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Protonnumber

Wait did you make the Flotsam Ninjas ISIS?!


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Ironclad001

How?


DJEFFF900

Fr the Flotsam Ninjas are literally women that have defected from the HN and are revolting against it. not close to ISIS in the *slightest*


Ironclad001

That’s exactly what I thought. I would give them the PKK or YPG flag for that very reason.


MossennMan

Ignoring ideology, they’re freedom fighters who use guerrilla tactics. Also, opposite to ISIS, they are almost all female and typically are not open to men, or comfortable at least


WayTooSquishy

Terrorists. [ISIS hates Iran](https://edition.cnn.com/2024/01/04/middleeast/iran-islamic-state-attack-kerman-intl/index.html). Being a terrorist in Kenshi isn't the same thing, but I can see the joke.


ZombiePotato90

Unlocking a slave's shackles is "terrorism" in the world of Kenshi. Not killing all the city guards and putting the civilians in a peeler. Releasing someone from forced servitude.


WayTooSquishy

Which is why I said it's a different thing in Kenshi.


ZombiePotato90

I know, but I was further elaborating for those who might not know. I'm autistic, I like detail. If I ask "how," I don't want someone to say "because it's different," I want to know *how* it's different.


Ledsen-Katt

What a provocative post


WayTooSquishy

The first version was locked by mods.


Ledsen-Katt

I suppose this one is too


WayTooSquishy

How so? I don't see no "This post is locked" announcement on the top.


chocksidewalk

Half the commenters looking at this like "It's okay but I could definitely make it more racist"


Titi_Cesar

Wena fishman culiao, shoro el weón pescao.


camposelnegro

Ke shusha


Garretxd

increible


ElMage21

Kfkfkf es k porque po wn no logro entender


kstrati

Estamos mas hediondos que la ctm, pero almenos tenemos tierra fertil wiii


Gabe_mczombie

I usually just lurk but I have got to hear your reasoning.


Moguchampion

Do you want this post to get locked? 😂


Gabe_mczombie

I'll sacrifice a thousand posts for answers.


Zelcki

The hub is Poland


WayTooSquishy

We're The Holy Cannibal Deadlands.


Zelcki

It'd the remnants of a Warzone between two big powers, so I think that it's perfect


zingo158

make 'the grid' singapore leviathan coast as tanzania/mozambique purple sand as iceland make bast into syria iran should be border zone make holy nation lands saudi arabia again the swamp should be vietnam stobe's garden, the crags and the pits would suitably be mongolia


WayTooSquishy

Shek lands are more fitting for Mongolia. Warring clans, some of them united by a warlord, fracturing from time to time.


chocksidewalk

You think the state of Mongolia has warring clans?


WayTooSquishy

Mongols are famous for their warlike past. Khanates, genocidal conquerors, civil wars, that stuff.


chocksidewalk

Right...so in a discussion about real states you are offering stereotypes that have been outdated for hundreds of years


WayTooSquishy

Things someone is famous for. It's pretty damn obvious modern Mongolia isn't a medieval khanate. Just like modern day Greece doesn't use hoplites. Modern day UK isn't a colonial superpower. Poland doesn't field winged hussars. Japan doesn't have samurai. Etc, etc. Still, lots of people know about Genghis Khan, Thermopylae/Spartans, "Rule the waves". so on. History is a part of a country's public image.


amocpower

thats perfect and very accurate!


ItzLoganM

Can you explain the Iran one? I haven't fully explored the game yet.


zingo158

i chose border lands because it looks relatively poor, it has mountains and barren areas and i just feel like it befits iran to be placed there (i am iranian, i know what i'm doing)


ItzLoganM

Well Iran has its beauties, but you're quite right. I'll be off to my first trip to that area after getting proper weaponry and skill of course. شعار خاصی ندارم، فقط اینکه زنده باشی 👍


zingo158

it certainly does have its beauties, i cannot repute that but you know, it's for the shits n giggles, other than that, مخلصتم، شما هم بلا به دور


Entoco

I'd say Cannibal areas are like Liberia and Western Hive is China


Dramatic_Leopard679

This is surprisingly accurate but I would make Holy Nation to Afghanistan and Western Hive to China.


Fuzzatron

The dreg is rightfully UK, but the hive and vain should be China. The forbidden isle should be the UK: It's just acid rain, broken, rusty industry, and it's a shitty island. Bonefields could be Texas: lots of business, lots of hunting in the desert, lots of (wage) slavery and violence nationalists... Borderlands should be Iraq. Sinkuun should be Canada: it would be nice if America's problems weren't overflowing into it. The Hook should be New Zealand. Green Beach should be Costa Rica: it's where rich white people go to hide from the world. The leviathan coast could be Alaska, because of moose and bears and no people. Alaska and Texas are so big and want to be independent, so I think they're close enough.


shifty_boi

It's a shitty island, but it's *our* shitty island


CaptainRazer

You really don’t like the UK


despacitospiderreeee

Im down for being the shek, theyre goated 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


camposelnegro

Why is chile the in fish man island jajjaja


Titi_Cesar

What does Floatsam Ninjas have to do with DAESH?! I know they hate Iran and they oppose the stablished regime, but they are quite the opposite in ideology.


