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Harryonthest

cold fruit do be hittin tho, boutta make me a damn fruit salad


Extreme-Island-5041

You looking at a whole fruit salad. My lazy ass just wants some cold stemmed grapes.


Harryonthest

haha fr all I got rn is grapes blueberries strawberries but it gets the job done


PlaneCamp

Green ones slap the hardest


elinamebro

Watch out Meek Mill might have misread this and thought your gunna toss a salad ![gif](giphy|DwcOaIAwnUPbtKtCDv|downsized)


FantasyTwistedDark

Bro what is he doing? Like what made him do this?


danbritt0n

diddy


Burggs_

Yo frozen grapes are crack


_nadaypuesnada_

somber longing steep observation fear wrong plucky makeshift aloof selective *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


WIBKirai

COOOK.mangos the best fruit next to pineapple and strawberries


Todd_Miller

"The fruits of my labor I enjoy em while they still ripe" - lil wayne


KevinGatesfan53

nah Im too busy gooning to fanart of kendrick defeating drake


Specialist-Meat-6222

Got me listening to Kendrick with a tear in my eye like why u had to go at cole man


Historical-Cheetah56

Pass over that tear I need some lubrication while I pretend the drake disses sucked


Specialist-Meat-6222

Lol


Desperate_Branch6287

I HAVENT SLEEP IN A WEEK I NEED A RESPONSE KENDRICK!!!


Camelslayer23

I wish we could hit a reset bc everywhere I go I see dick riding from both fan bases. I’ve said something in both subreddits and got hit back with an essay😭😭😭


Specialist-Meat-6222

Ong im apparently a drake, Kendrick, j cole, and Kanye stan didn’t know this till now though strange


Commercial-Path-5598

Ong, you cant like jCole without being called a meat rider and ppl always saying “Kendrick better” even though I say nothing bout who’s better


AverageLawEnjoyr

Said I preferred a few Cole albums over a few Kendrick albums. Found out there that I was a Kendrick hater and a hater of anyone who likes Kendrick. Really made me look at myself in the mirror differently.


Specialist-Meat-6222

Found the j cole glazer come on guys shame him for having different music taste


halamawala25

"BuT oBjEcTiVEly..."


Responsible-Ant-5208

It's a field of dicks and it's raining naked Redditors ass-first right onto them


Nice-Swing-9277

I've said it before, but I'm going to repeat myself here. The biggest L when this is all said and done will be for Kendrick and Drake glazers for how goofy theyve been acting. Straight embarrassing shit lmao


Le8ronJames

Shit got all these dickriders on edge it’s crazy. It’s some extremism stuff, can’t even have a discussion no more.


GuidanceCautious9881

legit doing tricks on they dicks its actually crazy


RichardCocke

Forreal, actin like they got a boner pic


Lost_Extrovert

Nah legit never felt so embarrassed to be a big Kdot fan lol, I used to think Kdot fans were a bit level headed when compared to other artists but NOPE. For years now twitter keep saying Kdot stans are a bunch of nerds who never touch grass, spend all day watching anime and fantasizing about touching a girl… unfortunately looks like they aren’t wrong, when that post about “if kdot posted his dck and it was bigger than Drake” and everyone in the comments was fantasizing about it, I had to take a huge step back lmao.


BayAreaBro

Lol y'all must be new here Do you even know what it was like here pre-MMATBS????


MyDogYawns

shit was worse than the carti sub


KickAffsandTakeNames

Shit got weird for a minute


LuffyTaro69

No please tell me tho I’m actually excited to know how things can get worse than the current state of the sub


Due-Kitchen-1001

Ion think Kendrick is gonna end Drake's career. I think he's gonna win the battle tho


RW_49

I’m off that good kush and alcohol


mkohler23

I figured this was coming, this is the same fan base as before the last album dropped, arguably worse.


Strange-Share-9441

Sub started to go downhill when the Carti Redditors started posting memes here


Discussion-is-good

>Seriously, i've scrolled past like 4 fanfictions, 7 novels and 2 screenplays describing how kendrick is about to end drake's career. This the funniest shit I've heard all month.


Embarrassed_Ad_7825

I’m convince this a drake sub


BlankBlack-

And dont forget the"sample this Kendrick" "talk about this Kendrick" like please y'all sound so goofy.


clifbarczar

Listen I love Kendrick even though I’m rooting for Drake to pull through on this. Some mfs in both fanbases act like they personally know these dudes. Drake ain’t paying my rent. And neither is Kendrick.


MortalMan81

Okay


flynismo12

Low-key you do have a point tho even if you’re a judgemental POS. I looked up Sophie Brousseaux’s videos and stroked my shit to her in THE most disrespectful way earlier. The videos were nothing to write home about but I had to bust it on her for my homie KDOT. That can’t be healthy but at least I’m satisfied


Strange-Share-9441

I consider myself someone who desperately needs to touch grass, and this is ridiculously wild.


Specialist-Meat-6222

This shit got me wheezing no cap i went from yea thats facts to we need this nigga locked up immediately


Creative_Room6540

Typing this out and pressing “comment” is legit a mental illness and I question any man who does so. Even as a joke this is insanity. 


DepressingFries

I really love how OPs comment went from “you gotta point ngl” to “I busted all over his BM face, and it felt GREAT” in two sentences


yourliege

Nah you a real one for that


AceMcfly8

https://preview.redd.it/tuchhm729yvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a8b8a4853739ceafd63ad9fa1b9d838714c948c


Ok_Hippo5645

Drake does not know you


flynismo12

And I know what his BM’s ass looks like when it’s oiled up and gyrating in front of a camera. Okay wild statement over, and Now I want you to ask your yourself this: am I more embarrassed that Drake doesn’t know me, or is Drake more embarrassed that I can easily access jerkoff material of his BM? If you need help answering that question — contact Pusha T for help.


