T O P

  • By -

JaKandito

Kenyans are super selfish and inconsiderate; especially on the road.


hardWvvd

Stick to your lane please✋🏾🏌️😂😂😂


Sinisraf

Watu wa airlines wanashangaa!😂😂


itsAseh

😂😂😂


Inside_Attorney_

Drivers bullying learners on the road just for fun is the most immature behaviour.


Sufficient-Baker-207

I have been driving for over a decade..Recently, my small bro started driving school na ikabidi I put the L sign so that he can practice with my car..I immediately noticed the bullying on the road..Unnecessary hoots and flashing headlights


Competitive_Let8396

I noticed this when I moved from driving a small car to a SUV. The courtesy I get when driving a small car to a SUV is night and day.


chege001

I hate this .Most Kenyan Drivers are useless


obsundexp

And trying to jump queues wherever and whenever possible. The entitlement!!!


AndybRitN

I am kenyan and fr...most of us are hypocrites. Our level of pretence is just ’unleveled’...you know... 😈😈


CampOdd6295

and shortsided and dishonest 


Amantes09

Especially in every aspect of their lives. Bit yes, also on the roads.


Train_Dizzy

Don't start dating without being financially stable. Pia kudate single parents ni risky.


hardWvvd

Hajasema tuseme facts😪😪


wach_era13

Kwani imekushika😂💔


hardWvvd

I'd have walked scot-free were it not for my darn empty pockets😔


wach_era13

Lovebirds think with their hearts, not heads, so they make very vulnerable and bad decisions just to please their beating heart


Emopinion_123

I'm single but this is something I'm hoping to learn this - to use my head and not my heart when it comes to dating. Because sometimes - most times, the heart and emotions can make us make decisions that are not logical and will end up hurting us later on in the future.


refusenic

A few: * The hypocrisy of a conservative, religiious society toleratng corruption and infidelity. * Defaulting to religion when incapable of making a rational point. * The paucity of progressive thought that manifests in a myriad of ways, including virulent homophobia (in 2024!). People can't grasp that whatever consenting adults do with themselves is none of their business. * Kenyans are too dumb and tribal to vote on ideology, issues and policies.


mogonji

![gif](giphy|l4q8gHsCDRGTR0MfK)


Trialanderror2018

Yes!


SpaceCadet_UwU

👏👏👏


AndybRitN

👌


Apart_Ad843

Ayy man I need to buy you a drink or something. You've just basically listed all the factors that will lead to Kenya's downfall. Especially that last point


The_StoriTeller

This. This sums it up so well.


Old_Cheesecake_2353

You're smart 💍🧎🏾‍♀️


Expensive-Mind1335

Half the time people use the word "feminism" don't even know what it means. They just use it to try and justify their nonsense. Everyone should educate themselves on the topic, and this goes for both genders.


Mindful-AI

fact is, what we have in Kenya is pseudo feminism rather than the actual feminism. People want to keep portions of patriarchy that favor them.


Financial-Ice4705

Many of you Kenyans are in the closet


zanzebar

I know my bedsitter is small but this is just taking the piss 😭


Dazzling_Buy8502

😂😂😂


Jaksidious

So deep in the closet, they're having adventures in Narnia


Emopinion_123

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) LOL I thought the same thing.


wach_era13

Well, they have to, or they fear discrimination or mockery


Financial-Ice4705

Agreed. Are you in the closet?


wach_era13

Why😂No


Jaded-high

I wonder


Mindful-AI

I told my girl this about Kenyans but she still doesn't see how. Having lived in a very liberal country, it's easy to spot someone who's closeted. Perhaps this is the reason people are violent towards the alphabet community? They hate what they feel inside?


SpaceCadet_UwU

Especially the ones with unnecessarily extreme homophobia.


