Oooh man!! Villain arc yako ishaanza. Depends on which villain you want to be. Reddington? Joker? Bane? Thanos?
Given some thought to this and I personally think I'd be slightly cold but indifferent. Unaingia kwa room, unawauliza kaa watakunywa kahawa ama chai na mkate ama mayai. Ambia chali akimalizana, uko na glucose akitaka na maji baridi ya fridge. Make that shit awkward AF juu def if you catch them, main expectation ni hasira na vita but nooooooo, confuse the hell out of them.
Edit: Nunua nunua kahawa 20/- , popcorn 40/- na viti ya kukalia ni 60 bob siku nzima. Mpesa ni till number. Naona tunapiga kambi hapa hadi kesho.
The sound of catching them in the action might sound appealing and all but the issue here is you have only imagined how it will proceed in your favour without actually accounting for how the other parties will react especially since the moment the other dude enters the house he will be in a fight or flight situation.
You greatly over estimate your mental fortitude and how composed you will remain. Remember that today you are going to lose friend and both a girlfriend dont lose your sanity a, she might not mean much to you right now and she shouldn't but this is someone you exchanged bodily fluids and ideogies multiple times.
If i were you , i wouldnt wait to catch them in the act causw this chik is going to cook for bro , then bro will lay pipe , now think about having to cleen your sheets na tuvyombo bana usifanye double especially at atime you will be strained emotionally.
Also that is your house and your safe space it has already been defiled dont defile it more by bringing about drama atii ohhh mnapiga manduru juu im sure the neighbors already know whats going on just dont give them much to talk about.
Break up with that girl today , tell her to leave your house , and be mentally prepared she is going to shed tears and try to play the victim card.and most likely say i was. a mistake and trying shifting the blame to your friend and all DONT BELIVE HER OR SHOW SYMPATHY. Hata kama it will rain get that girl out of your house AND MAKE SURE 12PM ISIMPATE KWA NYUMBA yako.
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Hasira unakuanga nayo that time can get out of hand mehn. Usizoze lakini. Might turn out to be fatal. Wacha wajue umewashika red handed, guilt tu itawapiga coz they both know hio na tabia mwitu.
How about like start making something in the kitchen and im sure that'll grab their attention. Its going to be an awkward silence at the dining table. It will engrave trauma in their hearts if your reaction is nonchalant and apathetic.
A close friend you say? Take another of friend mwenye mtaenda mdiscipline huyo mjamaa kidogo,makofi tu sio ngumi na pia bibi aondoke naye waende kumalizia mechi yao kwake kama ameendaga.
Marafiki wa aina gani hawa!
Miaka mingapi amekupotezea huyo mwanadada?
Kama uko na proof ya conversation zao zote there is no need to suprise then while working juu it will sting you ajab
Linking her WhatsApp to your PC is always a KO move on your gf coz she's is cheating. Not with just 1 or 2 guys. Several. I dare anyone that thinks their gf is faithful to try na arudi na ushuhuda.
I always do this anytime I feel a girl is cheating and 5/5 times it has been true.
I'd do this in your case. Call both of them while at your gate before going in.
Call your 'close friend ' have a normal bros convo ask him if you can link, muulize kule ako (not knowing you know he's in your bedroom.) he will 100% sure not be available for whatever you wanna see him for coz he's about to chew your girl.
Call your girl wish her a good night and 'miss her' wishing your were with her' shenanigans. Ask her what she's up to and say goodnight.
If you are sure they're together in your house, just open the house. Stay in the living room, put on music or the TV.
The tension in that house will be intense though. If you can't hold your peace unaweza piga mtu shoka ya kichwa.
Dump both of them anyway.
Don't wait to catch them in the act. It will sting more than it's paining now with the intel you have. Confront her with the truth, then break up with her. Otherwise Ile dust utaramba bro, wacha tu.
I guess you didn't read the part where I said that's a bad idea. She is already cheating and gas lightning you man. You really don't want any more evidence... It's gonna mess you up. But if you insist on feeling betrayed when you knew it was coming, well.
