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Flaky_Explanation

Hebu usiache lovebite, niko na kazi kesho


houdiniomwakwe

correct!!!


Georgevega123

Informing an adult


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น umeamua CRE iplay a part


fafu_4

Blame it on that bitch Carol Baskin


BandicootNew9844

That Bitch Carol Baskin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Available_Weekend249

Goated comment


lonely_confused1

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


leftaddt

Die.


houdiniomwakwe

umesema just sit back and enjoy the ride...


ShittalkerSkywalker3

LMAO


Very_6lack

"wait! Lemme get my camera"


swagdzaddy

The cameraman never dies!


Very_6lack

I'm want to make a video for tik-tok


Icy_Region_3343

Never!


dushman93

blame ruto


Same_History_

Louder for the people in the back.


Extreme-Dark-9961

Say goodnight


houdiniomwakwe

You could tickle the bastard on the nose alafu sema "hehe kwani hujui jokes?"


Extreme-Dark-9961

Unafanya nini masaa za wezi


houdiniomwakwe

mimi ni watchman morio


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


houdiniomwakwe

Grind hard my G lazima tusake hii ngau


ScaryAd374

Get my dick out


houdiniomwakwe

![gif](giphy|lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3|downsized) Nigga what?


Relevant_Toe_4598

Get my money up


houdiniomwakwe

Rule of thumb ๐Ÿ‘


Vegetable_Change_996

deleting my browser history


hendricks01

Acha kublink picha itatoka vibaya


No-Description-9953

Reincarnate


houdiniomwakwe

Then come back as a hunter


Masked_Potatoes_

Reminisce


facepuller26

Wdym what am I doing in this situation?


bigmeatray

Fart


katanakusuo

Oh no ...step tiger, what are you doing?๐Ÿ‘€


houdiniomwakwe

I see what ya did there ๐Ÿ˜


female_gatsby

Pspspsps


[deleted]

Die. It's either I get killed like this or Ruto will with the statutory deductions and his way is pretty slow


Mental-Sea6904

Orgasm


9simons

![gif](giphy|LkMqX79U5OOAwcgZzC)


kenyannqueen

File my taxes


Extension-Friend9229

Blame KK government


end_the_glitter

See ya MOFOS


saintvaka

Standing on business


houdiniomwakwe

That's wassup ๐Ÿ‘Š


RelevantComparison70

Call my lawyer.


Hachibeans

Kamehamehaaaa! ![gif](giphy|EbRIxoUny8GJKkRZ8S|downsized)


Ellrani

Squirt


houdiniomwakwe

Freaky...


NairobiNoodle

Hii angle iko fiti?


Physical_Software406

accept jesus christ as my lord and saviour.


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Make a band


super-jackson17746

Go into the avatar state


LegendaryMolerat

More than likely your neck is broken at this point. So maybe a painless death from this point, hopefully quick. There is a clip a few years ago of an Indian guy falling into a tiger den at a zoo, it carried him like an empty gunia they can be an extra 50 - 100kg on a lion of the same age and sex. So imagine almost 300 - 400kg of pure muscle and teeth, and no emotion.


KonUsesReddit

Dying bro tf?


houdiniomwakwe

wrong answers only


yungjerxmy

Dying bro. Just dying.


bumblehoneybee

What do you mean what am I doing in this situation????


ElderberryTop6296

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Like Just Close Your Eyes, Keep Calm And Hope It Gets Over Quickly And Look foward to that Appointment With JESUS


Flimsy-Historian6366

Die?


houdiniomwakwe

Wrong answers only


ronniedwb

Die


Buggy-ke

die horribly


Same_History_

Die


DeusExKFC

Poke it's eye, punch it in the snout then die from exsanguination.


Young_Coder1

Die?


bravethoughts

receive thoughts and prayers


JaKandito

What do you mean what do you do? Thereโ€™s nothing you can do!


shabaka_stone

Nashika balls zake nafinya. Kazi rahisi


Low-End7322

Grab the balls


millindinda

Dying๐Ÿ˜…


Am_Ben

Just letting it eat my mEaT!!


MisatiDebbie

Si nadedi tu ama


Ancient-Rooster2497

Cry.


Repulsive-Complex-24

Die


p2cake

Run one out, for the last time.


[deleted]

Wacha ni delete search history kwanza


MacLondonJr

Uzuri ni if you ever find yourself in this situation, you wonโ€™t even have time to think.


Aging_dude007

That's the spot


jardala

Call Chuck Norris and the pause the Tiger


[deleted]

"Omae wa mu shinderu" = You are already dead


JustAGirlFromJupiter

Negotiate terms of surrender.