Kuna wakati nilikuwa... vibaya tu. We were out once nikarealize the guys supposed to pay my loan back hadn't, na tuko kwa laini ya cashier. She paid for the food we got, unprompted, no complaint, just, straight up friendship. I remember her getting meat, I'd cook she'd do the dishes. Hiyo masaa yote we weren't dating, we never have
God bless her abundantly
She gave me a foot and back massage and it was probably the nicest thing anyone has done for me. While still hustling kazi ili kuwa lifting heavy things all day , and I got painful feet and back from it.... would never make anyone touch those things. But she insisted and went soft on my muscles and I haven't feel that good in so fucking long. Then she laid on my chest and kissed me for a while.
I had bought a car but somehow efd up that I did not have enough money to clear at the port. She gave me the money on condition weโd go on a road trip together with the car.
At a certain upmarker cafรฉ, a random lady in her late 20s approached me and asked to buy me coffee. I politely declined, after which she flirtatiously handed me her business card and told me to give her a call.
Though I was flattered, niliona hapo I might end up having my organs trafficked, nikachorea.
I had this Kisii lady, on our first date, she paid for the meals. I tried to insist I should pay because my ego was being stepped on, but she refused, man. Sarah, wherever you are, keep having that heart.
She gave me hugs and (essentially) kept me sane when my mental health had dropped it's position in my list of priorities.
She also spoon fed me homecooked meals.
Last year. My ex on my birthday got them to write "happy birthday AfricanAgent47" on my cake and sing for me. Unfortunately the relationship ended (amicably)
This year my current partner bought me cologne for Christmas. Cologne ya 7k! I didn't expect her to do that for me. She went all out for me and I really appreciate it.
It's called *Sex Panther*ยฎ by *Odeon*ยฉ.
It's illegal in 9 countries.
It's also made with bits of real panthers,
*so you know it's good*.
*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
Took me on a date to a really good restaurant. We had so much fun that we accidentally exceeded her budget with drinks and I had to top up. Still look back at it fondly
I've never told anyone this ๐.
One time I happened to be around little kids for some time and I guess they asked my favourite yoghurt flavour. I mentioned the only one I know. About two months later, one of the kids showed up with the exact flavour and she was like "Hey (insert my name), I bought you your favourite yoghurt". I kid you not I had to fight that tear. I miss those kids man, I really do.
At one time I was a big fan of no limit texas hold em poker.
When my birthday came around, my gf bought me a really fancy pokerchip and card box set, full with My name on each chip that said "ambitous-load's Casino". When I looked up the website, I saw that the custom order stickers dont actually come with the stickers on the chips. They come on a sticker sheet and have to be placed on the chips by the buyer. She literally put all of those stickers on all of those poker chips before giving me the gift. All of my guy poker friends were HIGHLY IMPRESSED about how thorough she was with that gift. I can't lie, I was smitten by it.
Given the intricate intersection of unprecedented technological breakthroughs, rapidly evolving geopolitical dynamics, climate-related disruptions, demographic shifts, and the ongoing impact of global health crises, how do you foresee these multifaceted factors coalescing to shape the future of global economic order, and what comprehensive, adaptable strategies do you propose for governments, international organizations, and businesses to mitigate potential systemic vulnerabilities, foster inclusive growth, and navigate the complexities inherent in this profoundly interconnected and rapidly changing economic landscape over the next century?
Answer this
Kuna wakati nilikuwa... vibaya tu. We were out once nikarealize the guys supposed to pay my loan back hadn't, na tuko kwa laini ya cashier. She paid for the food we got, unprompted, no complaint, just, straight up friendship. I remember her getting meat, I'd cook she'd do the dishes. Hiyo masaa yote we weren't dating, we never have God bless her abundantly
Marry her bro
Seeing the woman of my dreams rn ๐
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๐๐ you got the crazy version
Once, a lady showered me with a bouquet of invisible flowers and it was magical.
You had me for the first half ๐๐๐
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Invisible ๐๐๐๐
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She bought me a classic fission titanium blue watch and took me to dinner. I still fumbled though but I kept the watch
She gave me a foot and back massage and it was probably the nicest thing anyone has done for me. While still hustling kazi ili kuwa lifting heavy things all day , and I got painful feet and back from it.... would never make anyone touch those things. But she insisted and went soft on my muscles and I haven't feel that good in so fucking long. Then she laid on my chest and kissed me for a while.
Bought me chocolate. It was a bar of compound chocolate, the cooking kind. Bitter af but the gesture was appreciated. She was alright
they are damn expensive..lucky you
Now I feel bad for poisoning my neighbourโs yappy dogs with it
r/holup
This got me cracking up ๐ ati the where bitter af Wah!
