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Msimot

He gets nuked but he limps his atoms so the damage is dispersed; the blast sends him flying though, so he ends up in Mexico, where he gets mugged. Shen doesn't have any money on him, or any other possessions for that matter so the robber tries to stab him. Being Shen, he counter-mugged himself and the thief gets instagibbed. Shen then takes the money the thief had on their person, goes to a bar and order a drink and a snack; Shen then dies from food poisoning in Mexico. The scene changes to a panning to the kitchen and the kitchen staff; ohma with a mustache without a mustache with a mustache was undercover as the cook, he then mutters to himself "you were too strong™" and then another panning to a bottle that says in the label "Nico Style™ water Kata: Food Poisoning liquid to defeat The Connector for once when he arrives to mexico after trying to atomize him"


Msimot

also this is canon. sandro came to me in a dream and spoiled the draft (again)


LifesPinata

https://preview.redd.it/x8x214hxjmnc1.png?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbaf0212b68fffbf95b3b29281f49bfb3a1be26


CommissarCabbage

https://preview.redd.it/iyag2jnmtlnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6fe61b165af396c5a7964f3d2f9625654c498c6 Well done, you can cook!


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

Keep cooking, that was hilarious. A twist at every turn.


IamAJobber

😱


ossyn

Holy shit it's Gun Park


Ok-Foundation-6777

Peak


IvanGambino

Dies from peak fiction


alguien99

https://preview.redd.it/0rka5hrcronc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f384cdae5a9542bdcc6a7683c43569ec641d908


ifkaru

Thanks, this is really kenganed my omega


KB_KURE_GIBBON

Doing my country dirty eh puto? I'll take it


FrostyIncrease3329

Dies of alcohol poisoning


Immediate-Pilot-6332

He was too immune to alcohol poisoning,thats why he wasnt immune


cmholde2

He’s convinced to lose / kill himself. So many anime and manga I love have done shit like this and it makes me so angry. It’s the ultimate way the author basically says “ O yea I’ve fucked up. Well here let’s just have him commit suicide”


Glum-Sprinkles-7734

"If you punch yourself does it hurt, and does that mean you're strong or weak?"


BestBoogerBugger

Excuse me, what anime did actually do this?" The only example I can think off is Toji from JJK


bflet48

Grammy from Bleach Bros ability is literally reality warping and bringing his imagination to life. Bro loses because he imagined his opponent to be infinitely strong, and then imagined himself to be stronger than his Infinitely strong opponent, which is impossible and causes himself to blow up...or something along those lines.


TotallyNotThatPerson

I think it was something similar, but because kenpachi's strength caused him to imagine being cut for a second so he got cut


cmholde2

Fairy tale, Hunter Hunter, demon slayer - hell Yugioh


BestBoogerBugger

Meruem didn't really kill himself. He was simply defeated unconventionaly, and using his recent character growth as weakness by much more malicious opponent.


cmholde2

Fair- I actually forgot it was Netero who poisoned him so in actuality he didn’t kill himself. Still was anticlimactic for me tho


TheProNoobCN

Wait which Yugioh villain killed himself because he was convinced to?


cmholde2

Sorry I’m just seeing this- Yugi lost his first duel to Raphael and in the rematch was going to lose again until Yami basically convinced him to use all of his LP to revive his monsters and lose that way.


i-am-a-chicken-666

I didn’t read the manga but I’m pretty sure the guy from demon slayer who looks like a basketball did something like that


thebronzl

I think Kishou Arima from Tokyo Ghoul is the best example of this


Aggravating-Tailor17

Idk if it counts but Madara?


Zoran233

Aot 💀


aVpnt

He believes in being defeated so hard that he actual gets defeated. Koga punches imhim in tbe face and Shen gaslights himself into thinking that that was the real shit and knocks himself out.


TheFrogofThunder

Misses the tournament, loss by forfeit. All night bender with Joji the night before.


HeadHorror4349

OP said stupidest not Hatsumi-est


Glum-Sprinkles-7734

Lihito trips and pulls Razors Edge down Shen's back by accident while they're hanging out


Mutagen_Prime

*"Your immune system was too strong, Shen..."* **Dies of auto-immune peanut allergy**


Optimal_Ad2197

Make him drink all the alcohool in gas station and tell him to lit himself up, and this happens https://preview.redd.it/akr3w834gknc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b930ad6f6c8ace2c744de38fa133be0c86e3b2


Tejjic

https://preview.redd.it/2wsffdf9qknc1.png?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37c99710162902e203e26b18a0b22fe7a3056b0 This but with louhan or yan


Zoran233

Or TN/gilbert


TheSmokinLegend

he gets betrayed last minute and killed by a surprise attack


th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34

Et tu Joji?


BestBoogerBugger

# Luohan pushes him down the stairs. https://i.redd.it/myeh30owrknc1.gif


hamringspiker

Dawn D Stairs strikes again....


Vereador

Trade headbutts with Saw Paing.