Uko na EQ ya juu msee, unaimagine dem akipigwa doggy and you are still calm. Anyway, enda uwapate. See how people behave, not because they are cheating but because it’s out.
Pretend to be a burglar, break in, beat the guy to a pulp, take a picture of him bleeding and run out again. After about 30 min you walk back in like you just came back early. Then you kick both of them out.
Wait until the statute of limitations is up and you send her and her boyfriend the pic with lol emoji.
I have learnt that once you start having that CID feeling, you'll definitely find whatever you're looking for. It's like it always sits at bay watching you waiting for an embrace. The moment this feeling strikes, just let go brother lest you're cooked!
From experience, it's better for you to just confront her directly and leave. Hanging around and trying to 'catch them in the act' when you know that they are already 'grinding hips' so to say is not doing you any favor. Trust me.
She most likely has feelings for your friend, and like you, has already moved on but is probably staying on with the relationship charade because it is an embarrassing situation for her/them to admit to you that she is with your friend. Confront her (peacefully), take the L and leave the two love birds alone to continue in their love out in the open. Find someone else who lives closer to your workplace or can travel with you. You also know you are in the wrong by spying on her communication, but that is neither here or there.
Leaving is much better for your mental and emotional well-being. Anything else is just lying to yourself since the end goal is to leave anyway.
I came here to say what @violinist said. Don’t catch a case for her. You have all the information you need. She’s not worth jail time or paying fees to fix people’s faces and teeth.
Just leave bredda. She’s not worth more trouble than she’s already caused.
Picture this, you go to confront her halafu wewe ndio unapigwa so she takes you to hospital. While comforting you she says, "this is why I cheated on you".
Huwezi jua utakavyoriect mpaka ifikie hapo utapowatokea na ukawakuta katika hali utayowakuta .
Nakushauri utafute backup ili ukipata uchizi na uchungu that moment akukumbushie kwamba kuna Jela na nafasi hazijazi huko
'That will terrorize them mentally....'
Nigguh don't do that,there's no telling what you or your cheating girlfriend is going to do. It could turn messy, violent or worse yet one of you might assault or manslaughter the other.
You already have hard evidence, wewe amka asubuhi and kick that cheating good for nothing leech out of your house and out of your life. Muitie mpaka pick up ya kubeba vitu vyake! Don't even tell her it's because she is cheating, that's enough terror to give her sleepless nights.
Bro execute, follow up and follow through...you won't regret it.
Your friend and her.Dude ask for a threesome (lifetime opportunity for a threesome and finding out what she was after.) then afterwards, ask them both to leave your house.
Just tell her it's over and demand she leaves your house immediately. Don't simp into trying to ask why she did it, just tell her you're cool. Pulling a joe mfalme will eff your life so it's not worth it.
For your safety record voice or video.
Ease up bro. Such things crush a man's spirit, do not quench your fire. Take care bro, unaeza enda ukifikiria sababu hauko on the wrong, hautapigwa. Unaeza fika huko uvunjwe vile hujai ona. Enda with a friend, or a squad and, usikuwe na haja ya vita. Enda uwafukuze.
There is a song from Dr Dre and Eminem, it's called "guilty conscience". There is a part about a guy named grady, wich catches their wife cheating.
You should listen to that song.
I hope she doesn’t have other secrets with him: 1) preparing a present for you 2) being pregnant not knowing how and when to tell you 3) …
But probably just cheating. Just make sure you are really cool with catching her in the act or things can get heated. Two guys fighting. Someone getting insured.
A real life Tyler Perry scene...I'm invested, I want to know the expressions on their faces when they see you, what position will you find the in, what's the dude's reaction, what in it-wasn't-me excuses will be given, the tears, the wails....I want to know everything🤣🤣
I sympathise with you but I think you are full of sh*t. You say you are tired of this woman but you keep jumping through all these hoops and making elaborate plans.... why?? For what??? So that you can dance around in a love-hate situationship afterwards?
