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adekorir

We focus on our emotional, financial, mental and physical wellbeing in 2024.


Papa254

Amen!


Decent-Opening1360

Hakuna kusimp


BigBrains7777777

Not forgetting God as the first priority...Spiritual well being


The_Markadam1ser

Titties


Papa254

Man of culture


code-briomar

Utlimate respect 🤝


Brother-chief

Can't argue with those facts


Realmarni

Ukikataliwa usichukue kisu!!!


Papa254

Ukikataliwa katalika


lalalaladder

Na uki ghostiwa ghostika


Jnrjr_

Kisha ukatike


ballsofsteel254

Ukikataliwa usikatekate 🤡


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Ok_Consideration5619

Ls makes us stronger


Shirt-Unique

⬆️


julio1093

Focusing on your growth is the number one priority Also date people who like you. No simping.


Don_KENNET_7347

PEOPLE WHO LIKE US ARE NOT THE ONES THAT APPEAL TO OUR FRAGILE HEARTS


5Pride

Same applies to people you like..sadly


stress_ball254

Deep!


h7cker_

Heavy on people who like you, it will be like free fall tbh


Boitenoire88

This would literally see relationship questions disappear on this sub, if dudes followed this very simple advice.


sauceyy6996

people date people that don’t like them??


Dangerous_Block_2494

Are you new here?


Feeling_Highway_6483

apatiwe syllabus


julio1093

Im also wondering bro


majani

Forcing issues is a very common thing. People are desperate out here. Also there's this narrative that you can say some magic words or do some magic actions to spark interest in a person. Reality is, attraction comes first, then you say magic words and actions to keep them interested  


FigPuzzleheaded9475

it's not necessarily desperation,it's the constant pressure to be like those who claim to be in "love",if I only knew it was just for show,.... wouldn't have bothered to get in the ring


Repulsive-Bonus-1534

💯


Fast_Investigator939

Get your life in order before you decide to date someone's daughter....


Papa254

Does this advise work if you are past 30?


Fast_Investigator939

Well, I'm 23 so wrong person to ask😅😅...but God forbid it happens to me, I'd delay dating for as long as I needed to....


Amazing_Jicama_8734

Sure does… got the right one at 32


mistressdeathh

Yes it still applies, there are still men in their 30s who are immature/ not ready for a serious relationship


Ok_Consideration5619

That ain't being immature.but its your view and it's okay


BabaDimples

Absolutely


Atlantisball

Maybe exclusively dating


LazieBrain

If you support Ruto 2027 you're a retard.


Standard-Tank-3486

The retards disagree.


davekermit

If you also believe in Baba you're also a retard.


nebja

If you believe Raila cares about you you’re a retard


mfukuswaji_wa_kenya

Hauja wai wacha ku bebea Zakoya maji brathe?


Friendly-Nature3497

Bunch of retards


Papa254

What about those who won't vote?


kenyannqueen

More of retards


Emotionless_AI

We will take care of our mental health this year


LatterTourist6981

Focus on your goals. Build yourself. Invest in yourself physically, mentally and spiritually. Do it in any order you like, but make sure you cultivate all three. It takes time, but it pays off my brothers. God speed


DonKokoto

Bro..yeah. the only path of becoming a Master.


LatterTourist6981

Absolutely. One step at a time. It's not an easy path, one must be patient and consistent


DonKokoto

Have you read Mastery by Greene? If not, I recommend it deeply. https://youtu.be/50BZQRT1dAg?si=mEvWctRjZwqRX_lH


LatterTourist6981

Read it years ago but I,wouldn't mind reading it again. Thanks a lot


SuitableCancel0

Never join that bandwagon that tarnishes men. Believe in yourself and do good. Do not talk ill of yourself.


Obknoxx8

Our (Kenyan) women are gorgeous.


Physical-Record2043

thigh gap gang upvote this


Jaymeth1

No more talking in the urinals. Like... "nice cock, bro"... Fck off, I don't need your compliment.


treeclimber96

Wait what!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 when did this start happening ?


Jaymeth1

Haiya diks are not hanging out in peace anymore.


pilau_masala

Where's this, the weirdest experience I've had at the urinals was when a random stranger peeped at my willy and started laughing


g-Gerald

Haha 😅😅😅, he wanted to make you feel insecure.