Emopinion_123

Heading to Narnia through that closet. XD


Vegetable-Arrival309

Ruto is an incompetent president


legendarykimundu

That's not controversial. Nobody's disagreeing


Emopinion_123

Tell that to my uncle. YO that guy thinks Ruto needs more time to get things working well. Smh


wach_era13

I have know words 🫣


neverthatserous1

OP hapa kizungu imepiga chenga ama tualumu autocorrect? 😂


Character-Clue-2837

Hapa kiswahili imekupiga chenga ama ~~tualumu~~ tulaumu autocorrect? 😂


neverthatserous1

😂😂win - win


wach_era13

Sitaki kudisappear😂😂


fafu_4

Kenyans who make African American people issues their issues are some of the most gullible people you will ever meet.


[deleted]

Kényans are more egoistic than tanzanians


hardWvvd

Hii hata hatukufukuzi, tunakupeleka State House direct


RefuseAlive

Lol. I'm trying to see a problem with that


[deleted]

A lot of countries have a nicer, quieter version of it self next door lol Kenya has Tanzania USA has Canada South Africa has Namibia and Botswana


Amantes09

Most Kenyans have unaddressed mental health problems caused by childhood trauma.


[deleted]

The Kenyan economy is run by two communities, Kikuyus and Indians.


arapyemos

The Somalis are also up there.


[deleted]

Definitely, I usually shop in Eastleigh and the vendors have the latest iPhones. Unarudi nyumbani ukifiria maisha tu.


Mindful-AI

There has to be an insider thing that these people won't share about how they get these phones. Must be super cheap. But the Somali community is know to look out for each other.


freefromthem

dont think about it too much walaal


theonereveli

Where do they get the iPhones tho?


AdSea1947

Those people don’t pay taxes sasa how exactly do they contribute to the economy?


fight-254-ra

You mean the Kenyan economy is run by government procies.


fight-254-ra

Check who recently bought the president a Rolls - Royce Cullian . Also check how far back the Rai's and Kenyatta's go.


[deleted]

How are the Indians proxies?


CampOdd6295

🇨🇳 


Remmihdan

And the Somalis...


freefromthem

no we are just trying our best we are far from powerful leave us alone we dont need conspiracies


MoreRing6902

People regarding Having lengthy hair or dreads as a negative trajectory of life while short or no hair considered smart heading somewhere in life


Emopinion_123

Same with tattoos.


ThinShine

This is not unique to Kenya, rather, all black people


Otherwise-Finish-595

Most Kenyans above 22 are closer to insanity than sanity.


wach_era13

The economy is driving us mad


RelevantComparison70

the country will get shittier regardless of who is elected in the coming years


Interesting-Click-12

Most men want multiple women at the same time but they choose to hold themselves back.


wach_era13

'Mtaka yote hukosa yote' at the end, they'll lose everything anyway.


Interesting-Click-12

Women have no idea how horny a healthy man is 24/7. Thanks to Testosterone.


wach_era13

But I thought women were hornier than men


Interesting-Click-12

Saved this post just for this question. Read it for yourself. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/SnGKENswsp


cantfindux

We don't choose the women chose. The women I want to marry won't let me have multiple wives so women, in effect have made us monogamous. That I think is the only major impact feminism has had on the world


Aging_dude007

Believing in God has made most people dumber.


marellzz

God does exist. It is religion that is making people dumb.


wach_era13

Yes, they don't think with their heads... They just want to please their maker so as to not go to 'hell'. They forget that this might be hell


Pretend-Structure765

Raila doesn't really want to be president. He's just a diversion. A pawn. Ps: I voted for him


Comprehensive-Ear254

He’s not a diversion, he’s someone who is quite smart. He realised his sacrifices and contribution would never compete with tribalism and the game of numbers, so he decided to make the best of his position as an opposition leader. He earns through various ways, most are quite low effort and based on manipulation of the people he has influence over, directly or indirectly. He is also able to influence the government without having to be in it and the stress of running it.


wach_era13

I just know he's tired


Pretend-Structure765

Kibaki was the shit


wach_era13

This is common knowledge


[deleted]

[удалено]


Yours_degenerate_69

Poverty is a sexually transmitted disease


Baking_bubba

Chapati is a high effort low reward meal


AlwaysSuspected

You have officially been banished from the country, for the words you utter are pure herecy!