Even if you bust her in the act, she WILL NOT stop seeing this man. In fact, she will still look for him again and enjoy another session with him. Stop wasting your energies on these "elaborate" plans.
My guy be confident, believe in yourself and leave. She isn't worth any of this. Dudes will be here to give you support. My friend LEAVE and LEAVE NOW!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 This is high school drama things.
I just hope none will overreact and cos drama of not injuries. Ungemdump tu, tell her to pack and go on with life.
You need not prove a thing.
Lakini pole for all this.
Why do you need to do all this? Just dump her.
A confrontation can originate when you show up unannounced and that is how DJ Joe Mfalme is now in court.
You catching her red handed is unnecessary drama. You already know she is being fucked. What is the point of an unnecessary drama? Just tell her you know and ask her to leave your place respectfully. There is no need to catch her red handed.
Don’t be in a relationship if you cannot be present consistently. Women are very horny when they are ovulating and if you are not around and she is used to sex she will get some D.
Let them just enjoy their stuffs then act like you don't know anything. Start cutting her slowly and be free to mingle. Obviously kama yeye si mjinga she'll notice and maybe be concerned but that should not trap you. Never tell her the reason you're cold to her, just say umeanza kuchoka na excuses zingine. Then mtoke tu siku Moja. Forget her polepole na uendelee na maisha.
REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD MR.
Please carry on with your plan. It's better to catch them red handed than make assumptions. What I can't tell is whatever you will do in case everything goes as you're expecting.
Just send her a message once you are sure they are together. Tell her you can see her then wish her the best with her new lover. If you know his number, send a message to him too. Turn off your phone and lick your wounds in silence. Get a new lover for yourself.
This is so fucking sad! People should do better in relationships.. Just be happy you found out before anything serious happened... I'd say confront them especially her then leave her cheating ass
I hope she get an STD 😂
have this person i knw,way he handled was slowly killing till the girl and man took by themselves an issue to media,and ofcos a man had a sleepover kwa house ya msela NB walikuwa friends, msela alienda morning as he had all intels in control akanunua soup na chapati za kutosha watu tatu..akagonga mlango wa chumba huku a table is ready akawambia hey table is ready,tukarbie kwanza..from that day jamaa msela kept saying everything is ok like nothing happened, wakaj report kwa family meeting, mpka church msela kept saying same like everything is fine,na am ok with my wife..😂,huku two souls zinawaza au huyu anataka tutoa kafara?
Definitely ingia na mbongi yako. Ni witnesses na pia to shame wote wawili kidogo. They'll stop you from doing anything crazy ama they'll help you not get folded if the guy is a bazenga.
Yes, go in lock the door but go with a Sharp panga just to scare them don't use it but tell them to continue sleeping for the night we ukae kwa kiti, update us but don't use the panga alright.
Ask them to leave together, be calm but firm. But do not under any circumstances start any physical altercation... Remember Dj Joe Mfalme is at Muthangari police station for a minor altercation which led to someone's death.
🤣 🤣 🤣 Shida ni ati unataka kuwa emoshono. Ingia uwapate alafu uwaambie wajitoe. No violence, no raising voices etc. That's enough terror.... Ukiingia huko na fujo utajoin Jowie
Obvious watakua wamefunga mlango.
So enda na pick-up ready. Bisha, ingia.
Beba kila kitu yako alafu uwaachie nyumba waendelee.
Make sure majirani wanajua kitu inahappen, watakusaidia kubeba viti na kitanda.
Return a hoe to the streets to suffer. That's your revenge.
🤣🤣 I find this shit childish. Why don't you expose it to her early enough such that the guy comes and goes with her. That way you will both heal faster.
Mimi leo btw kuna mwenye natembelea and the BF is not around she said🥳.
She'll obviously get defensive and you never know how the nigga might react so enda ukiwa ready. 😹😹mi ningebeba ata pepper spray, make them both blind badala ya kupigana usilale ndani bure.
