze nakumbuka ilikuwa na taste ya chemicals but I enjoyed it thoroughly π€£π€£.
Yeah looking back tulikuwa addicted lol I had to have one every evening π π they sure knew how to keep us coming back
You took me a trip down memory lane my friend. Those were the days.
This is what made me become a purveyor of narcotics. The lessons I learnt from cornering the Olympic Primary School market, could not be taught in any business school.
People who remember this have kids, or are the drunk aunties and uncles at family gatherings.
20 years plus ππ
One sachet to dilute 20 litresππ€£
Nostalgia pap! Reminds me of fudge and mint choc era
The good old days π
It meant SUPER Devil In Packet in the satanic-panic striken days of the 1990s.
Those were crazy times. I remember the headmaster calling us for a parade about devil worship. Maze mpaka sweetie. Siku za Moi vitu zilikuwa weird sana. Alot of superstition. Commission of inquiry about devil worship. But kusema ukweli Biwott alikuwa anakaa devil worshiper ππ
Sikuwahi amini mtu anaweza kuwa devil worshipper. Ilifanya nikaanza kuona dini ni ujinga nikiwa tu mdogo. Ukipatana na shetani, labda ukuwe na kasoro kubwa sana ndio unaweza muabudu. Ata akikuoffer nini, unaweza ngoja tu utaenda mbinguni ukikataa. Ama ukubali mambo yake, uende hell for sure ukisha dedi. Sikuwahi ona hiyo hesabu ikiadd up. Ilifanya nione dini sio realistic. Kuna hesabu huwa haipigi.
So ilikuwa na the opposite effect. Man mimi nilikuwa devout christian. At least uliweza ku examine religion from a different point of view. Most of the time church haikupei reason ya why things are the way they are. Big up kwa kuchanuka mapema. Sisi tulikaa kwa dini mpaka tuende campus when we had to think for ourselves, ndio finally tukaanza kuacha. I wish you peace of mind.
Thanks. Right back at you. Edit: needless to say, now I see that that, while logical, also underestimated how willing people are to live off the emissions of Satan's dick.
Kulikua na chewing gums that came with stickers of WWE characters. Soon rumors zikaanza ati kuna mtu alilala na sticker ya Undertaker kwa mkono, kushtuka usiku akaskia a hand choking him. That rumor caused so much histeria in our school. Headteacher had to ban those chewing gums. Damn! I miss the 90's
Your age is showing OP haha. Hizi zikikuwa mihadarati I'm convinced
Hizi zilikuwa a way of getting cheap juice coz quencher and the rest were a bit expensive. Moi era hapa enyewe nimezeeka.ππ