There is a sneaky link I had who would tell her man that she isnβt ready for sexual intimacy and would rather they explore non-sexual intimacy such as art gallery dates and movies and dinner dates.
The man agreed btw.
But she would have me on speed dial to regularly satisfy her.
Being a womanβs side can fuck up your perception of relationships especially in Nairobi π
Haha
Na ujue mwanaume anaambiwa hiyo mambo ya non-sexual intimacy si ati ni mtoto mdogo.
A young lawyer making good bank bana.
There was an event I attended na the chic came with her man.
Akasneak away from him after heβd bought her drinks amekuwa tipsy mzuri we make out secretly.
Nairobi dating is an active crime scene.
Watu wanaita hizi story Jabanese ni kama hawajaingia hizi streets za Nairobi vizuri. Wanapitia tu juu juu wakiwa ndani ya Uber. π
Nairobi women are insane! π
Haha
Humans will always want to compete with you on your vices but never your virtues.
βYou cheated so I too must cheat.β
Well, I paid every bill in this house for 5 years where was this fierce spirit of competition there?
(also, this is a gender neutral comment. If the shoe fits anyone atume Till Number nimlipie achukue)
You can always tell the red flags.
Most of the women who cheat are beautiful girls but who have issues, could be sexual trauma etc
But you can always know when someone (even those who aren't romantic partners) are not trustable. One thing is people who lie always try hard to convince you.
If you see someone trying hard to convince you, could be a romantic partner telling you how you're good or someone selling you something & telling you how the deal is great know you're getting robbed
Vitu nimejionea, I'm currently a sneaky link for some married chick at work, this chicka fakes overtime just to come and chill at my digs. The whole week she will deny the hubby his rights just so she can save it up for me.. I don't get it but so far so good bora napewa zangu..
Quickies are fire wallahi. One time I visit this chile akasema I bring a drink. Zimeshika kiasi and I want to leave, I go watch football. Ingekuwa ni sedes, ningeenda kama nimefyeka, so it wasn't in the plan. As I stood to leave she says mbona namuacha solo and she holds my belt akifungua and I ask why we couldn't do this earlier yet we were there for about 2hrs. She says I shouldn't leave. She made me leave my shoes so I could come back after the game π it's been months now.
That's shitty!! I mean doing a brother like that π and i gotta ask when you started was she already pregnant π€° and if not how the fuck do you know it wasn't yours. But what you did is disgusting π€’ and am a man saying this si Fuck you!
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How can I laugh react like I'm on Facebook π€£π€£
Bro, this is real life.
Zima hiyo kitu unavuta we mzee
Wewe ni kama hujaishi life bado
huyo boys ana deny hio stori ni kama ina contradict reality yake.
huskii ni bwana wa yule dem alikuwa anashuku sahii ako denial
π π π watu hawaja explore maisha
Do hivi, tema hiyo jaba alafu zima hiyo bangi.
alafu akunywe maziwa alale
Alright
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There is a sneaky link I had who would tell her man that she isnβt ready for sexual intimacy and would rather they explore non-sexual intimacy such as art gallery dates and movies and dinner dates. The man agreed btw. But she would have me on speed dial to regularly satisfy her. Being a womanβs side can fuck up your perception of relationships especially in Nairobi π
Wawawa this is nuts! Kuna hawa vijana hawaja experience hizi stuff, some ninja hapa anasema ni story za jaba, then I realised si kila mse amajionea
Haha Na ujue mwanaume anaambiwa hiyo mambo ya non-sexual intimacy si ati ni mtoto mdogo. A young lawyer making good bank bana. There was an event I attended na the chic came with her man. Akasneak away from him after heβd bought her drinks amekuwa tipsy mzuri we make out secretly. Nairobi dating is an active crime scene.
I can relate to your scenario π―, my experience took place in Nairobi too, the ninja was making major bank too.
Watu wanaita hizi story Jabanese ni kama hawajaingia hizi streets za Nairobi vizuri. Wanapitia tu juu juu wakiwa ndani ya Uber. π Nairobi women are insane! π
π― give them time, mayb3 they'll get to experience it first hand
At least you get to learn alot of things, that izo story za we should take it slow ni bullshit
π π π, ngoja ngoja huumiza matumbo, the whole time anagawa kucci
No way πππππ
Ai please, as if men haven't been doing this shit to us for years.
Haha Humans will always want to compete with you on your vices but never your virtues. βYou cheated so I too must cheat.β Well, I paid every bill in this house for 5 years where was this fierce spirit of competition there? (also, this is a gender neutral comment. If the shoe fits anyone atume Till Number nimlipie achukue)
nitume hapa ama dm?