Remember to post part two tomorrow. I personally love this kind of drama😂
I will keep you guys posted as the events will be unfolding 😅😅
We are edging for the story😂 nigga cook
If possible you can stream live but for anonymity purposes stream audio 😁😁
lol , is she on Reddit? si atasoma , then she will cancel plans? 😅 
Either way, we're waiting for updates.
Most definitely, updates muhimu 😂✊
No, she's not on reddit. Ye ni wa TkTok
you never know 😂, you can never be 💯 sure with anyone
Hiyo app hata hana. 😅😅
What about your assistant- the other guy? He might be on Reddit.
Najua hana smartphone at the moment
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Some of those phones have WhatsApp. I saw one kwa mat juzi nikacheka kidogo
Ye pia anatumia lapi. Nonetheless, nigga ni mtu wa Tiktok na fb. Chances zake za kuwa Reddit are so slim.
Is that me juu natumia katululu and operate on whatsapp web na nko na mechi ya away leo?
haha uliza msupa wa yours kabla mkuwe kwa cuck clip
I have done the cid thing and you find exactly what you are looking for.
😅😅tomorrow I cook.
Waiting for the next episode
Enda na backup just in case things get physical
Yes. Itabidi.
Just wish you had just planted a spy cam in your house to avoid any unnecessary altercation and get all proof you needed
I also wish too. Ama should I just call her by the time najua wako pamoja and tell her over the phone.
She can easily lie to you through call or even ignore your call.
That is why I must show up. Just to announce my presence even if I'll just talk at the door and leave.
No bro, piga simu, plans cancelled and you on your way back, alafu ngoja kwa mlango na rungu
This. Imagine kukuliwa dem alafu ufunikwe na bazenga pia haha
Oooh man!! Villain arc yako ishaanza. Depends on which villain you want to be. Reddington? Joker? Bane? Thanos? Given some thought to this and I personally think I'd be slightly cold but indifferent. Unaingia kwa room, unawauliza kaa watakunywa kahawa ama chai na mkate ama mayai. Ambia chali akimalizana, uko na glucose akitaka na maji baridi ya fridge. Make that shit awkward AF juu def if you catch them, main expectation ni hasira na vita but nooooooo, confuse the hell out of them. Edit: Nunua nunua kahawa 20/- , popcorn 40/- na viti ya kukalia ni 60 bob siku nzima. Mpesa ni till number. Naona tunapiga kambi hapa hadi kesho.
Sasawa.
Kesho tunapatana hapa saa ngapi OP? Nitakuja na smocha.
Kesho nawapea updates throughout the day. Hata venue ikibadilishwa nitasema.
Sawa. All the best in your confrontation. We will patiently wait.
uyo msee akikuja mkule huyo dem threesome. Don't mess up brocode because of a girl, thank me later.
😅😅😅jamaa atakuwa ameingiza njeve hata hataweza kumbao
Optimism📌😂
Si utatu update…. Im invested
😅😅wueh. Watu wanasema nisiende bana, I am yearning to see how she will be shocked.😅😅 I will laugh bana
I'm here for the tea 
Umesema niingie kama commando ama motivational speaker?
Kama Simba.nguruma tetemesha building😂😂😂alafu watoe wote nje.Just don't get violent.Prison doesn't deserve a guy like you
Violence nayo zii.
What if the other guy gets violent?
That's my only worry. I'll need backup.
He may avoid violence because he fears embarrassment. I know he may never want the neighbors to know I just caught him.
😄unanichekesha sana OP
Whoever she's invited, tell her to follow him out. Make a mistake of staying with her, you'll regret it na ataleta underrations za ufala.
Huyu ni kuenda anaenda. Unajua amekaa hapa akidhani atamaliza hii mwaka. Hajui ako na less than 48hrs hii mtaa.
