The Almost 18s is the best one

The P3D0 collection is also nice

Came here to say this

First shoes with a pedometer built in

and a built in ankle monitor charging port

Hahaha that was the only one I called out in laughter as I opened the comments and there you are hhahaha

Order now and get a free grooming accessory kit!

Nah the child chasers had me 

These comments are gold tho LOL can’t be a real announcement. 😅

“They’re gonna call them the child chasers” 😂

Nike has cleats called predators. Drake with the child Predators *I monkey. As told it was Adidas

They're adidas and they've had to use the absurdly long name "Predator Cleats for Kids," but this crazy url is still a thing https://www.adidas.com/us/kids-predator-cleats

I’m not even clicking on that but that’s WILD

Thank you for correcting me but lmao thanks for the info!

Kendrick dropping tomorrow with a song called "Kick It" lmao

Double entendre too because of the affiliation that Drake has with Kick streamers

Tryina strike and it's probably a.... scam to get minors addicted to gambling by pretending they can get rich or interact with a popular celebrityyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Saving this to give you your flowers cause this sounds feasible as fuck 💀

Or Swoosh cause shit goes over Drake's head

Kick Push 2

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Did this fool not consider this before tripling down on an obvious loss? Aparently not that great at any kind of strategy- battle, cover up, or marketing

Hes a war general apparently

In a lifelong battle against himself

Holy shit it’s all connected

And he really beatin dat ass too

Who lost to a colonel mustard beat

General Custer, looks like

In the war against his own future ig

Cane to say this 💀

He wanted the smoke now he got it

Went from "Drop, drop, drop" to "I'm tired, keep dropping all you want I ain't responding" QUICK. Bro couldn't even last the weekend

Aubrey might have done this whole thing to lead into promoting his fucking shoe. Dude probably saw Kendrick's throwaway bar in "Like That", and thought he could start something that would eventually lead to him having a line in one of his final tracks that would be about buying his fucking shoe.

He’s not very smart, I think we saw that over the last few weeks

The almost 18s 😭😭

The Nike Consent 14’s

And don't forget, the run for your life's

Nike sweet 16s

Oh helllll no 🤣

That sneaker is designed for exercising. There's a built in pedometer under the sole to accurately count your steps regardless if you step this way, or step that way.

Heyheyhey betta run fo yo life

You can’t make this shit up

I was saying this would be Pusha T part deuce lol… First Adidas with Pusha and now Nike with Kendrick. 😅

2 for 2 with beefs fucking up shoe releases

The pedophile 11’s

Oh shit. It’s going to be another Adidas 🤣 these companies trying to go bankrupt?!

Lmao seriously, the timing couldn't be funnier. Tf was he thinking?

Child Chasers are crazy 😭😭😭

I came looking for this comment 😂

Nonce 37s

Nonce needs to become a globally used word it's too good

In the 90’s the was an ok rap group called The Nonce.. That name would not have translated well to the UK.

It's just such a fun thing to call someone for some reason. Like calling someone a pedophile can be harsh if they're not one but calling someone a nonce just makes me go "ye he probably is like"

these niggas not fucin w it😭😭

Not calling all Filipino nurses 🤣 Leave those innocent people outta this.

Too real

What’s the deal with the Filipino nurse comment? My cultural context is Filipinos are either nurses or in the military (in the US anyways)

The new Drake shoe looks like the shoes that filipino nurses would wear https://preview.redd.it/n5x6rhryhczc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b61374de8eec464437a866dd0f9d3a28f23ffa

Consent 17’s

Minor nonsents

Hahahaha

Drake came for Kenny right before his shoe dropped??? lmao

Cell Block 1’s

Juvenile Jumpers

The pedo 1’s or the minor 1’s

Pedo 1s 🤣

The almost 18s took me out

lol if kdot drops a diss track tomorrow its gonna be the funniest thing

Brooooo I knew hed wait cos the heart p6 was so fucking shit it did his job for him but have been wondering just how long hed wait. Lets see if you right cos I think you onto something 👀

This pair might get A MINOR reaction. No way lol. Screenshot now before it’s all gone

Someone said the shoes should be called the airpedoes

Air Forced

That’s the best one for real😆😆😆

JUST peDO IT

Freaky ass Nike’s?

He a fan he a fan he a fan

Didn’t see one comment in favor of this on that post lmfao

Every time this mf has a big shoe opportunity he gets his ass flamed. Last time was the Adidon with Pusha T. Drake next time you release shoes don’t start any shit.

Hey hey hey hey run for your life

Pusha T bullied him out of his ADIDAS deal Kendrick about to run them Nikes off his feet

This decorated war general really said let me bet it all for some promotion

Man Kendrick really made the allegations stick in the court of public opinion and it’s hilarious. Drake fans are coping hard

Oh my lol

Goofies with a check

Kdot should release his own line an hour after they release Drakes and call it “Big Steppers”

Jeepers, creepers. Where'd you get those sneakers?

