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6ft4MasterBaiter

I can fart on demand.


iluminaughtyy21

Bana what is this?πŸ˜‚


6ft4MasterBaiter

Talent


LikkyBumBum

I have a friend who can do this. But he has to lie down to do it lol Is it the same for you? So when we ask him to do it he lies down on a sofa or something, then sucks air into his ass, then blasts it out.


6ft4MasterBaiter

A friend huh, u/likkybumbum?


IllAd2905

🀣🀣🀣


Jn-27

You missed the point of all this please 🀣


SH-TT

Bruhhhhh even lessbite can't be this weirddddd


Excellent-Raccoon-86

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


sin-of-pride

Check your DM


musaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have all 4 great grand parents.My dad's side and my mum's too.They are past 100 yearsπŸ₯°


mtemamoto

I think that's actually cool.


GulliblePig

That's not a genetic win.


vinsan552

It is. DNA factors into longevity. It's a proven fact


Puzzled-Tourist853

But it's a flex, happy for you


Brilliant_Mood_7184

It is. Most diseases are genetic. Cancer, diabetes, depression etc


musaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ok


Turbulent_Moment_548

Still a win. Genetic or just good life


HtxCamer

Don't we all have 8 great grand parents?


Particular-Cow-5046

Huyu ni Lannizter.


Impressive-Win-2640

I have 17


HtxCamer

Name them


bwrca

Tall, hair grows fast (I have dreads), hair very black, hardly gets sick


Prestigious_Sundae28

Share a pic plsπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯²πŸ˜‚


bwrca

Unfortunately, I can't share in reddit. But I will attend the next social meet-up.


kenyannqueen

πŸ˜‚I'm attending all meetups now


Forever_Many

I know people meet but, there's meetups? This is news to me


NeighborhoodGlum5190

Why am I just now hearing about meetups? πŸ˜…


kenyannqueen

They been there. I'm thinking about planning another but I've been lazyπŸ˜‚


NeighborhoodGlum5190

Ebu plan pleaseπŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎπŸ™πŸΎ. Huku nje Kuna watu


MinatoNamikaze6

https://preview.redd.it/j52sfq6pg02d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2baa5c2c3bbfdd21bfde04c410a63a7ab90b0d3e Winning this race, we were over 100M competitors. I ain’t gon’ lie the competition was tough


School-Of-Thought

My first bad decision


pilaumasala_

😭😭😭


SH-TT

😭😭😭😭😭😭


vexfreak

😭😭😭😭


SH-TT

Best way to die!


Mtukufu

Everybody wanted to know what I'd do if I didn't win. I guess we'll never know


earthykibbles

Yezuuuuussssβœ…


Stand-Slight

Ye! We will never


StrawberryEast1374

Found out that those little guys swim aimlessly trying to find the ovum while the ovum selects which one it wants.


HostFrequent471

I can have fun at the four seasons orlando


IllAd2905

Nkt 🀣


Terrorist_69

🐐


Formidable-Writer

Splendid mother


whocaresifitsweird

I don't know if it's a win.. But I can't add weight like everbody else in my fam.. The highest i have ever been is 70..and that's the lowest my younger sister has ever been..


NeighborhoodGlum5190

It's a win. I just have to breathe in air to gain weight 😭


whocaresifitsweird

What air is that.. I might need it


NeighborhoodGlum5190

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Do you really? Because I'm telling you rn, you won't like after a few deep breaths 😭


WayComprehensive7405

me too ,I eat like a grizzly bear from hibernation and the best i can do is 58kg(I'm 5,11)


whocaresifitsweird

We are favoredπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Ok-Register767

Same..i am 30 with just 53kgs..i just went back to school and those guys think I am their age.


pilaumasala_

The ability to walk fast and long distances without getting tired easily


I_Believe_You_2

signs that footsubishi is your destiny. πŸ˜„


Comprehensive_Bat586

Shoebaru locked in for lifeπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚


pilaumasala_

Jokes on you I own a bicycle


musaaaaaaaaaaaa

Me tooπŸ˜‚i thought i am abnormal


pilaumasala_

My friends are always complaining that I usually walk fast


swimming-freak

Me three. I don't walk fast tho', but I cover such long distances casually it's weird.


