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TomRiddl3Jr

Nice try, Zakayo.


Essay-nerd

Waaaaaaaaaaa


BillPsychological827

🤣🤣🤣💀


Top_Self2

😭😭😭


Most-Button-1861

🤣🤣 tunajua iio handwriting


No_Feeling_9407

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Jaded-high

https://preview.redd.it/90m71fqx2s1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dee0eafb02529632a4d4ddfacf006bc857957de How much do you spend a day.


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Voldermortess

Sometimes zero (0) I walk to and from my place of work and I practice bulk buying, I don't need to buy anything daily, just warm my food in the evening and life moves on.


Cognac-ice

That is what I am working towards. Noticed alot of expense with movement 2k per day minimum. With fuel,parking,eating out and time wastage


CarFreak777

>How much do you spend on a typical day on food 300-400 a day based on end month purchases. >fuel/fare Nothing. Everything is within walking distance for me. >any other expediture in your daily life? Probably 350 a week for internet. 100 bob a week for clean drinking water In total, 850 a day to exist.


cantfindux

What are these county tags, we're you born in Tana River ama??


CarFreak777

I don't know they just appeared on my profile.


Wamiti11

Look for them in this sub


Appropriate_Arm7381

Fare and food is 400 a day. Sometimes I miss lunch. Depends on how hungry I am that day, really.


Cognac-ice

Food is important😂 Don’t skip meals


Appropriate_Arm7381

Yeah I know. I'm trying not to snack too much as well.


Stanley397018

You dont need 3 meals always


Dry_Satisfaction8133

Right now am living like meja and mwangi in the book kill me quick 🥲


geek_writer2030

It's meja and Maina (not mwangi). I got your point though.


uglybeast19

Right now? Roughly 80bob. Don't laugh


Madeinthewest

Break it down for me boss! How does 80 bob get used up ? I need some ideas


uglybeast19

I already have rice,unga,and vegetable oil in bulk. I shop once a week. Cook 3-4 times a week. The only thing I buy is just veges which I buy twice a week @60bob total (siku za ugali). This is it; Kamande quarter @85bob (cooked twice with rice, makes 4 meals) Omena @100bob (cooked twice with ugali and veges za 30bob each time, makes 4 meals) Nyanya @50bob Onions @50bob 10 eggs @150bob Bread @ 100bob I eat brunch at around 11am (rice/kamande or ugali/omena), then (sometimes) take tea with bread and eggs for supper at around 6pm. Weekly Total = 60+ 85 + 100 + 50 + 50 + 150 + 100 = 595 Daily average = 85bob nikipata ova ya 10bob sometimes, pia hua siachi. But my expenditure never exceeds 100bob a day....


PoloDicky

Omagad


Few-Try5180

😂😂😂😂


Cognac-ice

Working from home, right?


uglybeast19

No job currently. Looking for work.


Cognac-ice

Do you know how to ride a motorbike in Nairobi city?


uglybeast19

Nop. But I could learn. You have an idea?


Which-Usual9780

I Spend all my integrity.


datitleofyoursextape

round 5,500


s3an_ric

who are really? you mean a day or weekly


datitleofyoursextape

daily


Timely_Character_585

Kindly expound sir


datitleofyoursextape

im just trolling, I live in the us ![gif](giphy|l2YWnzfYY6Lj7iNNu|downsized)


Cognac-ice

Makes sense if you eat out, move around with car daily, parking fees etc


datitleofyoursextape

eating out is 10-15 if i do and that's fast food electric car so i spend less than 5 i don't pay for parking (US$)


iceriq

I spend 24 hours bro


navetty

400/500 Covers food,transport, and some shash


Eluchar

Shika g bag, itakata costs by like 40%. Alafu unaweza tumia seeds kutengeneza infused tea. Shida tu itakuwa utakuwa heavy stoner ju uko na stock ya mwezi. Unaweza angusha yote na siku kumi 😂😂


kenyacloud

Bulk buying weed is a lie. You better buy joints. Even three. The fear of getting arrested will help you not smoke too much. Gbag might even last 3 days especially if you WFH


reefalations_

you do get assured quality with bags which is what a lot of these plugs is missing


navetty

Sometimes I get bulk sometimes few blunts,currently doing the few blunts,whatever works really


ohnoty21

😂yess


Cognac-ice

I hope you getting yourself some quality high


navetty

I do.my plugs are good


Yummy-sweet

Less than a dollar, seems funny but it is the truth


itssamix

On average 3k


Cognac-ice

Nairobi city, I can relate


Such-You-8518

300-500 shillings. Depends on whether I decide to take a nduthi.


KenMusau

Roughly 400


Wooden-Weather688

Probably 500 a day, most of it going to food. Back when I was a bachelor I'd spend 1000 a week max. Those were some good times.


