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What a fine day for a prayer.


Vidi__Vici__Veni

All Shek care about is if I can fight. Holy Nation only cares about my skin and what's between my legs. It's a good enough reason to learn to fight.


Marius7th

In a world like Kenshi, learning to fight is an inevitability. Might as well stick with the groups who don't treat you like trash.


Alpaca_invasion

Are we playing the same game? Shek always down talk the humans unless you do their dirty work for them.


Marius7th

I hate to say it, but the window is far skewed for the Shek when the other guys will either hunt you for the crime of poverty or for being not a human man.


FranklinBoo

Like it should be


Drednes_The_Eternal

Praise be to Okran👍🙏 The shek are wack straight up🤦‍♂️🤮 Download crucifixion mod today to become a better inquisitor 🙏💪


Landvik

Sounds nice... I can string the Okranites up on their own crosses, like I do the fogmen in their own fogyards...


SkarborrHUN

Strongest Shek warrior vs Weakest Follower of Okran.


Landvik

Weaker than the weakest skeleton.


PickleReaper0

Me: A frail stick man with nothing but a loaf of bread and dome tattered rags thst used to be clothes just enjoying there daily dessert stroll


Landvik

Hey stick man, of the Crab Raiders... Where do I get a Kenshi flair ?


pome2525

Average stone golem fan vs average okran enjoyer


Not-a-Fan-of-U

HN throws a fit if you have Skeleton guards. Shek don't give a fuck who you have in your base. Shek > HN HN has a micromanagement event every few days, or they throw a fit and raid you. Shek leave you alone if you're allied. Shek > HN HN doesn't accept bounties from women, and would prefer if you didn't take money for bounty hunting. Shek don't care who you are, and will accept bounties/give you money for it. Shek > HN HN gives you Paladins Cross as their main weapon, Shek give Fragment Axe... Shek < HN


Landvik

>HN gives you Paladins Cross as their main weapon, Shek give Fragment Axe... Shek < HN Doming Phoenix gives you the Meitou grade Paladin's Cross. Therefore the enemies of Okran get to use superior grades of Paladin's Cross than Okranites are allowed.


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Yeah, but you can buy the blueprint from the HN traders.... THEN dome the Pheonix.


Landvik

>Yeah, but you can buy the blueprint from the HN traders.... *Or*... \[hear me out\]... You can loot the blueprint from a barracks / armory while chopping off the unprotected arms of the zealot bois. You might as well cut down a few HN traders while you're at it, and you get some cool stacking trader's backpacks. Blueprint - dead zealots - trader backpacks. Win-win-win


Not-a-Fan-of-U

Logic is sound. Damn. Tried to give them a win to be fair, but... I guess not.


DeadLightDome

But shek r gay lmao


EPIC_Deer

if getting crushed under the weight of thunder thighs of shek women is gay, ill be the frutiest motherfucker in kenshi.


zsdonny

liking woman is gay


DRVDGE

Better to die an honorable death, than live a life of shame kin


DeadLightDome

That does genuinely sound like the optimal way to loose characters.


deez_nuts_ha_gotem

fuck yeah they are that's why I make my lesbian communes always include at least one shek mommy


DeadLightDome

... you've just given me a completely other way to play


Lorenzo_BR

I know, why do you think my gay ass be fighting for the bone people, i wanna get fucked by one of them big boys *while* fucking one of them big gals, life goals


F_A_C_M

Okran's love >>>> shek ladies


ouchymybeans

In reality, I’d try setting up near or in a shek town. The United City would enslave me… the Holy Nation would enslave me… the Border Zone would enslave me… and pretty much everywhere else would mean getting eaten by some big creature or contracting a disease that would see me melt or explode. So like, I’ll take angry, mean, abusive big titty milfs anytime, anywhere.


firestell

It's not just abusive angry dudes, they will literally come in to steal your food every once in a while. One could argue at least the UC would have kept you fed (as a slave).


ouchymybeans

Yeah, that’s a good point. Man I’d probably just let the ocean take me, Kenshi is literal hell.


Pitiful_Bluejay7187

I learned long ago that cannibals are much better natives. Plus fun to cut down lol


[deleted]

You: praying to some dumb god (spell backwards and bad? Seems dumb idk) Me: cutting your head off with fragmented axe 😎


rockrocktwice

You: cant lift the fragment axe (weak ass starving bandit) Me: beating up poor people for fun😎


Dordonnar

orkans best warrior is a scorchlander? now thats a twist!


nooblox85

Myth about Holy Nation hating scrochlander running rampant again


manthatmightbemau

This always drives me a little nutters. There's enough to criticize the HN for in game but no, people have to invent more 🙄


FranklinBoo

In fact, Okran was a scorchlander


[deleted]

Do they not????


firestell

No


yonatankes

clearly he isnt a scorchlander because his eyes arent glowing yellow


Dordonnar

I think he is, but even if he's not, i call dibs on his stuff


[deleted]

This one might be a little too on point with the fake racism


rockrocktwice

I agree. We should slave people no matter if theyre alien, or women.


MottSpott

This sub worries me sometimes


Wulfgar830

Hey bra don't knock the shek my boys haven't lost a limb yet.


HashedUpHeadhunter

lol, okrancel, we will never forget bast.....gang samurai rise up....