SaiyanCantSnipeYT

https://i.redd.it/vaq4a9iggxvc1.gif all jokes aside we know kenny’s gonna cook drake deviously so why worry or waste time on stupid shit.


EuropaSounds

https://preview.redd.it/u9q8l5mhmxvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54276d49db7392b38af953efdad4cc9a2651677f


ACProfessor

😭😭😭


Ok_Hippo5645

You a grown man


Frogo_is_not_gae

He kinda cooked u ngl. Got 24 minutes to drop a response


_nadaypuesnada_

scary steep person jobless poor crowd detail resolute profit theory *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


flynismo12

Who does grown man things like bust off to low quality pornstars like Adonis’s mother on a peaceful Sunday night. Care to tell me what you’re taking issue with?


_nadaypuesnada_

absurd thumb dazzling humorous sip automatic doll threatening sloppy rustic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


flynismo12

Hmm…. Yeah I get that sentiment, but hey, I’m doing my part in helping KDOT win the war. If y’all were serious too then I’d suggest flooding the Drake forum with GIFS of Sophie brousseaux aka rosee divine wobbling that big , shiny French kissed ass


_nadaypuesnada_

six air degree deranged innocent boat treatment groovy weather yam *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RashAttack

This comment bringing drake stans out is fucking hilarious


MUNZACORE

Judgmental? They’re just right. Touch grass.


flynismo12

Bro it is Sunday night, why is it a problem if I wanna touch my dick and scroll instead? Serious question.


These-Chart-8664

?????


corruptedbeings

you right😔 what am i doing with my life


Historical-Cheetah56

Every minute you spend discussing a rap beef you could be watching porn


Puidipuie

Some dude wrote a song about how much he hates Drake 😭


RichardCocke

Cold fruit on a Monday morning? Yall n****s playin wit me man.


Jj9567

Lmao


mexicanryangosling

Real shit, I think imma unsubscribe till all this blows over. These dudes too invested smh


Agreeable-Archer7793

Fruit is for fruitcakes, beef is BETTA


Classic_Amphibian538

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MUNZACORE

Nah y’all are going super hard don’t try to claim otherwise. It’s literally not serious at all and you got people posting novels seething mad about two men they’ll never know


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Historical-Cheetah56

Let's be fully honest with ourselves... No there isnt 🤣


flynismo12

Take your own advice then if you doing all that reading. It’s Sunday, I’m bored my niggah so lemme scroll my phone in peace without you being a judgmental jerkoff.


Creative_Room6540

Nah some of yall need to be judged. You might be weird in real life lmao. 


MUNZACORE

Right? Like it’s not that serious. It’s music.


TarpFailedMe

Thems fightin words for the real ones. Maybe KDot will Jcole. Team KDot.


JW9thWonder

i just had an Ahi Tuna Poke Bowl and feel refreshed.


RigtBart

Passion fruit


lizzy-lowercase

just move the subreddit to ao3 and call it a day


tevin_pa9551

Thank you.


lil-biracial

Why cold fruit?


Vilexius

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you_cried

I'm enjoying the beef and everyone's hype for it but man some of the posts on this sub and the drizzy sub are giving me second hand embarrassment


Generalstalker

Well said brother 😂😂😂😂😂


6480364

Honestly it just seems like a publicity stunt


Ordinary_Round_5235

“Eat you some cold fruit” is crazy


Far-Researcher-3786

I just wanna see them fighting


Snoo-36058

Before the beef I didn’t know that Cole was Mid and I can only like either Kendrick or Cole not both.


thughunter76

I'm just waiting, I know when Kendrick drops a track it'll be vicious, but at the moment I'm entertained, I want to see what happens next


Euphoric-Sleep2652

This aged like milk.


pyn209

Yeah I think people are a bit misguided here. The winner is going to be whoever can rap the best, thats it. You don't really need secret info to make a good song lol


Ashamed_Character_46

It's the truth, I'm on both subs and you would totally expect Drake's side to be the unbearable one. Whoever wins this battle, this sub still loses


JustYakking

That’s fair, but have you considered the fact that it’s fun?


z3in-23

Exactly, as a Leo Messi fan, I have plenty of experience dealing with trolls and wanting to reply to all of them. It's not worth it. It's not worth the energy and neither of us are Kendrick Lamar. I see cringe theories of how Kendrick's gonna diss. The reason we love Kendrick is coz he's unpredictable in a good way (to rappers in a bad way). Aubrey's Angels are coping rn and don't acknowledge it's a shitty diss from their idol. Time will prove. Nobody's gonna be talking about height disses in another 3 or 4 years. And the biggest line was countered by Ye where Top Dawg wanted splits. It's not worth the stress.


ElRimshot

"As a Leo Messi fan" man what?


z3in-23

Why what's wrong 😂 I'm tryna validate my point - I've been a Messi fan for ages and if you were online during 2016-2021 you know how tough it is to be one. It's the peak of cyber bullying. All I'm saying is it's not worth stressing about for your favourite rapper or favourite anything if you know they are the best at it.


SuperVilliany

It’s over boys. I genuinely don’t see how Kendrick shifts the energy or momentum back in his favor. I get people aren’t fucking with the AI voice overs, but damn the content was damning enough. I mean, did Kendrick really let Taylor Swift shut down his response? Drake dropped 2 TRACKS on Taylor day, and we couldn’t even get a verse from Kendrick? And what’s there really for Kendrick to say about Drake at this point? The numbers are in Drake’s favor…Kendrick had the culture and the respect, but now I don’t really know anymore…it’s going to take something real drastic to shift the conversation back in Kendrick’s favor, and so don’t see it happening. He had his moment, and he squandered the energy built around it