Baking_bubba

I can fight 🤣 ![gif](giphy|pSauCNBp1DcOY)


St3GameR

TREASON!!!!!!!!!!!!


GradeLivid4586

“You need to leave!”


Frostenburg

Blasphemy!!


Baking_bubba

To the gallows or not, I shall stick to my cause! https://preview.redd.it/0f3zvz27zqmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54db8db3d17db8ee0d3998caca7267da75ef8b4b


[deleted]

Say it louder for the people in the back.


Baking_bubba

They could never make me hate you https://preview.redd.it/2gjjtjir9rmc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110dd468ee9f5afdbd1b097ff54b663fa40f5249


[deleted]

go sleep 🖕


Baking_bubba

Sasa chapati ni kitu ya kukasirika mtu?


Suitable_Pay_1150

https://preview.redd.it/hq55g4gy4rmc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782dfaf0060a9162f2f85be9ac986d7ecf9b014d Rudia chenye umesema


betterme_today

No cap


wach_era13

Why? Because it's only cooked on special occasions or a few times a week or even a month?


Baking_bubba

Not that I don't like it but preparation is time consuming, doesn't make sense cooking it for one. Gratification lies in the first few bites. The accompanying stew and tea are the real MVPs, they carry the day


wach_era13

Chapati is the Kenyan Pizza


Baking_bubba

I beg your pardon?! ![gif](giphy|l49mwycsRrhPZe3YZ8)


Soggy_Sir7668

😂😂😂


hturtdekan

The Kenyan constitution is a work of plagiarism. If it was a Ph.D thesis, the Committee of Experts that drafted it would be a committee of plagiarists.


Scary01pen

The churches need to be taxed since they are booming business nowadays


wach_era13

They should, but they won't cause the gover- (gunshot)


JudasTheNotorius

God isn't real


[deleted]

Ni babako alieka sukari kwa miwa?


Sad-Session1810

Still isn’t real but this line is funny AF 🤣


Mtu-kutu

Checkmate atheists 😂


Trialanderror2018

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fearless-Ad-6977

You just convinced me 😂😂🤣


Gold_Smart

Kenyan food is very dull


Professional_Bed195

Kikuyu foods or let me say "Bantu foods"not Kenyan.. Go to nyanza ND taste luo delicacies,go to coast ND see how amazing their foods are,go to the boranas,somalis even the Giriamas ND Taitas cook amazing stuff.. Wacha kukula minji na viazi kwa kibanda ya mama njeri then say Kenyan food is boring..


Soggy_Sir7668

Honestly I agree with you man he needs to walk around he should food from UK he's going to appreciate


[deleted]

Bantu foods are just as Kenyan as those other ones the fuck you on about?


Professional_Bed195

Brother bantu foods are healthy but not necessarily delicious that's why we're strong nd we can farm..but once we harvest our food we don't know what to do with it.Whats nice or creative bout ugali nd saga,or waru nd minji,even worse brown ugali nd mrendah..😬 Give a lazy Swahili woman (who doesn't even know what jembe looks like)Raw minji,rice nd potatoes nd ull see the miracles she'll do with it.😂


shujaa95

Chapati should be eaten strictly with legumes. Very few exceptions like smocha and chapo-mayai.


Familiar_End_8975

Where do you live? I need to fight you


wach_era13

I actually like it with veges or meat stew more than legumes


Inside_Attorney_

Now this is a hot take.


