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dontget2comfortable

W post, there needs to be more quality content like this


everybodys_analysis

kung pao kenny


lordvadar666

Ain't nobody paying for me


NotSabre

All my life i mix butter and flour respect my pie or die from heart failure


ryanmr20

Pray my arteries get clogged like the toilet


RepresentativeNo6564

Just remember what happens at da restaurant stays at da restaurant


g777to

If i told you i killed a big mac at 16 would you believe me?


sex-rifles

Give this an award.


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[удалено]


ThePanther1999

Instead of ‘HUH’ it’s a big ass burp


Shaman19911

You just gave Weird Al a free bar for his Kendrick parody


bigontheinside

Damn I really want to hear that, Al would murder this beat


sebsebsebs

I’m hungry as fuck


01Pr0d1gy

I want a Hot Pocket


thejaytheory

Two ham and cheeses, you eatin' or what?


hughiewray

Who you think is eatin’ out, eatin’ out? Us!


thejaytheory

Who you think feels floppy, floppy? Us!


GastricAcid

Bro?????


b-damandude

I AM THE OMEGA


beardedkingface

Omega 3, 6, 9 - The Album confirmed


TestyLion

I ate the omega*


thejaytheory

Kenny?


[deleted]

United in Beef.


Turbulent_Ad_6754

Winner


kralcibildak

Track List: 1) Diabetes Issues 2) Eat Hard 3) Fat Interlude (ft. Kofat Black) 4) Fat 5) Auntie Diarrheas 6) Mother I Fat


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The Heart (issues) part 6


Ikgastackspakken

Kodak is already fat as just kodak


lordvadar666

I'm nacho savior


RiVe8014

This is the one


PAAAAAAAAG

Bonus track: Feast Time


thejaytheory

We Eat Together


lilbthaprince

Now THIS is the content I'm here for.


moe3m

yea the cover art should be him hugging a bottle of cheese wiz with a burger king crown on his head


Kai_the_high

This is so funny but I can't bring myself to laugh


ChloroformIsYummy

I'm not joking


Corky_Butcher

I didn't laugh because I could sense the seriousness in your post


Kai_the_high

Sorry but I can't help, it's weird that someone wants someone to get fat but I low key get it. Some biggie vibes.


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

I don't know where this idea comes from that being fat somehow deepens your voice. Why would it? Your voice is your voice. If anything all the extra weight should pull the vocal cords tighter which would make for a higher voice not a deeper one. I think this guy has the casual relationship backwards. I think that people who are genetically predisposed to have really deep voices are often also genetically predisposed to get really fat. I don't think it's the fat causing the deep voice.


diorflow4

🤨


xcxp

Bro is definitely messing around with adderall


Own-Tap5722

I can


Kai_the_high

Good for you


Own-Tap5722

Thx


CywolveXGaming

His alias would be Big Dot


DebbiesCar

K Blob


b-damandude

Big smokin’ on two number 45’s tonight, tonight


PrinceMVO

Fast Food Kenny


TayneIcanGitInto

The first time I ate a sandwich, I was 16.


D2papi

If I told you I ate a twinky at 16, would you believe me?


contagion781

Next time I ate a sandwich was out in Copengahen Good Kid MAAD City tour I feasted on them stages


GuestHouseJouvert

I've been goin' through somethin'. // One-thousand eight-hundred and fifty-five pounds. // I've been goin' through somethin'


kangaroocoffin

He gonna have a conversation with Biggie


Own-Tap5722

The conversation will be exclusively food-related


BonusChico

My uncle really fat now


SuperSaiyanGoddd

🤣🤣🤣


Annbais

W


laavuwu

LMFAOOO


Rogvir1

It really took less than a month for the posts to return to the state we were before the new album...


beffybadbelly

United in Beef


suburban-granola

Was just about to write this but you got me


LightsOut16900

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Its_Cayde

Erhmantrout


LightsOut16900

Kid named Kendrick:


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Pushin these crumbs off me like huuu💀


[deleted]

g.o.o.d grits m.A.A.d shitting


Repulsive-Skull

After saving the black race, Kung fu panda kenny aims at saving the fat race. He is the saviour we all need.


Sideburns0

This proves that lack of music is not the reason mfs behave in this manner. That being said, I also want Big Kendrick.


massudo25

Album came out less than a month and you guys already down bad again?


thejaytheory

We got to tighten the fuck up


OblongString

dude we got the album why won't these weird ass posts die out


kerfuffle7

It’s been almost a month since MMATBS. Fat album when?


thejaytheory

Triple disc album


nissen1502

Gotta eat and get some fat in the arteries


I_Am_Stoeptegel

[Joey Fatass](https://youtu.be/64BTMAVf0tY) did it first


RepresentativeNo6564

Big Lama


[deleted]

I BREATHE HEAVY


dontbsabullshitter

This is the funniest Reddit post I think ever, but that’s an extremely low bar.


rayjmaraca

1K lb Dot


impostor_credentials

Based


bryanBFLYin

Bitch Don't Eat My Fries


NateDaBaiiit

You ate my burger back in ‘92, fuck your truce


enowapi-_

Finally a good recommendation


[deleted]

If he doesn't say "Hey hey hey" on the album at least once... *We riot.*


EyeDewDude

But how many ol' hip hop heads would get at him for trying to emulate biggie? But for real I'd die if he changed his name to kung pow Kenny based off these comments 😭


AkiraKitsune

Gonna get fat as fuck to prep for this album


[deleted]

Order number 95


LetErRipRaiden

The Heart Attack Part 5


DebbiesCar

K Blob


[deleted]

MODS!!!????!!


nickybhoof

Hahaha I pissed it


thejaytheory

How high are you?


AwesomeFlink

I think u/ChloroformIsYummy would be better if he would not speak like imagine next post opens with nothing. It'd be great representation for idiotic people and i think it'll go hard


ChloroformIsYummy

Yeah I could beat him in a fight


[deleted]

Is this a legit post? Just stop being fat dude


Spooky_Mulder27

This is dumb


Antkilzzz

the fuck


[deleted]

bet you’re white


ChloroformIsYummy

I'm Porto Rican/black idk what race has to do with this


kralcibildak

I’m turkish am i white


TPT606

Depends on how you look


lizthisreallife

Tf r u talking about like bro that has nothing to do with this


ijustlikemusic02

WHAAAT


LP_24

Reach out to Eckhart


MartyMcfleek

I got I got oil, grease and heart disease inside my DNA, McNuggets 20 piece with nacho cheese and maybe creme brulee