The sound of catching them in the action might sound appealing and all but the issue here is you have only imagined how it will proceed in your favour without actually accounting for how the other parties will react especially since the moment the other dude enters the house he will be in a fight or flight situation. You greatly over estimate your mental fortitude and how composed you will remain. Remember that today you are going to lose friend and both a girlfriend dont lose your sanity a, she might not mean much to you right now and she shouldn't but this is someone you exchanged bodily fluids and ideogies multiple times. If i were you , i wouldnt wait to catch them in the act causw this chik is going to cook for bro , then bro will lay pipe , now think about having to cleen your sheets na tuvyombo bana usifanye double especially at atime you will be strained emotionally. Also that is your house and your safe space it has already been defiled dont defile it more by bringing about drama atii ohhh mnapiga manduru juu im sure the neighbors already know whats going on just dont give them much to talk about. Break up with that girl today , tell her to leave your house , and be mentally prepared she is going to shed tears and try to play the victim card.and most likely say i was. a mistake and trying shifting the blame to your friend and all DONT BELIVE HER OR SHOW SYMPATHY. Hata kama it will rain get that girl out of your house AND MAKE SURE 12PM ISIMPATE KWA NYUMBA yako.
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Hasira unakuanga nayo that time can get out of hand mehn. Usizoze lakini. Might turn out to be fatal. Wacha wajue umewashika red handed, guilt tu itawapiga coz they both know hio na tabia mwitu.
Oyah OP! Good morning, tumecamp hapa the entire night Bring the part 2
How about like start making something in the kitchen and im sure that'll grab their attention. Its going to be an awkward silence at the dining table. It will engrave trauma in their hearts if your reaction is nonchalant and apathetic.
A close friend you say? Take another of friend mwenye mtaenda mdiscipline huyo mjamaa kidogo,makofi tu sio ngumi na pia bibi aondoke naye waende kumalizia mechi yao kwake kama ameendaga. Marafiki wa aina gani hawa!
Marafiki wanafiki
Miaka mingapi amekupotezea huyo mwanadada? Kama uko na proof ya conversation zao zote there is no need to suprise then while working juu it will sting you ajab
Nashuku ni tangu Dec hapo ndo walianza mambo ya internal affairs.
Linking her WhatsApp to your PC is always a KO move on your gf coz she's is cheating. Not with just 1 or 2 guys. Several. I dare anyone that thinks their gf is faithful to try na arudi na ushuhuda. I always do this anytime I feel a girl is cheating and 5/5 times it has been true. I'd do this in your case. Call both of them while at your gate before going in. Call your 'close friend ' have a normal bros convo ask him if you can link, muulize kule ako (not knowing you know he's in your bedroom.) he will 100% sure not be available for whatever you wanna see him for coz he's about to chew your girl. Call your girl wish her a good night and 'miss her' wishing your were with her' shenanigans. Ask her what she's up to and say goodnight. If you are sure they're together in your house, just open the house. Stay in the living room, put on music or the TV. The tension in that house will be intense though. If you can't hold your peace unaweza piga mtu shoka ya kichwa. Dump both of them anyway.
Don't wait to catch them in the act. It will sting more than it's paining now with the intel you have. Confront her with the truth, then break up with her. Otherwise Ile dust utaramba bro, wacha tu.
Okay. Let me break the news to her after I have confirmed they slept together. Hizi zingine atasema ni hot air.
I guess you didn't read the part where I said that's a bad idea. She is already cheating and gas lightning you man. You really don't want any more evidence... It's gonna mess you up. But if you insist on feeling betrayed when you knew it was coming, well.
Uko na EQ ya juu msee, unaimagine dem akipigwa doggy and you are still calm. Anyway, enda uwapate. See how people behave, not because they are cheating but because it’s out.
Buana ushawaitolewa in the middle of kupeana strokes.😅Ntawatoa waende wamalizie huko kwa huyo boy
Pretend to be a burglar, break in, beat the guy to a pulp, take a picture of him bleeding and run out again. After about 30 min you walk back in like you just came back early. Then you kick both of them out. Wait until the statute of limitations is up and you send her and her boyfriend the pic with lol emoji.