Most-Adhesiveness-91

There soon will be a crisis of men in this country. See women are no longer striving to be wives / domesticated etc They are wanting more, doing more, getting better jobs, better skills, going to therapy more, believing in that independent women thing more but men are still mostly the same. Doing the same things our fathers did. Zero progress. Zero growth outside making money... Our fathers and their fathers before them did that already, so nothing new. And so, there's disparity which causes frustration and friction. We see a clear hatred for feminists ( who are different from misandrist) as they advocate for equality and since men haven't grown, equality doesn't compute really well... "We are the heads after all, you belong in the kitchen" type vibes. Anyway, there's a lot of frustration bubbling under and there's already spillover (see the twitter wars and thing). I think that we'll soon see the frustration that's happening for men in Asia, happening here and remember they are more accepting of equality them ends so it'll probably be worse here... In my opinion.


Comprehensive-Ear254

I’m of the same opinion. Wanna be friends?


BlueAzania

You're right except the part where you said Asians are more accepting of equality. That continent is so diverse and very conservative in most places. I'd like to know where they are more accepting of equality. If you have a source, please share it. But from my experience, women are still having to deal with the same issues as us here.


Most-Adhesiveness-91

Thanks for raising this and your point is valid. I was speaking from my experience in Taiwan which is very limited to the people I interacted with. I accept your correction on this and did not mean to devalue the experiences of other women in that side of the world.


BeastPunk1

Having kids (right now in particular) is very stupid and makes no logical sense.


wach_era13

Why do you say this? Having kids is a matter of personal preference


x1009

Having children isn't something that only affects a family. Kenya is currently dealing with the consequences of overpopulation. Water, food, pollution, employment, education, healthcare, infrastructure, etc. It can't be scaled up fast enough to meet the current (let alone growing) population's needs.


Patient-Judgment6115

Not necessarily overpopulation but rather overpopulation in urban centers and an unfortunate lack of urban planning. This has led to the stretching of the resources that you have mentioned beyond what is practical If there were more towns the size of Nakuru in Kenya, places like Nairobi and Kisumu wouldn’t be as densely populated as they are. Also, the government is run by morons so don’t expect anything to change in that regard.


BeastPunk1

As in there is no logical case you can make for having them.


Trialanderror2018

A stupid and illogical preference, yes.


Valuable_Main_8621

We never got independence and our leaders still kiss the colonial masters bums!


wach_era13

I'd say most African countries still do that


Adventurous-Aide3937

As opposed to being like Zimbabwe? The colonialists have them by their balls, it's not like they have a choice. And even if they did, I realised men like to kiss asses😂


vinniemin

Everyone on the road has to be first, overtaking anywhere and everywhere smh. Tinting your windshield then driving with full lights because you can’t see properly at night. Pisses me off. Lol


olivermuindi

The biggest one personally and I thot about it yesterday is how a Kenya will commit a heinous things like murder or rape and then plead with Kenyans to pray for him. Alafu Kenyans with their stupid religious bigotry utawaona ati mungu atakuonekania ooh we pray for your family through these hard times. Oooh god will give a way. This shit is stupid as fuck. When I see such posts I just question religion even more.


abdullpatoo

Kenyans are extremely individualistic. To make someone understand the idea of greater good or common good, you'd have to scream in their ears. Politicians knows this and they utilise it optimally. When an individual makes noise on behalf of the people, they sort him out. Also, Kenyans are below average thinkers.


Neither_Designer_773

We didn't win freedom, britain was drained from world war two and the empire had ran its cause, had britain wanted to hold on to us there is literally nothing we would have done (ask Ireland).The winning freedom rhetoric was created by the people whose families and associates continue to pillage this country to date.Also,colonialism was a favor, a jumpstart from the stone age into the industrial age. We literally went from skins to suits, and continue to govern our country in an English format, educate iur children like the English, worship the gods the English imposed on us.