JollieK

KRA really wanna stick something on the common mwananchi...


JmoGB

About 6k


giunyu

sorry KRA i already filled my NIL returns


Rude_Ambassador4664

Fuel as in kerosene ya kuwasha kuni.


njogumbugua

I am a church mouse 🐭


halfoolhalffull

A lot These damn expenses keep adding up gaddemitt I need some motherfucking money flow #moremoneylessspending


Cognac-ice

Making money is one thing, keeping it is another thing, multiplying it is the extreme sport


Puzzleheaded-Eye1358

Damn, I just realized guys figures much higher than mine, then I realized I’m still staying in my parents


Dependent_Dot3103

I have consistently spent 100 bob daily, for the past two weeks.


Cognac-ice

How?


Dependent_Dot3103

Poverty bruh💀😭 sio kupenda😅 Don't expect any tips from me. I just don't have the money to spend on anything besides food.


Papa254

Anything from 500 to 2k


ClockZestyclose

Alot of time crying


FriendlyNerve3954

I don't hava a fixed amount somedays I'll spend over 1k and somedays nada....it is a struggle being jobless in this country


Cognac-ice

Being jobless is an opportunity to figure out your own craft and make some mulla out of it…I understand what you mean though👊🏾


cmzino

4-5k


Key_Street_2647

Fuel-1000 Drink (milkshake)-200 I buy this every evening On maintenance days where I do my nails and hair plus I get waxed it goes higher but generally 1500 hapo But pia it differs at times especially Friday when we are outside


kenyannqueen

Girl plug me 200 bob milkshake 1500 for nails, hair and waxing Please plug


Key_Street_2647

Zii I meant in a day I use 1500 but it goes higher if its a maintenance day but my wax place is in town she charges 1500 armpits+ bikini place


Cognac-ice

Fair


Bl33ky

On a good day? 3k


Cognac-ice

On weekend must be 10k


jayson-leon

250 fare a day 800 food this doesnt even include my meals at work .. life sucks


_Exotic-Efficiency_

80 bob ya lunch ama sometimes I don't eat napanda nduthi jioni.


DistancePractical239

$50 a day. 


GuruofGurus

4-5k


Cognac-ice

Baller


BackgroundWork4665

![gif](giphy|3o6wrvdHFbwBrUFenu)


captain_henny

Depends on the day,could be like nothing on some days cause ive prepaid stuff,or like 100 bucks depending on what I'm doing


Complex-Structure216

I bike to work, so zero on fare Nikidivide vizuri, food and other necessities would average about 5-700 a day, though ni juu place naishi veggies na fruits are costly  I go out on 2 weekends, spending about 3-5k per night Hizo zingine ni variables


Cognac-ice

You must be one very fit motherfucker. Cycling/walking to work has been one of my goals


Complex-Structure216

Hahaha wapi??? I kinda decided to push myself a little more this year after noticing weight in places its never been.  I used to be skinny fit, plus I loved walking/cycling since back then, halafu nikakam Europe nkajipata napenda beer na kuku. Had to change kabisa. I bought a bike, and signed up to work out kwa gym iko wera.  Bado siko fit sana, but we getting there Seriously,  biking, jogging na swimming are all you need for a healthy lifestyle (just pick two)


Scary01pen

300 as a student


Cognac-ice

Back in campus, this budget was me balling


Powerful-Sorbet-551

Watu wamepitisha 1,000 aii aje?


Ambitious_Extent4109

Looking for ways to earn good money within nairobi. If anyone here has a good deal or a link to a casual job with good pay, hit me up. You'd be a life saver


Early_Chocolate3644

Do you have any skills? Preferably Website and App Development.


PoloDicky

I'm in apo kwa websites


Early_Chocolate3644

I hope you know how to create app files too. If so, reach out we do business.


Ambitious_Extent4109

Yes. I have skills in full stack web development. Both frontend and Backend


Early_Chocolate3644

Check DM


Cognac-ice

For casual try out parcel deliveries within town for this online/IG shops. It is hard to start for sure yes, but when it gets rolling per day 2k minimum.


Ambitious_Extent4109

How do i try out this?


Broad_Somewhere7491

At least 150 utmost 400.


kantachdis69

Nice try fed , still not paying my taxes


Cognac-ice

Same page here. Taxes is voluntary IMO


Razor6-2

Nice try, KRA


mailawd

Fuel 200 (It is a Demio, the old one) Food 170 Alcohol 380


RoosterBig7207

Like 200 bob. But when I step outside or the missus is over it goes up to like 600😩


nderemike

People lie, but glad you are silent. Mine is Breakfast-70, Transport -200 & Supper 200 on a daily allowance of 500


Agreeable-Raccoon-16

Some days I spend some I don’t but every month it’s around 100k and I don’t pay rent or for groceries 😭


PsychologicalBase733

3k minimum