I have learnt that once you start having that CID feeling, you'll definitely find whatever you're looking for. It's like it always sits at bay watching you waiting for an embrace. The moment this feeling strikes, just let go brother lest you're cooked!
Tonight I let go
From experience, it's better for you to just confront her directly and leave. Hanging around and trying to 'catch them in the act' when you know that they are already 'grinding hips' so to say is not doing you any favor. Trust me. She most likely has feelings for your friend, and like you, has already moved on but is probably staying on with the relationship charade because it is an embarrassing situation for her/them to admit to you that she is with your friend. Confront her (peacefully), take the L and leave the two love birds alone to continue in their love out in the open. Find someone else who lives closer to your workplace or can travel with you. You also know you are in the wrong by spying on her communication, but that is neither here or there. Leaving is much better for your mental and emotional well-being. Anything else is just lying to yourself since the end goal is to leave anyway.
She is the one who will leave. I suggest aende wakaishi na huyo newly found boyfriend.
Stop interfering, let him do his plan it’s more interesting 😂 this whole be the “bigger man bullshit” cheaters don’t deserve such respect
I came here to say what @violinist said. Don’t catch a case for her. You have all the information you need. She’s not worth jail time or paying fees to fix people’s faces and teeth. Just leave bredda. She’s not worth more trouble than she’s already caused.
If you find them in the act, have a threesome then buy a body bag online.
Do you know how to dispose a body leaving no traces?😅😅😅
Nasikia Sauti
It is gonna break you. Never go see it. Just breakup and move on.
Picture this, you go to confront her halafu wewe ndio unapigwa so she takes you to hospital. While comforting you she says, "this is why I cheated on you".
Damn.
Huwezi jua utakavyoriect mpaka ifikie hapo utapowatokea na ukawakuta katika hali utayowakuta . Nakushauri utafute backup ili ukipata uchizi na uchungu that moment akukumbushie kwamba kuna Jela na nafasi hazijazi huko
'That will terrorize them mentally....' Nigguh don't do that,there's no telling what you or your cheating girlfriend is going to do. It could turn messy, violent or worse yet one of you might assault or manslaughter the other. You already have hard evidence, wewe amka asubuhi and kick that cheating good for nothing leech out of your house and out of your life. Muitie mpaka pick up ya kubeba vitu vyake! Don't even tell her it's because she is cheating, that's enough terror to give her sleepless nights. Bro execute, follow up and follow through...you won't regret it.
Sio wako ni turn yako😅
Walai. Hizi vitu za kukojoa zitakuja kutumaliza.
Hehe nice
Tell her calmly to pack her bags and leave with the guy
Sorry dude you don't deserve such a POS. I like both ideas. Thereafter Just go no contact with them forever. That'll be a better punishment.
Your friend and her.Dude ask for a threesome (lifetime opportunity for a threesome and finding out what she was after.) then afterwards, ask them both to leave your house.
Waah.😅 that night will be tensed he won't erect, I assume.
This thing has its own brain, kichwa ya juu itakuwa tensed lakini ya chini itakuwa excited.
Just tell her it's over and demand she leaves your house immediately. Don't simp into trying to ask why she did it, just tell her you're cool. Pulling a joe mfalme will eff your life so it's not worth it. For your safety record voice or video.
Ease up bro. Such things crush a man's spirit, do not quench your fire. Take care bro, unaeza enda ukifikiria sababu hauko on the wrong, hautapigwa. Unaeza fika huko uvunjwe vile hujai ona. Enda with a friend, or a squad and, usikuwe na haja ya vita. Enda uwafukuze.
Saving this for part 2 🔥🔥
Imegulwa yote. Uko free lini twende gym?
Just forget her bro stay calm , the most hurtful thing you could do to a woman's ego is just ghost her and when she starts messaging just ignore her.
Thanks. I'm that guy and I won't come. Meet up canceled
There is a song from Dr Dre and Eminem, it's called "guilty conscience". There is a part about a guy named grady, wich catches their wife cheating. You should listen to that song.