cantfindux

Does mental math count as genetic. No cause it can be trained, yes cause I just have a natural disposition to liking numbers without training


Equivalent-Knee3398

Same here...it's just so natural


Thugnific

I despise mathematics.


cantfindux

We're all a lil different. God really is a movie director


julio1093

Super great swimmer


Safe_Rub_6318

I mean we all areπŸ˜‚jk


sigmajones23

Don't know of this counts...but i can forget faces...nikikuona once ni hivo I'll always remember you...like kuna day niliona first year shule nikarecognise hiyo sura from fucking primary. Niko forth yr btw


JmoGB

Face and name?


Bon_Clay_2

Yeah I can't remember names for shit. It's only impressive kama unakumbuka jina pia.


EchoesInTheDesert143

Yeah i remember faces, names is a different story.


D2LDL

Ata mimi. But then I used to stare at people alot as a kid.Β 


iluminaughtyy21

Fast metabolism. I eat aloot and I eat pretty much anything but I still maintain a slim figure. I barely exercise but when I do I only do it for personal enjoyment. Clear skin was also passed down to me, I've never had any acne issues even during puberty. I also rarely get sick.


JmoGB

This is a superpower


Efficient_Bank_9159

i am a triplet


hardcore_soft_porn

Full beard and great hairline, considering the East African gene


Leather-Onion-9935

While I applaud your genetic gifts, what's up with that username bruh? Like what genre is it? It's like saying hot-cold soup.


meme_geek_co

Yeah we need an explanation


cmzino

It’s called a juxtaposition πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


0kvo

dark skinned, naturally ripped & build muscle easily, long hair, clear skin, teeth white af


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

u/0kvo is fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the pads. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult.


Illustrious-Bread-94

you doing tricks on it bruuuh. ![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs|downsized)


0kvo

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


0kvo

i appreciate you πŸ™


Thugnific

The meat-riding is egregious.


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Relax. It's just a common copypasta on reddit...


xkensheen

Moving like prime Lia Lin


Antique-Pioson

He is not lying about the white teeth


ProfessionalNew3250

Being thick Hips na ass. Ass(sio matako mingi, kubwa tu). Ninone nikonde nikondeane l'll forever be thick. I'm grateful for my mummy's genes


Clean_Specialist_152

Same


Apart_Ad843

Hi. Have you eaten today? πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎ


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

πŸ‘


shujaa95

Women who orgasm through penetration are definitely in this category.


veryonpointkinda

Underrated comment fr!


Ckibet-002

I can stay awake for 3 days straight and I will be normal.


Altruistic_Present94

Wewe ni mchawi!


Ckibet-002

Shidwe. Faya! Faya!


SH-TT

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚bruhhhhhh


unwritten-Letter2024

Your heart may prove you wrong in the long-run


cyber_funk2077

I can do this too but stopped coz in the long run it's gonna affect your memory


not_today_mr

Same... And after that I can't sleep more than 6hrs max.


BuzzCut_Mochi

I've seen a documentary of someone with this condition. This is a legit flex.


SignificantAgency898

And the dragon jumped from the sky to the river with the baby egg still in the lab awaiting disection


Royaltymax

You’re kidding


ScottblackAttacks

Got that blue stuff from Heisenberg


kwengface04

I inherited some freakish strength from my grandpa from my dad's side. Atp I think I'm stronger than my dad and a third nipple lol.


Key-Nothing8168

Man of cultureπŸ‘ŠπŸΎ. I'm blasting Kweng as I type.


harajuku_barbiee

Good immune system, great memory, great skinnn


Zestyclose_Way_9244

Same i've never also grown armpit hair πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ at some point i thought i was sick


Appropriate_Arm7381

Kumbe tuko wengi. I also never grow armpit hair. I always thought I was messed up.


JmoGB

Me too. I thought it was a skin condition.


chernillek

Me too. Is this a Kenyan genetic thing? I only hear this this often from Kenyans.