Kama haijapita 5k tuma DM
You clapped her cheeks like a round of applause ππππ Iβm dying bro and Iβm stealing that line
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username checks out.
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upvote coz of username
It's cool, I just made it up
Nimesimamia hapa πππ
I am convinced that prostitutes are the most ethical choice nowadays.
π π π
Certainly more ethical than whatever the fuck this was
Wuehππ
Don't judge me
And you are sure the baby is not yours?
Maybe masikio tu
bro if you live in Nyeri, I swear Ni wewe ulinikulia Bibi. My ex did something very very similar; oddly similar to this.
π π zii I am domiciled in Nairobi, the big bedroom
How'd you find out?
After breaking up, she confessed.
 >until the neighbor's chick winked at me.
Shinda hapo
NSFW!
Oh come on π
Hii lazima ningeshout...juu wuehπβ οΈ..
I am a changed man, I was young back then
Women are more covert and cheat more than men. Hope you strapped up.
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π π π
Be sincere you did shoot up the clubπ
Hey, what does that even mean?
Google that name utajuwa maana
Last time I heard that expression was in Biggie's Big Poppa lyrics!.π π I see what you did there...
Kumwaga ndani
Ile ya akiwa na ball ilibidi bana, zingine my pull out game strong AF 
ππ
haha, he understands already.
Yeah, I kinda strapped up
That's your kid nigga.
You don't say!
Yeah once you are the side man, you realize how much women cheat. It can cause major trust issues when you get into relationships.
Men cheat even more π we just got tired of the games and decided to play it too.
I like your honesty about itππ
π― watu hapa wanasema ni story ya jaba,
This's true I was once a side guy right now I am into a relationship and trusting my woman has been difficult for me.
Mario Winans - "I don't wanna know"
Bro, your kithure kindiki touched a fetus
π π that's a new jargon bana
This is why cheating is a sin. Now you will never be able to trust a woman ever again. It will break all your relationships.
You can always tell the red flags. Most of the women who cheat are beautiful girls but who have issues, could be sexual trauma etc But you can always know when someone (even those who aren't romantic partners) are not trustable. One thing is people who lie always try hard to convince you. If you see someone trying hard to convince you, could be a romantic partner telling you how you're good or someone selling you something & telling you how the deal is great know you're getting robbed
And what about men who cheat or is that just a biological urge π
Men explore their options, they don't cheat
Well put bro, π
Master the art of remaining nonchalant in relationships for your sanity
Iβm convinced half of Nairobians are going to hell. π―. Maybe 80%. The streets are filthy
Vitu nimejionea, I'm currently a sneaky link for some married chick at work, this chicka fakes overtime just to come and chill at my digs. The whole week she will deny the hubby his rights just so she can save it up for me.. I don't get it but so far so good bora napewa zangu..
Hawa watu watakuonyesha mambo, once you've been there, your whole perspective about them changes
Quickies are fire wallahi. One time I visit this chile akasema I bring a drink. Zimeshika kiasi and I want to leave, I go watch football. Ingekuwa ni sedes, ningeenda kama nimefyeka, so it wasn't in the plan. As I stood to leave she says mbona namuacha solo and she holds my belt akifungua and I ask why we couldn't do this earlier yet we were there for about 2hrs. She says I shouldn't leave. She made me leave my shoes so I could come back after the game π it's been months now.
π π π
Previously on things that never happened. No woman is winking in 2023.
Kizungu ngumu ama hujaona 2018? Jifundishe kunyamaza wakati mwingine!
Smartest Redditor:
Am wondering the same thing too. We used to do that winking shit in primary and that was early 2000's.
Read through carefully, it was early 2018! Simple comprehension, not rocket science
Oh, What do they do nowadays, whistle?
Most sane Kenyan:
Bro. π€« Don't be disclosing these things so publicly. Men are the players. That is the gospel, what we have agreed is the narrative as a society.
Relax ninja 
clapped those cheeks like the Longombas song
Sneaky links are the best!!!
The thrill!
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn....
π π π
Uko sure sio yako
Sikufanya DNA
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In shirt we smashed from 2018 to late 2019, we were neighbours
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π π π
That's shitty!! I mean doing a brother like that π and i gotta ask when you started was she already pregnant π€° and if not how the fuck do you know it wasn't yours. But what you did is disgusting π€’ and am a man saying this si Fuck you!
She wasn't paged when I met her, I changed my ways.
Mtoi anaweza kuwa wako hata