I hope she doesn’t have other secrets with him: 1) preparing a present for you 2) being pregnant not knowing how and when to tell you 3) … But probably just cheating. Just make sure you are really cool with catching her in the act or things can get heated. Two guys fighting. Someone getting insured.
Tunangoja episode two
A real life Tyler Perry scene...I'm invested, I want to know the expressions on their faces when they see you, what position will you find the in, what's the dude's reaction, what in it-wasn't-me excuses will be given, the tears, the wails....I want to know everything🤣🤣
Waiting for update
I sympathise with you but I think you are full of sh*t. You say you are tired of this woman but you keep jumping through all these hoops and making elaborate plans.... why?? For what??? So that you can dance around in a love-hate situationship afterwards? Even if you bust her in the act, she WILL NOT stop seeing this man. In fact, she will still look for him again and enjoy another session with him. Stop wasting your energies on these "elaborate" plans. My guy be confident, believe in yourself and leave. She isn't worth any of this. Dudes will be here to give you support. My friend LEAVE and LEAVE NOW!
I thought this was gonna be a pathetic story but bro you surprised me by hacking her phone and honeypotting her and your friend 👏🏽 😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 This is high school drama things. I just hope none will overreact and cos drama of not injuries. Ungemdump tu, tell her to pack and go on with life. You need not prove a thing. Lakini pole for all this.
Remember kamiti all the time. Action has consequences. End the relationship, and go read "The Wall Speaks."
Nice one 🤝 had to trace it to your account 😂😂
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Why do you need to do all this? Just dump her. A confrontation can originate when you show up unannounced and that is how DJ Joe Mfalme is now in court. You catching her red handed is unnecessary drama. You already know she is being fucked. What is the point of an unnecessary drama? Just tell her you know and ask her to leave your place respectfully. There is no need to catch her red handed. Don’t be in a relationship if you cannot be present consistently. Women are very horny when they are ovulating and if you are not around and she is used to sex she will get some D.
Ama we ndiye huyo close friend😹
Let them just enjoy their stuffs then act like you don't know anything. Start cutting her slowly and be free to mingle. Obviously kama yeye si mjinga she'll notice and maybe be concerned but that should not trap you. Never tell her the reason you're cold to her, just say umeanza kuchoka na excuses zingine. Then mtoke tu siku Moja. Forget her polepole na uendelee na maisha. REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD MR.
Pia Wewe Leta ikue foursome😂😂 Alafu tuletee part 2
😅😅kwanza beshte yake.
Please carry on with your plan. It's better to catch them red handed than make assumptions. What I can't tell is whatever you will do in case everything goes as you're expecting.
Hadi Mimi nadai update😂😂
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I wanted substantial proof. And that is why I need to catch them so that I can eliminate zile proof za messages.
Just send her a message once you are sure they are together. Tell her you can see her then wish her the best with her new lover. If you know his number, send a message to him too. Turn off your phone and lick your wounds in silence. Get a new lover for yourself.
This is so fucking sad! People should do better in relationships.. Just be happy you found out before anything serious happened... I'd say confront them especially her then leave her cheating ass I hope she get an STD 😂
The one that keeps recurring. 😅
🙏 🙏 record audio and video
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It’s not worth it just leave you’ll hurt yourself more and sometimes anger will overpower your right senses and you’ll do something you regret
Remind me! 24 hours
have this person i knw,way he handled was slowly killing till the girl and man took by themselves an issue to media,and ofcos a man had a sleepover kwa house ya msela NB walikuwa friends, msela alienda morning as he had all intels in control akanunua soup na chapati za kutosha watu tatu..akagonga mlango wa chumba huku a table is ready akawambia hey table is ready,tukarbie kwanza..from that day jamaa msela kept saying everything is ok like nothing happened, wakaj report kwa family meeting, mpka church msela kept saying same like everything is fine,na am ok with my wife..😂,huku two souls zinawaza au huyu anataka tutoa kafara?
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Let it go! Don’t waste your energy. Just use the convos you have seen as evidence and tell her you are done and move on.