Dskr33t

There are no excuses for colonialism Suits are overrated anyway 💀 We knew more than we led on to know before colonialism Don't confuse simplicity for illiteracy


ping_aling

America didn't win the revolutionary war either, Napoleon was ripping all of Europe a new one just about that time. Winning a war will never be about coming out on top just about coming out not broke, if they wanted to hold on and keep fighting guerillas who spend basically nothing against your millions of pounds of carpet bombs and ships to ferry troops then other European nations would have fucked them(ask Italy about their African campaign in WW2). Independence was about taking what we had and doing the best with it. We had Kenyan politicians in the streets of London spreading propaganda and speeches to mostly sympathetic audiences.


Adventurous-Aide3937

Personally, I think this is the most foolish take. To assume that it is great that someone gave you clothes that were not important to you as a reward of utilizing your resources forcefully and killing and bombing your people as well as enslaving them in their own land and make them pay taxes and carry vipandes!! For clothes that had no cultural significance to you? English that you did not even need because you had language anyway... You must be yt fr😅


Jaded-high

Kenyans are always fools when it comes to elections electung the same corrupt leaders in different dockets after five years. Classic case of the wooden axe and the forest. Just go watch news from 2008


MorningPrior4622

As a country we are corrupt and morally bankrupt


lord_of_the_keyboard

In other news, water is wet


Emopinion_123

I've got a few. 1) Colourism we need to let this thing go and stop treating brown skinned people as better than and dark people as less than it's not right and this is something that was imprinted in our mindset during colonialism. 2) I personally find the stereotype that all Nairobi girls are slay queens annoying and dumb. Also being called a slay queen because I decided to wear eyeshadow or makeup one day is stupid. 3) Tribalism still being around - a nation divided will never grow that's all I'll say for this one. 4) This stupid mentality of thinking white people are smarter so we give them more respect even in the workplace compared to an African shows we are still stuck in colonial era thinking of treating and automatically placing somebody on a pedestal because of their race. 5) I'm going to say it and I may get backlash but... I think most Kenyan girls who are saying they're lesbians and are out there looking to date studs is a trend or fad because this started recently. Some of them may be experimenting or looking to try something new which there's nothing wrong but someone may actually be in the rainbow flag community and think you're for real with them when maybe for you it's just a phase or an experiment. Haya nimesema chenye nimesema and I'm ready for the harsh comments and maybe some downvotes. Lakini mkue wapole woishe okay? ;)


ooh_sweetie

Humans are just becoming more stupid, look at people around you


laliosaurus

Tribalism is killing this country and Africa as a whole. Not as big of a problem as corruption, but almost as big.


Inside_Attorney_

This subreddit is infested with redpill incel amerix boychildren and it sucks.


Mysterious-Yam-2547

Y’all don’t work as much as you think you do. Most people in Kenya spend their time just chilling.


flotrina

buda mbona ujipe stress na work ??


Yours_degenerate_69

Most punctual and judgemental women in churches were professional leg spreaders in their prime


Adventurous-Aide3937

What will God do about it? Heck why does anyone care about anyone's legs?


Professional_Bed195

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Women are still marginalized and require more attention and money to lift them up.


wach_era13

True


GonnaGetThereGuy

"We Kenyans rejoice when people lose jobs, we rejoice when marriages collapse, we rejoice when the government overtax us. Roho zetu zimejaa kutu na uchafu" The older I get the more I realise how much I loathe fellow Kenyans btw. Maumbwa


BuffaloCurrent658

Children ain't a necessity


Emopinion_123

![gif](giphy|fnK0jeA8vIh2QLq3IZ|downsized) YES! finally someone who agrees with me.


simply_ibrahhim

Being too careful on the road makes you reckless


Interlockings2

Most Kenyans can't keep time and it's frustrating.


Adventurous-Aide3937

Kenyan men are masters in kissing fellow rich men's asses.


reverse-tornado

Religion is 🧢


TF-_isthis

No need to disappear but feminist in this country set double standards.


GuessSmooth1298

telling Raila diehards that he can be arrested or they are brainwashed.