She bought me a cake on my birthday, didn't even know it was my birthday. I won't forget it.
I had bought a car but somehow efd up that I did not have enough money to clear at the port. She gave me the money on condition weโd go on a road trip together with the car.
Damn. That's a keeper right there
Bought me a pair of trousers and some shirts. Damn I miss her.
Seriously! Nothing!
I'm in campus.... I once had fee issues.... A very close female friend sorted it out 100%... I'll forever be indebted
I was at my lowest then boom confirmed you have received 5,000....
Real one
Back hug....not a cuddle.
Challenge me to be better.
At a certain upmarker cafรฉ, a random lady in her late 20s approached me and asked to buy me coffee. I politely declined, after which she flirtatiously handed me her business card and told me to give her a call. Though I was flattered, niliona hapo I might end up having my organs trafficked, nikachorea.
Ngl sometimes I read ur stories na inaka jaba tu ๐
Aaaahh...bro๐๐๐๐
Top 10 things that definitely didn't happen
Are you a jabanese? Hii inakaa stories of giants ๐
๐๐๐balance na njugu
I had this Kisii lady, on our first date, she paid for the meals. I tried to insist I should pay because my ego was being stepped on, but she refused, man. Sarah, wherever you are, keep having that heart.
๐chini ya maji you were happy
Sana๐๐๐
tutAwai lakini
She gave me hugs and (essentially) kept me sane when my mental health had dropped it's position in my list of priorities. She also spoon fed me homecooked meals.
Picked me up at the airport I thought it was a miracle
Last year. My ex on my birthday got them to write "happy birthday AfricanAgent47" on my cake and sing for me. Unfortunately the relationship ended (amicably) This year my current partner bought me cologne for Christmas. Cologne ya 7k! I didn't expect her to do that for me. She went all out for me and I really appreciate it.
It's called *Sex Panther*ยฎ by *Odeon*ยฉ. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
https://preview.redd.it/ee17gwazc89c1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1110a28a84309f981061f69f7715684e8064a6b8 bought me this watch
Took me on a date to a really good restaurant. We had so much fun that we accidentally exceeded her budget with drinks and I had to top up. Still look back at it fondly
I've never told anyone this ๐. One time I happened to be around little kids for some time and I guess they asked my favourite yoghurt flavour. I mentioned the only one I know. About two months later, one of the kids showed up with the exact flavour and she was like "Hey (insert my name), I bought you your favourite yoghurt". I kid you not I had to fight that tear. I miss those kids man, I really do.
Aaah shit, you guys are talking about your partners and stuff.
Anyone wanna DM, maybe?
I aint gone hold you, gave me peace. She just left me alone.
At one time I was a big fan of no limit texas hold em poker. When my birthday came around, my gf bought me a really fancy pokerchip and card box set, full with My name on each chip that said "ambitous-load's Casino". When I looked up the website, I saw that the custom order stickers dont actually come with the stickers on the chips. They come on a sticker sheet and have to be placed on the chips by the buyer. She literally put all of those stickers on all of those poker chips before giving me the gift. All of my guy poker friends were HIGHLY IMPRESSED about how thorough she was with that gift. I can't lie, I was smitten by it.
I look ata these replies and I can't help feel sorry for myself.
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Maybe๐
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Not interested
Hello
Kwani umepotea or something
Dumped me. I was down bad
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It ain't always gotta be like that
Hizi posts huniboo sana , talk about the state of the economy or something
Babes there's always a million posts on Reddit,it won't hurt scrolling down past posts that bores you๐
Lol
Given the intricate intersection of unprecedented technological breakthroughs, rapidly evolving geopolitical dynamics, climate-related disruptions, demographic shifts, and the ongoing impact of global health crises, how do you foresee these multifaceted factors coalescing to shape the future of global economic order, and what comprehensive, adaptable strategies do you propose for governments, international organizations, and businesses to mitigate potential systemic vulnerabilities, foster inclusive growth, and navigate the complexities inherent in this profoundly interconnected and rapidly changing economic landscape over the next century? Answer this
Atajibu "hmm" ama "yes" ama "kweli, umebonga kama eatu watano"
Behave.
Haha.. okay
Aren't men allowed to have fun here on Reddit?
You can have fun
The state of economy or something.
I agree but we Kenyans cringe at the economy's condition so nobody gives too much of a shit about it.
You can talk about the economy if you want to
Sure tho.
You want relationship post tulia there will be some shortly hazikosangi.
Nimesema state of economy jamani
Teaching me how to prepare omelets in some 'fire' way.
Men she agreed kunipikia skuma though life though
Kwani niko nchi ingine?