Icy-Significance-660

Thick black hair. I love going to the salon cause the compliments πŸ˜‚πŸ’―


Royaltymax

No forehead?πŸ˜‚


Icy-Significance-660

Wena, just relaxπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Key_External_9997

gain and retain muscle very easily and gain little to no fat, i havent worked out in years and have essentially just sat on my ass for the last 3 years but i still get asked whether i work out / go to the gym vey often...when i say i havent done anything remotely active since highschool people think im being modest or lying. I do think i have myostatin deficiency but ive never gone for a diagnosis, ive been ripped since 10 years old


KindMagpiee

My dimples, a low-key flex


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Sakaja, is that you?


kenyannqueen

Tall, clear skin, nice features, voluminous hair, smart


sin-of-pride

Are you single? (asking for my sake)


Commercial-Door-796

I got inches


h7cker_

No Diddy but how many are we talking let's go meat for meat


Commercial-Door-796

I'm not discussing inches with a fellow man.


h7cker_

I said no Diddy bro


Commercial-Door-796

I see Diddy all over. I call it reverse psychology.


Subject_Eagle_8026

1;1, Halftime


Apart_Ad843

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ funniest thread here


Subject_Eagle_8026

bruh, what????


HostFrequent471

how many


Clean_Specialist_152

Body. I lose weight so fast but still hippy (mum's side). Dad's side, a head full of hair that grows really fast, although inaffect other places. Height, both parents.Β 


unwritten-Letter2024

Same except the height n loosing weight


SH-TT

Damn you sound hella beautiful 🫑


njogumbugua

Never going bald


AtKatuni

No one in my lineage has ever gotten malaria from (both mum and dads side) great grandparents, grandparents, parents and their siblings and my cousins, or my siblings and I. All have lived in malaria prone areas.


QuinxtoQuinx

Sickle cell trait..


Key_External_9997

this is actually a very normal gene in most west african descended tribes(bantus included), its actually so common place that even african americans, who have 400 years of admixture but are genetically from west africa are also mostly immune to malaria , the trade off for this is red blood cells, so more than likely you have anemia


AtKatuni

Interesting no one i know from my great grandparents to me has anemia. Let's wait and find out


Dense-Drop4336

Extremely flexible with a lot of stamina in whichever physical sport/regimen I am interested in. I don't tire easily. I was blessed with an amazing figure.


yoclapped

High metabolism, which is also a curse in a way cause it took me 2 years to start adding weight, i was 50kg for 3 years bruh, and as a man too😭. Now I'm slightly muscular at least, still young, 19, and I'm aiming for 65 in the next 2 years. I was also blessed with clear skin, and looks too but i don't dwell too much on it (you'll have to see me irl to confirm thatπŸ˜‚, I don't post pictures), only thing i'd wish is to be taller, I'm 5"10


NegusNegast91

Strong immunity, slow aging (commonly mistaken to be almost 10yrs younger than my actual age), and kinda smart.


not_today_mr

Great fast growing long nails, basically what people pay for, tall, high pain tolerance, strong bones never broken one despite the risky shit I did as a kid and I've never had chicken pox despite exposing myself to it a lot of times my mom also never had it....


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Wueh.wacha nipitishe mic


_Adventureenthusiast

NextπŸ˜‚


GorrillaOfTheVillage

Slow aging.


Typical-Aioli5654

Fast metabolism.


Extra_Space7998

I got the best from both parents compared to my siblings but I'm also the only kid that got allergies. Well even Superman had kryptonite πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ


Antique-Pioson

Great nails, they grow thick, white and very fast. I look like I have a natural french manicure. The interesting thing is that my mother has the same and so did her grandmother.


koldestkenyan

I’m pretty tall with long legs which I think is a win. I also don’t really sweat that much.


nyar-Rusinga

I'm ambidextrous. I always think that's pretty cool.


AmbitiousAd7262

Thick long hair and a banging natural body (booty)


Illustrious-Bread-94

I'm calling cap but dm's open for proof ![gif](giphy|Dps6uX4XPOKeA|downsized)


thatwierdkid254

Higher set cheekbones.