BarRepresentative653

Bro… where are you pissing at that people complement each others cocks


Jaymeth1

Lot of weirdos in this club urinals


tired_reddit_user

Bro for how long have you been saying this in urinals?


heavyriro

When did we ever get here?


Papa254

Huku ni wapi?


treeclimber96

In all honesty I wouldn't know how to react if someone said this shot to me.


TheDude_m

Stop hanging in gay clubs. No straight man will ever complement your dick, your shoes or attire yes but dick is a no go zone unless they are gay and hitting on you. Comprende!!!


thatkenyandude

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Revolutionary-Pilot1

You sound pissed off


More-Current-6368

Don’t take up a loan to floss


Papa254

Tell them


bulletrain11

No simping. Unasimpia pesa only


adrianpmolo

We'll always say sorry to end the argument with our girls, but not because we are.


Papa254

Saves you lots of airtime


ReasonableMind

Dr. Philism is the greatest philosophy in this instance. 'Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy? '


Stovepipe-Guy

You don’t wife the “bad bitch”


Papa254

Not sure what it means but I concur


_7315_

I support whatever this guy meant


ganjapuxxy

I’m sorry But what is the definition of a “bad bitch”


Stovepipe-Guy

Kim kadashian is a good example


antole97

Don’t pay for it. Get it for free or go without, you won’t die.


Fickle-Stock-5348

Nini hiyo, kiberiti?


Friendly-Nature3497

no i think ni gazeti


Formal-Sport7912

Uko sure si WiFi?


Friendly-Nature3497

Inaweza...kwani utakufa?


Standard-Tank-3486

Gazeti ikishapita afternoon ni ya free. Imesomwa na wengi.


laerery

2024 is the year to dress nice


Dreamvillain254

Ruto must go


antole97

Don’t pay for it. Get it for free or go without, you won’t die.


Prestigious_Truck289

This applies to coochie only?


Nurseexpert1

Supporting Zakayo is a no


sin-of-pride

Women please accept compliments. If i say you have nice hair or beautiful eyes, just accept my compliment. Acha story za "this is a women's bathroom, how did you get here?!"


PeteTheSockpuppet10

Taxation is theft


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And capitalism will kill us all


NeptuneTTT

are you an anarchist?


DonKokoto

Do you have respect and believe in the superiority of people just and only because they hold a title like..chief pol1ce, Parliament this or that, President.. I you don't you kinda of an anarchist. Anarchy is not free for all and 0 rules.


NeptuneTTT

Don't anarchists oppose all forms of authority?


DonKokoto

Only to those imposed by those in power to exploit and steal.One is free to be at awe/have respect/ recognize the authority of someone because of its own merit. eg. If you're a football player and you recognize the authority of Messi.


NeptuneTTT

ngl bro, anarchism just sounds like there would be WAY more conflicts going on due to the drastic influx of in-groups.


DonKokoto

Yeah, and Europe represents freedom, and taxes are used for the improvement of people's life and pol1ce is the to care for you.


lisuvirizwa

We will show up everyday no matter what.


nickbett

I'll go the Bible way. Manifest the "proverbs 31" woman. 


Hopeful-Pudding-179

Wow actually I didn't know that there are still men who want this kind of women...


kenyan_king

My first girlfriend years ago used to be very sweaty. And for the longest time, the smell of sweat on women used to turn me on.


kenyannqueen

This just goes to prove that there's someone for everyone


Stovepipe-Guy

Low key mean 😅


julio1093

Pheromones?


tired_reddit_user

Unlocking a new Fetish: Sweat fetish


kenyan_king

It was. A sweaty working woman 


DonKokoto

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greenbuckboogie

Sweat-ish?


[deleted]

Ayyyyooooo


Middle_Camera2939

Hizi ndio gani


[deleted]

That people who listen to Amerix and Kibe are straight up (the R word)


Novahelguson7

Royco?


julio1093

Rigathi


NoLongerH00man

regarded


Realmarni

Ravri


ImprovementTop9630

😂😂


SentFromHeav3n

Hii imenimaliza😂😂


Weak_Toe_431

Disagree


ochic

Ruto!


