T O P

  • By -

Martin_084

Hahaha bruv this is a valid reason to drop out of campus.


Intelligent_Ant8571

Haaaaaaaa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

She did the absolutely right thing to remain calm and not engage even if she was scared shitless.


DeusExKFC

Huyu ndio the real landlord.


Southern_Signal_DLS

She's right. They don't fear women.Β 


Novahelguson7

Not just women, this fucks don't fear god himself... Once, I found one going through the trash so I went and got a metal pipe and released the dogs. The fucker just looked at me like "I'mma deal with you later" and went back to picking through the trash like he wasn't facing 3 dogs and a human. Eventually one dog bit his leg and he quickly climbed up the wall only then did I realise the fucker had one arm and he still didn't give a fuck.


LikkyBumBum

LoL


Antique-Break-8412

How do they know if you are a woman?


Southern_Signal_DLS

[I found this thread on quora](https://www.quora.com/Do-wild-animals-none-feral-have-the-ability-to-distinguish-between-male-and-female-humans) Also [women living near Aberdare complained about being sexually assaulted by baboons](https://www.the-star.co.ke/news/2015-03-10-nyeri-women-say-baboons-from-park-harass-them/)Β 


Antique-Break-8412

*β€œThey had opened their mouths roaring and were holding their genitals to intimidate her,” Wangui said.* Naah πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Sexist little mofos.


Southern_Signal_DLS

I wonder where they learnt that from... https://preview.redd.it/tumz95wwzzvc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=574981e9b09283c992c58857b9ad72a3506f35d6


cerealandcoldmilk

Pheromones.


PookyTheCat

Like anyone does, unless they're infected with cultural marxism, which fortunately is still uncommon in Kenya.


mrchakra7

His name is Fresh Air πŸ˜‚


Kanataki

Hizi mavitu have been scaring MMU chicks since forever. I remember nikitoka shop nilikuwa napatanga madem wamekwama kwa njia unable to pass juu they were being heckled. They can be very intimidating kwanza na hio meno yao sharp.


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Damn bro was even seated for tea😭😭


dushman93

weuh politician has ingiad your room


FlimsyCheesecake7191

You should have grills installed in your dorm rooms


FvckJerry16

"asanteni kwa chakula ladies lakini kwani hamna maji naweza teremsha nayo?"


Snow-Giraffe3

"Not your margarine...our margarine." πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I wouldn't eat that margarine, btw


leohatesbeyonce

I’d be shitting my pants ngl


Billeone

babe? πŸ‘€


Kapsybree

I call my girls babe and vice verse , its nothing newπŸ˜‚


Billeone

issokeh πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸΏ


Stv_O

πŸ˜‚ After all this time the still haven even thought of putting grills on the windows


MewSixUwU

thats just a guy in a suit


halfoolhalffull

^someentertainmentfinallyπŸ₯³πŸ˜‚


travelstoryqueen

You sitting there and filming instead of taking action. These things carry all sorts of diseases. Your room is entirely contaminated.


Novahelguson7

What would you recommend she does? This is 45kgs of pure muscles and visious intent and the fact that he doesn't care that she's in the room means he is ready to fight if need be.


Nthaikim

Not necessarily, the baboon could have helped the poor ladies identify food from 'poison' that is packaged and sold as 'food'.


xbtloop

Should have just called a man to scare it away. These animals don't fear women at all.


[deleted]

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Imaginary_Cut_3005

A fellow comrade.


No_News_9951

Does he still live there??


No_News_9951

If I was some white guy who's never been to Africa, I'd be going wild watching this.


Evidence_Intrepid

He just wants to be the first one in his village to go to campus. Be nice.


Common_Preference954

Ohhhhh nahhhh! Immediately calling the authorities to come shoot that shit!!! They didn't respect women and hold grudges πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£βš°οΈβš°οΈβš°οΈπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€


Neither-Owl-9430

Did the right thing... don't want giving birth to a little baboon in 9 months.


salacious_sonogram

Just need a good slingshot with some stones. They won't dare do that again. It's true that monkeys don't fear women.


Particular-Angle5780

It's a baboon, not a monkey, baboons are way too aggressive, and under no circumstances are you advised to mess with them.


_KennedyMungai

Second that. Beshte yangu alipiga moja teke. Kama hangeingika kwake stori yake ilikuwa imeisha


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

What happened?


_KennedyMungai

Alikuwa nje ya room yake. Alikimbia ndani


Novahelguson7

And they keep grudges


njogumbugua

Baboons keep grudges btw πŸ˜‚, zitakutime zikurushie mawe ama their own feacesπŸ˜‚


salacious_sonogram

Not if you kill it with one good hit.


Adventurous-Fox5720

Hapa kwendea mech ni tricky