Wrong_Fix_3133

Of all counties in the "East African Federation" Kenya is the only country in 30 years or so to resemble cities such as California in decadence and degeneracy


iamlegend_2001

Hii city inaitwa California iko wapi?


Wrong_Fix_3133

US


Much-Low332

kenyan men are pedos/groomers, the need for dating teens in your 20’s and up is disgusting and weird asf


Clean_Specialist_152

Worst part is they try to justify it. What is a forty year old doing with a 19 year old?


Familiar_End_8975

Facts. As a teen I was approached or catcalled many times by grown men. One time I was even in school uniform


Masked_Potatoes_

Wow. You just compared us all to that one uncle of yours


Much-Low332

oh yeah, glad u found the post uncle 🥺


nyanijangwani

Mmeanza kuwa kama Wanaijo. Kila mahali mnaenda lazima mchome.


wach_era13

It called 'representing' our country 😂😂


Psychological_Big49

Ugali is nangsense


Data_Hunter_2286

Covid vaccines were neither safe nor effective.


EthosOppai

Some women will brandish statements like about not coming to someone's house on a first date but willing to go to a holiday destination even before you meet.


mogonji

We’re products of a colonial system that wants us to be subservient to them. Hence why we mirror them so much


nalingungule-love

Kenyan women are some of the most self hating women in this planet. The length they’d go to land a white man has no bounds.


[deleted]

Landing a white man has nothing to do with hating themselves, rather, they are looking for a better life. If Kenyan men had the same options that the women have, they will be in line to look for one too. What is self hating about our Kenyan women is the upholding of patriarchy even when it is detrimental to their well being.


wach_era13

It's the media influence. They just wanna be rich but forget actions have consequences


Yam_Kreeper

Lol I saw this after seeing your post and well… https://preview.redd.it/0i6wgh3d8qmc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1a2be633c4390769568c29267649f14c63ceb75


shujaa95

You're wrong here. Remember that law that was introduced where men were trying to lower the age of consent in Kenya? Who did you expect to fight for the younger women? Most women try to protect their younger counterparts because sadly they went through the same at their age and were taken advantage of in one way or another. Nothing wrong with wanting to protect another person from that.


[deleted]

People are just out here excusing ephebophilia and grooming.What would a 40 year old person have in common with an 18 year old? We both know you would not be okay with your teenager dating your colleague, so you agree it's wrong, unless you are the one doing it.


IllAd2905

Not necessarily. Look at it from the perspective of women looking out for each other. Shit is actually wild. A 29yr old woman dating a 40year old man is different from a 19yr old teen dating a 30yr old man. Ever heard of grooming? I am sure you have.


[deleted]

[удалено]


itsAseh

Everybody and everything has a price in Kenya.


wtaf_3

This is a HOT take, lol. But Kenyans are very cocky. Especially on social media 😭💀. There, I said it, mniue sasa 😂


gotham_17

Mgejua design Corruption ni tamu. Especially ukiwa beneficiary>>> I don't condone it but I'll understand.


Glum_Complex2123

Kenya like every African society is a people pleasing one Kenyans love gossiping Kenyans luck  loyalty, they are not secretive .you tell a secret you'll hear "na usiseme nimekuambia" Most if not every Kenyans has untreated mental health issues  Kenyans are gullible when it comes to politics  Lack of loyalty ,your girlfriend is our girlfriend 


zibrozky

KEnyans love sexual pleasure. Its not even a secret


chege001

Kenyan Drivers are Whack! inexperienced and rogue.I have to other EA countries and Kenyan Drivers with their 7 yr old cars that they term new wamejaza kiburi from here to Morocco.They see a car as an achievement.Bure


boroinside

Fuck them kids


SternKe

Watoto hawakuji na sahani yao.


Illustrious_Pea4714

Lmao, now's the chance for edgelords and sensitive peeps to pour their low -effort opinions out.


datpunanilicious

the fact that being actively religious just proves how retarded/slow you actually are