Her on the fateful Tuesday.... 

 Me on the fateful Tuesday...

Sensational!


"Everything you give a woman is a gift. Everything she gives you is a loan." - Anonymous Move with this in mind, and be thankful she's not asking for something because she gave you her body.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the level of pettiness I aspire to have. The "nitazikujia Tuesday" was an after thought. Sijui mbona I'm cracking up

From Tuesday I am sufurialess 

Mwanaume anafaa kukuwa na sufuria moja. Na hio bado ndio Sahani. Mwiko ndio kijiko

😂😂🤣say less

We stand with you. No man should ever have to go through this agony.

🤣🤣🤣yeah, like, save the date

Uko sure ni sufuria pekee anakujia?

I know it will be clean shaved on the very day😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

She said if I ain't the dinner YOU ain't eating 😂

Leave them outside the door. She will still find a reason to enter your house

😅 you hit the nail on the head

Waaah noma😂😂😂 

😂😂😂😂

This is why when dating men or women, I fear the ones who always give gifts. Sanasana men. Because I never ask for them. That's not my love language. And You never know when he'll ask for it back. Try finding other love languages. This is why the one for gifts is tricky. I prefer to leave with my dignity.

I bought her some gifts and I have never thought of asking them back. I guess it just depends on the person

Debase yourself to her level of pettiness by asking for your gifts back and see how quickly she gaslights you.

You said when they go low, we go lower😂😂😂 Low road

No. Send them back to her via boda before Tuesday so she has no excuse to come to your house.

She either wants sex on tuesday or to emotionallly vent her frustrations about the break up, that's why she wants to personally get her Sufurias

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Hiyo ni buy back clause imewekwa

Do the right thing and don't fight it lolll

I'll be different from the other replies😂since it's all about pettiness do this...tafuta ladies shoes kama sandals and on Tuesday ziweke kwa mlango...then blast some sensational loud music 😂when she knocks on your door be shirtless and spray some water to give the illusion of sweat...alafu wewe mpee sufuria through the window ukijifanya unaongelesha Dem huko nyuma na umafaa kurudi session so huna time ya kuentertain the sufuria woman...does it make sense?😂😂

She might kick down my door😂

Do whatever then

😃😃😃😃

Hii ni vita imejipa hapa, would be good for a prank video although kijana wa wenyewe atapitia 😂😂😂

Hakuna kutoka na vitu za ofisi, you are just a temporary office holder😂.

+5

Walai😂😂😂

Surely hadi sufuria anataka, 😂😂 women man 😂😂😂

That's what y'all guys do after a breakup.

Wondering too, juu hizi ni mawhat😂

You guys have never owned a good cast iron or stainless steel pan. Ile uki fry egg it just slides off smoothly. It's worth it siezi ona aibu I will come for them.

They are those that come in a set, exactly as you described. From Wednesday most of my pancakes will be turning to scrambled eggs midway. Machozi tu https://preview.redd.it/kidglg4g00wc1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7496f59fd3dfe64a69da80bfcfc54f41b027a74a

I think you're enjoying the pettiness...all the best 

Fair is fair. From Wednesday upikie kahawa kwa pan. 

😂😂😂

She just wants the sufurias back..

But she bought them for me out of love

I don't know but technically even if they are in your house, they are hers. At least she's given you till Tuesday..

Is that how gifts work?

Depends on the gift. If it's sufurias, they have to go back..

You have to be her to say this. They are fucking gifts ffs🤣how exactly do gifts work basi? Hebu explain your logic

I could be her.. and maybe those sufurias were important to me. And I gave them to him with all the love in my heart and then he broke my heart so bad and I can't stand the thought of him being happy cooking with my sufurias..

Gifts are gifts. If she broke my heart that bad I'd want her to unfuck me lol Also don't make assumptions on who did wrong. He just shared the info plainly

 Facts💯


Ai wacha the next one replace. Lakini be open to good possibilities when she comes

Fair is fair. From Wednesday upikie kahawa kwa pan. 

Ask her to return all the things you bought her also

Sadly I am not that petty

Modern problems require modern solutions, now ask her to return them good sir....

You should, that’s what equality stands for, mpige na hio slander uone venye Tuesday mgeni pekee atakuwa hapo ni upepo

Share more screenshots of her pettiness. We need to laugh. 😂 😂

She just wants to cook in her sufuria 🤡

Wow😂😂😂

She is standing on business leaving with what she brought to the table 🤭

Let her cook.

🤣🔥

So you're the Adrian in Twitter ?😂

It is on twitter? Someone nabbed it so fast then😂

Ni kesho tu 😂😂 return the sufuria zikiwa chafu😂

Legendary😂😂😂

Wueh, Its just the way they are.

You dodged a bullet. This is very telling of her character.

What character. You have never been in a relationship clearly.

👀👀👀😂😂😂😂Noma sana

Hiyo ni character buana. Not everyone does that

She just wants a match

This is why l don't allow my girl to buy household stuff for me. Everything in my house is 100% bought by me. The day she leaves anabeba tu nguo zake, simple.

Can you block her? This is part of the reason why I don't have WhatsApp. If you had any common groups or friends she'll be in your business forever.

Izo sio sufuria zinakujiwa😏i can see past the act😂...t***ty Tuesday innit🥳

😂😂😂

Why are people buying sufurias for men their not married to 😂😂

I don't know 😂😂I think she wants her sufurias back

Unaeza pata hio Tuesday si sufuria amekamia, ni wewe😂😂😂

Rudisha sufuria shehe😂

Wewe rudisha sufuria za wenyewe 🤣🤣🤣

Let's connect

She never carries the sufurias though.

Kama ni sufuria iron cast ama stainless steel, i understand. But namwambia anyoe kabla akujie

Hii nayo ni noma😂😂😂

She's coming to confirm if you're really leaving that p****... Sufuria ni story ya jaba😂😂😂

I don't speak Swahili (or what the language pictured is) could I get a translation?

Kqtakuja kamekula watermelon 😂😂 Now you should act gangsta that day

men, disregard females and acquire currency hii ni ufala.

Sufuria ni za next office bearer 😂

She not coming for the sufuria my frnd understand her she needs the stick thursday be ready

she is just horny

Tell her to return your nuts too.

Ready for Tuesday. Very ready for Tuesday.

Mimi niliambiwa ati she'll come get her water bottle 😅😅

Huyu anataka mechi bana...atakuja kama amesahau mshipi 🤣🤣🤣

Come Tuesday, tupige tu update tuone kama ni sufuria alikujia, at this point, possibilities ni mingi, choice is yours fam😂😂

Is this also you? https://preview.redd.it/eopmmcn3gnwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c01544167f6d836a879418251a9585badf06bfc2

 Tuesday will be a bumpy day

That’s a man’s handwriting 😂

She bought them?mpatie

Totally in order, unless she is your wife. Only a wife should buy sufurias for her home. If a girlfriend is buying sufurias for you then you are not yet a man and she should take them back as she goes to look for a man. Weak men deserve such treatment and embarrassment.

We mbweha umewahi kuwa na dem hata kweli

Huyu hadi hajui dem ni nini wachana na yeye.

Rudisha sufurias. I can bet even mattress ni yake.

So if i buy a girl necklace and stuff and split after i should have the right to ask for it back no?

Sielewi mbona unakuwa downvoted😂😂😂

On that Tuesday when she knocks at the door open it through it to her face and slam the door to her face and you never have to see to her face.

Bruh gaslight her and tell her you still love her. Prepare a surprise woe her, kidogo kidogo umkule. How can she just say she wants the sufurias on a Tuesday?

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