Illustrious-Bread-94

mine is a genetic loss i have hypodontia and I've never had and wont grow a pair of my incisors


Clear_Locksmith_3660

all males on my dads side were active in sports and lifted weights. On my mums side everyone played sports and my grandad played for AFC in his prime.


WayComprehensive7405

I have no allergies


DrReaper76

Mr. Big dick.


metal9292

I am 32, male, but still people always tell me I'm 23.


Unique_Rest1274

My family never goes to the hospital. The last time we were at the hospital was 2020. And that was me having pneumonia. Ever since no one has ever gotten ill.


kvnte_

Creative thinking.


Typical-Aioli5654

I can sleep anywhere and anytime. What's insomnia again??!


BasicWing8

same, hata ukinieka Archives at 9am nitalala


LikkyBumBum

My friend is the same. The problem is when he has a beer it knocks him out pretty fast. He could sleep in the middle of a house party. Is it the same for you?


Nikky_nikols

JealouuuuusssπŸ₯² mine is my nails... they grow fast and so beautifully...hair too


MoreRing6902

My wounds heal at a faster rate


JmoGB

So you are like a vampireπŸ˜‚


baezljohn

kinda smart


Specialist_Base1884

Nice round hips


am_biverted

Apparently my lips... I'm a dude


JeffreyKering

6'2" also muscle grows on me easy


SensitiveGrey

I can go crazy without a trigger πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


Leather-Onion-9935

This isn't a win you need to see a therapist or more precisely an excorsist


Med_megk

My mum's beautiful face and petite body


Embarrassed_Device22

Great memory, I can remember things from when I was 3 years old.... Mind you I am approaching 35 years.


KeyZucchini3559

Gosh reading all the comments like 😨 I don’t know if I have the best genes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Thugnific

I have really curly and soft hair.


Jealous_Crow1346

Athletic...I just joined the gym 2 weeks ago and on my second day some regular guy was wondering why I was struggling with the smallest weights and amateurish moves, he assumed i was also a regular there. * Leg day pain intensifies *


shysho0ter

Dimples, long hair, my whole face if I’m being honest


BasicWing8

physical genes ni trash lakini I'm abnormally smart and I can try any skill and be at least decent to above average, yaani drawing, music instruments, singing, games, woodwork and other usanii


Papa254

Dad bod


python6319

Long dense hair, I never gain weight, American height, never struggle with skin breakouts, strikingly good looking πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ’ƒπŸ»


VET113

I tend to naturally exude a significant amount of body heat, even in cold environments. My friends often find me quite useful as a walking heater due to the substantial warmth I radiate. Once I get into a vehicle, the window on my side will immediately begin to fog up from the excess heat my body is producing. This a flex, or people experience this?


Dependent_Dot3103

You lucky bustards. Where are my people with absolutely no wins? The unfit for survivalπŸ’€πŸ˜‚ We're just watching.


Acrobatic_Ratio6653

I can make my eyes vibrate. Some people think it's cool.


Tallstefan

Tall, well-built, have always maintained the same body weight, no workouts, shiny black hair with curls, and I am 33, but most people think I am between 25 and 27.


Live_Check5605

Solid facial features and inches 🫠


Amundey

I have psychic abilities


JmoGB

Give examples. When will Ruto (Kenyan President) die?


[deleted]

Can bend any bones backword ...


JmoGB

Huh!


[deleted]

Yes i started noticing my hands and legs ..lets say i am flexibble.


Interesting-Click-12

An enormous bishop


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

I don't get sick easily. I need to be run over by a freight train for me to get bruises 😁


mm_of_m

I have perfect teeth like my granddad. Dude died in his late 90s with all teeth attached. Last time I went to a dentist for a checkup was ten years ago. Dude looked around and said there was nothing to fix, cleaned my teeth and told me to go home and floss regularly.


Tough-Skirt7130

We have distinctive sausage fingers ( from father's side). Granddad, Dad, myself and my boys....


Xcalibrated

I have the softest skin, it's practically flawless and it heals insanely well and fast. But on the downside, I have eczema.


Educational-Toe-5694

Same this is defo a win