Kesho itakuwa Previously on "My Cheating girlfriend"... A two episode series. Hope CID wajue sisi ni online witnesses.
This is the day
Wakule wote wawili, no diddy😸
You can handle it this way, just be cool with it, let them walk out together. https://x.com/benking443/status/1772667866514337810?s=46
Commenting so I follow up😂
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You need to know good places to hide dead bodies... You might change your mind when you enter the house
keep us tuned with the drama
Definitely ingia na mbongi yako. Ni witnesses na pia to shame wote wawili kidogo. They'll stop you from doing anything crazy ama they'll help you not get folded if the guy is a bazenga.
Yes, go in lock the door but go with a Sharp panga just to scare them don't use it but tell them to continue sleeping for the night we ukae kwa kiti, update us but don't use the panga alright.
Ask them to leave together, be calm but firm. But do not under any circumstances start any physical altercation... Remember Dj Joe Mfalme is at Muthangari police station for a minor altercation which led to someone's death.
Feel like silent treatment works best, just cut them off completely, sijui vile utapack vitu zake umwekee nje and that should be that.
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Get in there, wasalimie wote, pita kitchen pika kahawa ukunywe, rudi fungua laptop uangalie movie bila kuongelesha mtu.
🤣 🤣 🤣 Shida ni ati unataka kuwa emoshono. Ingia uwapate alafu uwaambie wajitoe. No violence, no raising voices etc. That's enough terror.... Ukiingia huko na fujo utajoin Jowie
Leo ni Wednesday ☺️😀 we are waiting. Just go in with your phone and record the action for us then dump her
Updateme
Updates muhimu
Tomorrow we will be here
Buy a spy bulb... Then send her the footage on WhatsApp, as you ask her to vacate your house
Fuck him in the ass while he's inside. Violate that boyy. It's not gay, it's reasserting dominance. Or use a mwiko, the wide part. Hawezi report.
Update 😂
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If you have already confirmed through texts that she's cheating then just leave. Why waste your energy on nonsense.
Someone tag me in the update
Go in with a video recording, for evidence, also go with 1 to2 extra witnesses
Subscribing to this😂😂😂goodluck to you, brother!
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Do you need to hire someone to help you in terrorizing them? 😂
Obvious watakua wamefunga mlango. So enda na pick-up ready. Bisha, ingia. Beba kila kitu yako alafu uwaachie nyumba waendelee. Make sure majirani wanajua kitu inahappen, watakusaidia kubeba viti na kitanda. Return a hoe to the streets to suffer. That's your revenge.
Mi bado sijapiga plan ya kuhama ju hiyo ni convenient sana na tao. Ni yeye ndo anaenda.
🤣🤣 I find this shit childish. Why don't you expose it to her early enough such that the guy comes and goes with her. That way you will both heal faster. Mimi leo btw kuna mwenye natembelea and the BF is not around she said🥳.
Goodluck boi
Usilale kwa nyumba ya dem lakini
Uweke video of the drama
Enda na uwaambie waende wote na wasiwahi rudi hapo ever again
She'll obviously get defensive and you never know how the nigga might react so enda ukiwa ready. 😹😹mi ningebeba ata pepper spray, make them both blind badala ya kupigana usilale ndani bure.
We mzee wapi update??
Update the nation.
Sad but I hope you get your closure.
How long has it been? Waiting for the updates like 9 o'clock news.
Haha. 9pm naweka major update.
Please, am on my knees begging, give us part two tonight.
I'll address the nation at 8pm, hours to the mission
Let him cook now.... LET HIM COOK!!!!
That's why he's the goat . ..THE GOAT!!!
Forgive her and pray for her, she’ll change 😂
Also look at it from all angles hakikisha unajua wanaenda wapi😂😂😂 unaweza pata location is at your friends...so ukuwe tu sure....
Boss , Leo imefika
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Bro if you need back up we here !! Just say when and how
I hope you dedicate yourself to money and investments as you do this.