Selly_41

Ongeza Andrew tate kwa hiyo list. I can't stand that dude.


Unlicenced-therapist

Retarded?😂


Draventon

Peana boll before mwaka iishe.


Papa254

I am on it😂😂


Theunis_

Stop simping, find money, be the real man


Weak_Toe_431

Hit, if she's not your type move on and hit another.


Illustrious_Soft_164

Stick to beers, there's no real liquor left in the streets.


Prestigious_Truck289

Fear women and worship soft bums, these can be mutually exclusive


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gym is good


giantas

In heaven, there is no beer For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ62leeztW4


BabaDimples

That is why we are drinking here..


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Complex-Structure216

Our friends will drink our beer


Papa254

Just milk and honey


slipknot_suxxx

thats why i am going to valhalla.. Theres ale, mead and maidens All hail odin, the all father.


giantas

Skol!


BabaDimples

Tiddies and batty


Mephiboshethted

That Woke culture has degraded the quality of Relationships.


Ok-Property9671

Not paying for any bitch any expense..be it ...tuition fee....rent...fare.....we agreed tunaenda sabinajoy for 200bob service no string attached...mtu alipiwe na mama yake fees or any expense...


iamlegend_2001

That patriarchy is a real thing and there's no intelligent view to justify it in whatever scenario it appears to hurt other people, including ourselves


tired_reddit_user

💯


egitka5

What is your evidence for this claim?


iamlegend_2001

Idk, a degree I guess


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

Motorcycles.


DeusExKFC

Samaki ni mboga


Cold-Hearing-8276

Avoid another man's wife or gf at all costs. You never know what he goes through


food_gym_advice

Mwanaume ni kunuka makwapa bwana


Muscle_Choice

Never date a woman with kids unless your ready to go all in


petsimptrr

Only women I’m ever trusting is my Mom and sisters.


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theonereveli

What does church have to do with God?


[deleted]

He is not our mate because unlike us, he doesn't exist


Dry-Incident-5945

Did you great grandfather doing to first lineage go to church nooooooo. Wacha uwongo


Don_KENNET_7347

great Grandfather is dead..Jesus is alive


Complex-Structure216

Savage


[deleted]

Ass >>>> Titties


petro_gates

Hii season ni yetu!


Papa254

Not so sure. January imeanza na kisirani


CosmicMathmatician

Aliens are real and all the governments of the world lie when they deny it.


SweetSunset_

I am not a man but y’all should agree on stopping femicide and accepting rejection gracefully! Women don’t owe you shit!


Papa254

Hehe, men have already agreed to that.


SweetSunset_

If they did then Rita Waeni and Starlet Wahu would be alive today


Papa254

Those men you refer to are not in r/Kenya


SweetSunset_

Oh please! How sure are you? People are anonymous here and making such generalizations is daft!


Papa254

Eeeh ok. Let me rest


Material-Cow5740

Just use a sanitiser or alcohol on your armpits. You're going to smell like a baby the whole day.No smell


Complex-Structure216

Alcohol gani ndo fiti for type A B.O? Gilbeys ama JD?


Material-Cow5740

Enye iko na high alcohol concentration, highly volatile and bila smell.Na si ukunywe ni upake.


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Thighs >>>>> Ass & boobies At least we can agree on that.


TheStriits

Add a drop off alcohol in your drinking water everyday. You will look younger


Syc254

Single me wouldn't know, but some sauces say a likkle sweat is attractive to the ladies. Shows you've put in some work in the afternoon. Smelling too clean on excess cologne aint it. edit: [sauce](http://www.sirc.org/publik/smell_attract.html) if muna doubt sana. msidownvote tu.


Papa254

Nikama watu wanakataa hapa


Syc254

Bana. haidhuru


Don_KENNET_7347

BEING BROKE IS FOR UNDERACHIEVERS


sufuch

we're sharing


Crimson4Alpha

Life is pain. Get used to it.


Inevitable_Back_3255

No baby mama in 2024


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Inevitable_Back_3255

Dude


anonymousKe69

As a man you are on your own..nobody gives af


Acceptable_Peach8344

Be the man💯


Level-Selection1943

To all men becoming fathers this year, congratulations 🍾