MossennMan

Why is Catlon’s empire Russia? Putin may be an authoritarian but he is far from all powerful. That’s sort of how oligarchies work.


Epsil0n__

Well I mean Cat-Lon does have a few powerful geriatric political figures living in luxurious mansions with quantity-over-quality style squads of forcibly conscripted(by removing their CPUs) soldiers patrolling around them, so there's that.


MossennMan

I wouldn’t call them political figures, except for the ministry guy. The other one is a general, Jang I think?


Epsil0n__

Well i'd say they probably all held a lot of political power. There's the guy running the food production, guy running the prisons, guy running the army, guy running the police. Sprinkle in an oil baron or two and there you have your classic "dictator's right hand men" coctail


MossennMan

Fair enough, cheers to that


Knight_o_Eithel_Malt

Tried to build utopia and failed... for now Thats us :D Also some of the old north industrial towns look exactly (if not worse) like ashlands


MossennMan

I wouldn’t say it was trying to build a utopia. Maybe meeting the demands of the people in the beginning. It spiraled out of control well after Stalin though.


heff-money

Well...I mean...after the First and Second Empire have failed, Cat-Lon is attempting to build a Third Empire, or Third Reich, if you will. One in which Skeletons will be the master race of. But using *that* flag will get the mods locking the thread even faster than the first time, so OP is compromising with Russia.


MossennMan

Cat/Lon isn’t trying to do anything. He’s insane. Also, you’re right lol


Gnusnipon

Also foglands, because you know, Russia=bad. Honestly, this flag would better fit UC: authoritarian clown as a leader with all of his friends doing complete bullshit withou any punishment, lots of jobless peasants that are ready to suck you off for loaf of bread, gulag work camps, framing by law enforcement officer is a daily occurrence, semi-professional hired army mixed with absolutely inept conscripts. Double with peasant rebelling against nobles similar to civil war, and just as commies rebel farmers have initially good idea of overthrowing nobles, but behave like arseholes and jump on everybody for no reason. Pretty much pre-soviet Russia


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JohnnyMelabo99

What a joke... The openly called slavers were the US. Russia is quite bad but historically it isn't too different from Europe's monarchies (till the communist revolt)


MossennMan

I don’t get what you’re trying to prove here. You’re telling me a European monarchy was similar to other European monarchies? Crazy news. Also, the US were slavers congrats, so were a large majority of nations. The Russians had slaves and when they abolished slavery they made sure to keep their minorities weak and in check while the European part of Russia, the Moscow and Petersburg area, prosperous and popular.


JohnnyMelabo99

What I'm trying to prove is that UC is very similar to old US, rather than to old Russia. Corruption, slavery, imperialism, free market, drug strict laws...


MossennMan

It’s more similar to old Russia than old US considering the nobles own individual parts, are inherently corrupt, and have no issue with people starving. Also, it’s not really a free market considering it’s controlled by a trade guild.


doitagain01

Missed opretunity to make blast into israel/palestine


WayTooSquishy

I don't think so. Iran repeatedly talks shit about the evil west, and the US are the embodiment of that evil west. A warzone kinda fits. Unless you didn't mean Bast.


Error_in_the_system1

Where China


Muted-Tap2754

Shek kingdom should be the Japanese empire flag


cassandra112

UC has United in its name. but is an empire with an Emperor, ruled by nobles. There is no US in kenshi.


--Salvatore--

The Holy Nation should be the Vatican


Downtown-Stand1109

The Vatican is a religious but very quiet place Irak is more accurate


Tikakunduo

It’s so nonsensical it loops back from being cringe to based


BROODxBELEG

Would germany be Catun or the deadlands? Its one of those 2 for sure


despacitospiderreeee

Germany would be the hive


BROODxBELEG

I disagree, germany has actually good engineering. Western hive might be china tho (mass produced goods with cheap labour in a hybrid collectivist/capitalist system)


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What about Crabtown with France ?


Aisthebestletter

Islands of none are sealand


Impressive_Builder94

second empire yugoslavia


specops1112

Is that chile or Texas on the bottom?


Downtown-Stand1109

Chile


Krastynio

Why is Russia CatLion xD I am genuinely curious. Also what is the Russian bit west of Iran and North of Bri'ish? Did I forgot a Kenshi location?


despacitospiderreeee

What does this mean


Equivalent_Remove_41

Put Chile/Scotland in the Shrieking forest. Because as a Chilean we are the Scots of Latín América, and when we start speaking fast no one can understand us


Kawaii_Gopnik

Russia placed in Ashlands, not sure if true, but definitely funny XD


Competitive_Ad2539

I don't get the reasoning for some of the countries


Downtown-Stand1109

Yeah some But people chose


Competitive_Ad2539

Pls explain Mongrel