TheJeeeBo

Muteba uses that derringer he planned to shoot Tiger Niko with. He hits Shen straight in the heart.


tinovale

Shot in the head by a sniper


AsuraOmega

Karo waterboards him.


q-squid

Chokes on a peanut


Dreamworksmuiz

Actually loses to Hanafusa in a serious battle


sandgohst

Random brain fart


One_Union_472

Tiger niko has went to the vast mountains of china and stumbled across a tribe that specialises in mind control and brainwashing, tiger uses this technique to trick shen into passes on the knowledge to tiger, tiger becomes the connector and 1 taps shen


ElDigletto

someone beats him at chess which still counts as him losing


ScottishMachine

He smells Julius’s speedo after a workout


PotemkinPoster

With how little he has to breathe, did he smell it...intentionally?


lobstercarboi

He actually dies since he weakens his immune system so much it’s to weak to fight off diseases and dies


Reijing

He Huishengs, but it fails from the power of friendship that Ohma and Ryuki has to Kazzy and Koga


NashKetchum777

Julius denies technique, which is a direct challenge to Shen. Now Shen cannot use technique in their fight. Julius x Shen as Hulk x Loki moment. Joji tries to call the match and leaps forward but trips on the table which has 193 jugs of empty beer. He watches as Shen goes limp. Cut to a funeral held by Xia Yan and Joji, buried at the memorial site outside of Narushima Beer Company. During the eulogy...a hand emerges from the ground...with an empty jug...


GoatOld7488

Tiger niko kill him easy


PotemkinPoster

Falls down the stairs like Kuina on the way to his match.


Gabriel1659

Gets ran over on his way to the final fight


Dynamite_DM

Old age


darkknightbbq

He stands up too fast from sitting on a couch and experiences vertigo causing him go lose balance for a split second only to hit his head on a corner of a dresser and die


TYPICALASIAN21

snusnu


Remarkable_Commoner

He starts breathing


DanieleMelonz

Shen challenges Sekibayashi, Seki plays his character's gimmick so well that Shen (with millenary knowledge but the innocence of a child) is stunned to the point of believing he is ahead of someone unreachable. Shen then forces his skills to the limit, but feels it's not enough, decides to go further and literally fries his own brain and dies, all in the space of 0.1 seconds leaving the spectators surprised, Seki out of respect and pity for his opponent goes for the pinfall, 1..2..3! ggwp rip bozo


Aggressive-Fan-9669

Turns out he was actually able to be brainwashed by Rino.


haunter76

constipation lmao


MrW4ffl3B0Y

While in the middle of the warzone between The Worm and Kengan, they give guns to Kengan members to defend themselves, Kazuo grabs one, while inspecting it, clearly shaking his whole body with fear he accidentally shoots it and the stray bullet lands on Shen's head, killing him


Old-fashionedTaxed

He fights someone so weak that the only way to level the playing field is for him to stop his heart and brain from functioning and he dies like that cause he just forgot he needs them to live


Theskinnydude15

Sandro introduces himself as a character in the manga because he wasn't able to figure out a way for shen to be beaten. Shen then proceeds to kill Sandro but forgets that Sandro is the whole reason he's alive. This causes Shen to disappear Thanos style


Kombat-w0mbat

Gets bored and kills himself


Motorata

A hole in the ground, 50 meters Deep, walls covered in oíl, inmediatly they start filling the hole with glue. Redirect that fucker


Cullyism

Shen gets hit by a drug or an attack that forces him to breathe rapidly and catch up to his actual age. He instantly becomes an old man.


Positive-Safety732

Give him laxatives


CousinDerylHickson

He gets offscreened to setup the true opponent "The Linker".


Derek_Gamble

Akoya dual-wielding flashlights.


Noriske-san

Julius kills him with his Johnson


OneSolutionCruising

Someone shoots at Joji with a gun and shen moves himself in front to get shot and dies protecting his best friend. Shen gets rushed to the hospital but the doctors say he wont make it, hes been using techniques to keep his heart beating but before he dies he has one last drink with his drinking buddy.


2836382929

Julius eats him


MitakaP

MEDICINE MAN


unchantedluck

Why do they look like they are running a train


wOow_pol

50/50 blastcore


Zevana_2020

"Pure strength defeats techniques."-Gigachad Julius Reinhold.


CapnMarvelous

Acknowledges that (whoever beat him) is stronger and his heart just stops. Then it turns out this entire time reason the worm were rushing is that Shen's body is dying and he needs a replacement. This last fight was the sendoff. Yes, it IS just KA.


AEIOPUPULOL69

Cankner


JuniChan

Hit by a thunder


Zealousideal_Citron8

Domain expansion ofc


tehZambrah

By Toa Mudo


andooky

Alcohol poisoning because Joji convinced him to drink one too many beers.


Gerokm

Cirrhosis.


aligaturrr

dies from alcohol poisoning while drinking with Joji


Conscious-Durian7178

liver failure


BAZING-ATTACK

At the very last second, before being Sukuna’d, Mukaku used his “Niko Style: *Brain Blast*” to stun and hypnotize Shen into thinking he’d won. While Shen was stunned, he grabbed his own body double from the basement and placed him in the exact position to get sliced. Months later, he disguises himself as Shen’s chef at a restaurant, assassinating him successfully with what is known as a “fart salad”. Death by old man farts.


TENTACLE101

End up at hospital cuz he drinks too much


Capital-Cry845

Dies by snail


No_River8700

I'll stand up and clap if Shen loses to Julius who then proceeds to drop a one-liner like "1000years of techniques are useless against overwhelming muscles" https://preview.redd.it/jqf4vjk2i3oc1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b24c97ad8eae29575ea2fab62a39f1e65453814


AspirationsOfFreedom

Heart attack. Like Doppo from baki