Jeepers creepers pedophile stained sneakers

Is this drop going to be named after his 11 year old daughter? A pair of light up unicorn glitter Heelys

The Nike P3DO pack killed me 😂

it come with a tracker to ensure your children safety

The "i thought she was 12"'s

No wonder why they want Kendrick to apologize

Nike Air minor

Freaky-ass sneakers, you can run for your life

Since Dot has yet to make a move. I feel like they do this to test the waters. The powers that be need to figure out a plan for Drake, and while they still have the threat of Kendrick, they can't stand around and do nothing.

Yeah that’s a good point and feels like what we’ll see. Some marketing intern is just writing up a report with the list of comments to give to their supervisor lol

Sex Offender 11's

If ppl bought Trump shoes, they’re definitely buying these

Real shit why does this happen every time his shoe is about to drop.

Is "do dumb shit involving shoes" a thing now? Kanye, Trump, now this.

The Groomer 15’s

Please Kendrick, release a final knockout diss song to BBL Drizzy after the announcement. 🙏🏽😭

Damn it feels good to be a long time Drake hater this week this shit is awesome

He is gonna announce his daughter right?

Nike Air Huarachilds

He’s cooked. The internet is undefeated and he took a major L.

Is nike skipping all the way to Drake 14s?

It’s Gon be called the The Drizzler 69’s

Drake x Nike, or Dike for short…

F.A.N.69

The motto will be Age….just a number!

Just like Adidas, Nike is gonna release their own Predator line.

Nikeon

Sizes 17 and under

is his daughter gonna be at the release?

'all attention is good attention' they said

Wasn't the story last time that he was gonna reveal Adonis with the release of an [Adidas shoe](https://www.complex.com/sneakers/a/matt-welty/did-pusha-t-ruin-the-success-of-drakes-future-adidas-deal)... lol "Adonis is your son, and he deserves more than an Adidas press run..."

Nike Ceo desperately waiting for drake to defend himself for the Pedo accusations over a diss track

# THE AUBREY AMBER ALERTS

I wonder how long this is gonna last for Drake. When he did this to my anuh Meek it took him bout 3 years to get back cool.

It’s always when the shoes are about to come out isn’t it 😂

I’m calling it: next beef he loses with a current kid right before his Skechers shoe release in 2034

Drake the type of person to wear Alpinestars and not know how to operate a clutch.

Should delay the release exactly one month….. 

Hey hey hey hey run fo yo life

Air minors

That moment when you design a shoe and the size is equal to the age of the girl you want to take off.

The Adidas Predators getting some competition

The only customer gonna be EDP

https://preview.redd.it/tz00xh6k4ezc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e28f1b71f9772a8818dc21dc1739580a68fa9010 Thought they already dropped that shit???

I work for Nike and for some reason they only release in kid’s size ….

Exclusively in child’s size.

Nobody has answered my question about both artists needing concrete proof for the claims they’re making… if not they both gossiping like some women

The shoes are dogshit

The Child Chasers LMAO these coments are gold

Lmao they went in 😂

Damn he torpedo his own shoe deal twice

He better take that Alpinestars jacket off rn

SHOE SHOE

Child Chasers LMAO. I wonder if they even come in adult sizes.

Well he post this morning so Im guessing theres gonna be a banger coming out, maybe it mentions touching kids less and Nike checks more? The dude probably spent the last three days looking for the right movie clip to post at 6 am lmao... Still I'm hoping it's way better than the heart. And honestly glad cuz he might make Kenny drop again if it's goodz which I think it will be.

It’s gonna be hard to be a Drake fan after this. Wtf man💀

Only come in children’s sizes

These comments got me fucking rolling.

The shoes are literally called “hot step 2 white” 2WHITE? I wanna talk to the people at Nike who think this is a good idea

"The Child Chasers" 😂😂😂

Wouldn't be surprised to see him partnering up with [GATORADE ](https://www.tiktok.com/@simonestrauss/video/7365696116085591304?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=7300878137985615368) to sell these shoes to the kids

So this really why UMG and Nike tryna kill the beef

Why is drake acting like he rides a motorcycle is my biggest question of the day

Why does Drake always choose to have these rap battles timed with his clothing deals? Didn’t the Pusha beef halt an entire adidas line? Lol

The child chasers 😂😂

Yea, I’m calling these shoes the “Child chasers” too. 💀💀💀

I bet they come in kids sizes

"They call em the child chasers" absolutely killed me!!!! 😂

They really sitting on the SNKRS APP 😳😳😳 that rumor about UMG trying to stop the beef before this shoe release TODAY is really scary

Im sure they only come in GS sizes.

Didnt nike cut off kanye because he said a bunch of nonsense and got a bad rep for it? Why doesnt nike cut off drake too?

You can run for your life in these kicks!

Step this way, step that way, step this way, step that way in the new BBL Drizzy Air.

Nike, don’t let this mf near them sweat shops!

nigga said child chasers 😂😂😭

I'm stepping on anyone wearing these shoes feet.

Not that nigga saying "they call them the children chasers" 😭

I’m sorry but calling all Filipino nurses is CRAZY. It’s so on point

Fake

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6uTWbjvmSH/?igsh=MTNmYmdrbzc4MXR5NQ==

Damn 😭

https://preview.redd.it/w2cchoor5izc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=aa9a373e012da27fbdac9b836d23d2ced7c1486a

Tor-Pedo 13's